₦airaland Forum

folashade96:
A man approached JP Morgan, held up an envelope, and said, Sir, in my hand I hold a guaranteed formula for success, which I will gladly sell you for $25,000. Sir, JP Morgan replied, I do not know what is in the envelope, however if you show me, and I like it, I give you my word as a gentleman that I will pay you what you ask. The man agreed to the terms, and handed over the envelope. JP Morgan opened it, and extracted a single sheet of paper. He gave it one look, a mere glance, then handed the piece of paper back to the gent. And paid him the agreed-upon $25,000. The Paper: 1. Every morning, write a list of the things that need to be done that day. 2. Do them.

moral of the story? Don't ever try that in Nigeria.

Damn girl, you've gat a great future behind you. Pay 6k to watch you twerk? When i could watch Nicki Minaj twerk for free. One plate of Nkwobi is 3K, a Bottle of Origin is N250 (I normally take 2 bottles i.e N500+N3000=N3500). I go still have N2500. Thunder tear that your nyash.

From ISHOLA OYENUSI street, down to BABATUNDE FOLORUSHO bus stop, then to SHINA RAMBO Avenue. Afonjas, making Nigeria proud since 19-something.

The advert on the newspaper though. Who wouldn't want a bottle of Guiness after seeing a face like that? Face like Akpororo mixed with Segun Arinze and garnished with Mr Eazi, with May D for dessert. Yuck!

fk001:
My Governor go and sleep election must hold

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auntysimbiat:
Na wizzy sup be hubby

if Wizkid were the hubby, how would the wifey Davido look with dem beards?

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I just viewed your pic miss, can I follow you? I wouldn't mind looking at dem ballons all night long. Lowd! Could you make the picture any bigger?

Slim girls rock. Look at those legs! Mama mia.

Cameleon72:
Hmmm

your legs look like "New yam festival advert"

Let the party begin.

I am SHORT of words.

Oluwasaeon:
23 years in complexion ?
Dark height ?

bros abeg, my faint just finished now, i fit borrow small fainting from you? No faint the whole thing.

Deeper Life High School. What did you expect? These guys don't have TVs at home nah.

decatalyst:
Nah me be child, right?

Hmmm...commonsense should have provided you 'wisdom' to decipher when not to talk like a slowpoke on a faceless forum or not to regard everyone as your peer. Well, commonsense isn't common after all

don't take it personal, Boy. You typed like a Child.

decatalyst:
I wish it can be brought back...,............in order to instill a bit of fear into the young ones who might want to engage in unscrupulous practices

Child, have you ever heard of SARS? Method of execution these days is worse than it used to be back in the days.

The resolution of the pictures is too high to be from cameras used in '95. Sure this is not a movie?

dominique:
Scary. I wonder what was going through the minds of those men that very moment.

yeah

ZorGBUooeh:
Hahahahaha!They are trying to tell us that they are both kween charming..Arent u stunned by dere raw,pure irresistible beauty

raw? Maybe. Pure? Not so sure. Irresistible? Dem be Jollof rice? I'm rather surprised that they made FP.

UNIQUELADY1:
so wat is ds one saying,make we clap hands 4 u okwianu

what this one just said is tha Yvonne Nelson is an Olosho, say the girl no be today she start. She don teey for the biz. Inugo?

writingking:
IDI AMEEN will not kill person with laugh:Sometimes people mistake the way I talk for what I am thinking.

how is this relevant to the post?

Boring.

BabaAduras:
Going by your point, the "beer-holder" thinks they are beautiful, what is your problem with that? Is he or she not entitled to his or her opinion?

If you do not agree with the opinion, just limit your last comment to "I don't really think they are that cute". That is you opinion, and you are entitled to it, but you are not qualified to decide whether they make FP.

I think they are beautiful and decently dressed.

yawns! Boring. You think they are beautiful? Fine. Who their beauty epp?

BabaAduras:
The Author never said they are special, he or she said they are beautiful. What is your problem with that?

You must be ugly inside if you cannot appreciate beauty in others.

Beauty, my friend, lies in the eyes of the "beer-holder". I don't really think they are that cute, not the kind of cute that would make them FP.

Ihutomi:
they are not married so is advert, poster u for add address and phone number.

lol. They are probably waiting for twin brothers to come to them. Wish them the best though.

I just wish Buhari a long life. He should live and suffer. Death would be so cheap, so easy. Why die when he can live and suffer? He brought suffering, penury, misery, upon Nigerians, he should suffer too. Let the sickness eat him deep inside. Let it devour him from within. Let it kill him slowly and painfully. Yes, i wish my president long life, he doesn't deserve to die, not yet. #LongLiveBaba

Find a new hobby.

There are millions of identical twin sisters in Nigeria, what's so special about these ones?

Dead men.

Osinbajo be like.... "The only way for peace to reign in Rivers is for Amaechi to return the money that he looted and publicly apologize to Wike, he should then proceed to the gym and do something about his GeePee Tank belly"

Wike: Smiles...


Amaechi: .......

Dem white Gucci shoes. You've earned my respect boy.

Without this man, Libya is just sh!t.

Yorubas sabi dirty clothes.