₦airaland Forum

croSStodds:
hot and sexy? I'm so giggling hysterically at these epithets used to tag the cognomen above because the whimsical figure and mediocre looking face is apparently nowhere near the epithets' connotation.all I see is an archetype of shapelessness rollicking in a pool of mediocrity who as a result of empty flattering,accolades and appraisals is seeing herself as an embodiment of beauty.truth to be told without any modicum of hate,you're not that good looking talkless of being beautiful.don't let 'em decieve you with those lame eulogies,I'm sure of the fact you appear middlingly fresh after covering those ugly looking black spots and pus secreating acne with six layers of foundation and those cheap Mary Kay powders.shit!

Ursino:
What sexy about that big tummy with spots on it? Mtchew!

Ursino:
What sexy about that big tummy with spots on it? Mtchew!

shizzy7:
Ive not seen any Jet ooo..

Omo, I don tire, I can't watch the match all because of my mom's telemundo. I've tried every possible trick she no gree... will have to follow you guys on NL now.....

Trinxie:
Lilian's Friend: Lilian darling, i'll arrange a really good makeup artist for your wedding.
Lilian: Never mind dear, my mother-in-law's twin sister's cousin's aunt's dog owner's grandpa's wife is a makeup artist(kinda)
(on wedding day..........)

NaijainTexas:
The makeup really is not good. I know everyone has their personal tastes, but this one is really caked on. Masks her actual beauty; even doesn't blend with her neck. I'm assuming it's heavy to photograph well, but it doesn't even achieve that.

My main thing is the eyebrows, they should not look so strictly drawn on. Truly, good makeup artists should have the eyebrows look neat and as close as possible to how brows grow out of the face. I can't wait until this horribly over-drawn fad goes out of style. We will look back at some of these makeup trends in a few years and grimace.

Lillian sef, she will look back at her traditional pics in a few years and regret this makeup.

kennygee:
This is hilarious.

It is not every day you hear that a woman beats her husband,

The reverse is the usual case.

Yesterday, my sister told me one of our neighbors and her husband had a misunderstanding, when the woman cited him coming home with a Koboko, she ran into the house and locked the door.

When she noticed her husband climbing the tree into the window, she ran out of the house into another neighbor's house.

Makes you wonder if they love each other and how jobless and extreme a man can go just to beat his wife.

EggovinMma:

Ogene biko!

The wife must be related to mike fuccking Tyson!
He must be a coward for refusing to train his children after 6 children! Irresponsible and lazy men usually accuse their wives of mothering a bas.tard. That woman deserves a big bottle of Gulder, the Ultimate! !!


SAY NO TO DOMESTIC VIOLENCE! !!

Did I contradict myself?

Zellie:
This Buhari's government sef

osedvgirl:
beautiful/ugly face

osedvgirl:
beautiful/ugly face

evegran:
Awww. We thank the gods!

evegran:
And you guys dunno what we girls want. It's funny how guys are always so quick to say they want this, they want that. Mtchewwwwwwwww!

BrownCookie:
Ok na...
Lets go there
Op,pictures will serve better.

kYjelly2:
a beautiful yansh, spotless light skin yansh with pink yansh hole and strawberry smell but i can manage lemon

kYjelly2:
a beautiful yansh, spotless light skin yansh with pink yansh hole and strawberry smell but i can manage lemon

evegran:
It's "always had".
How come you didn't post her picture if it's true?

osedvgirl:

LaRochelle:
If I reply in the positive to either, you or others may say I'm famzing. So, pick one for yourself or ignore them both.

LaRochelle:
People can badmouth sha. It's true that she has prominent forehead, but who doesn't have that one flaw in physical appearance? The folks saying she's not pretty, you don't know what's up. I think she's even prettier in real life than in pictures; even without makeup, she's attractive to the sight. And by the way, she was really born in 1994. She's almost a year older than I am. She's also smart. Let the hating stop. Ejoo.

PS: I'm not famzing her. Of the Greatest UITES! Great! Ever Conscious UITES! Great! Greatest Gbogbo! Greatest Gbagba! Greatest Shinwon! Great!

vivianblog1:
Eat shit ..... Busssssuuuuuuu

vonn:
Anambra always repping

90love:
Why would it hurt anyone if I refer to myself as 'East African beauty' and is it wrong to marry a handsome man? Because I find him handsome doesn't mean every girl will. Please read and understand well before replying anything it would have been easier for to to pass by silently than making invalid points.

Ab025:
Well, from your write-up, it seems you married a lazy man who has never really struggled for himself in life.

But I also blame you, because you noticed all these about ur man but you never really addressed it or grasped the side effects but was consumed by luv. One must learn to address such issues whenever in luv.

Well, the good thing is that marriage is defined as an ongoing negotiation by many people, so guess what, you can still talk things out with your husband. Work on that. Sit him down and talk things out with him.

My best advice? Print this your post out on paper and present it to your husband, After all, this is how you feel inside...

kestolove95:
Dix one no b work for nairalanders abg..

Sommyangel:
Bleach on dearies, the sky is ur limit

Edoblakky:
I wish I knew your man to give him a book he needs to read on how to delay his ejaculation. He needs to master his puboccocygeous (PC) muscle. This is the same muscle he uses to stop or hold back urine. He needs to master how and when to use the PC muscle to delay ejaculation until you are fully satisfied. But this muscle needs to be trained to achieve the desired result. I wish I could open a thread to teach men how to effectively use this muscle irrespective of their joystick size to satisfy their wife.

LaraiBoluwaji:
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echobee:
I dont have

halfrica:
yes am cheating u

U guys are usually sexually attracted to curvy girls with the right edges even if a guy his impotent he tries to erect a bit even gays bang curvy girls at times

Curvy girls or well shaped girls are irresistible

Nd av come to realise that sex nd sex drive for guys is a mental thing for girls emotional thing thats why u guys can fuckkk any girl witout feelings so if a guy is nt mentally feelin u wit ur body shape nd all *a man is moved by what he sees* so is his sex drive

halfrica:
Bae u gat mad curves?
Work on ur sef nt on ya man he myt
Nt b sexually attracted to u ok


Either u try to b sexy,or u just quit sexxx. Must u giv him sexxx on his birthday ow bou havin a simple nice time nd evaluate ur man nd commend him bou his previous attitude over d last years, talk to him on how he can be a better man then all things would be added onto him even sexxx drive cos ur man wud b like i value my woman so mch to satisfy her in all places,ways and means

Bt wen u tink of mostly sex he wud loose his sex drive cos it seems dats all u av to offer



It might shock u to kno dat a the man u complaining bou his sex drive is banging anoda girl who commends his sex drive *EVERYTHING IN LIFE IS RELATIVE*
babe u need a grammar check!though I don't agree with most of 'ur points!

echobee:
Handsome woman