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Politics / Re: Sporadic Shooting As Policemen Invade Trade Fair Int’l Market In Lagos by ShitHead(m): 1:15pm On Jul 05, 2021
Nigeria Police: Sporadically shooting at Innocent Civilians; sporadically running away from Bandits.


Naija Police na scam.

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Politics / Re: Yoruba Nation Rally Not Allowed In Lagos – CP Odumosu by ShitHead(m): 10:44am On Jul 02, 2021
It's turn by turn.


They were laughing at IPOB.

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Politics / Re: Anambra 2021: Chukwuma Umeoji Wins APGA Gubernatorial Primary Of Okeke Faction by ShitHead(m): 5:17pm On Jul 01, 2021
This is really an Okeke group. undecided undecided undecided undecided undecided

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Politics / Re: Sunday Igboho: A Yoruba Woman In Military Uniform Led Attack On His House - SR by ShitHead(m): 4:41pm On Jul 01, 2021
Women and attacks.
Politics / Re: Nnamdi Kanu Is A Terrorist - Miyetti Allah Tells FG To Use Force On IPOB Leader by ShitHead(m): 1:46pm On Jun 30, 2021
National Institute of Terrorists (NIT) calling an individual a terrorist.

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Business / Re: Toyota Opens Assembly Plant In Ghana by ShitHead(m): 1:28pm On Jun 30, 2021
Shiit Hole Country.

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Politics / Re: Yari, El-Rufai, Yahaya Bello Present As Matawalle Joins APC by ShitHead(m): 1:05pm On Jun 30, 2021
Agents of darkness.

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Politics / Re: Three Senators Dump PDP For APC (Sahabi Ya’u, Peter Nwaoboshi, Lawal Anka) by ShitHead(m): 12:48pm On Jun 30, 2021
They are politically impotent.


As you can see, they didn't last in PDP Bed.

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Politics / Re: Food Price Inflation In Nigeria 2021 by ShitHead(m): 2:42pm On Jun 28, 2021
Dividends of Democracy.


Ashawo price don high too. Na that one dey pain me pass.

Per cum is now N3,500.00

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Politics / Re: LNSA, DSS Set To Partner For Improved Security, Safety In Lagos by ShitHead(m): 2:39pm On Jun 28, 2021
What's the budget for the partnering?

...and who's incharge of the budget?

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Politics / Re: Appeal Court Gets Eighteen New Justices (Names, Pictures) by ShitHead(m): 1:30pm On Jun 28, 2021
A new set of Legal Bandits.

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Career / Re: 7 Things You Must Know As A New Graduate by ShitHead(m): 1:26pm On Jun 28, 2021
Thank you.

But do you know anybody in Shell or Chevron?

I want a job there.

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Travel / Re: Passengers Trapped In The Bush As Abuja-kaduna Train Breaks Down In Dutse by ShitHead(m): 12:21pm On Jun 28, 2021
They can still trek down...Kaduna is not that far from there.

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Politics / Re: Delta Lawmaker, Kenneth Ogba Is Dead by ShitHead(m): 10:16am On Jun 28, 2021
NEXT!!!

These b%$3 don't need our sympathy.

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Politics / Re: Igbo Businessmen Urged To Invest At Home To Boost South-east Economy by ShitHead(m): 3:12pm On Jun 25, 2021
Good advice for Dotish

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Foreign Affairs / Re: 5 Countries With The Most Powerful Militaries In The World! by ShitHead(m): 2:33pm On Jun 25, 2021
Where is the #ENDSARS Army?

They only know how to conduct different kinds of operational dance on innocent civilians...but run from bandits and bokoharam.


Bobrisky soldiers.

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Health / Re: Can A Woman Be Pregnant For 9 Months Without Knowing She's Pregnant? by ShitHead(m): 1:18pm On Jun 24, 2021
Yes.

A woman like Bobrisky.

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Politics / Re: Anambra Election: Soludo's Acceptance Speech by ShitHead(m): 12:08pm On Jun 24, 2021
Good acceptance speech.

We are ready to hand you over our rejection votes soon.
Politics / Re: International Widows Day: Lagos Govt Gives 1,000 Widows ₦20,000 Each by ShitHead(m): 12:05pm On Jun 24, 2021
Congratulations to APC Widows.


Hope they extended it to Joe Igbokwe?

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Celebrities / Re: Wizkid Changes His Name To BIG WIZ by ShitHead(m): 1:40pm On Jun 07, 2021
If he likes, let him change it to LARGE Kid, he cannot be BIGGER than Davido.


He will still be a Kid.

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Have You Ever Fired Someone On Their First Day In Office by ShitHead(m): 1:28pm On Jun 07, 2021
YES.


My Ex.

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Romance / Re: Should A Man Ask For Money From His Girlfriend Or Wife ??? by ShitHead(m): 1:07pm On Jun 07, 2021
Use the right word, "beg".

If they can beg you, you can beg them.


Begging is reciprocal.

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Celebrities / Re: Kanye West 'walks On Water' As He Makes Entrance To Sunday Service by ShitHead(m): 4:34pm On Sep 07, 2020
They are walking on Kim's wet pusssy.

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Politics / Re: Edo Modular Refinery To Earn $125m Per Annum From Naptha Exports by ShitHead(m): 4:31pm On Aug 31, 2020
If the witches and wizards will alow the project to fly.

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Celebrities / Re: Photos From Bobrisky's 28th Birthday Party (Video) by ShitHead(m): 4:29pm On Aug 31, 2020
Bobrisky that looks like 2020.
Politics / Re: Fire Guts Water Corporation In Onikan Lagos by ShitHead(m): 8:53pm On Oct 17, 2019
Fire dey burn fire?

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Education / Re: MI’s Vector Diss Track Is An Assignment Topic In Ibadan Polytechnic by ShitHead(m): 10:50am On Oct 14, 2019
Th lecturer na MI uncle.

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Politics / Re: President Buhari To Present 2020 Budget Next Tuesday - Senate by ShitHead(m): 3:12pm On Oct 03, 2019
The one he presented, what has he done with it?


Climate Change.

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Sports / Re: Kelechi Iheanacho's 23rd Birthday: Ndidi, Shehu, Simon, Awoniyi Celebrate Him by ShitHead(m): 3:07pm On Oct 03, 2019
It is easy to calculate Nigerian players real ages.

18 = 81
19 = 91
23 = 32


It's just a simple formula.

Happy 32nd Birthday Iheanacho.

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Politics / Re: Bayelsa Guber: PDP Flag Bearer's WAEC Result Leaked Online, See Result Here by ShitHead(m): 3:00pm On Oct 03, 2019
Religious Knowledge: Excellent

Economics: Very Good.

He is God fearing and Prudent. Right choice.

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Celebrities / Re: Ebuka Obi-Uchendu & Wife, Cynthia Celebrate 4th Wedding Anniversary by ShitHead(m): 2:03pm On Oct 03, 2019
Ugly wife.

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Crime / Re: Ghanaian Policemen Flog Man Accused Of Stealing ₦100k, Their IGP React (Video) by ShitHead(m): 1:56pm On Oct 03, 2019
Here in Nija, we flog with bullets.


IGP can't do shiit.

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