so I came across a photo of a friend of mine getting married and I can't help to think if I will ever get to this stage.


Look at that soft guy, he is obviously well fed. I'm just here feeding on dry garri. He has 6 packs with muscles. For me, i'm looking slim. The place where you will see enough flesh gather is in my head (big head).


Now to his attires, how will i be able to afford that expensive white brocade. Like i said in my past thread, i only have 4 trousers (2 bad). Na who chop belleful dey buy native. Look at his beard sef, dope. My chin is like a fig tree (no beard).


See e wife sef, fine like twaci. I doubt if i can attract a fine girl like that with my current looks and status. See cake sef, will surely worth more than 25,000. Money i cant boast off. account reading 1004 naira (one thousand for the bank).


#God.Why

Hahahahahahahahaha. U re crazy

OP after u done crack my ribs finish, u go come treat am 4 me ooh

U see ur life
Money u no get
Fine u no fine
Grammer self u no sabi
So where person wan begin help u now

Lol

How is anything here even funny

sorry guys. The pics I tried to upload didn't work. Here's some I downloaded which can act as a semblance of what I'm talking about. Who I b to do this kind wedding.


Ordinary to act as one of the groom's men in one of my friend's wedding, i used colour riot. Trouser like combat-blue with the suit looking like weak hairy black

slimthugchimee2:
How is anything here even funny

i asked myself the excat same question

Dude the Lord will provide.

dont worry bro. everybody gat his own time. im sure someone somewhere someday said things like this about Evans the kidnapper. we all came to this world separate, husslte, but most importantly, be grateful to God. He knows best

Kokaine:
dont worry bro. everybody gat his own time. im sure someone somewhere someday said things like this about Evans the kidnapper. we all came to this world separate, husslte, but most importantly, be grateful to God. He knows best

hmm.. Wise one. But I really got nothing to offer. If for example I was good in the other room, soft girls like ebonyeyes88 and khiaa would have considered me. Or if I had prospect, good girls like benita27 or missraine69 would have looked my way.


All I do to console myself is talk on faith and the popular ''vanity upon vanity........'' hmmm

Other than complain, what have you done to save yourself?

marriage is not by force......remain single till end comes.


#teamsingle

redbeans:
hmm.. Wise one. But I really got nothing to offer. If for example I was good in the other room, soft girls like ebony.eyes88 and k.hiaa would have considered me. Or if I had prospect, girls like beni.ta27 or missrai.ne69 would have looked my way.


All I do to console myself is talk on faith and the popular ''vanity upon vanity........'' hmmm

Take it easy on yourself. Who started the race doesn't always win.

You sounded like you are the one that created yourself and that you already make up your mind to be poor all your life. I hope, for your own sake, that you are not been serious with all the rubbish you posted about yourself; if its someone that said this about you now, hell will be let loose.

- If your condition is critical, have you come to accept your fate?
- With your pessimistic mindset, are you not cursing yourself because human tongue carries power?
- Are you doubting the ultimate power of the maker who raises the poor out of the dunghill (mud)?
- What are you doing about the condition in order to see that it changes or you've already given up on yourself?
- Did you border to ask those you are envying the hurdles they crossed b4 getting to where they are?
- You mentioned faith, did you believe there is power in prayer?

- Guy, wake up from that slumber of yours, heaven help those who help themselves!

Modified: Just gone through your RIP post and discovered the reason for this kind of thread. You are a clown. Sense fall on you!

redbeans:
Ordinary to act as one of the groom's men in one of my friend's wedding, i used colour riot. Trouser like combat-blue with the suit looking like weak hairy black

redbeans: Look at his beard sef, dope. My chin is like a fig tree (no beard).

Oh my Gawd

redbeans:
hmm.. Wise one. But I really got nothing to offer. If for example I was good in the other room, soft girls like ebonyeyes88 and khiaa would have considered me. Or if I had prospect, good girls like benita27 or missraine69 would have looked my way.


All I do to console myself is talk on faith and the popular ''vanity upon vanity........'' hmmm

One day soon
Nothing is ever in vain.

Dude, you haf finish me with laugh

POVERTY IS A BASTARD

BROS YOU EVEN RICH PASS SOME OF US!

But Who cares anyways!

We still leaving Happy with the Hope that one day, we will get there

dude you smart, keep it up.

THUNDAR:
POVERTY IS A BASTARD

BROS YOU EVEN RICH PASS SOME OF US!

But Who cares anyways!

We still leaving Happy with the Hope that one day, we will get there

viva broke guys viva

Clown

redbeans:
hmm.. Wise one. But I really got nothing to offer. If for example I was good in the other room, soft girls like ebonyeyes88 and khiaa would have considered me. Or if I had prospect, good girls like benita27 or missraine69 would have looked my way.


All I do to console myself is talk on faith and the popular ''vanity upon vanity........'' hmmm

lool

sunshineG:
viva broke guys viva

I no blame you Bro

THUNDAR:


I no blame you Bro

bro I am calling for solidarity among broke guys now

I am also broke and proud

Except I misinterpreted your comment

sunshineG:
bro I am calling for solidarity among broke guys now

I am also broke and proud

Except I misinterpreted your comment

I understand you now!

slimthugchimee2:
How is anything here even funny

I'm afraid, u myt av lost ur sense of humour

shinarlaura:
Hahahahahahahahaha. U re crazy

Laughs apart.

You are fine tho... Can I take you out?

SINZ:
Other than complain, what have you done to save yourself?

commit more sinz maybe?

slimthugchimee2:
How is anything here even funny

Your sense of humour needs a little, very tiny little bit of tweaking !

No offense.

[quote author=Mcy56 post=59249435]You sounded like you are the one that created yourself and that you already make up your mind to be poor all your life. I hope, for your owyourself because human tongue carries power?
Na only power human tongue carry,e no carry empire join or suits abi game of thrones...d op was just kidding na haba u too serious sef