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Politics / Re: Senate Presidency: APC Warns To Ndume by ShitHead(m): 1:39pm On Apr 12, 2019
That's how they warned Saraki.
Crime / Re: You Have No Right To Search My Phone - Guy Cries Out As SARS Officers Slap Him by ShitHead(m): 10:37am On Apr 12, 2019
Satan has a lot to learn from SARS

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Politics / Re: Supreme Court Strikes Out Appeal By Rivers APC For Lack Of Merit by ShitHead(m): 1:13pm On Apr 11, 2019
Man U should just sign the Supreme Court. What a good striker!!!!

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Crime / Re: Zambian Woman Takes Selfie With Her Half Dead Husband, Sends It To Her Boyfriend by ShitHead(m): 8:54am On Apr 11, 2019
She'll also die one day. In the most shameful and miserable way. Dogs will lick her blood and the young ones will laugh at her pvssy.

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Politics / Re: Bill Reducing Cost Of Burial In Anambra Passed By House Of Assembly by ShitHead(m): 3:56pm On Apr 10, 2019
This is a welcome development. It will attract Foreign Direct Investment in casket industry in the state, as many people will decide to die due to cheap burials. This is the greatest thing APGA Government has done for the State.

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Politics / Re: Atiku Abubakar May Be Charged For Treason Against Federal Republic Of Nigeria by ShitHead(m): 3:03pm On Apr 10, 2019
Fvck you!!!!!!

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Politics / Re: I May Be Slow But I Do Not Loot -buhari by ShitHead(m): 2:47pm On Apr 10, 2019
Why would you loot when you have the people that loot on your behalf. There is division of labour sir. Focus on your medical trips. Don't worry.

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Politics / Re: Vice-president Osinbajo Confident In New NDIC Board by ShitHead(m): 8:43am On Apr 10, 2019
What is NDIC?

A new political party?
Romance / Re: I Want To Leave My Married Boyfriend, But His Sex Is Holding Me Back - Lady Says by ShitHead(m): 11:42am On Apr 09, 2019
Don't worry. Keep fvcking. Karma will be your gym instructor.
Celebrities / Re: Nollywood Actors Who Got Married To Their Colleagues [photos/video] by ShitHead(m): 9:16am On Apr 09, 2019
Fake marriages.
Politics / Re: Buhari Unproductive Foreign Trips - Punch by ShitHead(m): 9:01am On Apr 09, 2019
How do you expect a barren land to produce anything?


Even his gay cows are impotent.

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Politics / Re: Nigeria’s Economy Slipping - World Bank by ShitHead(m): 8:57am On Apr 09, 2019
The government is sleeping; the economy should be slipping.

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Romance / Re: Man Carried His Girl Without Legs On His Shoulder In Cute Pre Wedding Photo by ShitHead(m): 8:55am On Apr 09, 2019
Love is not only blind...It's crippled. kiss
Politics / Re: Reno Omokri: "Buhari Lied About Rice Production In Nigeria" by ShitHead(m): 8:53am On Apr 09, 2019
Buhari lies...Reno Omokri lies...Nigerian Custom lies...Lai Muhammed is a liar.

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Celebrities / Re: Samklef Shades Simi: Leave Yahoo Boys Alone by ShitHead(m): 8:45am On Apr 09, 2019
The yahoo boys should not scam Africans; they should concentrate on the white men who have stolen our resources, subjected and still subject us to slavery...call us fools and uncivilized.

Let's teach them a lesson through their invention; internet.

Note: I hate Chinese.

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Crime / Re: 20 Killed In Fresh Kajuru Attack In Kaduna by ShitHead(m): 8:43am On Apr 09, 2019
The seed you sow, that you'll reap. gaskiya!!!

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Romance / Re: Joyce Dzidzor Mensah Kisses German Man, Accused Of Transmitting HIV by ShitHead(m): 8:25am On Apr 09, 2019
It's right to spread it only in Germany.

Those cows are fvcking racists. Let the HIV be the thing that unites us.

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Politics / Re: Uzodinma Mocks Okorocha: 'You Can No Longer Walk Freely' by ShitHead(m): 8:22am On Apr 09, 2019
Hate speech!!!!

He has the right to freedom of movement...


The Governor-elect should be arrested for saying the truth.

Am I confused?

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Romance / Re: Man Proposes To Girlfriend At Covenant Christian Center Church, Lagos by ShitHead(m): 8:15am On Apr 09, 2019
Our knees are meant for the God Almighty, not for a certain creature that squats to urinate.


Like the wise man above me said, you are doing her a favor. Why should you kneel down and beg for liabilities?

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Religion / Re: Leah Sharibu: TB Joshua Calls For Three Days Prayer And Fasting by ShitHead(m): 12:16pm On Apr 08, 2019
He should fucking go to Sambisa and get her.

Prayer and fasting can't do shiit.

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Celebrities / Re: Eucharia Anunobi And Monalisa Chinda At Project Tourism Launch In Abuja by ShitHead(m): 9:54am On Apr 05, 2019
meobizy:
If women are above age 40 I don't see how the adjective cute covers them.

Your mother is not cute.

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Politics / Re: Obi Peter Onuoha, Wounded Soldier 'Time To Speak Out Than Commit Suicide' by ShitHead(m): 1:34pm On Apr 04, 2019
I repeat, NIGERIA IS NOT WORTH DYING FOR.

FVck patriotism.

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Politics / Re: Dangote Blasts State Governors For High Poverty Rate In Northern Nigeria by ShitHead(m): 12:26pm On Apr 04, 2019
If you like blast them...if you like, bomb them. it's their destiny.

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Politics / Re: Court Revokes Nnamdi Kanu’s Bail, Orders IPOB Leader’s Arrest by ShitHead(m): 1:08pm On Mar 28, 2019
The judge should first arrest himself. Binta.

Just Imagine.

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Celebrities / Re: Orezi Celebrates His Birthday, Calls Himself 'Sexiest Man Alive' by ShitHead(m): 12:54pm On Mar 28, 2019
This guinea fowl in a cheap asss pair of jeans?


He should feed well with lots of vegetables first.

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Romance / Re: Church Boys Are The Worst Kind Of Men To Be With - Lady by ShitHead(m): 3:52pm On Mar 26, 2019
You are lucky that you no hang your pants outside.


Snakes like you are the reasons for pant stealing.

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Phones / Re: Twitter To Remove Retweet Count And Public Like In New Update by ShitHead(m): 12:23pm On Mar 14, 2019
You see?

I told you guys to vote Atiku.

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Celebrities / Re: "Restore Sanity, Sanwoolu Needs To Remove His Campaign Posters" - Darey Alade by ShitHead(m): 10:40am On Mar 11, 2019
Even the ones he put in my bedroom too. He should remove all of them.

It's crazy menh!!

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Politics / Re: I Will Jail All Those Involved In Offa Robbery Case- Gov-elect Abdulrazaq by ShitHead(m): 10:21am On Mar 11, 2019
Are you still campaigning?

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Celebrities / Re: Iyanya: Ubi Franklin Betrayed Me by ShitHead(m): 10:20am On Mar 11, 2019
Nobody betrayed you.

You just expired.

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Politics / Re: Governors Elected In 2019 Election (complete List So Far) by ShitHead(m): 9:46am On Mar 11, 2019
The margin for Enugu own sweet me die!!!! Chai!!!

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Celebrities / Re: Tiwa Savage Addresses The Women Trying To Undermine Her Achievements by ShitHead(m): 9:43am On Mar 11, 2019
Please, what are her achievements apart from whizkid?

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