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Politics › Re: Customs Service Saves Nigeria N27 Billion With Document Scanning by shizzle11(m): 3:47pm On Dec 29, 2013
Akinmail: It's impossible to 'develop' a brain boy! If at all i need something like that then it will mean i'll need to grow more brain cells.

BTW, yes i know i'm a celebrity but you didn't introduce yourself. Boy where are your manners!
F00l. What have you to contribute to the thread? Of course nothing sensible.

iddiots like you have to introduce yourselves, I don't have too. Direct your silly question to your illiterate mother who did a pretty bad job in raising you, celebrity my waste bin. Coward.

I know your type, however, I will not not give you the satisfaction of going back and forth with you. Enjoy your bumpy ride alone.

Oponu!
Politics › Re: Customs Service Saves Nigeria N27 Billion With Document Scanning by shizzle11(m): 1:13pm On Dec 29, 2013
Akinmail: Seriously boy,
Are you always stupid huh Or do you always make a special efforthuh

Damn Boy you're so good at what you do. Attacking everybody that disagrees with your paymaster JONATHAN.
Child, You are the stupid one here.
Do you have yo drag the name Jonathan into this?, please develop some brain
Politics › Re: Customs Service Saves Nigeria N27 Billion With Document Scanning by shizzle11(m): 12:52pm On Dec 29, 2013
can't say much about it now, but I know someone who submitted for PAR since 4th DEC but is yet to receive it.
Going by what we are told, it will save a lot of cost and time for consignments to be cleared at the terminal, but so far I have my reservations.
Health › Re: Tips To Avoid Bosom Sagging by shizzle11(m): 1:32am On Dec 20, 2013
I love firm bweasts with big nipp.ie so that I go dey lick am like tom-tom tongue
Family › Re: I Need A Wife To Get Married To In 2014 by shizzle11(m): 1:14am On Dec 20, 2013
kulyie: @ shizzle and you are indeed mad
Very mad indeed. Thanks for the compliment gringrin
Family › Re: I Need A Wife To Get Married To In 2014 by shizzle11(m): 1:10am On Dec 20, 2013
abbeyty: my brother e don do, be a man and let it go.....oya give her a french kisss and make up
I have since let it slide.
Thanks bruv grin
Family › Re: I Need A Wife To Get Married To In 2014 by shizzle11(m): 12:33am On Dec 20, 2013
kulyie: arindin,i am not an armed robber or night shift worker to be found 'working at this time of the day.the dark belongs to people like you: ritualists,kidnappers,rap1sts,armed robbers,drunkards,male prostitutes and other human vices.i dont belong to the dark,you do, thats why you can be asking me whether i am not working by this hour of the day

akuri,oloriburuku,iwo ti family e o tiele jere e.o useless fun ara e,otun short fun ijoba.nuisance!
I bid you farewell young woman. Thou you can keep at it if you wish....
but for clarity and to avoid misinforming people, can you please quote me where I asked you the bolded

...I may be right after all that you are indeed delusional. Good day
Family › Re: I Need A Wife To Get Married To In 2014 by shizzle11(m): 12:25am On Dec 20, 2013
alutacontinua: Shizzle, angry angry
no vex better girl gringrin....given up on her already

But seriously, she needs help
Family › Re: I Need A Wife To Get Married To In 2014 by shizzle11(m): 12:23am On Dec 20, 2013
kulyie: stop calling yourself a man,you are not a man,you are a swine,a whimp,an slowpoke,a sorry excuse to be a man
You ate a disgrace to womanhood

A complete waste of spermatozoa....spits at her fugly fat face

I give up on you
Family › Re: I Need A Wife To Get Married To In 2014 by shizzle11(m): 12:22am On Dec 20, 2013
kulyie: yeah right,your life must really revolve around sex grin the only way to verify if youre still a man is by sex.all your brain is about s3x,s3x and s3x.so after sex,what next? grin

can you see how low you have sank

so i am not wrong if i say you are a product of a rape and wont be suprised if you are a rap1*st yourself

so what else do you have to offer a woman and your world outside that hepes,gonnorrhea,syphyllis dick of yours? grin
Go get yourself a man alas its a tough call cos people like you will frustrate their husband to death with your arrogance and uncouthness..
Learn some virtue young woman
Family › Re: I Need A Wife To Get Married To In 2014 by shizzle11(m): 12:17am On Dec 20, 2013
kulyie: yea'right,if only wishes were horses,beggars will ride grin

a man that has respect for himself doesnt carry stds around with his dick,they are way too classy to be associated with scums of the earth.

Weakling,rap1st,paedophile,frustrated unemployed whimp,filthy thing,BE A MAN
Odejide!
From your number of posts on nl, we can really tell who is unemployed...lol
And is it a coincidence that you have to be called to order on any thread you step in to?

What a shame. You must be proud of yourself indeed.
Oponu.
Family › Re: I Need A Wife To Get Married To In 2014 by shizzle11(m): 12:14am On Dec 20, 2013
solelymade: Sewa (Kulyie), I have been on this thread since past 7pm and I observed you have made ur views heard in the early hours of the day which as expected didn't go down okay with all. But all ur post tonight are responses to those that posted insults and derogatory remarks at u. U seem obsessed with exchanging curses and insults with your sentinels and trust me it's not healthy for you.
Though I believe the attack from Shizzel was deliberate but there is a time one has to call it quit.
@bolded, far from it
I came back to this thread to know how the op is faring with his search, only to see kulyie with her usual uncontrolled manner of speaking asking me 'get a life' for no justifiable reason.
I will have non of it man
Family › Re: I Need A Wife To Get Married To In 2014 by shizzle11(m): 12:10am On Dec 20, 2013
kulyie: yeah right,your life must really revolve around sex grin the only way to verify if youre still a man is by sex.all your brain is about s3x,s3x and s3x.so after sex,what next? grin

can you see how low you have sank

so i am not wrong if i say you are a product of a rape and wont be suprised if you are a rap1*st yourself

so what else do you have to offer a woman and your world outside that hepes,gonnorrhea,syphyllis dick of yours? grin
Lmao! the last part of your comment should be reserved for your unfortunate brothers.
I have a lot to offer women.... a whole lot but only to reasonable women who think straight not for uncultured agberos like you

Dhuurr!
Family › Re: I Need A Wife To Get Married To In 2014 by shizzle11(m): 12:06am On Dec 20, 2013
kulyie: a product of rape,gutter child shut the fork up,the more you talk,the more stoopid you appear

you are too daft to be a human talk more of a man.infact,when they are asking where are the men,you are supposed to hide yourself in shame,you are just worthless,you have no value whatsoever to yourself talk more of others.

Slum child,i laugh at your gutter kid upbringing too grin
Lol....i sense your frustration from afar, but no, i wont sympathize with you. The joke is on the person who bore you. The poor woman must have been rejoicing when the unfortunate wasp called kulyie popped out....

poor woman, if she had known, she would have ejected the worthless twerp at its infancy.

You are a disgrace to mankind
Family › Re: I Need A Wife To Get Married To In 2014 by shizzle11(m): 11:55pm On Dec 19, 2013
kulyie: admit it,you are a weakling 8-) look at yourself in the mirror and say you are too weak to be a man,you just look like a man but internally you know you are a swine,a weak man,a dead brain,a nonentity and an insignificant thing.

Or do you think you are a man,you are a freaking weak man,real men talk less,but you talk more than you think,how then can you classify yourself as a man,or do you think is your penis that makes you a man.even rams have penis too gringrin
mumu. what's wrong in talking sense into a deluded mind?
Go and get yourself a man like sweet lemon and stop fooling yourself around.
oops my bad. now I remember you don't need a man, now go self servicing.......guess a bigger Love Machine will do this time cheesy
Family › Re: I Need A Wife To Get Married To In 2014 by shizzle11(m): 11:51pm On Dec 19, 2013
kulyie: grin o yes,i have time. For nonentities like you.this is 11.41,i aint on the streets like some people we know,taking out their frustrations on others grin
Againyour dead brain tells you am on the street. I laff at your stewpidty.
I will lash at you to correct your warped way of reasoning whenever you come here to spew your usual garbage like a loosed cannon
Family › Re: I Need A Wife To Get Married To In 2014 by shizzle11(m): 11:43pm On Dec 19, 2013
kulyie: so you also have a problem with your eyes? grin


ooppss they say when a brain is defective,all other parts of the body becomes a decoration,thats why the elders say some have eyes but cant see.even a blind man with a brain will see clearer than a weak,dead brained pseudo man
If having me accept or concede to being longer here will brighten up your day by the time you wake up 2mrw morning, then my pleasure.
BTW always engage brain before speaking at all time,cos most times I'm tempted to believe that your brain cells are dead cheesy
Family › Re: I Need A Wife To Get Married To In 2014 by shizzle11(m): 11:39pm On Dec 19, 2013
kulyie: are you asking me? grin have you got senses at all or your senses is inside your phallus grin

you are the one who really needs help and i will start it


*here,take a glass of cold valentino *

maybe it will make you reason and talk like a real man instead of a weakling :*
The reason I say you are deluded, i have never being a weakling so please do not equate with your brothers.
For your cup of drink, well thanks. I'm filled for the night already cheesy
Family › Re: I Need A Wife To Get Married To In 2014 by shizzle11(m): 11:35pm On Dec 19, 2013
^lol....you really have time, typical of trouble shooters. You keep going from page to page looking for who to quote and unquote. You better look to engage yourself in something more useful, cos your current style won't change your state of frustration. Lmao
Family › Re: I Need A Wife To Get Married To In 2014 by shizzle11(m): 11:31pm On Dec 19, 2013
kulyie: you have better things to do but you've been on nl for how many hours now? grin

liarrrrrrr grin good enough,time shows on each posts,so lets see who the busy one is :*
Very well then. so who has been here longer Mrs time keeper?
Again keep deluding yourself
Family › Re: I Need A Wife To Get Married To In 2014 by shizzle11(m): 11:27pm On Dec 19, 2013
kulyie: swine,go and count all the post you have been stalking me on..however,to avoid disgracing yourself you may need to start deleting and editing them grin


riff raff grin
Olodo!
Remind me of a thread where I stalked you.
do you just talk to please yourself? you really need help. Look at the thread again and count properly how many people you have traded words with, and you open your filthy mouth to talk about disgrace.
How senseless
Family › Re: I Need A Wife To Get Married To In 2014 by shizzle11(m): 11:20pm On Dec 19, 2013
kulyie: lmao.there is a difference between arrogance,self esteem,self confidence,meaning no when you mean no and stand on it even if heaven falls,but its stoopid you are tossed around by the wind.you have no clear direction of who you are,what you are and what you stand for.

One million of you cannot make me be who i am not
And why in your deluded mind will you think I am trying to change you. Have got better things to do with the my time.

You really need to work on your warped way of reasoning. its sickening to say the least
Family › Re: I Need A Wife To Get Married To In 2014 by shizzle11(m): 11:14pm On Dec 19, 2013
kulyie: looser,you suck!

What exactly is eating you up.o well,i can see who'se been all over me and stalking me all over nl.enjoy the ride!

You will sure be put in your place in due time 8-)
What is it about you that is worth stalking.?
And for you last statement, it will be quite an achievement, keep hoping.
Punk!
Family › Re: I Need A Wife To Get Married To In 2014 by shizzle11(m): 11:10pm On Dec 19, 2013
kulyie: are you frustrated or something? grin

you sound too obnoxious
Far from it.
You and know who between us sound frustrated and obnoxious, at least the history of our posts in this thread will tell you that.

You are always full of yourself, is it an inherited disease of some sort?
Family › Re: I Need A Wife To Get Married To In 2014 by shizzle11(m): 11:00pm On Dec 19, 2013
kulyie: what exactly are you so insecure about.work more on yourself before feeling like someone who can advice another :/
STFU!. It is you who jumps into advising others without even listening to understand what they said, typical of an 'I too sabi'. how silly.

kulyie: get a life!
Screw you!
Family › Re: I Need A Wife To Get Married To In 2014 by shizzle11(m): 10:49pm On Dec 19, 2013
Sweetlemon: Who is above 30huh?

Besides I'm faaarrrrr from being single. VERY far! See, most of what Sweetlemon says on NL on issues such as this are borne from personal experience or I just keep shut!

I have dated 4 broke guys in the past and I loved them asnd was ready to settle with 2 of them. Two of them showed me PEPPER. The other two lacked focus and determination to succeed. But I praise Jesus for my life now.
If you are better off now without any of the four guys you mentioned above, then good for you.

It doesn't change the fact that you are making those ladies who are indicating interest feel ridiculed with your continued emphasis on their age
Family › Re: I Need A Wife To Get Married To In 2014 by shizzle11(m): 7:32pm On Dec 19, 2013
sucess001: What happened to the biblical advise of not 'despising the days of little begining?'
Don't mind that girl. That is the way 'they' keep waiting for 'Mr very comfortable', and if care isn't taking, some of them will continue waiting till thy 'kingdom come.'

It is plain annoying, look at the way she keeps making emphasis on the age of those indicating interest in the op and making them feel ridiculed. And to think that she herself is above 30..... mtchwww
Family › Re: I Need A Wife To Get Married To In 2014 by shizzle11(m): 7:20pm On Dec 19, 2013
Sweetlemon: You see what I mean? grin
Are you in your right senses trying to tell me there can't be any girl in her mid or late twenties who will gladly accept this guy? Is that what you are trying to tell me?

You got to be kidding me
Politics › Re: Hilarious Photo Of PDP To APC Exodus by shizzle11(m): 7:06pm On Dec 19, 2013
Bunch of senseless cowards! Good riddance I must say...
Now Jonathan can concentrate in discharging his duties. We are better off in PDP without the shameless decampees, after all they have always hobnobbed with the apc and camouflaged their membership of the APC.
Now we know who is with us. Bunch of hypocrites.
Politics › Re: 34-year-old Enugu-ebonyi Bridge Collapses by shizzle11(m): 6:39pm On Dec 19, 2013
plenty of jobless irritants on this Nland. Look at the way they flock this thread with their usual senseless tirade.

A bridge collapsed and they are all rejoicing, spewing their usual garbage. Always ready and lurking, waiting for an Igbo related thread to be opened so they can feast and have a jamboree on it with their usual hate- filled verbosity.

Like seriously, you clowns must be having some sense of fulfilment with your obsession. Pathetic dolts.

@post, that bridge needs attention asap.
Fashion › Re: Genevieve Nnaji To Partner Kinabuti For A Clothing Line? by shizzle11(m): 5:19pm On Dec 19, 2013
Choi! Genny don fat for face'o. see her chubby Cheeks. We are happy for you cheesy
Fashion › Re: Genevieve Nnaji To Partner Kinabuti For A Clothing Line? by shizzle11(m): 5:18pm On Dec 19, 2013
Choi! Genny don fat for face'o. see her chubby Chics. We are happy for you cheesy

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