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Romance / Re: The Curse Of A Human Man by shellybee: 7:37pm On Dec 02, 2023
Magnoliaa:


I can see you are an incel.


Of course, hating women and lashing out at them on the Internet, which is the closest you'll ever get to real ones, wouldn't be so far behind.
Get the f off my profile you batshit crazy woman
What do you even know about me? Werey
Romance / Re: The Type Of Men I Don't Want (personal Opinion) by shellybee: 7:35pm On Dec 02, 2023
Magnoliaa:


Because I am a psychotic individual.


I will give you an overdose of that attention you want from me, don't worry.
Seun how can i prevent someone from seeing my posts undecided
I don encounter person with mental problem for this site
Tf is your malfunction?
Did your father not give you enough attention as a kid?

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Romance / Re: The Type Of Men I Don't Want (personal Opinion) by shellybee: 7:31pm On Dec 02, 2023
Magnoliaa:


Are you done?


I was literally enjoying the attention you were giving me o.

Tbh, the toxic vibe was doing something...inexplicable to my soul.


I know that isn't all that's burning in you to say to me, so please, continue. Let it all out, and see if your spirit will find rest perhaps. grin
Crazy woman, why are you going about on my profile and stalking my posts?

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Romance / Re: The Type Of Men I Don't Want (personal Opinion) by shellybee: 7:07pm On Dec 02, 2023
Magnoliaa:


I am glad you have gotten the proof you needed. Not like I was denying being a bitter person before.



Okay. Anything more?
Get the Bleep off my mention, child of hate

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Romance / Re: The Type Of Men I Don't Want (personal Opinion) by shellybee: 7:04pm On Dec 02, 2023
Magnoliaa:


And who is discussing your bodily pains with you?



Am I laughing with your mouth?



Okay, and?



?? ??
The fact that the post doesn't give you some cause of concern proves to me that you're a very bitter individual
Fish hole woman , it's already late. Drop your phone and go cook for your husband and kids and stop constituting nuisance on Nairaland

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Romance / Re: The Type Of Men I Don't Want (personal Opinion) by shellybee: 6:56pm On Dec 02, 2023
Magnoliaa:
Girllllllllllllll, I'm in stitches 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣.
Women aren't worth the headache abeg
What so funny about what she said? It's a post filled with total misandry
See as then be gan, tham no even fine

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Romance / Re: What Is The Reason For The Sharp Rise Of Unintelligent Nigerian Women? by shellybee: 3:48pm On Oct 26, 2023
AlphaHakimi:
This is a fine topic to discuss, but OP should edit the headline to look/sound better.

Now to the topic

I have said this before, Human beings are a creature of Beauty. Everyone likes beauty but over the years, women have mastered the art of beautifying themselves and this makes them more attractive to the opposite sex.

Whatever you feed in life grows and whatever you neglect dies. You don't expect women to feed their outer selves and still be smart at the same time.

My advice to men, please go after only High value women. No woman will settle for you unless she knows she will get something she is incapable of doing for herself from you. If you must sleep with a low value woman, always ensure you make her understand that she is low value and that she is in the vast majority of people of no value.

Shalom
You just repeated what someone has already said and added irrelevant parts

And you didn't even do it properly undecided
Romance / Re: I Need A Serious Relationship In ABUJA by shellybee: 10:22am On Oct 24, 2023
Peterodion49:
I need serious relationship in ABUJA am tall fair in complexion male own laundry shop WHATSAPP 08171096446
Sorry to break it to you fam but you sound like a honest hard-working man who earns a decent amount of income
Girls nowadays aren't looking for honest, hardworking or decent
And the money you make is prolly too small for them (in their eyes) when they're all after yahoo yahoo boys
My advice?
Keep your money, enjoy it by yourself and face your business.
And if you feel like letting off some steam, take small from your heap of cash and rent a girl for the weekend. Do your thing and reset by Monday
Romance / Re: Name Your Biggest Weakness In Life? by shellybee: 9:48am On Oct 24, 2023
Jakumo:


Slender women with huge 36D tits that don't sag are my weakness, and simply sighting a woman of that build while driving has resulted in me nearly crashing my car NUMEROUS times. That contrast between the huge rack and the tight little, grab-sized butt just ignites my lust and disengages my brain from all rational thought, leaving me in a stupor, where all I can think about is super tight slippery pussy mercilessly strangulating my throbbing, pulsating member, and thereby causing me to bark dementedly like a rabid coyote in heat.

As a typical example, I straight up paid this girl to model for me after she firmly declined to partake in a clothing-optional wrestling match with me. Whenever I look back at this picture, I still get hornier than a rampaging rhinoceros on steroids. Women built like this are my weakness and lifetime addiction, without question.

Mine is the complete opposite
Small tits with medium to large yansh
Oh lawd... I fit do anything but I try my best to keep myself In control ajeh
Technology Market / Re: iPad Air 2020, Pro 2020, Pro 2021 M1, MINI . ALL AVAILABLE by shellybee: 7:33am On Sep 24, 2023
Anopheles:
Selling
You have the 2018 pro? Or any older models?
Romance / Re: I don't give a Bleep about Mohbad's death and Neither should you. by shellybee: 11:27pm On Sep 22, 2023
2 million likes
I don't care and I will never care
If you feel you're fighting against the unjust Nigerian systems via this inept social movement, I'll say that there are better ways and reason of going about such goals and aims
What a joke

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Romance / The Curse Of A Human Man by shellybee: 11:25am On Sep 21, 2023
I want pussy
Constantly
Like wtf is this. I didn't bargain for this
What the Bleep am I supposed to do?
Get married? (looool impossible currently + high cost of living + paternity fraud)
Get a gf? (Almost impossible task nowadays with the insane bucket list of things women say you need to have nowadays just to get some ass)
Get a hooker? (I day fear STI and bar luck abeg)

Only option is to soapy and that's already getting old fast (in my 20s)
And it's not like you'll get it once and be done with it.
You'll want it tomorrow, and the day after that, and so on
How did society get so bleeped?
My granddad once.told.me he got married and produced my eldest uncle around my age
Wtf is going on

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Romance / Re: How To I Ask A Girl I Just Meet Online Out by shellybee: 11:16am On Sep 21, 2023
I just want to Bleep some big booty bitches bruh
Is that too much to ask?
Phones / Re: Tecno Phone For Sale by shellybee: 4:00pm On Aug 13, 2023
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Phones / Re: Tecno Phone For Sale by shellybee: 4:00pm On Aug 13, 2023
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Phones / Tecno Phone For Sale by shellybee: 3:59pm On Aug 13, 2023
Tecno y3 for sale
100% neat
No fault
Very good for second phone
Asking price is 7k

Location is Ilorin

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Romance / Re: I want to enlarge my divk (pics attached) by shellybee: 8:14am On Jun 25, 2023
No nairaland female is going to send you a dm
Go to.chruch and meet real.girls there

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Romance / Re: I want to enlarge my divk (pics attached) by shellybee: 7:45am On Jun 25, 2023
Is dick size your main problem rn?

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Romance / Re: How Can I Cure My Konji by shellybee: 8:52pm On Jun 02, 2023
DaddyFreeze2020:



If you transfer your urge for sex to reading your books, you'll graduate with First Class Honours.
I'm on a first class GP and I'm anout to enter my 3rd year undecided

I didn't ask for academic advice tf

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Romance / How Can I Cure My Konji by shellybee: 8:33pm On Jun 02, 2023
I'm a guy who will be 21 this year
Konji wan kill me
These girls no wan look my side based on say I no day loaded or I no he yahoo boy
I try my best to stay off masturbating as much as I can (I do it once or twice per month) but this konji too much abeg
I go day class, the thing go just rise in him own chai
I wake up in the morning, e go strong like wetin
What am I supposed to do with this urge if I can't at least have a proper way of satisfying it?
I don't want to masturbate. But lately I wan day change my mind.

How can I deal with this shit without masturbating
Health / Re: Short Man Undergoes Painful Surgical Procedure To Increase His Height by shellybee: 12:14pm On Apr 13, 2023
virginprincess:
Honestly,the inferiority complex and low self esteem of most short people especially short men is second to none,well i can't blame them sha because the society makes them look inferior and unattractive.
What do you have to say about women who do plastic surgery and Brazilian butt lifts

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Phones / Re: Root Access by shellybee: 1:32am On Apr 06, 2023
How do you wanna jailbreak something that works with different satellites everyday?
Technology Market / Re: "USED ITEMS" Direct From WAREHOUSE by shellybee: 10:38pm On Apr 04, 2023
rev2214:
update on new arrival

Generator
mixer
rammer
compressor
ladder
laptops
Bluetooth
ipad
etc
Where is the ipad
Romance / Re: I Masturbated Using My Aunts Panties by shellybee: 5:19pm On Apr 04, 2023
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Romance / Re: I Once Masturbated On The Beach in Lagos by shellybee: 5:11pm On Apr 04, 2023
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Romance / Re: How Masturbation Saved My Ass Yesterday by shellybee: 4:57pm On Apr 04, 2023
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Romance / Re: Na Me Go Fukk All D Naija Gals Finish by shellybee: 4:48pm On Apr 04, 2023
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Nairaland / General / Re: A Male Nairalander Harassed Me Today by shellybee: 4:45pm On Apr 04, 2023
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Romance / Re: She Like Fast Men Because...[photos] by shellybee: 9:54pm On Mar 14, 2023
IyaebeTheGreat:
All redpillers See me as an enemy grin his reactions says a lot even when I meant no harm.
rest..... you aren't deceiving anybody

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