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Romance / Re: This Is The Kind Of Man All Ladies Want ( Photo) by ShortBass(f): 6:10pm On Aug 23, 2015
Even the picture had to be edited, which goes to show that no REAL man in their right sense would go around picking fights with lions. No funcking way!!
Romance / Re: Side Chicks, TELL US!! by ShortBass(f): 3:09pm On Aug 16, 2015
scribble:
Not only when wife is on period o


But women wicked o. One soup for an eternity....


U wan kill man pikin


Listen babe they're just a harmless distraction that even helps us love wife better

If I give my side #10k, then as a rule I must give my wife at least 3Ok just so I can fulfill all righteousness


They're no harm to you at all

They're no harm until they get emotionally attached, mmmm, u'll see flames.
Romance / Re: Side Chicks, TELL US!! by ShortBass(f): 3:08pm On Aug 16, 2015
scribble:



U wan spoil market for us abi


There are enough decent girls out there...

Let the ones that want to do the job, do it because somebody has to do it

Or you want transgender to start selling in Nigeria or what?
grin u dey kill me o
Romance / Re: Side Chicks, TELL US!! by ShortBass(f): 12:58pm On Aug 16, 2015
jomile:
good question

That one's sad hey. Then both women are losing there.
Romance / Re: Side Chicks, TELL US!! by ShortBass(f): 12:57pm On Aug 16, 2015
funlord:
undecided

No need 2 thank me! It was highly regrettable!

Typical Nigerian. *as I braid my hair in a Nigerian hair salon*
Romance / Re: Side Chicks, TELL US!! by ShortBass(f): 11:16am On Aug 16, 2015
AfroKnight:
Side chicks usually start off wanting to spend the dude's money without loving him. Dude is happy with the arrangement cos he gets a sex partner in the deal. Win win.

Why are you complaining? Is your man threatening to convert his side chick to main chick?

I'm not complaining, just feel that sisters should value themselves more.
Romance / Re: Side Chicks, TELL US!! by ShortBass(f): 11:15am On Aug 16, 2015
Johnnoah1st:
ALL i see in ur ranting is a girl trying to console herself, a side chick just snatch ur boyfriend OR A GUY u serve as his side chicks just broke up with u huh?

Side chick tendencies. *refreshes TL*
Romance / Re: Side Chicks, TELL US!! by ShortBass(f): 11:13am On Aug 16, 2015
Romance / Re: Side Chicks, TELL US!! by ShortBass(f): 11:13am On Aug 16, 2015
funlord:
undecided


After looking @ your picture, you deserve 2 be a side chick! Just own it ehn! Such is life!

Dummy, who says it's always u on ur pro pic?! Thanks for taking the time to go through my profile.
Romance / Re: Side Chicks, TELL US!! by ShortBass(f): 7:39am On Aug 16, 2015
Mynd44:
What if the guy's sex game is on fleek and she does not mind? As long as she is happy, *shrugs*

When you don't realize that you're in pain all this time because this is what you believe happiness feels like. Ok...
Romance / Re: Side Chicks, TELL US!! by ShortBass(f): 7:36am On Aug 16, 2015
UnknownT:
What's the ratio of Female to Male? lipsrsealed

Apparently it's 2:1 but that's not reason enough.
Romance / Side Chicks, TELL US!! by ShortBass(f): 7:17am On Aug 16, 2015
Why do some women choose to be second best?!?!
A guy makes it clear that he has someone and u agree to be his side chick, sperm bucket, the one he runs to when his main woman is on her periods and you're ok with all this. In your peanut brains you believe that some day he'll leave her for you. WHY women? Why do we stoop THIS low in the name of "love?" Do you not value or love yourself enough to be single until someone better comes along? Are you so weak that your fear of being single overpowers you, that your sex drive is so strong that you can allow yourself to be used like this?!
Please, abeg, if a man wants you as a side chick, he's not that in to you undecided
Romance / Re: No Wife Material Girl On Nairaland by ShortBass(f): 9:55pm On Aug 01, 2015
myboy2010:
uhmm..he can also try turning d neck of time
grin
grin

Romance / Re: Advice To LADIES On Vaginal Tightness :) by ShortBass(f): 10:16am On Jul 30, 2015
hopeforcharles:
Alert ! Alert!! Alert!!! Masturbator on the prowl Girl beware, thats how they debase and destroys morals.

It has been biologically proven tongue
Google and read
Romance / Advice To LADIES On Vaginal Tightness :) by ShortBass(f): 9:13am On Jul 30, 2015
Ladies, ladies, ladies...
I recently discovered some ointment that is said to make vaginal muscles super tight and the creators claim that it makes your man give you more money because of how your vagina feels.

WAKE UP ladies, there's no such thing. The vagina is very sensitive and you're at risk of getting infections that might lead to cancer.
Getting your vaginal muscles tights is as easy as getting an ORGASM! Yes, an ORGASM!! Masturbate, rub on your clit until you get an orgasm, do not penetrate your vagin. This is the ultimate exercise for your pelvic wall because it stretches for many reasons.

Just pleasure yourself as much as you can and DON'T use these miracle creams tongue
Romance / Re: .......... by ShortBass(f): 4:17pm On Jul 27, 2015
Johnnoah1st:
BUT OYIN, dont u tink its high time u start acquiring atleast some small sense? CUS d level of ur stupidity is even scaring stupidity itself.

grin grin grin grin

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Romance / Re: Asking Men For Money. YES Or NO by ShortBass(f): 12:08pm On Jul 24, 2015
PunkyVeer:


LMFAO @ ghetto gold digger attitude. I learned a valuable lesson. Hands off the hair, especially if I paid for it.

Damn right. HANS OFF!!! grin
Romance / Re: Asking Men For Money. YES Or NO by ShortBass(f): 11:39am On Jul 24, 2015
PunkyVeer:


Hahaha. The thing is, these kind of girls know how to manipulate. They're not new to the game. I guess they know the right words, perfect timing & voila!!! It's a skill. I can't remember a time when a dude paid for my hair, but they're quick to grab it & make the threads loose lol. Some years ago I was so angry at this guy I was dating because I just did my hair & then during "you know what wink ) he pulled at my weave & it became loose on one side. MY money. So I was fuming when I got home & asked my cousin to fix it for me. She told me I was stùpid for not making him pay for it. Anyway, next time I met him & he started pawing my hair, I said- boetie please, not the hair! Can you imagine? He's stingy & yet he wants to mess up things I paid for. Nah.

grin! LMAO. You see right there, that part where he made my weave loose, I would put my "ghetto gold digger attitude" on and asked him to asseblief PAY for it!! I'm with your cousin on this one. Gosh, hair's expensive you know. Most black women need assistance to get their long in an instant and it's expensive!!! Honey, I'm in the sales industry, I can sell a product but when it comes to "marketing my product" I can't. Eish.
Romance / Re: Asking Men For Money. YES Or NO by ShortBass(f): 11:03am On Jul 24, 2015
PunkyVeer:


Tjo wena, I'm telling you. Girls ain't smiling out there. They go big while some of us settle for petty change lol. TBH, I wish I was like that too..be upfront. When I asked this neighbour of mine if she isn't shy when she makes financial demands on her men, she said they're also not shy when they ask for sex so why should she be shy to ask for what she wants from them. In a way it makes some sense. They're upfront, she's upfront, everyone's happy.

Sometimes you'll try this "upfront" shit and scare him off, lol, u just never know hey. Girls are going in hard out there, shu! I'll a few shots of tequilla before I dare do that. Lol, the regret when I sober up... Awemah!
Romance / Re: Asking Men For Money. YES Or NO by ShortBass(f): 10:40am On Jul 24, 2015
PunkyVeer:


LMFAO. We should take tips from these girls then.

We should hey. Mara I'd take toiletries and pay for them when we get to the till, lol, yeah, I've been called stupid a lotta times. People r getting paid boma R1500 nje, for just being a gf nje! Tjo!
Romance / Re: Asking Men For Money. YES Or NO by ShortBass(f): 10:18am On Jul 24, 2015
naijaboiy:
i'm just waiting for the girl that will come here and say. "I'm independent. I don't need to ask my man for anything"

Yet they will still say "I can't date broke guys"

Why the hell are you now dating guy who is financially stable if you won't need his money some day?

Such contradictions. undecided

Ey o! I'm waiting with you!
Romance / Re: Asking Men For Money. YES Or NO by ShortBass(f): 10:17am On Jul 24, 2015
tpiadotcom:



Who ?

Exclude yourself and sit your ugly ass down ---->_/
Romance / Re: Asking Men For Money. YES Or NO by ShortBass(f): 10:15am On Jul 24, 2015
sinestro24:


well am i lying.

that is a stone cold fact.

if you dont, another will definitely will

My aunt always says that grin
Romance / Re: Asking Men For Money. YES Or NO by ShortBass(f): 10:14am On Jul 24, 2015
PunkyVeer:
I'm also scared to ask a man for money but inside I expect him to give me money. Don't ask why because I also don't know where this expectation/entitlement is coming from. Must be a girl thing, I guess.

Over the weekend I was chatting with one girl who is my neighbour. Some months back she broke things off with the guy she was dating. Anyway, so she was telling me about how much she misses his money lol. The guy works for the air force, so he gets paid on the 15th. She said every 15 he used to deposit R1 500 to her bank account. Religiously. No whining. So I asked how she got him to do that. She said you start with the little things while the relationship is still fresh. Meaning, he's being groomed to give.

She then went on to give me an example about her new boyfriend. They've been dating for like a month or something. She said he asked her to accompany him to Clicks to buy toiletry. She said she let him go through the isles picking up the stuff he needed. While he was busy, she also picked up 4 items of her own & added them to his when they got to the till. I laughed so hard because, I'd be very embarrassed to do that. So I asked what he said when it was clear she expected him to pay for her cosmetics. She said he said nothing, just paid. One of the items was a make up kit worth R180+. Eish! Some girls! The guy is in now, no way out. She has him by the balls lol.

I also expect it, lol, but can't ask. A relative of mine is on her second car and she's never seen the bill of either car. Tjo! Lol, for me it's worse coz my man loves keeping a lot of cash around, I could easilly take and he wouldn't notice. I just can't!!
Romance / Asking Men For Money. YES Or NO by ShortBass(f): 8:40am On Jul 24, 2015
smileyHello, beautiful Africans

I'm confused about the whole "men providing" thing. What I've noticed is that women who claim not to ask men for money really do it secretely and pretend to be holier their though shaming those who do so openly. As some women would say, "we're having sex so he should give me money" another little thing that even the noblest women live by. Me, personally, am scared to death at even the thought of asking my man for money, it just doesn't feel right. How do men feel when women ask them for cold cash? Is it ok? Do you feel used? I know some men give it when they feel like it, but some just don't. Money really messes up good relationships.

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Romance / Re: How To Know A Witch On Facebook by ShortBass(f): 10:41pm On Jul 23, 2015
grin grin
donholy28:
op so dem witches from ur village don chase u enter face book...don't forget to keep us posted on how many u have identified

grin
Romance / Re: South African Woman Wants To Understand Nigerian Men by ShortBass(f): 10:37pm On Jul 23, 2015
soilsista:
Heeeeeeyi umsindo bo Dade and niyathukana shem cheesy yhoooo PunkyVeer angazi hey but let me try answering your questions. From the little experience I have...

Bona ba right shame, when they love they love and they will treat you well. You'll feel like uyindlovukazi, no lies. I've never jola'd nabo brother base Mzansi so I wouldn't know embarassed

Flames in that bathanda amanga heeeeeyi!! They love women shame and see nothing wrong with having more than one girlfriend. Mabaqeda bazokhala baxolise that's all they know.

ShortBass just make it clear that you're looking for fun so you're both on the same page. I hope I helped akere. Please excuse my Zulu

Thanks lovey. Angibafunu vele nje shem. Flames in HD though, lmao! Ngathi nje bazongi shaya libandi coz it's been over a year bangifuna.
Mzansi madoda all the way wink
Romance / Re: South African Woman Wants To Understand Nigerian Men by ShortBass(f): 1:16pm On Jul 23, 2015
Halimi24:

Calm down

I was just having fun

You quite pretty and calm

I'd like u to marry my senior bro

He is tall and handsome

I hope u are not as quarelsome as ur compatriot

Punky veneral diseases?
SIT DOWN-i->_/

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