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i dey lafffffff ooooooo |
The op and the mod are the same. ENJOYING. Hmmmmm |
Look gal, as far as its not a rape u've got notin to complian of. S3x is a mutual concept tin. |
Shittt Happens |
4-1 |
Yahaya 4-0 |
Man u fans how market nah, shey aje bugba je? |
gooooooooooooooaaaaaaaaaaaaallllllllllllllllll 4-1 |
Kelechi is d booooooooyyyyyy |
half time |
Nig2-1mex |
Mod, front page pls. |
I'LL MISS YOU GUYS. BOSS AND SON AKEEM KINGSLEY SAMSON CHIJIOKE(picture not included)
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Tanx Mai Pride |
Just want to know peeps, if a married man can be the bestman at a wedding. |
Guys, just wondering if its normal or abnormal to experience pre-€jaculation during intercourse. |
Dnt know where to post ni. |
Era condom e dobo oooo.... |
50 Things Everyone Should Know 1. The word “queue” is the only word in the English language that is still pronounced the same way when the last four letters are removed. 2. Beetles taste like apples, wasps like pine nuts, and worms like fried bacon. 3. Of all the words in the English language, the word ‘set’ has the most definitions! 4. What is called a “French kiss” in the English speaking world is known as an “English kiss” in France. 5. “Almost” is the longest word in the English language with all the letters in alphabetical order. 6. “Rhythm” is the longest English word without a vowel. 7. In 1386, a pig in France was executed by public hanging for the murder of a child 8. A cockroach can live several weeks with its head cut off!Human thigh bones are stronger than concrete. 9. You can’t kill yourself by holding your breath 10. There is a city called Rome on every continent. 11. It’s against the law to have a pet dog in Iceland! 12. Your heart beats over 100,000 times a day! 13. Horatio Nelson, one of England’s most illustrious admirals was throughout his life, never able to find a cure for his sea-sickness. 14. The skeleton of Jeremy Bentham is present at all important meetings of the University of London 15. Right handed people live, on average, nine years longer than left-handed people 16. Your ribs move about 5 million times a year, everytime you breathe! 17. The elephant is the only mammal that can’t jump! 18. One quarter of the bones in your body, are in your feet! 19. Like fingerprints, everyone’s tongue print is different! 20. The first known transfusion of blood was performed as early as 1667, when Jean- Baptiste, transfused two pints of blood from a sheep to a young man 21. Fingernails grow nearly 4 times faster than toenails! 22. Most dust particles in your house are made from dead skin! 23. The present population of 5 billion plus people of the world is predicted to become 15 billion by 2080. 24. Women blink nearly twice as much as men. 25. Adolf Hitler was a vegetarian, and had only ONE testicle. 26. Honey is the only food that does not spoil. Honey found in the tombs of Egyptian pharaohs has been tasted by archaeologists and found edible. 27. Months that begin on a Sunday will always have a “Friday the 13th.” 28. Coca-Cola would be green if colouring weren’t added to it. 29. On average a hedgehog’s heart beats 300 times a minute. 30. More people are killed each year from bees than from snakes. 31. The average lead pencil will draw a line 35 miles long or write approximately 50,000 English words. 32. More people are allergic to cow’s milk than any other food. 33. Camels have three eyelids to protect themselves from blowing sand. 34. The placement of a donkey’s eyes in its’ heads enables it to see all four feet at all times! 35. The six official languages of the United Nations are: English, French, Arabic, Chinese, Russian and Spanish. 36. Earth is the only planet not named after a god. 37. It’s against the law to burp, or sneeze in a church in Nebraska, USA. 38. You’re born with 300 bones, but by the time you become an adult, you only have 206. 39. Some worms will eat themselves if they can’t find any food! 40. Dolphins sleep with one eye open! 41. It is impossible to sneeze with your eyes open 42. The worlds oldest piece of chewing gum is 9000 years old! 43. The longest recorded flight of a chicken is 13 seconds 44. Queen Elizabeth I regarded herself as a paragon of cleanliness. She declared that she bathed once every three months, whether she needed it or not 45. Slugs have 4 noses. 46. Owls are the only birds who can see the colour blue. 47. A man named Charles Osborne had the hiccups for 69 years! 48. A giraffe can clean its ears with its 21-inch tongue! 49. The average person laughs 10 times a day! 50. An ostrich’s eye is bigger than its brain What’s the strangest factoid you know? Share it with us in the comments below! www.finerminds.com/mind-power/funny-factoids/ |
Real Madrid sign Bale for world record fee Los Blancos have finally announced the arrival of the Wales international, who has usurped new team-mate Cristiano Ronaldo as the game's most expensive player Sep 1, 2013 7:05:00 PM Real Madrid have confirmed the signing of Gareth Bale from Tottenham Hotspur for a reported €100 million. The Wales international succeeds new team-mate Cristiano Ronaldo as the game's most expensive player after penning a six-year contract with the Liga giants. Bale, who will be officially unveiled as a Madrid player at a press conference at 13:00CET on Monday, first came to prominence as a 16-year-old with Southampton before joining Tottenham in 2007. The then full-back initially struggled at White Hart Lane but he flourished after being converted into a winger, winning the PFA Players' Player of the Year in 2010-11. Bale collected the same prize last year, after scoring 26 goals in 44 appearances in all competitions. His fantastic form was not enough to earn Spurs a place in the Champions League but the 24-year-old will now feature in the competition this season after finally completing his drawn-out move to Madrid. m.goal.com/x/en/news/4213730 |
Real Madrid sign Bale for world record fee Los Blancos have finally announced the arrival of the Wales international, who has usurped new team-mate Cristiano Ronaldo as the game's most expensive player Sep 1, 2013 7:05:00 PM Real Madrid have confirmed the signing of Gareth Bale from Tottenham Hotspur for a reported €100 million. The Wales international succeeds new team-mate Cristiano Ronaldo as the game's most expensive player after penning a six-year contract with the Liga giants. Bale, who will be officially unveiled as a Madrid player at a press conference at 13:00CET on Monday, first came to prominence as a 16-year-old with Southampton before joining Tottenham in 2007. The then full-back initially struggled at White Hart Lane but he flourished after being converted into a winger, winning the PFA Players' Player of the Year in 2010-11. Bale collected the same prize last year, after scoring 26 goals in 44 appearances in all competitions. His fantastic form was not enough to earn Spurs a place in the Champions League but the 24-year-old will now feature in the competition this season after finally completing his drawn-out move to Madrid. m.goal.com/x/en/news/4213730 |
And this TRASH made front page? |
STAGED |
miteolu: Nigeria will play with 2nd position of grouf F on July 2nd. That is if the match ended like this.na lie, na 1st place we go play if we come 2nd. |
How many minutes remain abeg? |
The match too tay ooo |
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Correct PHOTO SHOP |
A very good art work. ;DA very good art work. |
Guys, a close friend of mine jst caught his wife having extra marital affair. Is there anyone with a similar experience in d house? |