₦airaland Forum

AverageAnnie:
Mercy found love while tacha found disqualification.

Tacha found Body Odour.

He is even wearing a blouse.

Hell is rejoicing now over this victory.

''Police arrest Military Officer with dried vegetables.''

Corruption is fighting back.

All our gallant men are dying in active service.

RIP Papa Emeka.

He died in active service at his retirement age.

A fallen Hero.

Two Traditional Doctors.

The second doctor's name sounds like incantation already.

Can they stand?

When Buhari has not granted him bail?

Buhari is the Judiciary.

He died a hero.

They should be more careful this time.

Jobless youth protesting the ones that have jobs.


INSIDE LIFE.

That's too expensive. Is he Ronaldo?

Just listen to this hornny chameleon.

We have been doing that, right from pregnancy sef.


No need. We fvck who we wan fvck.

I wish that deaf and dumb in Aso Rock knows this.

I'm now convinced that the Boko Haram, Herdsmen, and the Kidnappers in the North are nothing but the Northern Agenda. This is their own form of Youth Empowerment Programmes.

This Amnesty should also be extended to the IPOB, Ritualists in the South West, Kidnappers in the South-South.


Is this not One Nigeria again?

Why were they running?

Are all of them not snakes?

Some of them even use hammers to remove teeth.

But they have been blowing their wives individually.

And your brain is stinking.

The guy for don blow if he took his carrier as serious as fvcking.


He would have released more albums than sperms.

Metro View?

Why won't it collapse. If you see the rate they fvck in that hotel, e suppose collapse since February last year sef.

Every day and night nah Kwam..kwamm...patam...patam...chiki,chiki...jigigigijigi...ewo! ewo! Arrrhhh...harder...deeper daddy!

And nah fat fat oloshos dey enter there with pot-bellied sugar daddies.


Metro View? Forget it. E dey carry load.

All the oloshos were once celibates.

Like a successful Edo witch.

That's child abuse.

Jaysolu:
This is why i don't want to have girl children

Whose daughter are u fvcking?

I'm more pained than the father. I'm injured. I have a daughter, I know how this could hurt.

Twelve? And she has started moaning? Oh daddy...o daddy...babyyyy...babyyy...harder...aarhhh.

Hmmmm...How old was the person pumping her? If he's 18 and above. Pls invite me to his funeral, sir. I get black shirt and trouser I never wear before.