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Health / Re: Cristiano Ronaldo Is Going To Be Opening Up A Hair Transplant Centre In Madrid by Shelloween(m): 10:49am On Feb 27, 2019
Lol. Ronaldo is for Hair Transplant while Atiku is for Hair Transport.... To Cameroon. grin grin grin cheesy cheesy
Politics / Re: Rivers APC Ex-official, Fubara, Was Tied Like Crocodile, Beheaded – Party Agent by Shelloween(m): 10:26am On Feb 26, 2019
Hmm
Family / Re: 60-year-old Woman And Husband Welcome First Baby After 36 Years Of Marriage by Shelloween(m): 7:13pm On Oct 18, 2018
youngest85:
Bloggers
oh ye of little faith

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Family / Re: 60-year-old Woman And Husband Welcome First Baby After 36 Years Of Marriage by Shelloween(m): 6:57pm On Oct 18, 2018
Only God knows what they went through.

May God protect, guide and provide for the family.

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Celebrities / Re: Linda Ikeji's 'lies' Exposed!!! by Shelloween(m): 7:40pm On Oct 17, 2018
kolafolabi:
Who be this attention seeker.. Get a life abeg
remind him to add sense to his new life.

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Crime / Re: Suspects Arrested With Human Skulls In Ilorin, Kwara Confess (Photos) by Shelloween(m): 6:55pm On Oct 17, 2018
They lined them in order.
They gave them chairs to sit
They decorated the table before them.

Lol. This happens when your Oga is at the top.

If it were Chinedu and Ebuka now..........

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Romance / Re: Kenyan Curvaceous Socialite,corazon Kwamboka Flaunts Her Massive Behind by Shelloween(m): 5:08pm On Oct 17, 2018
Wow
Politics / Re: Olujuwon Obasanjo Visits Buhari Campaign Headquarters (Photo) by Shelloween(m): 4:47pm On Oct 17, 2018
Presidential candidate : Fulani
Vice presidential candidate : Igbo
Senate President : half caste
Deputy Senate President : Igbo
Speaker house of reps : Hausa

If you think OBJ will support PDP, you must be mad
Every Nigerian is tribalistic, no matter how hard you hide or deny it

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Religion / Re: Silly Things Women Do In Relationships. by Shelloween(m): 4:40pm On Oct 17, 2018
Lol
Religion / Re: Describe Earth Life To An Unborn Soul by Shelloween(m): 4:38pm On Oct 17, 2018
Y.o.l.o
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: What Is The Most Painful/hurtful Thing Your Boss Has Ever Said To You? by Shelloween(m): 4:12pm On Oct 17, 2018
vizkiz:
I do my job when when expected and I don't give those above me the privilege to look down on me.

The day Any bastard with a "boss" title, utter shìtty words me is the day I'll give some Fadeyi Boys Tip to help me teach him a VERY BIG LESSON.

I don't joke with my personality neither will I see it fall to ruin by a simpleton who thinks himself above me.
Stfu...... Just answer nothing.

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Education / Re: 8 Words You’d Find In Both The Igbo And Yoruba Languages, But Different Meaning by Shelloween(m): 8:44am On Oct 16, 2018
Earthbound:
Yoruba; Oko - farm, joystick

Igbo; Oko - to itch.


I had a friend whose last name is Ezimorah.
Igbo; Ezi- Pig
Yoruba; Mora - I bought

A combination of both languages translated into 'I bought pigs'
Let's just say he had a really hard time.
mechie onu.
To itch is "Uko" not "Oko"
There is no Igbo name spelt as "Ezimorah"

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Education / Re: 8 Words You’d Find In Both The Igbo And Yoruba Languages, But Different Meaning by Shelloween(m): 8:27am On Oct 16, 2018
Lol .... I always enjoy the "Olaniyi" part.
Even "Olatunji" ....infact..every Yoruba name that starts with "Ola" means something funny in Igbo.

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Politics / Re: Enugu Governor, Ifeanyi Finally Speaks On Campaign Billboard With “jesus”, Says by Shelloween(m): 7:59am On Oct 16, 2018
LMAoo... Even that Jesus endorsing the governor looks sickly and angry whereas Ugw.
Celebrities / Re: Uriel Oputa's Brother Tattoos Her Face And Their Mother's On His Body by Shelloween(m): 7:15am On Oct 16, 2018
LaBozz:


That is the error that needs to be corrected in churches which most pastors are not talking about. In all the laws that was given in the old testament, Jesus broke everything down to Love. When you focus on the true meaning of Love, you will see that nothing else matters aside love. Love covered the old testament. I can teach you a lot about the new testament and how people should not be deceived about the old testament, but I leave that to you to search for your own salvation.

If you don't know what's happen that is deceiving so many people now, the only reason most churches are still using the old testament to preach is because the tithe issue is still circled around the old testament and that is not suppose to be so.

The body is dust and returns to dust with or without tattoos. Jesus made us all understand that God does not even see anyone in the physical body, so how can God see the tattoo in your body. Those who worship God must worship him in spirit and in truth. Not in physical and self believe.
I should call God's name in vain with love? Commit adultery in love? Swear with God's name in love? Dishonor my parents in love? Kill in love? Make graven images of other gods and worship them in love. I should covet my neighbour's wife in love? I should steal and lie in love?
Bro, even during the transfiguration of Jesus, Moses and Elijah appeared to Him, they represented the old law and prophets respectively.
If the old law, which is also the old testament is irrelevant, why then was it important that Moses appear to Him?
If the body is so useless to God, he wouldn't call it His temple.

I won't reply your mentions again, I'm done with you.
Let God judge each man according to his deeds.
Crime / Re: Nigerian Pizza Delivery Man Killed In Daylight Robbery In The U.S (Photos) by Shelloween(m): 11:07pm On Oct 15, 2018
milemimi93:
A Canadian citizen is currently here doing job.. Would you say that Canada isn't ok.?
what type of job and which state? I bet he or she is not selling gala in Borno state.
Celebrities / Re: Uriel Oputa's Brother Tattoos Her Face And Their Mother's On His Body by Shelloween(m): 10:57pm On Oct 15, 2018
LaBozz:


Same old testament like I assumed. And if you people keep duelling on the old testament, is it not sin enough to have set aside the purpose why Jesus Christ came?

Same old testament you are quoting condemned prostitution and they were stoned to death but what did Jesus do to a prostitute.
Its very sad to see how so many people are confused about the true understanding of the bible.

Jesus has already spelt out what you need to enter the kingdom of heaven. So for those of you that ignore that which Jesus has said and duel on their own reasoning, its a pity.

I would only understand you better and keep shut when you can show me anywhere in the new testament after the coming to Jesus that it was stated.
I should disregard everything in the old testament just because Jesus came? Jesus came to fulfill the law not abolish it. He made some changes, but left some the way they are. If the old testament laws are irrelevant, why do we still refer to them? Why do we still preach it's contents? Bro, keep your opinion to yourself. If you are trying to twist God's words to suit your lifestyle, good for you. Just don't preach what you don't know.
Crime / Re: Nigerian Pizza Delivery Man Killed In Daylight Robbery In The U.S (Photos) by Shelloween(m): 10:43pm On Oct 15, 2018
baysol:

Rip to the dead. Look, he's not the only one as the victim of our inept leaders in Africa, what about thousands that have perished in the Mediterranean Sea. You just wonder what they do at their AU meetings?
they discuss irrelevant stuff. AU is just a weak body that lacks the power to even enforce it's own laws. I miss Gaddafi, though he was a tyrant, but he really pushed for a united African state. The West killed him, why? They dread African unity and he was really pushing for it. A united Africa would be a force to behold in the international community. But no, we would rather kill each other and lick the assess of those white skunks. We are always going to be slaves, until we realize that there is power in unity.
Crime / Re: Nigerian Pizza Delivery Man Killed In Daylight Robbery In The U.S (Photos) by Shelloween(m): 7:53pm On Oct 15, 2018
Our leaders killed him. If our resources were utilized, nobody would dream of travelling outside the country to do petty jobs.

he's gone from frying pan to fire. Jee nke Oma

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Celebrities / Re: Uriel Oputa's Brother Tattoos Her Face And Their Mother's On His Body by Shelloween(m): 7:48pm On Oct 15, 2018
LaBozz:


Which bible. Abeg stop deceiving yourself. The same lack of knowledge the Bible stated is what many of you are suffering from. Please show me the part of the bible that stated that tattoo is bad.
Leviticus I9 v 28. After reading, argue with your God.
Politics / Re: BREAKING: Boko Haram Executes Another Aide Worker, Says Leah Will Live As Slave by Shelloween(m): 7:16pm On Oct 15, 2018
This is barbaric. Buhari must go. He's failed in every sector.
Even the corruption he claims to be fighting is a hoax. He's fighting corruption in a corrupt way. That man is tribalistic, sentimental, autocratic and clueless. He is not fit to run a secondary school let alone a country.

R.I.P to the dead. May God hold the lifeless thing responsible.

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Culture / Re: Is "Lady Koi Koi" Real Or Just A Myth Story? by Shelloween(m): 7:09pm On Oct 15, 2018
You had to wait till night to raise the topic?

Real or fake, stories about her give me the creeps to this day.

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Celebrities / Re: Paul Okoye Teach His Children How To Write On Board ( Pics, Vid) by Shelloween(m): 6:57pm On Oct 15, 2018
This is the cutest thing I've seen all day.
But seriously, who is teaching who? Cos I know Paul no go school.

P.s. I dunno why but I prefer Peter.
Romance / Re: Lady Holds Onto Her Man Who Tries To Run In Pre-Wedding Photos by Shelloween(m): 5:32pm On Oct 15, 2018
bluefilm:


Anything white skin in pørn is a taboo.

Both white men and white women.

Their pink skin looks like something that is premature.

In short, you can't even feel their action.

You can't even know if or when they are sweating.

White people no be am at all...

Like I said earlier, ebony or nothing!
LMA ooooo.. You win.
Romance / Re: Lady Holds Onto Her Man Who Tries To Run In Pre-Wedding Photos by Shelloween(m): 4:50pm On Oct 15, 2018
bluefilm:


You lie.

Ebony pørn or nothing!!!
white guy on black girl is okay. I hate looking at unclad black guys
Celebrities / Re: Uriel Oputa's Brother Tattoos Her Face And Their Mother's On His Body by Shelloween(m): 2:28pm On Oct 15, 2018
Yomzzyblog:


And you that don't have tattoo, get ready for judgement day just because you judged people! You have just wasted your holiness grin grin So what is your gain??
I didn't judge. I just stated the fact. Telling someone to get ready for judgement day is not condemning the person.If I had said 'he'll go to hell for having a tattoo'...that would be me judging him...
Celebrities / Re: Uriel Oputa's Brother Tattoos Her Face And Their Mother's On His Body by Shelloween(m): 2:26pm On Oct 15, 2018
Yomzzyblog:


And you that don't have tattoo, get ready for judgement day just because you judged people! You have just wasted your holiness grin grin So what is your gain??
I didn't judge. I just stated the fact. Telling someone to get ready for judgement day is not condemning the person. If I had said 'he'll go to hell for having a tattoo'...that would be me judging him..

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Politics / Re: Twitter Buzz: "I Am Obedient, Obligated To Be Atikulated" - Peter Obi by Shelloween(m): 2:04pm On Oct 15, 2018
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Celebrities / Re: Uriel's Brother Endures 5 Hours Of Pain To Get A Tattoo Of Her And Their Mother by Shelloween(m): 1:49pm On Oct 15, 2018
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Celebrities / Re: Uriel Oputa's Brother Tattoos Her Face And Their Mother's On His Body by Shelloween(m): 1:47pm On Oct 15, 2018
I like that picture of Uriel better, displaying those decent boobs in an indecent way.

About the tattoo, it's a no no according to the Bible so, tell his bro to get ready for judgement day.

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Celebrities / Re: Halima Abubakar: "I Am A Virgin, Can't Wait To Experience Sex" by Shelloween(m): 1:36pm On Oct 15, 2018
Virgin from Virginia.

Someone should please escort her back to rehab, she must be off her meds.

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Romance / Re: Lady Holds Onto Her Man Who Tries To Run In Pre-Wedding Photos by Shelloween(m): 1:29pm On Oct 15, 2018
Oreofepeters:
This is not oyinbo, na half cast
because of the mala? Go and sit down
Half cast kor, Full cast ni.

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