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SportsRe: Liverpool's Cody Gakpo To Be Punished For: "I Belong To Jesus" Vest by Shimran(m): 11:50am On Apr 30, 2025
I knew it, Islam/Muslims must be dragged in, one way and the other.
You don't have to compare yourself to others to prove yourself cool
BusinessRe: When Was The Last Time You Used An ATM? by Shimran(m): 11:07am On Apr 26, 2025
OP says ATMs while most of the comments here are referring to the cards.

Last time I used ATM was during the cashless policy when daily withdrawal is restricted to 40k from the 200k we used to withdraw before.

Most of my transactions are transfers. I do use my ATM card only if I'm not with my phone. I also limit myself with cash presence to avoid unnecessary spending.
EducationRe: NUC To Introduce 12 New Courses In Universities by Shimran(m): 1:47pm On Apr 25, 2025
kenny714433:
grin

The artificial intelligence there is just to feel among.
The course contents wouldn't pass
1. How to use ChatGPT
2. Difference between ChatGPT and OpenAI
3. History of AI (Here, they would quote how AI started from ancient Greek)
4. How to effectively use the correct prompt while using ChatGPT
5. Introduction to MetaAI
grin grin grin
PropertiesRe: What Is This Building Used For? by Shimran(m):
Zocalite:
How

Where is the storage?
How? The greater the height of storage of a liquid, the more the free pressure needed to distribute the liquid over faraway. By free pressure, i mean little to no busters/pumps station needed for the distribution.
Mathematically, its written as:
P =rgh, where
P= pressure;
r = Rho; (i.e the density)
g= gravitational const.
h = height
You can see clearly see from the above relationship, h is in direction relationship with P, meaning should h increases, P will respond by increasing and vice versa. Same applies to the Rho (density).

Where's the storage: the above conical structure stores the water with inner piping along the vertical column containing both the supply and distribution pipes.


FYI: the structure is not as near as the picture appears. So you can imagine how big could it be !😁
Foreign AffairsRe: Countries With The Highest IQ Levels In 2025 (photos) by Shimran(m): 6:05pm On Apr 22, 2025
TallNigerian:
Of course, Nigeria won't make the list of top 100.

Nairaland comments alone are a direct reflection of the average IQ of many Nigerian youths.

When it comes to evil in all its ramifications, you will find us at the top of the list.
@ bold: This is what I want of people; do not exclude yourself when condemning your kind.
Science/TechnologyRe: Sea Lion Caught In Benue State (photos) by Shimran(m): 8:04pm On Apr 11, 2025
abobote:
I actually read, "see lion" caught in benue state
No be only grin
FoodRe: Mention The Most Overrated Food People Are Pretending To Enjoy by Shimran(m): 4:11pm On Apr 10, 2025
PrinceAsanike:
I love Amala and Ewedu die. I am not in surprise if anyone says it is overhyped, that is life. One man's meat is another's poison. In fact, I dey beg God make im make Amala and Ewedu part of food wey we go chop inside Paradise. I love it like wetin dey
grin
Ameen ooo. May God answer ur prayer 🙏
HealthRe: Help, My Scrotal Sac Itches Terribly by Shimran(m): 6:40pm On Apr 07, 2025
At time, it's best to keep your problem to yourself rather than opening it up to Nairalanders. E get X, Y and even Z grin
HealthRe: Help, My Scrotal Sac Itches Terribly by Shimran(m): 6:37pm On Apr 07, 2025
Ginkafa60:
That is asickoletimentroculosis you are suffering from, and it's only treated in Uzbekistan
🤣🤣🤣
PoliticsRe: It’s A Well-organised Criminality - Governor Reacts To Attacks In Plateau by Shimran(m): 5:22pm On Apr 05, 2025
What is stalling State Police embarassed
If that can't be achieved, create state own vigilantes/security to do the needful. An eye for an eye always.
CrimeRe: Lynched Travellers: Tension In Edo As DSS Arrests Principal Suspects by Shimran(m): 8:55am On Apr 03, 2025
bewisemasses:
Hmmm. Can xtians dare this level of killings in Muslim dominated states?
Every killings by every tom Dick or Harry are carried out by Muslims for Islam purposes? Thousands excuses are there for those found not to be Muslims.
CrimeRe: Lynched Travellers: Tension In Edo As DSS Arrests Principal Suspects by Shimran(m): 11:45pm On Apr 02, 2025
lexy2014:
for instance, this uromi case is being handled by DSS.

do state governors have powers to direct the DSS to carry out this kind of operation?
Fair point.

But on normal ground, if a leader can't guarantee his people's safety, then he's not fit to be in that position, a case of almost every Nigeria leaders cry

But these crises are being there, especially that of plateau, since GEJ, if not dated back to OBJ.
CrimeRe: Lynched Travellers: Tension In Edo As DSS Arrests Principal Suspects by Shimran(m): 10:21pm On Apr 02, 2025
bewisemasses:
Deborah Samuel. No arrest. The lady preaching d gospel. No arrest. Many Christians massacred in Plateau and Benue. No arrest.
No problem. 99 days for d theif. One day for d owner. One day!
Indeed no arrest embarassed
You mean to say that sitting and past Governors of the states are Muslims or they can't take action against the perpetrators?
CrimeRe: One Killed, Three Injured In Fresh Sara-suka Clash In Jos by Shimran(m): 10:12pm On Apr 02, 2025
ChizzyBuna:
Wetin be scores??

Na una go kill unaselves finish. The last 2 muslims on earth will fight each othet till they die.
Yes as we killed ourselves in Libya, Yemen, iraq and not in Saudi Arabia, kuwait or Qatar?

Muslims doesn't get threatened cool
CrimeRe: One Killed, Three Injured In Fresh Sara-suka Clash In Jos by Shimran(m): 5:37pm On Apr 02, 2025
ChizzyBuna:
Wetin be scores??

If Over 2.5 muslims are killed
Then my ticket don booom
Killing doesn't threat the existence of Muslims. Ask America and co.
Know this and know peace ✌️
SportsRe: Hausa Is Not Fulani – Sadiq Umar Lashes Out After 16 Northerners Lynched In Edo by Shimran(m): 9:45pm On Apr 01, 2025
Bendeco02:
Oga blame fulani

They have been terrorising the community which made them to start seeing hausa as suspect too because they can't differentiate them.

If not for the insecurity cause by fulani in that town, the truck carrying those hausa men would not be stopped to be searched at all
I wasn't trying to shift the blame from Fulanis; right here in this same North, Fulanis do terrorizes us. Our shock is that mistake has been made, you people don't want to admit it, like we just deserved it.

I still stand by my opinion: kill anyone who terrorises you only when proven/convicted.

Some went further to compare it to Deborah's killing; I'm a Muslim, it's unjust and can in noway be justified as Islamic ruling is only applicable in Islamic states, and and even for that, investigation is needed before execution. Lastly, execution isn't thine by every tom dick or Harry but the authority. A Muslim man was killed in in Deborah related incidence in Kano as a result of false accusations his friend made against him when they are not in a good term anymore.
Execution is solely the role of the authority! as no one can fight or take revenge from the authority.
SportsRe: Hausa Is Not Fulani – Sadiq Umar Lashes Out After 16 Northerners Lynched In Edo by Shimran(m): 9:19pm On Apr 01, 2025
ImpartialGuy:
These foolish northerners aren't even addressing the point that they were seen beating arms. The last time I checked, bearing arms is illegal in Nigeria, whether you are Fulani or Hausa.
Foolish northerners?
It's now okay to carry law and order ourselves?
No any conviction but a false accusations!
Kidnappers are not that dump enough to carry arm roaming around, they specifically got their suppliers and syndicates (as we hears from the news)


Last time I checked hunting isn't banned in Nigeria and Local Riffles are part of the hunting tools. Right here in this Nairaland someone say clearly, these are not kidnappers by merely looking at the recoverd arms.

We move on. We will not forget this act of atrocity done to our brothers in Edo as history will always remember this and we will never attempted to do similar to anyone such a heinous acts.
At the same time, when caught with arms and proven to be bandits/kidnappers, we support jungle justice to serve as a stern warning to others.

Enjoy your acts of Barbarism as something that doesn't kill you make you stronger 💪 cool
HealthRe: 14-Year-Old Girl Commits Suicide Over Pregnancy Pressure by Shimran(m): 10:31pm On Mar 29, 2025
Too young for marriage but never for all other society vices and pregnancy!
RomanceRe: See My Neck by Shimran(m): 6:02pm On Mar 26, 2025
Almantra:
@shimran thanks 🙏 for your input on these thread . If you hadn't post your journey of overcoming the neck disease I wouldn't have got the zeal to go to the hospital. Before I want to continue using Traditional medicine for the cure. But when I see your comment the same night we rushed to the hospital. And what we saw exceed our expectations thank you man 🙏
Congrats bro 👏
I'm happy for you really.
I been wanted to contact and hear from you but decided to give you more time. Nonetheless, I'm more than happy to see you overcome this health challenge safely.

You're welcome always 🤝
Foreign AffairsRe: Peruvian Fisherman Found Alive After 95 Days Lost At Sea by Shimran(m): 10:12pm On Mar 16, 2025
Sonnobax15:
lipsrsealed
Somebody has finally broken Jonah's record.....
He wasn't swallowed guy embarassed
RomanceRe: What are the 5 Greatest Distraction for Nigerian Youths by Shimran(m): 10:53pm On Mar 09, 2025
iLegendd:
What do you think are the 5 greatest distractions for Nigerian youths

and

5 greatest distractions or hindrance why Nigeria is still backward?
You mean what distracts Nigeria's younger generations? Mine is just 3

✓ Technology (smart Phones and related gadgets): It means everything for a typical Nigerian youth as it houses all sorts of Social Medias platforms. They can spend at least 4 hours daily on these gadgets instead of other important things.

✓ Entertainment/music/sport industries: Unnecessary admirations, disputes, comparisons, arguments, fighting and even killing on someone they might not even meet physically in their life. Their luxury lifestyle is something Nigerian youth also crave for. Calculate the distractions caused here.

✓ Blaming their leaders: They made up their mind to believe that their future is no more, it has since been sold out by their great great grand leaders, so nothing like:
no pain no gain,
no gut no glory stuff 🤧




You mean reasons Nigeria is still not developing? You can get 5 here.

✓ Discovery of oil: We stopped commercial agriculture. Agriculture is everything.
✓ Corruption/failed judicial systems: with my wealth and riches, I can go scott free from all Offenses
✓ Politics. It's a do or die self centered affair. It's not for the people.
✓ Big brother mentality: we are quick to extend our hand to help the neighborhood while as we are in a dare state of need.

✓ Inferiority complex/Effect of colonialism: We don't believe we can rule ourselves/white man's service is the best.

NB
Ethnicity is never the problem of Nigeria. Any tribe can live anywhere in Nigeria. We have seen Nnamdi Azikwe, Herbert Macaulay, Tafawa Balewa and their likes.

Same thing to Religion: No religion preaches to its people not to be nationalists, Patriots, or innovative. We have seen Italy and UAE. It's a personal choice not to be productive or act backwards.


How do we tackle these?
Do/think/act reversely to what was said up there.
PoliticsRe: Three Siblings Murdered, Stuffed In Freezer Buried Amid Wailing In Anambra by Shimran(m):
FuckTheMod:
Sad!

Osupigs are the master of ALL Evil.
Every other animal is learning from those KASONGOS.
grin
This your mugshot made my day 🤣
HealthRe: NAFDAC Director, Martins Iluyomade, Escapes Hoodlums’ Attack In Onitsha by Shimran(m): 10:56pm On Mar 04, 2025
Omoawoke:
Haaa

If it requires military jet to bombard that place, then let it be done..

Producers of fake foods and drugs are on the same level with terrorists!!

Kill them all, smoke them all with missiles
Indeed brutal truth without filter grin
PoliticsRe: Our election is all about buying, Just Have Money To Buy Everybody - Udenwa by Shimran(m): 9:05pm On Mar 02, 2025
Really?
Ask Atiku

Foreign AffairsRe: French, UK Leaders Rush To Washington At A Historic Turning Point For The West by Shimran(m): 8:12am On Feb 25, 2025
Saw Macron interrupting Trump on live news session, lecturing him on Europe's grants, loans and debts to Ukraine.
TravelRe: FG Bans 60,000 Litre Fuel Tankers From Plying Nigerian Roads Beginning March 1 by Shimran(m): 9:38am On Feb 20, 2025
easzypeaszy:
Wohaloh...The news is a blessing to some and curse to others like the drivers and truck owners and even filling stations.
It will affect over 1M jobs nationwide.
It will be a blessing to people like us metal fabricators; Truck owners will order for new tankers construction and reductions of the existing ones grin

PoliticsRe: Nigeria Importing 25 Million Litres Of Petrol Daily – FG by Shimran(m): 6:37am On Feb 20, 2025
On its part, NNPC refuted the importation claim yesterday, stressing that it got no business with private importers while as FG (NMDPRA) says 25 million liters are being imported daily.

Nothing is clashing here, as for me.
Jobs/VacanciesRe: NNPC Graduate Trainee Recruitment 2024 by Shimran(m): 8:43pm On Feb 19, 2025
Eugosc1:
Please who knows if they are still sending mails to th successful candidates?
Although applicants were advised to move on jeje.

Someone working with them (NNPC) whose source is impeccable said it on this thread that mails ain't coming anymore! . You can scroll up and find it yourself.

Just that the questions that should matter now are:
Looking at how 4,500+ were interviewed last recruitment and 1000+ plus got appointments, does this one also follow ?
Does the federal character also play out in this 2024 exercise ?
Were 2,000+ (or at least the 1000+) appointed considering the 10,000+ interviewed ?

It would also be good and unbiased, next time NNPC wants to send out their survey mails, it should be after success mails were sent so that honest feedbacks/reviews could be sent grin
Jobs/VacanciesRe: NNPC Graduate Trainee Recruitment 2024 by Shimran(m): 9:02pm On Feb 17, 2025
elaino:
Hello guys, congratulations to those that were interviewed. Please can I get the past questions for the NNPC cbt test?
***Continue

Logic: More than 2 questions were similar (not identical) to the below:

PoliticsRe: NAFDAC Evacuates 140 Tonnes Of Expired, Unregistered Drugs In Aba by Shimran(m): 7:03am On Feb 17, 2025
Odin13:
Is good … NAFDAC doing a great job..

only that they will end up reselling same drugs to same people … or highest bidders

Nigeria under APC is just going in circle .. no difference.. except propaganda and initial Gra gra

Reality over useless propaganda
@ bold: Not everyone is this heartless embarassed
Jobs/VacanciesRe: NNPC Graduate Trainee Recruitment 2024 by Shimran(m): 8:23pm On Feb 16, 2025
elaino:
Hello guys, congratulations to those that were interviewed. Please can I get the past questions for the NNPC cbt test?
** Fold a sheet of paper twice and drill a hole through. How many holes will be made?


** The probability of A is 0.3 while that of B is 0.2. What's the probability of A and B?
The first option there was 0.6 which is wrong grin. It should be 0.06 (other options)


NB:
No mind my language.
Rates questions follows
Simple algebra substitutions
Quantity/verbal reasonings
Short comprehension passages (at least 3 passages)
Simple equations
And others
PoliticsRe: Binance: You're Are Lying, Undergo Lie Detector Test - Ben Murray To Gambaryan by Shimran(m): 7:30am On Feb 16, 2025
Like that of the shekau and Jonathan 😂

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=13u8C-hRKN0?si=CmbEV3z8zh13gaWX

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