₦airaland Forum

If he's hot, pour am water. Mumu wey suppose dey breast feed her pikin she dey there dey check hot guys.

kabaka1:
I smell jealoousy !!!

you must have a big nose.

Benita27:
Even if I don't have it all, I'm contented. God never fails, man does. FYI, there's no foolishness in asking from God.

there is no foolishness in asking from a fellow human being too. The only foolishness is dying in silence because of pride.

Benita27:
I dislike it when I see adults begging foolishly on social media. Get a life!.

madam I-get-am-all, have you ever made a post on social media asking God to bless you, your family and friends? That's you begging God foolishly on social media. Get a Star Radler!

She's begging you because the other celebs she had begged, refused to help her. If you don't have enough to spare, tell her. I know you are begging God for a Husband, what if God looks upon you the way you looked upon the poor lad?

emperorgoke:
who will do the needful? Police? Who will hang him? Judge ?? You must have totally forgotten this is Nigeria

If the police and the judge can't hang him, the people should lynch him. An animal like that shouldn't be let loose.

Lol

This is someone that is supposed to be a role model. Who the fvck is this nigga sef? I've never heard none of his songs.

DAVIYJONESS:
Dumb

i never asked for your name man, anyways, nice to meet you Dumb.

I don't see how a maniac and deluded psycho like him would be left in a house and not the prison yard. Fvck his age, his evil mind is like that of a grown up, so should his punishment be. Next time you catch him, do the needful, hang the bastard.

How many years have you been jobless? Busy body.

How many years have you been jobless. Busy body.

I wish you the best man. I pray you find what you looking for.

I'll be contesting for Miss Nairaland, cos I'm too pretty to contest for Mr Nairaland.

Trashy in a sexy way.

Where's the cake? No B without BC. Happy birthday to you dear, wishing you a happy, successful and long life. Cheers! But seriously, where is her cake?

Busyguy:
OK so Grace is crushing on me

nwoke m, forget that thing. OP just listed how to know when White people are crushing on you. For our Naija eh, no be the same thing.
When Naija girls dey crush on you, they...
1. Insult you jokingly e.g Emeka your head is big o, i've been watching you since and I just noticed it. ( truth is... She's been staring)


2. When they see you, they be like "hmmmm... This one you are looking good today, your gf is really taking care of you o" ( truth is... She admires you and wants to know your relationship status)


3. When they see you with another girl they be like " I saw you with that your gf today and una just dey waka..... Who she be sef?" ( truth is... She is jealous and wants to know who the hell the girl was)



4. When they are alone with you, they say.... " My friend talk say you fine" ( truth is.... She is that her friend)

I've crushed on people and I've had people crush on me, but nothing is as cute as when your crush is also crushing on you. I don't really crush on people close to me anymore, but my celebrity crush is Anna Banner.

The girl second from the right looks like she's gat only one leg, but it's not true, cos she's standing in a way that makes her second leg hidden at the back of her friend and from the camera.

Fat disapeared.

Confirm from Hushpuppi wether it's fake.

Uhm

Go to Edo, they have many pilots there. Majority of them have enough experience to fly at night.

Lol

sarrki:
Misplaced priorities

Why not Lynch our politicians that loot us dry

Am not saying its good to thief

Someone looted us dry ,No good schools, Hospitals, social amenities and we allow them go scot free

But Lynch petty thiefs

why don't you start the lynching? Nigerians be sitting at the comfort of their homes and preach hate.

VickyRotex:
Sadly, I thought I was replying someone matured. Anyways, I will complete what I started, by replying you again.
What's your problem? Is it like you can't see where I mentioned group punishment? Or group punishment is no longer punishment to you?
It's not my fault that you were always punished as an individual!

"you never received indvidual punishments"... Baby, that's my problem. I don't believe you. And about maturity, it is of the brain and reasoning, not age. We are all punished as individuals, thanks to the sins of Adam and Eve.

MyNewJackeT:
Is it in that same anambra that they say Election won't hold?

But I think say this guy fine to be governor of AnambrrrrrrrA, the guy make sense.

Politics is not about how handsome you are, but how big your bank account is, who you know and how big your balls is.

VickyRotex:
Yes ke. I schooled in Nigeria!

and you never got punished? So, is this the part you tell me that you are a virgin and your ex is Olamide? #keepLying

VickyRotex:
I used to be a good geh, (still a good geh) only get punished when its a group punishment.

did you school in Africa?

I was the class captain, immunity from punishments comes with the title.

"FEUD CAUSED BY BROTHERS LIVING OUTSIDE NIGERIA" what sort of sh!tty explanation is this? How is their feud connected to the shooting in the church? Are you sure it wasn't Fulani herdsmen that did this? Are y'll trying to cover this massacre to avoid war?