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vankelvin:
At this point I can safely say Kenya has a weak electoral system.

Ordinary election and it is taking you eternity to finish counting, which kinda yeye election bi dis one?
Are you guys having some calculation challenges or what? Even China won't use 7 days to finalize their election results.

Hold on. Shut that banku mouth for a moment!

Elections were done on 9th. The same 9th, all the politburo, media stations, minions, and international media houses had the results.

What is the point here?

IEBC is trying to hold a ground for nego before an unpredictable nightmarish announcement takes place! They have 7days to verify and announce the results; that is something which can be done with due diligence and meticulously within a day.

FYI, this is a war between a very dangerous man and the deep state. Things have to be done carefully to avoid rendering the country into tatterdemalion( as result of violence)

Thus say, we have held all other elections within a day or two - and both were successful.

Don't be in a hurry to spew information out of ignorance.

[quote author=rvp2018 post=115704167]You were trying to flog her as some sex object appeal - an old post menopausal women that can only impress 75yr old men like Raila. You were actually asking folks here to admire her beauty and virality. Your AZIMIO are crazy.[/quote]I have zero s*xual appeal on her. I posted her pics for old guys and youngings like @saddam & @Tayser who love thighs to see

rvp2018:
There are many - infact most of UDA are very young, educated and smart.

Our next women Rep's under 30s of age
Bomet,Meru,kirinyaga,Nandi and muranga .

UDA Cynthia Muge, 29 yrs, Women Rep Nandi County,
Linet Chepkorir Toto, 25 yrs, Women Rep Bomet
28-year-old Jane Njeri Maina has been elected as Kirinyaga Woman Representative
30yr old Betty Mana - Muranga county women rep

Meanwhile you're still getting a hard-on from a 57yr old woman. My mother is about 61yrs. She is my mother agemate

Congrats on electing youths!

Azimio doesn't care about age or gender; we go for brain & track record! You can be a woman or a youth but ignorant and obtuse of the task given.

So your point holds less water.

Before I forget: passaris is Old and "beautiful" , she's the people's choice. it doesn't matter whether she's 100yrs, you hate her, or you didn't expect her to win. I said the above to say this: swallow the pain(bitterness) in peace, my guy. Accept she won and get rid of these petty sentiments.

rvp2018:
UDA has elected many young women - under 30s - Not that old gold digging socialiate bimbo. I dont know why Nairobeans elected her.

This day Miguna Miguna completely destroyed her.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ddTtWSkSqm4

Don't preach morals when your mighty contester was trying to twerk herself to a top seat.

Morals should be out of the picture.

Care to mention one YOUTH? or a woman in 20s elected by your udaku and propaganda team?

Also, how is electing a woman a thing? They worked their @ss to the top seat, it has nothing to do with anything.

Saddamochieng00:
She is dusted. Allow me to pass her over to my good friend mtis.

Back to you @mtis .

rvp2018:
Dude she is 60yrs or something like that - Raila's girlfriend - why would you be admiring a post-menopuasl woman.

Have I really admired her?

Nairobi woman rep.

Esther muthoni passaris.

@saddam. Your things

rvp2018:
Luos transffered from Kibra to Langata after 2017 - but we got governor and pork. Keep Langata and the Kibra slum.

But Major ethnic tribe in in Lang'ata is kikuyus & Luhyas? What the hell are you talking about bro?

I believe majority of Luos votes in kibera. Lang'ata is way different.

I foresee chaos, disaster, confusion, war... Everything! At this time, I won't utter any word.

It's bad.

Tension is mounting. Deep state is overworking while Ruto is not taking any chance for granted.

I don't see Uhuru handing power to the mighty thief from sugoi - if in case he rigged to win.

On the other hand, Baba the 5th has all evidence for a win. All tallied votes puts baba ahead. Including international sources like Reuters and BBC.

ProblemChild1:
I will be patiently waiting. All the best to you guys.

Fingers crossed.

StivoH2022:
Nation is almost done with tally....the first screenshot was earlier today the other one is minutes ago, you can see the time up there....look at the trend

Check if the current IEBC numbers tally with previously conjured mount Kenya votes.

rvp20182:
kk has majority in both houses and will the presidency but you're free to wait for chebukati to hand Ruto n Rigathi their certificate early tomorrow

NOPE! only senate. In MP positions, KK is lagging. In governorship, you have the stats already. Azimio is leading.

Tomorrow will tell it all.

ProblemChild1:
Abuja is doing well. But am currently in Anambra state. How about your candidate. Hope he’s wining

Awsome

My candidate is winning big.
The tallying and verification is probably ending this night. So by tomorrow evening, we will know who the president is.

Stay tuned.

ProblemChild1:
Sammy is only using that picture to defend himself. I believe that picture is stevoh. It was once posted here by joraind. You should just ignore him bro and focus on the kenya election

Point taken.

How is Abuja?

samorobo:
Stupid pig,I have waited for this election dust to settle so you have to split your attention of getting e-whipped.

Stupid,big headed kikuyu pig.

@problemchild1. See your effect.

You gave this DUNDER head a room to display his cognitive disability.

It's funny that this b0koharam skeleton can actually string along with this picture - which he downloaded from Google then claim it's me.

My guy kurupto AKA problemchild1, do you think this zombie is straight in the head?

Tayser:
So far Azimio has 134 MPs against 120 for Yuda. The gap will only grow wider. Rvp was predicting a whitewash.

The only post where they have outsmarted Azimio is in senate. The rest; from governorship to MPs is all painted Blue. From these few pointers, how do you expect UDAKu to take the lead?

Updates:
I've been busy since yesterday, and now I have to update you on the current UDA conjured stats and rigging in key areas.

As Anticipated, UDA would by All means try to rig. They have been waiting for a hiatus to conjure their 52% formulated arithmetic; which they have been peddling on Twitter( notoriously by itumbi & Ndii.) 200 attempts of hacking IEBC server by YUDA has failed terribly.
I also hear that Gachagua has been paying clerks in the mountain; to enter results in favor of UDA - it has failed terribly under thorough scrutiny by IEBC officials & Azimio chief Agents.

We won this thing the first day. We're now eying and facilitating the tallying & verification process because UDA fanatics are capable of doing anything illegal anytime. Mega inauguration of baba the 5th awaits

Tayser:
Age is just a number bro . Lets finish with the presidential results first then his other fake numbers from MPs to Governor's will also come crashing down. Who do you think has the majority in Senate and Parliament? Governors? I understand Ruto is busy looking for every avenue to dispute the results. Soon as Chebukati declares we can be sure to be treated to another free episode of Suits/Better Call Sal at the supreme court.

Age is indeed just a number. I told him perhaps his brain cells might have expired already( Dark humor. ) - now I can see.
In Nairobi alone, FI, we have like 80% of both jubilee and ODM Mps combined.

Senator: ODM
Woman rep : ODM

It's bad for sugoi man.

Tayser:
Just see the difference.

George Njoroge - CEO African Data handlers, the largest data handling firm in Africa, is the head of data at Azimio National Tallying center.

Dennis Itumbi, a blogger, is the head of UDA cyber cafe tallying center.

Njoroge is even mocking Chirchir for us ing such cheap tactics.

He's the man who came up with the previous 51% Rao victory from 97% form 34A. By the time UDA minions were celebrating their early win, Azimio had already recived a winning confirmation from Him - Real data scientist, who compiled all form 34A within a split of secs.

Itumbi is just a Twitter influencer. Not smart.

Tayser:
Where will Rvp hide tonight? Where will he get the moral fiber to wake up tomorrow and face us?

He said we will cry coming 9th of August. We should learn to respect our elders...

I don't know how he's going to revive his dignity

Tayser:
Chirchir was taken from his house very early in the morning and is in custody. Ruto's team is desperate to add votes to the system.

Itumbi and Ndii are not anywhere to be seen. Probably, they are in ICU - because they know they have lost it.

Chirchir can't outsmart some hackers from Azimio.

Let's wait for our genius's submission.

NTSA:
I just feel something is not right..it's a wait and see situation.
Tuju was on NTV, very positive about IEBC as and the job done... That can only mean Raila has won.. I think he would know before contradicting his boss who we expect to say the election was not fair if he does not win.
Veronica maina of UDA accompanied by the likes of akina kuria was also at bomas and her body language can tell something is not right.

Don't worry brother, as we're still waiting, You can share 90% of those emojis with your elder - grandmaster of guessmatics - the mighty Rvp.

I can't wait to add more laughing emojis after baba is officially declared a winner.

From this point, I don't think you'll see Rvp's moniker anytime soon.

UDA has lost it; they have tried to hack the system( with Chirchir as their brain) but who Is Njoroge? The genius of IT. He just unhacked the hacker.

UDA is going home.

rvp2022:
Why are Azimio so afraid to tabulate and calculate; Because Ruto has won it.
You guys have long faces in Bomas because you've lost

My senator is normally a serious dude

Forms 34A from polling stations received as at 11:51am.....11/8/22 46,153/46,229 with total votes of 14,277,542
Total Turnout 14,300,423
WSR-7,358,499 51.7%
RAO- 6,845,142. 48.01% Others - 0.29%
76 polling stations to go... Form 34A.

Azimio so far yet to release any data since their last attempt to fake data.

DATA IKO HAPA - free for entire world.
https://forms.iebc.or.ke/#/

You can even download the entire dataset zipped - 10GB

Not accurate!

From the 0.28%, you get 41,404.8718
Ruto plus Rao total gives us 14,203,641 then add 0.29% of wajax and mwaure, where it takes us to 14,244,***. Meaning, 33k is not there. Spoilt votes currently stands at 0.12% pf total votes. That is more or less 20k - where is 13k.?

Itumbi's data is waay off with a deficit of 200 and something K.

Other UDA bloggers have their fake data. So who is who? Who should we believe?

Latest updates; with 1.3M votes remaining
Ruto: 49.12%
Rao 49.7%

Malaba which is Rao's stronghold is yet to submit like 80% of their results.

Tayser:
He was way off the mark. From all appearances we shall know the winner tomorrow. IEBC wont announce at night.

Absolutely

NTSA:
Apparently the kits failed during voting but were functioning during submission .

When I see you I see 15k gone

Failed kits have affected Azimio votes more than it has for UDA.

rvp2022:
The most credible results/projections points to this 52 v 47 - with 1% for others.

Thank goodness it's a mere projection with almost 300k deficit from the total votes.

At this moment, no one can take any UDA data seriously.

Baba the 5th.

rvp2018:
You're following Macharia whose is deeply invested in Raila

Nope! I have been streaming the results from both stations.

Latest updates:
Citizen(6.5M) - Rao 50.8%
Ruto 47.9%
NTV (8M votes) - Rao 50%
Ruto 49%

Bloodofthelambo:
its taking long. over here just a little over 24hours the winner will be declared

The heat is too much. Tension is mounting.

But We have the results already. 97% of all submitted form 34As puts Raila at a 51% lead. Rvps and other UDA bloggers have gone mute. They know they have lost this thing.

But we're waiting for an official IEBC report(probably tomorrow) before we verify all Info.

But as things are; going by IEBC website, The old man is leading.

Wuoche:
Tell him to check if Itumbi is breathing.
UDA propagandists declared Aisha Jumwa the winner at midnight but what's happening now is surprising them.

He's massaging his feelings. The heat is too intense.

Tayser:
Bro your prediction was pretty close Baba is headed for a 52 % win.

Yes yes... Rvp's data was off and by far. Did he predict 55% win?

rvp2018:
Kenya Election Update
Media tallies - very slow.
Standard
https://www.standardmedia.co.ke/2022elections/
Ruto 1,505,232 55.87%
Raila 1,172,013 43.87%


Nation
https://nation.africa/kenya/elections/presidential
Provisional Presidential Results as at 1330hrs

William Ruto - 51.19% (1,566,608 votes)
Raila Odinga - 48.16% (1,473,795 votes)
George Wajackoyah- 0.43% (13,221 votes)
David Waihiga-0.22% (6,757 votes)
http:///2QEKbPT

Media is 3hrs ahead of your data. We're now doing 3.7M. Your source is a paltry 3.0M. Add 700k to your stats then let's move from there.

Currently, we're in 49.4 vs 49.1 Rao ruto. With Ruto having submitted all his strongholds.

Remember at 3M votes, Ruto was doing 51% while Raila 48%. Things are now changing. Raila is on his way to my earlier predicted 52% win. Once he starts leading, there is no going back.

rvp2018:
This a recap of 2017 when Raila folks cooked data and presented as official results; They made maDVD read it.

The DEAD GIVE AWAY - Turnout. That 12.6M was turnout as 4pm - by devices that were online and reporting - with one 1hour to go.

This rubbish I have seen Azimio pushing on twitter. The entire Azimio is run by bunch of morons who cannot add or substract...

The real turnout is around 15m...this based on projecting based on ACTUAL RESULTS

You're forgetting one thing: system interference.
In 2017, we hijacked the system and formulated the 54/44 algorithm. MDVD and his team were so certain about the win- until midnight when the system was confiscated from IEBC.

This year, things are different. Election integrity was IEBC's top priority.