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Technology MarketRe: . by sherfizle(m): 9:36am On May 31, 2018
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Jobs/VacanciesRe: Nigerian Railway Cooperation Looting Applicants by sherfizle(m): 9:16am On May 30, 2018
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Jobs/VacanciesRe: Urgent Vacancy Around Magodo Lagos! by sherfizle(op): 11:43pm On Jan 19, 2018
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Jobs/VacanciesUrgent Vacancy Around Magodo Lagos! by sherfizle(op): 3:53pm On Jan 19, 2018
A limited liability company into bakery and event management is looking to hire the following;

1.Master Baker (1 year experience in bread production)

2.Assistant Baker (experience in bread production)

3.Photographer (Must be able to use graphic designs softwares i.e. photoshop)

4.Marketers (1 year experience in marketing any product or service)

5.Drivers (Must have a valid driver's licence)

Please send your C.V. to mckenny29@gmail.com on or before Friday 2nd February 2018
CrimeRe: Nigerian Man And Woman Arrested With 1.5kg Of Heroin In Kenya (Photos) by sherfizle(m): 6:55pm On Jun 23, 2017
Ibo people and crime, na wa
AutosRe: 4months Reg Super Clean 2000 Rx300 For Sale by sherfizle(m): 8:35pm On Apr 17, 2017
jayrash:
at a give away price of 1.850m please note this is just like buying tokunbo.
But its not tokunbo
AutosRe: TOTAL COSTS OF CLEARING TOKUNBO VEHICLES. by sherfizle(m): 5:14pm On Apr 02, 2017
Hi Johnseno.
please how much to clear 04 Honda pilot. Grimaldi. Last price pleased Thanks
BusinessRe: What Happens To The Money In My Savings Account If I Die? by sherfizle(m): 4:37pm On Jul 07, 2016
Johnrake69:
Very interesting question I must say, and I will like to correct a wrong notion among average Nigerian with respect to the next of kin and how it relates to your assets, before I address your question based on my little experience in financial services.

Many people confuse next of kin to mean beneficiary. This is incorrect, although, your next of kin can also be your beneficiary. Next of kin is simply the person to reach out to in your absence, and as such, it should be an adult, preferably a close relation. And your beneficiary is the person you are giving the right to take over your assets when you're no more.

Now, back to how it relates to your bank account. The next of kin column you filled in your account opening form has nothing to do with handing over your assets. It's simply a record the bank keeps to reach to someone close when it's been impossible to reach you their client.
In the case of your demise, the bank can only release your funds to your beneficiary on the execution of your registered will or in the absence of a will, through a letter of administration to be obtained through the probate office. The later option means the asset will be liable to tax.

Note: this is based on my little experience in the financial services.

The learned fellows in the house can add or correct me if am wrong.
He has said it all.

The bank will not give your next of kin the fund but your administrators in case you do not have a will. Your administrators are those stated in a letter of administration issued by the probate. Please note that any two persons can become your administrators as long as they get hold of a copy of your cause of death/death certificate which is used to process a letter of administration. In processing this letter, all your properties to be administered including monies in your bank accounts will have to be stated. At average, it takes about 8 months to complete the process of this letter in Lagos state and differs in other states.

Most important thing you would have to do is to let your closest family members know that you have an account with uba without any further detail, as i can assure you that no bank will contact your next of kin or family members if your account is dormant. It's free cash for them. Lets even say they try to contact your NOK, and d person also becomes incommunicado, what happens to your money? Itz gone forever.

cheerz
CelebritiesRe: Genevieve Nnaji Has Paid Me The N18,000 - Young Man (See What Happened by sherfizle(m): 11:38am On Jun 16, 2016
Guy! Na so you mu.mu reach? Itz obvious you have never been in contact with a celeb.

agalamanyi:
The boy is obviously lying
1. Most celebrities don't go around Nigerian stores shopping anyhow especially those in Geny's class
2. When they do shop, they shop in stores they most time know the owners personally and can vouch for the genuineness of the products.
3. If geny walks into the store, its only normally that the store owner if around attends to her, cause the store owner would want to make huge sales and also like to use her referral
4. The boy can't WITHOUT the permission of his Oga give someone a product without paying fully.
5. Geny know's her class she freakenly owns an estate in Apo Abj 97k is beans
6. How possible is it that she has only 80k on her without her ATM cards and she decides to go shopping?
7. Then she returned the cloth and still paid the 18k , pulse wanted to interview you? Nigga why you lying naah? Why? And she came in person to do all these. Yeye dey smell o
RomanceRe: Questions girls ask by sherfizle(m): 5:29pm On May 08, 2016
U might have a terrible body odour or bad breath. Try and find out as no guy would tell u dis.
NYSCRe: Corper's Room Burnt, Arrested By Landlord by sherfizle(m): 8:51am On Feb 07, 2016
Op. Two things make me disbelieve your story.

1. You stating that you have N1m worth of property in dat little room. All i see is a burnt pack of condom on some burnt books. How na?

2.your last paragraph telling pple to help you in anyway. That shows that u have come here to seek for financial assistance.

Your story would have been entirely believable without those 2 parts.

Nairaland is not a place to come beg for money. Dont u have family and friends that can help you. Afterall, you had money in the first place to go rent an apartment wen u had the option of staying in the family lodge.

Guy, your story doesnt hold water. Sorry for ur loss if its true though.
RomanceRe: Why Do Married Men Masturbate? by sherfizle(m): 1:33pm On Jan 01, 2016
How do u know they were masturbating? Probably the seller was trying to rub some antifungal cream on his infected skin.
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Sterling Bank Online Test by sherfizle(m): 11:21pm On Nov 07, 2015
Sanjayd1:
Please someone should help me out. I need past questions on Sterling bank's aptitude test. Thanks in advance!
Depends on how u applied. But sterling bank tests are organized by workforce
Christianity EtcRe: Pastor Suleiman-Johnson Causes Stampede In Cameroon,1 Dead, 20 Injured (Photos) by sherfizle(m): 6:47am On Oct 22, 2015
emmydeep:
All the islamic terrorists talking against pastors here should burry their heads in shame.

Over thousands of people were used for the annual human sacrifice otherwise called hajj at Mecca in the name of stamped.
And what is bad about using people for sacrifice? Was jesus himself not used by God for sacrifice to cleanse the world as christians claim? Sometimes i wonder the logic behind the thinking of a father killing his own son so as to forgive pple's sins. Sacrifice right?
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Sterling Bank Online Test by sherfizle(m): 9:12pm On Oct 10, 2015
mztubsy:
Hello fellas...ollyboy,fidelis et al...was successful after the written effective communication test @ their training school.got a message for the interview on thursday.yaay!!!!!!! Who's with mehuhhuh??
Hi mztubsy, kindly chat me up on whatsapp 08073998425. Please i need a lil help. Thanks i appreciate.
IslamRe: Hajj: Nigerians Won’t Stone Devil Again – Sanusi. by sherfizle(m): 8:22pm On Oct 03, 2015
Do Muslim Really Stone The Shaytan at Hajj?

I heard that on the last day of Hajj people stone the Shaytan on the mountain. I don’t quite understand this, how do the people know that the Shaytan is there and how do they stone it? Doesn’t that make the Shaytan angrier with those people?

This is a misconception where the people say, “We are stoning the Shaytan!” or “We are going to stone the Shaytan!” No you are not stoning the Shaytan; you are actually doing a ritual “Ibadah”, an act of worship. You are following the footsteps of Prophet Ibrahim (Peace be upon him).

What happened is that when Ibrahim (Peace be upon him) was going to slaughter his son Isma’il according to the vision which he had, the Shaytan followed him telling him, “Are you crazy? Are you mad? You are going to kill your own son?!” So Ibrahim stoned the Shaytan at his time in these places.

So we are just remembering what Ibrahim (Peace be upon him) did. So basically we are not stoning the Shaytan; we are doing this act of worship and this Ibadah to remember what Ibrahim did and how he obeyed Allah and how he was about to slaughter his son and Allah sent down the ram. And it is actually wrong to say about the Jamarat “We are stoning the Shaytan”; we say “Stoning the Jamarat” and Prophet Muhammad (Peace and blessings be upon him) told us “Do not go to the extreme. Take small stones, small pebbles just in the size of the chick peas.”

You hear that some Muslims say, “We are stoning the Shaytan.” No, Shaytan is there in your body within the blood, Shaytan within yourself. So if you want to stone the Shaytan really, you have to get rid of all these desires and abide by the Law of Allah; that how you stone the Shaytan and that how you will defeat the Shaytan.
AutosRe: Mercedez Benz Ml 350 2003 Model.tokunbo. 1.550m. NOW REDUCED. by sherfizle(op): 9:08am On Sep 18, 2015
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AutosRe: Mercedez Benz Ml 350 2003 Model.tokunbo. 1.550m. NOW REDUCED. by sherfizle(op): 2:13pm On Sep 17, 2015
Give away. Car is perfect, guarantee on me. Need cash.
AutosRe: Mercedez Benz Ml 350 2003 Model.tokunbo. 1.550m. NOW REDUCED. by sherfizle(op): 3:32pm On Sep 04, 2015
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AutosRe: Mercedez Benz Ml 350 2003 Model.tokunbo. 1.550m. NOW REDUCED. by sherfizle(op): 2:41pm On Aug 20, 2015
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AutosRe: Mercedez Benz Ml 350 2003 Model.tokunbo. 1.550m. NOW REDUCED. by sherfizle(op): 11:22am On Aug 19, 2015
Price had been reduced to 1.7m last and non negotiable. The eventual owner will thank me, itz a promise.
AutosRe: Mercedez Benz Ml 350 2003 Model.tokunbo. 1.550m. NOW REDUCED. by sherfizle(op): 12:11pm On Aug 10, 2015
Available
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AutosRe: Mercedez Benz Ml 350 2003 Model.tokunbo. 1.550m. NOW REDUCED. by sherfizle(op): 4:38pm On Jul 31, 2015
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