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ilugunboy: good luck with your journey to perdition....just stop mentioning my handle.

Face your tormentors....I have no problem with you....as long as you stay out of my way.

ilugun are you no longer the commander of the so called 'insurgents?' call your senseless boys to order and their senseless braggadocio will end. I have no qualms with you but as long as you cheer them on to self destruct, the fire will consume you too

ilugunboy: I can't even recollect having any conflict with the ediott...I just saw my mentions by him accusing me for his problems.

ode! how will you remember? how many monikers did you create last week?, when you are ready, urge the FOOL i quoted above and his fellow iddiott odinma to stop being COWARDS and quit creating usernames on per sec billing

anag0900: if that madman disturb you again just holla at me. we might be forced to post his HIV test result on this forum.

FOOL!

accursed bar.stard what are you waiting for? have you being poke in the anus this morning already? pls show the world your HIV result, senseless swine

ilugunboy: Dude....

Stop spamming my mentions in your quote....what exactly is your prove that I owns the handle making life miserable for you on NL?

I've really tried avoiding you kids....but your own mystery and delusion makes you see me as the beginning and end of your problem on Nairaland..

Pls for the sake of whatever you worship as your god...stop repeating my mentions in this your madness and boldly face whoever is your tormentor.

shhhhh...you cant fool anyone here. You sound remorseful already, when your lieutenants were displaying their wanton stewpidith and iddiocy, did you not urge them on?. The madness just got started, isn't that what you cretins wanted? Not until you deactivate my cloned account and urge your cohorts tunde salam and peter agosu to end their stewpidity with their numerous monikers, then the madness continues and I'll continue to expose your g.ayness and HIV status

EasternLeopard: But your fathers murdered thousands of Igbos in 1966 because of the sins of few Igbo officers

So you guys want to repeat 1966

We would defend him before you repeat 1966

Mark my words

In 2015 A new Nigeria will be born or this present Nigeria will breakup. In either way, if you people join the Arewas, you guys would be left behind in the world of civilize nations.

well said bruv, well said. Don't mind the sheddiott

Tundeiab: The Australian guy's claims remain aligations till proven right.

With the sort of desperation exhibited by APC, who knows if they are the ones behind the guys aligations.

Man! APC is so blinded with rage that you can't put anything pass them.

Excellently said!

RebelLeader15: the same way you will laugh so hard and run mad....Misguided humanitarian rubbish

frustrated twerp, oponu!

whitecat007: [s]We all know what's up!

Ibos have burnt the bridges with the Yoruba and thumped their noses at us. Ibos have killed northern leaders again. We remember how it ended the first time. Ibos should start moving back home now and mount Ogbunigwe, before the stories that touch hearts[/s].

another brainless iddiott on rampage

RebelLeader15: [s]I laugh at your stupidity, Another Lunatic from the east, Ojukwu slave, I don't need a soothsayer to convince me that you are a fool, a stupid igbo parasite, an illiterate, a daft and junky, you come across as the most idiotic living organism that the Lord created, the result of the mating between animals and casualties of war. #OJUKWU SLAVES[/s]

bla...bla..bla.....rantings of an irredeemable fvctard. I havnt even said anything to you and you are already exhibiting the symptoms of incurable madness, stewpidity and grave iddiiocy. I am laughing so hard at this compound FOOL

PenSniper: Because they are a race of virus that polute every society you find them with crime and hate the truth. They support criminals in the name of " na our pikin " So, they deserve to be hated.

mr honesty, anything to justify your hatred, suit yourself and quit complaining cos the feeling is mutual

shizzle11hiv: [s]Der is no doubt in my mind that Ihejirika is the main sponsor of Bokoharam. The menace of BH was under control till GEJ appointed this incompetent man and he totally messed things up. There is no doubt he has a hand in all of this.

Why cry now after the Aussie journalist revealed his part in terrorism in Nigeria?

Only for the eddiot to making counter allegations after he has been busted. Ihejirika should be arrested and investigated immediately[/s]

Bayo adetunji aka ilugunboy aka gurnam aka chinosparks aka tallaharsse, the 49yr old g.ay HIV+ patient stop impersonating me. You and your g.ay partner peter agosu(43yrs) aka odinma have been exposed after your partner's sick and malnourished pictures were exposed on naira land and everyone laughed at you two when your hypocrisy was bursted. I advice you to go and take your medication instead of wasting your time impersonating me. HIV is not the end, take heart ok?

RebelLeader15: Very bad of you, so you have decided to memorise all the lyrics in your language because of me, you can't even write it in simple,clear and concise English....OMG, you are a classic example of the failed educational system in Igbo land, the result of illiteracy among the eastern gabfest tribe. Anyway given an Igbo woman a freedom of speech is like breeding lunatics....#idiot

you are the senseless illiterate here. Its giving not given, useless beneficiary of awo's free education. Typical of a yorobar hypocrite from the South West.

Swine!

Kunbee: Can you totally know someone 100%?

I have never insinuated that, and its not possible. Why??

PenSniper: What makes you think I am from that area or even a Nigerian where nothing works in a sleeping giant made comatose by people of your ilk who are averse to the truth? You certainly have a problem bordering on morbid hatred for people from the west.

shut up hypocrite! just the same way you have a morbid hatred for people from the east

iconize: Hey man, please who's the drunk impersonating you?

Its the 49yr old FOOL Bayo adetunji aka ilugunboy aka gurnam aka chinosparks aka tallaharsse the g.ay slowpoke, the FOOL and his g.ay partner Peter agosu aka odinma aka kekwanu aka alababoss aka chyno123 aka chinonsoDike2 aka chinonyeDike aka REVENGER12, aka olandoowoh and his other gazzilion monikers are confirmed carrier of the virus.

The person ilugunfool is such an irredeemable bar.stard. He tried impersonating me here but I countered him in his iddiottic thread>>
https://www.nairaland.com/1870783/hiv-positive-relationships#25757899.

Since the day the odinma bar.stard was bursted as a g.ay HIV+ patient with his sick and malnourished pictures flying around, he and his g.ay partner ilugunboy has been scheming desperately trying to rope their misery and frustrations on me, but already they are failures.

so bruv the fvcktard is ilugunfool

mekzyjoe: WHO IS DIS CLOWN...LADY U R SO DUMB..KNUCKLE HEAD

guy you must be new here, abeg leave kanwulia for us, we dey gbadun her. We are content with her 'madness'

If couples court adequately before marriage, all these nonsense wouldn't be happening. This is why premarital bonding is important. As for me, I love cuddling die and I love to sleep without the light (or with a green coloured bulb). Secondly , if you are the snoring type, I'll take to my heels sharp sharp, i can't condone or cope with it.

simplyOJ: Marriage is the union of two entirely different persons coming together to make a home. Marriage is a full time job that requires commitment, mutual respect and understanding between both couples. No be bread and butter o! But I assure you one thing; by the time both couple get it right, my! My!! My!!! You are both in for some sweeeeeell time.

Can we at this moment celebrate our spouses?

Can you tell us that special one thing that you so cherish in your spouse?

As for me we started out badly but I can confidently say we are gradualy getting to our 'zone'. We Would be 8years married in October and we are enjoying it. I celebrate my wife's strength; She doesn't understand the word NO, always wanting to get things done and done well, it has rubbed off greatly on me. I am excited she gave me the chance to be called her husband.

What about yours?

Now that is an important ingredient for a happy marriage

smh...so you ran here for advice or what exactly? so naira land is now a laboratory where medical diagnosis is carried out...mtcehw

All hail the world best CR7!

Sagytarius: RIP, Doro Akunyili

Meanwhile, checkout the curve on the lady in Blue dress!

www.nairaland.com/attachments/1658657_img_3450_jpeg26c14114a3216c1072ca0ebb24c5bcc5

I'll tap that asz!
No disrespect to the Dead.

capital MUMU

She led an exemplary life, a true amazon, an icon of her time, a virtuous woman.

Lord knows I had tears on my eyes when the reality of your exit hit me. Dear ma, you may be gone on earth, but to a more peaceful, happier and befitting place in heaven. Our solace is that Angels are on guard and you have the saints to keep you company. Continue to rest in the bosom of our Lord.

Goodnight Dora!

aikfrank: You have to be very fast about that!.

We have started necessary preparations already.

you have mail.

aikfrank: Ok I have my online business model:

A little complex but unique please read gently.


Why I came up with this idea.
1- Every business needs an online store.
2- People want to buy safely online
3- Not every body can design a website
4- Except from facebook fan page that helps a little, some business needs more tools to show their business online and receive payment
5- Vconnect is the biggest business directory in Nigeria, all it collects are Name, address and phone number
6- Many business want to receive payments online but they don’t know how
7- So many people want to sell just ebooks, pdf, softwares, and many more online with little budget




THIS IS WHAT I WANT TO BUILD:
Let’s use a random domain for better understanding – www.test.com (just example, this is not the domain to be used)

The business idea makes it possible for business or individual to create a business page or personal page, or business blog, or business sales page, or a personal sales page, I will explain in details.

For example if the site name is www.test.com, all I just need to do is to visit www.test.com and register an account, after registering, then I will be asked WHAT I WANT TO DO TODAY?

At the dashboard I can do the following (possibly add more)
New business page | Personal page | New business blog | New personal business blog | New business sales page | Personal Sales Page |



Let me quickly explain what they all mean:
Personal page – Means an individual want to customize a personal page about him self, if created the page will be www.site.com/the-page-name

Business Page – This page means a company/org wants to create a custom page for their business.

Features of the Personal page and the business page – They will both have a contact us form that will be linked to the owners email, fully customizable page, add/edit contents from their dashboard and many more cool features.



The personal and business blog – This feature will enable the user create a blog page.
This type of page will have cool features like – Do you want users to comment on your blog (enabling or disabling comment from the blog), full statistics of daily visitors from the dash board, filter comments you don’t want to appear on your blog comments, ban certain ips (countries) from commenting on your blog, and many more features.



The business/sales page: (yea this is the deal, am very sure thousands have what to sell online, so I needed to carefully think about this to prevent abuse and scams)


I love this section – A company/ business/individual can sell online buy just creating a business page.
How it will works – There will be different category in this session, Those that want to sell digital products and physical product.

For all method/type of sale page created, who ever is creating it can choose which payment method should appear, they will never receive payment directly!!!

Payment will be sent to us, and if after the stipulated time frame, no disputation from the buyer as against what promised buy the seller, then payment will be sent to seller. This page will have ecommerce system enabled, one item page selling and many more. Users don’t have to learn any code at all, will just select yes/no to add any online payment module.

Let me quickly explain this - If the seller has in what I will call ‘Refund Agreement’ as:

-10 days money back guaranteed (Minimum of 7 days)
-If it’s a software and the seller says “This software will extract 30 times daily” and the software extracts only 20 times daily, the buyer can request for refund, within the stipulated period

Refund will cost the buyer some percentage
Also if money gets paid to the seller, we will also charge some percentage also.






The main essence of the site is the sales page/business page stuff and blogging, the personal/business pages is just to increase the number of participants at the site, and it could serve as a directory.



So a user will be able to build a business page, also build different sales pages, or an ecommerce store.



MY MAIN AIM
You can browse all sales pages on the site, and anyone can shop safely without fear of scam from any Adam Or Eve.





HOW THE SITE WILL MAKE MONEY
Since registration is free and it’s free to create anything, sales page, personal business or anything, so I see thousands already on the network if properly advertised.


First income opportunity – From all transactions, both refund and successful payment sent to seller. (don’t underrate the income here)

Second income opportunity – Maximum space allocated to each businesses: if not careful some persons are ready to upload over 50g of files and they will tell you that they are selling na. Every account will have a limit of maximum total files allowed, if user has exceeded the number of disk space allowed, then he/she can buy additional space (and pay yearly)
This will be very small and affordable, will not exceed N5,000 yearly


Third income opportunity – We will have premium accounts, VIP and ordinary users. I will talk more about this later


Fourth income opportunity – ADVERTISING –

I so much love this – If we now have the traffic, people are creating pages and the site’s name is every where, then definitely advertisers will be our friend
The advert will be very efficient, cos the advertiser will only choose where he wants his/adds to appear, either a cement blog or a blog that writes about farming.

Also the bloggers will shares some percentage from the income, to make more people want to write, they also get paid per clicks from advertisers who advertise on their blog category, or per impression.
So the advertising income opportunity, is both for those blogging and us, the percentage will be decided by the shareholders.


Ay body interested at all I just dey type since?

NEXT - I WANT TO SHARE THE FOLLOWING.

Cost involvement
How many persons i would love to raise the capital
How we will all know the income statement daily, infact every minute
How every share holder will be a part of the admin if wished
How transparent its gonna be


Good News - Since am a web developer, design/development becomes easier!!!


Interests?

INTERESTED! Will contact you

Gboliwe: So, the DG thinks he has done a good job? After how much and how long? SMH. Too much mumu people in this country.

after insulting yourself....

So, I can go and get my temporary Id changed anytime from next month? Hopefully, it will work out.

you still want to go ahead and change it, now who be the real mumu?

evil relligion

uch12: it is God-given and God-sustained gift and birthright of a free born Igbo man everywhere to excel in commerce and entrepreneurship. WORD!!

N'uwa mu ozo mu ya abulili onye anambra, ndi IFEA..
Shizzlestar nwanne nke mu top of d morning. Umu Omanbala n'nee oliseh biko dubelu mu unu ma muah bukwa Uchenna.

Udo di excess n' Omanbala..

Ututu oma ada nne, Nice day ahead!