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Lol. Fine ke? |
Officialkplus:is that the new line? |
I hate snakes, I can't even touch a dead one. |
Since is wearing RED already abeg give him a GREEN handkerchief and a BLACK bullet. |
HaneefahRN:I respect your opinion but try and understand the logic here. THE VICTIMS ARE THE ONES THAT GO PUBLIC. You can never determine who the real victim is, until you hear from both parties. Imagine being beaten up by your younger sister, wouldn't you be too ashamed to report to your parents? Women are the weaker sex, so when a man gets beaten up by a woman, no matter the age difference, such a man would be too embarrassed to speak up. I am totally against domestic violence. Please, don't mention me again. Good day. |
sarahade:lol. I am entitled to my opinion and just because we perceive things differently, that doesn't make me foolish. Men, as well as women, is annoying. |
Where is the topless pic nauuu! |
We are looking for Buhari and you are posting this irrelevant sh!t? |
eyinjuege:If a woman cheats on a man and he hit her, who is the victim? Is it the one that got cheated on or the one that got beaten? Let me tell you who the victim is.... "The one that goes public first".....Men play the victim when they post about the infidelity of their spouses online. They won't tell you how many times they had hit them. They will only tell you how they slept with different men. Some people would call those women bad names. Women also play the victim when they post their sh!t online. They only tell you how their husbands beat them up. They won't tell you what they did. Some people would call the man bad names. There is no violence or crime without a motive. A man can't just wake up one morning, without reason and start hitting his wife. This is Africa. Husbands would always beat up their wives and vice versa. At the end, they either stay together or they part ways. Life goes on. Like i wrote earlier, i'm against all these sh!t. Hitting a woman is wrong. Don't mention me again. You're boring. No offence. |
PaulKillerman:No matter how annoying my mum gets sometimes, i can never raise my voice at her. I can never hit my babe. There are some faces you can never hurt. I'd rather walk away. You can't hit someone you love. |
SARS no be here. |
PaperLace:we are on the same page here. Violence ain't good. The only annoying part about all this is that women always like to play the victim. Men get their asses whopped sometimes. |
PaperLace:Do you know what? You think it's only men that beat women in a marriage. What about thousands of women that beat their husbands? Do you see the men going public with their own BATTERY? When men beat women, everyone goes gaga but when a woman beats a man, it becomes funny. Do you know how these men beaten by their wives feel? Too ashamed to come out. Are they not human too? Women would always post their shit online to get sympathy. |
I'd never hit a face that pretty, no matter what. |
I'm not tryna justify a man hitting a woman buh some of y'll girls can be annoying sometimes. |
Ama mind my own b'nass. Mind yours. |
Na for mouth your age mates dey wear ring? |
Na so e dey start. Soon you go hear " I feel like i am in the wrong body" |
I am an Igbo man, but before i became an Igbo man, I was already a Nigerian. You don't get it? You don't concur? Daz your bin'ass. Why am I a Nigerian when i am outside Nigeria, but an Igbo man when I am in the country? Why can't i see my President for who he really is; a Nigerian, and not for where he's from; the Fulani tribe. Honestly, I blindly voted for GEJ, not because he was the best candidate (God's knows he's not), not because he was the best president that ever ruled us (Angels know he's not), not because he had plans for my future (Allah knows he didn't), but then, why did I vote him? Why vote a man whose administration is arguably the most corrupt that Nigeria has ever seen? Why vote a man that said that stealing OUR MONEY was not corruption? Why vote a man that seemed oblivious to the fact that the Sun of our future was being eclipsed by the incompetence and corruption of his administration? Why vote this man, GEJ? Well, i voted him because FOR ME, he was an Igbo man, not a Nigerian. I saw the clueless man as an Igbo man. I didn't give a damn whether i had food or not, whether people stole billions of naira, whether the roads are good, whether i had good water to drink, whether i had a future under him, whether i had electricity, NO! I only gave a damn where he came from. I only gave a damn about his religion, not his capablilties as a leader. His name, not his vision as a leader. His origin, not his wisdom. I only gave a damn about the unimportant things. I voted the wrong man and HE LOST. Was i sad, angry, disappointed when he lost? Of course! An Igbo man lost an election, not an interim president, not a Nigerian, but an Igbo man. How could I've been this blind? I hated PMB because he is a Fulani man. Imagine a fulani man running the show (Who born the maga?) Imagine a muslim ruling over me; a christian. I was thinking like an Igbo man, i was thinking, behaving, understanding like an Igbo man. I was tribalistic. Tribalism is a virus, it spreads from one person to another. It kills you deep inside, It makes you myopic. It clouds your reasoning. I had that virus in me. I needed an antedote. I needed to be saved. How did i save myself? How did i free myself from the shackles of tribalism? Well, I BECAME A NIGERIAN! I stopped being tribalistic. I stopped being sentimental. I stopped hating anybody that is not from my tribe. I BECAME A NIGERIAN. President Buhari might be a Fulani man, Sarki might be an Hausa man (or whatever), Fayose might be a Yoruba man, but they are all Nigerians. I used to laugh at Buhari. I used to pray for his downfall. I used to pray for his death. Not anymore!!! I Have Become a Nigerian. I wish my President good health. I wish my president long life. You have a plan but sickness would not let you actualize those plans for us. You have a vision. You had love for us. Believe me or not PMB is better that most people give him credit for. Ride on my President. Allah bless you. |
This was an attempt at humour. He didn't mean any of those. This is how some crazy besties wish you a happy birthday. If you don't have best friends that would laugh at you when you mistakenly fall down, visit you when you are sick and eat almost everything you couldn't eat, Fart when they are with you and laugh about it, friends that would provoke you and laugh while you are shouting at them. etc, then you gat no homies and you can't relate to the b.day post. These are what best friends do; but then, I could be wrong, who knows? |
MrUmaRu:is it Over 2.5 or throughout? |
All these codes sha... Is it bet9ja or Nairabet? |
And so what? |
I go do you chuku chuku. |
Maybe you tried to joke when they were serious. |
Ftc |
dotcomnamename:You are just bitter. Shame on you. |
sarrki:not all criminals, Rotimi Amaechi walks freely. |
mzmighty:Ewu |
They look more equipped than the Nigerian Army, but then, this could be another political propaganda. |
K |
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