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Politics / Re: Zamfara: Oshiomhole Faults Supreme Court, Says Judgement Imposes Total Strangers by ShitHead(m): 11:28am On May 28, 2019
Please, can someone break this man's head let's see what's inside.

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Politics / Re: Buhari Responsible For Rise In Suicides In Nigeria - PDP by ShitHead(m): 1:41pm On May 27, 2019
So Buhari don dey sell snipers now, abi?

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Foreign Affairs / Re: Theresa May Announces Her Resignation As British Prime Minister by ShitHead(m): 2:33pm On May 24, 2019
Bad May for Theresa May. It all ends in tears.


When will Buhari cry out of office? Next Fe-Buhari?

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Crime / Re: Detained Vulture In Adamawa Eats N30,000 In 6 Days – Police by ShitHead(m): 11:28am On May 24, 2019
So dead rats and pigs are this expensive to feed the Fvcking vulture?


That Vulture must be a police officer.

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Politics / Re: Reps’ Speakership: Emeka Nwajiuba’s Emergence Upsets Gbajabiamila’s Ride by ShitHead(m): 12:49pm On May 17, 2019
Too late.

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Politics / Re: Breaking: Kano Court Voids Ganduje's Appointment Of New Emirs - Daily Post by ShitHead(m): 1:27pm On May 15, 2019
You mean the Sharia court?

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Education / Re: Ekene Franklin Ezeunala: I Aimed At Scoring 370 - UTME Best Candidate by ShitHead(m): 12:18pm On May 15, 2019
Good one.

Gregory University? Is it NUC approved?

Sounds like Gringory Akabuogu.

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Celebrities / Re: Mercy Aigbe: I Am Not Fully Divorced, I Might Go Back To My Husband by ShitHead(m): 12:06pm On May 14, 2019
Ambode's constituency project.


The tenure don end. She's going back to her area of primary assignment.

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Sports / Re: Lucas Moura Deserves A Statue - Eriksen by ShitHead(m): 11:00am On May 09, 2019
Rochas Okorocha can handle that one.

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Education / Re: What Hilarious Lie Did You Tell In Secondary School To Avoid Punishment? by ShitHead(m): 10:36am On May 09, 2019
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Politics / Re: Senator Adeleke Arrives Court For Arraignment by ShitHead(m): 12:36pm On May 07, 2019
Don't worry. He will dance his way out of this case. See as his kidney dey sweat.

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Politics / Re: Osinbajo Calms FCT Protesters At Gossa by ShitHead(m): 12:33pm On May 07, 2019
All nah set-up. Nah them dey cause unrest, nah them dey calm unrest.


See his head, unrest calmer.

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Health / Re: 120,000 Enroll For Lagos Health Insurance Scheme by ShitHead(m): 12:31pm On May 07, 2019
Nobody is healthy in Lagos.

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Crime / Re: Police officers And Area Boys Smoking Marijuana At Mandilas Park by ShitHead(m): 10:17am On May 07, 2019
Police is your friend.

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Politics / Re: Yakubu Gowon Slumps At Burial Of David Akpodiete Ejoor In Delta State by ShitHead(m): 3:45pm On May 03, 2019
Delta?

The innocent blood he wasted on that soil during the Biafra-Nigeria war haunted him.

Old cow.

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Celebrities / Re: Tiwa Savage Leaves Don Jazzy's Mavin Records After 7 Years by ShitHead(m): 12:55pm On May 02, 2019
Maturity exemplified.

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Family / Re: 12 Types Of Parents You See In Nigeria by ShitHead(m): 2:55pm On Apr 30, 2019
My dad fits in all.

That man? Nah me go born am in the next word. I'll show him Cameron pepper.

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Celebrities / Re: Muhammed Awal 7th Birthday: Mompha Celebrates His Son by ShitHead(m): 2:11pm On Apr 29, 2019
Ugly boy undecided

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Politics / Re: Gateman Rejects House Offer For Borehole In His Community In Jigawa by ShitHead(m): 12:46pm On Apr 25, 2019
He be real Musa!!!!

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Career / Re: Civil Ways To Communicate (pragmatics) by ShitHead(m): 1:43pm On Apr 18, 2019
This is unacceptable.

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Politics / Re: Supreme Court Dismisses Oni’s Suit, Upholds Fayemi’s Victory by ShitHead(m): 1:39pm On Apr 17, 2019
See the Oni's face sef. He knew he would lose.
Religion / Re: Prophet Kumchacha: Women Who Scream God's Name During Sex Will End Up In Hell by ShitHead(m): 12:16pm On Apr 17, 2019
I think the prophet is talking from Hell.

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Health / Re: How To Correctly Wear A Condom: Ugandan Nurse Gives Practical Demonstration by ShitHead(m): 11:39am On Apr 17, 2019
The nurse should lie down and let him practice how to fvck with the condom.

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Fashion / Re: Joyce Prado: Pregnant Miss Bolivia Stripped Of Her Title by ShitHead(m): 9:15am On Apr 16, 2019
She won a better title than Miss Bolivia.

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Celebrities / Re: Moyo Lawal: Game Of Thrones Not Worth The Hype by ShitHead(m): 8:58am On Apr 16, 2019
She's just frustrated and hornny.

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Crime / Re: Police To Employ Technology To Replace Use Of Weapons - Acting IGP by ShitHead(m): 4:28pm On Apr 15, 2019
Please, replace all the policemen's brains with technology too.

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Celebrities / Re: Laura Ikeji: Our Government Should Bury Their Head In Shame by ShitHead(m): 4:02pm On Apr 15, 2019
Government should bury their head in your fvcking pvssy. That hole is worse than shame.

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Politics / Re: National Assembly Leadership: We’ll Strike At The Right Time, Says PDP by ShitHead(m): 12:20pm On Apr 15, 2019
The two major strikers are still much available: Saraki and Dogara.
Sports / Re: Again, Court Orders Jay Jay Okocha’s Arrest For Tax Evasion by ShitHead(m): 11:37am On Apr 15, 2019
When are they going to arrest Dangote?

Or you think we don't know what's going on?

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Celebrities / Re: Mofe Duncan And Jessica Kakkad's Marriage Crashes After 3 Years by ShitHead(m): 3:39pm On Apr 12, 2019
Opiletool:


Big one at that.
Common man, three freaking times? Just get a regular chick and forget about marriage.


Exactly!!!

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Celebrities / Re: Mofe Duncan And Jessica Kakkad's Marriage Crashes After 3 Years by ShitHead(m): 3:18pm On Apr 12, 2019
He is just an irreconcilable assshole.

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