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AlphaMale666:
I wish I could go to another planet where there are no humans being! They're just the worst mistake to have ever existed on this planet earth! Religion was never supposed to be this evil but man corrupted the whole thing and made it so! I hate religion especially that stupid Christianity cult group! Those bastard missionaries that came into African countries did all these damage you're seeing today to these hopeless people! They destroyed Africa with those bible and Jesus stories! Just imagine! people with such low IQ being brainwashed to believe cooked up stories just to be able to control them and extort money from them! And damn well it worked! Human being are phycologically programmed to fear what they don't understand! So it was so easy for these missionary people to complete their primary objectives in Africa! It's was also a strategy made by white man to distract black man and loot all their natural resources! It was never created for anything good! Till now, these missionaries are extorting money from these idiots in form of tites and offering! It's horrible the evii things these religion has brought to this world! Hmmmmmmm. All I can say is fight it off! Don't let anyone force religion on you! It's a choice!

@ bold, you're on point.
From your point of view/non religious perspective, what is then the purpose of our life? Awaiting your kind response

emmanuel596:
Can 100 billion naira not solve half of the electricity problem in Nigeria What does it take to have stable electricity that this country has been battling with for years

Seriously?
Bro no way N100 Bn can.
At least $10 bn to overcome Nigeria power supply issues

Baddestguyp:
Never been on any WhatsApp group...

I am more likely to miss information on noisy group chats....

Nairaland and regular email checking has kept me updated ...

Personally I don't think anyone needs rumours and gossip...just have a mostly quiet place where information is dropped

Telegram is the worst...I am 95% likely to miss any information dropped on any telegram group

Got a partner here

Okaynaw:
Prophet DONALD J TRUMP (saw) pbuh is the greatest prophet even greater than the child rapist

You have a long way to go. Get well soon as you're craving for some attention days back🙏

Indeed in the next 100 years, trump and trump effects will be no more except history.

Never has a single day passed worldwide without Muhammad being mentioned. The most popular name in your beloved world !
Keep your rantings online. Of course, you can do whatsoever you wished, if its online.

Nothing threaten Islam! We grows. We spread

God1000:
It's a complicated story, but here's is a brief history of this conflict

Tutsi is one of Rwandan subtribe living in Eastern DRC since the colonial period. They own properties such as land , houses , farms etc but they've complained of marginalization from the government of congo, accusing DRC of treating them as non- residents or aliens.

The eastern Congo where Tutsi occupies is well endowed with natural resources such as Diamond, cobalt and Gold

Technically Kagame benefits from the minerals through his subtribe the Tutsi living in Eastern Congo, the reason for his involvement in the civil war happening in Goma and North Kivu.

We also have other local and international actors who are fighting for their own interest in DRC

Both the M23 rebels backed by Rwanda and Rwandan soldiers are fighting Congolese government in eastern DRC


Similar to what happened in eastern Ukraine when Russia invaded and took crimea in 2014, Putin felt the ethnic Russians living in eastern Ukraine were being persecuted by the government of Ukraine

But I don't support what Paul kagame is doing, he's destabilizing that region

Thanks man 👍

Helloworld123:
Login to your portal and check the summary page. That's what the panelists will use.

Thanks 👍

Helloworld123:
They have your CV already, you won't need to go with another.

Bro, i can't remember oo.🥹

Morning house, someone up there asked if CV would be needed and was replied no while as another says interview questions/interactions are based on CVs at times. Where am I lost please?

D00msDay:
I very much know there boss. . I frequent there "the junction" when visiting the market. My PPA was G.S.S Galle. Inside inside infact life go tire u b4 u reach the school. . My house was behind the police station, not far from the NCCF lodge.

I must confess I enjoyed my stay there despite being a small town, but I actually love the size. It brings back communal leaving. As soon as allawee enter my friend and I will visit that place b4 the market where roast chickens are sold. We go buy 2 roast chickens wit hollandia enta house chop wella while playing nice jams. the state governor paid us 5k each month.

My landlord felt sad infact he almost cried the day I bid them goodbye. He was like stay na, I go get u land make u farm, that farming is lucrative but I got my eyes on other things and parents were asking me to return.

I heard that mad man who roams the street around that junction has been killed. Don't knw how true.

That's good to hear such testimony from you about my hometown.

Although I rarely move around whether it be day or night but happen to hear a story of a madman who was killed by military personnel on patrol at night.

I was told the guy resists arrest by the soldiers. In return, they showed him their power (wickedness) which led to his death. Although there was a curfew in the LGA and the soldiers do patrol every night, 10 Pm upward to reduce the presence of people in order to curtail the activities of this kidnapping menace. As a result of this incidence, the patrol has to stop.

Dunno if it is the same guy you were talking about.

D00msDay:
Seriously? U must b kidding me. Are u for real?

Sure;
Mada Junction; Aren Eggon Palace; the Legendary Union Bank ATM booth ( for us , it's our beloved Bank).

Yourself knows say Nas/Eggon no big that much.

Samueltemi337:
The boyfriend way she fake the kidnap with na girl too?

Who initiated it

D00msDay:
Tanx boss. Actually, my best friend is a Muslim. I leave in the North Central so most of my friends including some family members are Muslims. I also did my service in Nassarawa, Eggon to b precise and I have travelled to some core Northern states. God will not 4give me if i speak ill and stereotype all Muslims. To b sincere,Muslims are great people. Example, a Muslim will dig a borehole and give the people around free water through his/her fence. But most Christians will likely sell his own water than given it out freely. A Muslim will likely pay u ur money in no time wen u render a service to him/her; they don't joke wit some else's money especially money meant for a service delivered. A Muslim will likely bail u out wen ur in a financial mess, but my Christian brothers will tell u to pray to God. And Muslims usually pay back their debts. Etc. It's so unfortunate that the naive and the illiterate amongst them are causing unnecessary issues.

It's a pleasure to get to understand each other.

BTW, I'm an Eggon, in and out

D00msDay:
Then u got me wrong. I have nothing against Muslims. I only have a problem wit the extremists, terrorists and their sympathizers. Don't blame me. I lost my cousin in Jos in the hands of Extremists. He was killed because he was a Christian.

Sincerely, I'm sorry for your lost.

On the other hand, Almost all atrocities committed by Muslims are directly associated with their religion thereby not minding it might be political, communal, tribal, power tussle, control of resources or even selfish issues or not. We are used to the stereotype reporting from the World mainstream media
Others categories of people are being excused from being terrorists but Muslims.

That's why I response this way.

An eye is always for an eye in Islam. Let who kill by the sword shall die by it also, Muslims inclusive.

D00msDay:
Are u an Islamic extremists? Are u a terrorist? Are u a terrorist sympathizer? If ur not then I wonder why my comment they pepe u.

Sure! All Muslims are to you. I'm too.
Let you and your 'Almighty' Trump do more than your worst!

D00msDay:
Islamic extremists will sha cry and shout out their throats. That i'm certain when Trump takes over.

Islamic terrorists right now.

What happened to Muslims when Trump was POTUS then?
Nonsense!

islamics:
Thanks very much. This was where the conversation started.

Abeg, is there any search technique wey you use? if there is, do you mind sharing? E get some thread for this NL wey i dey wan do deep search but e dey hard.

Seriously, there isn't any.
I do skip the pages, scan through the threads until I find what I needed.

islamics:
Greetings
Please I read sometimes back in this thread about how to recover money sent to someone for a slot which then failed. Please, I don't know if anyone can pinpoint me to the post or perhaps share how to recover money for a failed gig. The transfers were done through Opay to UBA account.

P.S: the gig no be slot buying .

You can start reading from this place 👇
https://www.nairaland.com/1963601/monthly-net-salary-federal-government/2412#132649250

@ all asking for salary structures; the below might be helpful.

Categories of Ministries, Departments and Agencies (MDAs)


BY STATUTORY FUNCTIONS
a. Ministries/Core civil service: The Ministries play a supervisory role to the parastatals. The Ministries are headed by Ministers. The head of service is the most senior civil servant.
b. Parastatals (agencies and departments): usually under a Federal Ministry or under the office of the SGF i.e Presidency.
They have more precise functions according to the Acts that created them. These are headed by DGs, EVC (as with NCC), Director (as with DPR), CFI (as with NAICOM), GMD (as with NNPC), ES (as with PEF, TETFUND) CEO (as with NEPC, NIDCOM), etc

BY SALARY STRUCTURE
a. Harmonised salary structure funded by National Treasury: These includes all Ministries and most parastatals (agencies/departments/institutes etc) whose annual budget including salaries and allowances are funded from the National Treasury. You will always find their budget estimates in the annual national budget.

MDAs in this category uses salary structures like;

CONTISS
CONUASS - for academic staff of universities
CONPSS - for core civil service/ministries. Also the poorest
CONPASS - for paramilitary agencies
CONAFSS - for armed forces
CONMESS - for medical doctors
CONHESS - for health workers
CONTOPSAL -for top officials like NASS Clerk, SAs to the President, NSA etc
CONTEDISS
CONRAISS - for research agencies/institutes
CONPOSS - for police
CONPCASS - for polytechnics and CoE
CONICSS - for intelligence community i.e DSS
etc E many gan ooooo. grin

b. Special Salary Structure funded by National Treasury: These group enjoy a special salary structure (most times 4-10 times higher) than the CONPSS (the poorest salary structure). However, they are funded from the National Treasury and are included in the national budget. e.g NEITI, NARSDA, BPE, DMO, BPP, EFCC, NIGCOMSAT, ICRC, SEC, DPR etc.

c. Self-funded agencies: Agencies under this category are revenue generating agencies. They fund themselves and therefore determine their own salary structures. NNPC, CBN, NPA, NIMASA, FAAN, NAMA, BOI, FMBN, NCC, PHCN, FIRS etc fall under this category.

BY UNOFFICIAL CATEGORISATION
On the street, among lawmakers during unofficial discussions and among job seekers, we have;

a. GRADE A/JUICY AGENCIES: Agencies that oay 200k and above monthly. Also revenue generating agencies fall into this category. For the lawmakers, these agencies have the capacity to give out mouth watering contracts. NCC, DPR, NDIC, NIMASA, PPPRA, PEF, etc

b. GRADE B AGENCIES: Agencies that pay between 80k -150k but below 200k. NACA, NHIS, NLN, most paramilitary agencies, FAAN, NABDA, NAIC etc. Most agencies fall under this category.

b. GRADE C: Agencies that pay below 80k. All ministries are also included here with the exception of Petroleum Resources, Justice and one other I cannot immediately remember. NIPOST, NIMC, and few other parastatals fall under this category.

Having said that, a level 08 officer (BSc holder) in the core civil service (Ministries and grade C agencies using the CONPSS) earn below 60k monthly as net pay. Level 09 (MSc holders at entry level) earns below 70k/monthly and PhD holders at entry level (level 10) earns below 80k monthly.

An BSc entry level staff at DPR or PPPRA (SS6 is what they call level cool will earn more monthly than a senior lecturer with over 5 years post PhD teaching experience in a federal university. If ASUU finally joins IPPIS, a Professor will earn less than an entry level BSc holder at NLNG, PPPRA or DPR.

https://www.nairaland.com/6050479/civil-service-public-service-salary#92753466

RepoMan007:
Yet they are building mosques and visiting mecca

And it will never stop! Keep it up with the crying

Dee60:
The kind of things that ladies put on to gyms in my area are very provocative. Someties, I wonder if it is just about doing physical exercises. Moderation and decorum should apply. Otherwise do the gym at home!

The West tells us it's freedom!

viqSmallz:
When you hear customs declaring revenue, you think these monies are going to the courier companies? These are the money that the government boast with. Bad government, bad policies affects all facet of our lives

Breakdown;

Assuming your phone cost 2000USD, shipping 17USD. Total cost is 2017usd converted to Naira at 1663 current exchange rate is 3,384,605.90.

Phones attract 10% duty, 7,5% vat and 5% levy - see the bad government policies.
Duty - 338,460.59, VAT is 297,463.20(a percentage of duty amount + total cost), Levy is 169,230.29 = 805,154.08
Note that those are the main charges. You also have supplementary charges such as CIS, ETLS & Surcharge which will amount to the remaining difference. Too tired to calculate those ones.

Bad government policies the people suffer.

Thanks for the breakdown.

saddler:
islam is even worse. Terrorism is worse than 419

Indeed, self defenses, freedom and resistance fighters are known to be applicable to the white race and non Muslims only! Not a new thing

saddler:


Everyone is really waking up these days to the scam called Abrahamic religion i.e Christianity and Islam.

Africa will be great again!

Islam is been scamming people for forcing the wealthy to give out 1/40 of their wealth to the poor every year?

Good 🙂

whytediamond:


Capital Oil would trade his entire wealth just to live another 365days.

Alas, life in itself is meaningless.

Live life with joy and contentment knowing fully that it's all vanity.

Nothing dey this life. I've tasted it and it's all vanity in the end.

Shalom

Dive deeper and discover the purpose of life!

All these complex creations on this Earth and the creation of Man, with the ability to use his brain, is not just for or contentment or q coincidence.

iLoveYouToo:
I agree in part, he’s a major beneficiary but some people are bent on making him look bad. I’m not an insider but I’m very sure that man has made sacrifices for this country. It’s saddening that patriots are often demonized and made to look like the problem rather than part of the solution, absolving the main culprits - the system


The real question here is: who is the system?

Billion Dollar Question
The Cabal/presidential Circus, if I may have to answer this.

Someone decided to attack him yesterday with news of his gasoline being taking out of the country, alleging that he got cheap crude here and not selling it to the local marketers. At least the person can relax back.

Sure, Dangote is a major beneficiary of Nigeria Govt policy in a way and the other but shouldn't be solely blamed for this fuel crises.

blueghost:
What brought Israel to this? have you for one day condemn what hamas did on 7th October ? when things don't go your way, you change your tune, crying foul and calling for peace. Your behavior is the epitome of double standards. Today, you stand firmly against wars, preaching about the importance of harmony and non-violence. But tomorrow, when it suits your agenda, you support conflict and aggression. This inconsistency undermines your credibility as your moniker says and reveals your true nature as someone who shifts principles based on convenience rather than conviction.

All you know is October 7 ?

Factcheck0001:
The mad man will b telling her I will give u d whole world

I wonder where d rest of us will b staying

🤣🤣🤣

We continue to Praise Allah for Islam.

The community would have even bear the responsibility, something not up to 30k


Though, you should have just politely refuse to bears the burden!

nairalee:
A MILLION WAYS TO DIE IN NIGERIA:

WAY 344,020: Just minding your business, watching a truck moving on the highway sef can get u killed

What's the way out even after minding our own business we're not free

SlavaUkraini:
Shut the Fúck up...

Morafúcker composed an Islamic Terrorists Propagandist Poem,

trying to ignore the fact that Iran and Islam are global disruptors of Peace and Joy.

You Bloody Terrorist....

Una plan for Nigeria and West Africa will never come to pass

Trump is Coming...

That man will so keep Iran busy that they will abandon their plans to disrupt Peaceful coexistence in West Africa.

Get ready to cry blood, when Trump is inaugurated.

Fúck you...

Fúck Iran....

Fúck Hamas

Fúck Hezbollah

Fúck the Houthis

Fúck your Boko Haram

God of Mercy!

Taliban being a deadliest terrorist group is now fading away.

Today your attention is now focused on Hamas?

Nwaikpe:
If you have to fight for your god,
If you have to kill to prove your prophet as correct,
If you have to marry small girls to fill your lust,
If you have to defend violence to be happy,


Then you are a good follower of a vile and sick religion.

Push harder.
These tactics ain't working anymore!