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PoliticsRe: BREAKING: Why I Did Not Name Osinbajo Acting President This Time – Buhari Speaks by Shelloween(m): 7:13am On May 14, 2017
WhistleB:
Baba get well soon. Whatever you call him, we dont bother. We just believe in your pair.
While you are away, IBB's daughter wedded and there were 30 private jets in Minna.
and Baba's daughter Zara travelled with The Federal Republic of Nigeria's Presidential Jet. Thunder fire you.
CelebritiesRe: Anita Joseph Reveals She Has Been A Victim Of Domestic Violence by Shelloween(m): 7:02am On May 14, 2017
Nice ass.
RomanceRe: I Need Help!!! Masturbation Is Killing Me!!! by Shelloween(m): 6:56am On May 14, 2017
konjinokillme:
Pepper? shocked
yeah, just rub it on your palms. Even the devil can't masturbate with pepper on his palms.
RomanceRe: I Need Help!!! Masturbation Is Killing Me!!! by Shelloween(m): 6:55am On May 14, 2017
masterbator:
Thank you very much.
I fall under all categories. I seem to have very strong sexual urge, I will like to calm it down.
It won't be that easy but YOU CAN DO IT. You must try and get a job, it is very essential.
Jokes EtcRe: 15 Pictures Every Nairalanders Will Relate To by Shelloween(m): 12:21am On May 14, 2017
Boring.
RomanceRe: I Need Help!!! Masturbation Is Killing Me!!! by Shelloween(m): 11:52pm On May 13, 2017
SuperWorld:
The truth is masturbation makes your skin fresher.......you may not believe it.....
Ewu.
RomanceRe: I Need Help!!! Masturbation Is Killing Me!!! by Shelloween(m): 11:47pm On May 13, 2017
ladikpe:
Hello, the main reason you can't do without it, it's because your mind has been consumed by sex and you are not married to discharge your sex urge, each time you watch porn, have sex chat, or anything that will ignite ur urge. I advice you
1- give your life to christ, and you will have hatred for sin including masturbation
2- spend quality time reading the bible.
these will renew your mind. And I assure you, it's the only way and the best way
Fvcking Christians. You think everything is about the bible? What if he reads the bible and mistakenly turn to SONGS OF SOLOMON? Everything no be bible matter.
RomanceRe: I Need Help!!! Masturbation Is Killing Me!!! by Shelloween(m):
Always have pepper near by. Anytime you get the urge, rub it on your palms. It works.

P.S If you are addicted to masturbation then you are
1. An Introvert
2. Addicted to pornography
3. You don't have a gf
4. You don't have a job

solution
1. As an Introvert, you need to get social. Hang out with homies. Don't just stay alone. Whenever you get the urge during the day, leave your house and walk around. If it's at night, rub pepper on your palms!

2. Pornography. Even if you can't stop watching porn. Make sure you rub pepper on your palms BEFORE watching porn.

3. Get yourself a Gf. Dick is meant for pvssy not for the hands.

4. Get your ass a job.
Masturbation is not an addiction, it's a habit. You can't just wake up one morning and stop a habit. Take your time. Dont forget.... PEPPER is BAE.
CrimeRe: This Nigerian Woman Who Was Attacked With Acid In London Just Can't Stop Selfies by Shelloween(m): 11:24pm On May 13, 2017
khutiesteph:
FTC!!!!!!

So madam
Nawa ooo




Wahis ma own?
Lemme come and b going
Selfie queens dem
Smh
how much dey don pay you as FTC? Madam, have you checked your Jamb exam centre and date?
CelebritiesRe: Peter Okoye's Reply To A Fan Who Said He Should Support Our Local League by Shelloween(m): 11:19pm On May 13, 2017
PSquare and their English though.......but their bank account na Gbagam.
CrimeRe: 30 Private Jets Land In Minna For Babangida's Daughter’s Wedding Celebration by Shelloween(m): 7:44pm On May 12, 2017
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CelebritiesRe: "I Have Seen Domestic Violence First Hand And I Always Stood Against It" -niyola by Shelloween(m): 6:52pm On May 12, 2017
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CelebritiesRe: Peter Okoye Arrives UK 2 Watch Chelsea Win EPL,Gets Jersey 4rm Victor Moses(Pics by Shelloween(m): 6:47pm On May 12, 2017
NwamaziNwaAro:

FOOD FOR THOUGHT

A wise man sitting down sees what a child sitting on the head of his illegitimate father who is seated on top of a Palmtree can't see..
you got the adage wrong bro. It goes like this "what an elder sees while sitting down, a child will never see it, even if he climbs on top the tallest tree"
like I wrote earlier, you are just another dumb hater.
CrimeRe: Policewoman, Helen Sunday Shot Dead By Gunmen In Enugu (Graphic Photos) by Shelloween(m): 6:38pm On May 12, 2017
Enugu State doesn't have a governor. What they have is a fat man who is addicted to food and worried about his weight. Gov. Ugwuanyi is a disgrace.
CelebritiesRe: Peter Okoye Arrives UK 2 Watch Chelsea Win EPL,Gets Jersey 4rm Victor Moses(Pics by Shelloween(m): 6:30pm On May 12, 2017
NwamaziNwaAro:
This guy is always travelling.


Seems he has a nagging wife he always wants to get away from.

MORAL
Marry right and for the right reasons.
Worst thing that could happen to any man is to have an unhappy home
Poverty, my friend, is a disease. He's always travelling because;
1. He's gat the money

2. He's a fvcking musician. Musicians travel a lot.

You can't relate bro. You're neither a rich dude nor a musician. You are just another hater.
CelebritiesRe: Peter Okoye Arrives UK 2 Watch Chelsea Win EPL,Gets Jersey 4rm Victor Moses(Pics by Shelloween(m): 6:25pm On May 12, 2017
kenonze:
I have already prep my flight ticket to hit London to rep Arsenal the day of FA Cup final against CFC.
in YCEE's voice[i][/i] no passport but you claim you dey fly, maka why? All these girls too dey lie.
CelebritiesRe: Peter Okoye Arrives UK 2 Watch Chelsea Win EPL,Gets Jersey 4rm Victor Moses(Pics by Shelloween(m): 6:16pm On May 12, 2017
The sky is not always blue, but blood is always red. Manchester United for life niccuur!!! #GGMU win, draw, lose.
Nairaland GeneralRe: Why Do Nigerian Police Like Carring Sellotaped(adhesive-taped) Gun? by Shelloween(m): 10:19pm On May 11, 2017
It's because the guns are substandard and outdated.
CelebritiesRe: Which Nigerian Tribe Insult People The Most??? by Shelloween(m): 7:02pm On May 11, 2017
Every word from the mouth of a yoruba man sounds like an insult. I don't even know when they are greeting, complimenting or insulting me. Fvcking Afonjas.
CelebritiesRe: A Nairalander Chilling With Thin Tall Tony by Shelloween(m): 6:56pm On May 11, 2017
They are not chilling, they are standing.
CelebritiesRe: If You Ve Watched This Films, Dont Tell Me You Are Still Single by Shelloween(m): 11:17pm On May 09, 2017
E concern you? God's time is the best.
Foreign AffairsRe: F.B.I. Director James Comey Is Fired By Trump by Shelloween(m): 11:13pm On May 09, 2017
He got Trumped.
Foreign AffairsRe: Trump Fires FBI Director Comey by Shelloween(m): 11:12pm On May 09, 2017
How does it affect Nigeria?
CelebritiesRe: Adorable Photo Of Debie-rise's Father Hugging Her As She Returned Home by Shelloween(m): 10:41pm On May 09, 2017
Adorable
CelebritiesRe: Don Jazzy Reacts To Forbes Africa's Richest Musicians List by Shelloween(m): 10:38pm On May 09, 2017
God and Talent brought you this far. Emmm.... How is Dbanj and his garri business?
CelebritiesRe: Ubi Franklin Almost Stabbed By A Chinese Man In Lekki Today (Photo) by Shelloween(m): 10:36pm On May 09, 2017
kennygee:
" See this Chinese man o" is not a racist comment.
yeah.. Just like "see this aboki" but the Hausa brothers doesn't see it that way.
CelebritiesRe: Ubi Franklin Almost Stabbed By A Chinese Man In Lekki Today (Photo) by Shelloween(m): 10:23pm On May 09, 2017
I read your own side of the story and i didnt see where you wrote "...and I said 'see this Chinese man o' ". Did you or did you not say it? When they call you black monkey abroad you niggas be typing SAY NO TO RACISM. Maybe the Chinese man felt racially abused with the way you addressed him, but that doesn't justify his actions. What do fvck do I care?
CrimeRe: 16 Years OldTeenager Commits Suicide After Playing Deadly Online Game by Shelloween(m): 6:39pm On May 09, 2017
What is America doing about this game?
CrimeRe: Lecturer Brutalised By Soldiers For Answering A Phone Call At Check Point (pic) by Shelloween(m):
This is someone's dad. Nigerian soldiers and their brutality. Government should do something about these inhumane acts. Carnibals!
CelebritiesRe: "I Have A Crush On Falz"- Tboss Takes A Dip In The Pool In Sexy Swimsuit. Photos by Shelloween(m): 10:58pm On May 08, 2017
kolaranking1:
who f?cking cares?
you

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