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Celebrities / Re: VIDEO: See How Pastor Enenche Caught Lady Giving Fake Testimony In His Church by shortgun(m): 12:46pm On Apr 15
nifemi25:
The funniest part is that most fake testimony is been arranged by the pastors himself, in order to extort some members of the congregation
Abeg shut up, this is where they will see people like you.
The woman in question was just affected by stage freight, she never lied about having a law degree.
Pastor Enenche that we know will definitely issue an apology
Celebrities / Re: The American Lady Davido Was Kissing Confirms The Video Of Him Begging Is Real by shortgun(m): 11:12am On Apr 15
Nonsense!
What a man or woman does with his private life should be nobodys business

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Celebrities / Re: Drama As US Model Bonita Maria Upload Cozy Photo With Davido by shortgun(m): 7:38am On Apr 15
Stupid bloggers whats wrong in having many females?
1 woman will never be enough for a man
angry
Politics / Re: Where In Lagos Is This (picture) by shortgun(m): 8:12pm On Apr 14
Why are the buildings distorted and contorted?
Nonsense
angry

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Politics / Re: Video Of Captured Yoruba Nation Agitators. by shortgun(m): 2:52pm On Apr 14
Una do turn this thread to yoruba vs Igbo
Politics / Video Of Captured Yoruba Nation Agitators. by shortgun(m): 1:15pm On Apr 14
https://youtube.com/shorts/3oraWs5wlNI?si=Pcoy-eHTnOztLNzi
The hoodlums can be seen recieving merciless beating by some security officers.

Politics / Re: Obidients Flag Off One Borehole Project Per Community In Support Of Peter Obi by shortgun(m): 10:18pm On Apr 13
This goes a long way to show the quality of people that makes up the support base of his excellency Peter Obi unlike the supporters of a certain drug lord who are always hungry, angry and bitter.

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Politics / Re: Emefiele Released After Meeting Bail Conditions by shortgun(m): 7:09am On Apr 13
The dispatch rider is angry with the former CBN Governor, he said he was never tipped
Romance / Re: Can You State The Facts About Relationships Like This?(pix) by shortgun(m): 10:01pm On Apr 12
This is an anomaly, the best relationship is when the girl is at least 20 years younger than the man

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Sports / Re: 2 Draws Cut 1 Million Naira Direct. Combination Bet Won by shortgun(m): 9:58pm On Apr 12
Oga shut up this is not your game.
Na Morris get this game
angry

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Celebrities / Re: Bobrisky Sentenced To 6 Months In Prison: The Controversial Star's Legal Battle" by shortgun(m): 9:56pm On Apr 12
He/she deserves all it gets sad
Politics / Re: Lagos-calabar Highway Project Is A Highway To Fraud, Waste - Atiku by shortgun(m): 8:40pm On Apr 12
AbujaLagos:
really?
Yes
Politics / Re: Lagos-calabar Highway Project Is A Highway To Fraud, Waste - Atiku by shortgun(m): 9:38am On Apr 12
Tinubu is the most corrupt person alive today angry

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Politics / Re: New Nigeria Is Possible Borehole, Mediocre Remains Mediocre. by shortgun(m): 7:12pm On Apr 10
Nonsense post

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Romance / Re: How To Reduce Pennis Pain After Ejaculation by shortgun(m): 7:11pm On Apr 10
People feel pain in their penis after ejeculation

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Politics / Re: Peter Obi: Borno State Governor Vows To Provide Solar-powered Boreholes by shortgun(m): 7:09pm On Apr 10
Thank you Peter Obi ☺️

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Politics / Re: Christ The King College Onitsha Beats US, Turkey Schools To Clinch WAC Award by shortgun(m): 3:45pm On Apr 10
Wow, congratulations to them.
Politics / Re: Lagos - Calabar Coastal Highway: Atiku Doesn't Understand Figures- David Umahi by shortgun(m): 11:32am On Apr 10
Atiku doesn't understand figures yet you can't prove he was wrong or provide any figures to counter his claims.
There's no economic benefit of that project, there are existing roads linking every part of the country; instead of spending 30% of the funds for the new road on the maintenance of the existing ones they will rather award a new road to create an avenue to loot the country to oblivion
angry

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Events / Re: My Dead Friend's Funeral Is Causing Problems by shortgun(m): 11:31am On Apr 10
Villa12:
the last time i checked, you're not on Forbes list even with your dirty money. I go lock all of una up until investigation is done. Na una kill that friend.
grin grin grin
People who were no where near the scene of a motor accident will be investigated and locked up for causing the accident?
Irrational beings exhibiting irrationality, such as yourself should be restrained in a cage to mitigate the harmful impact of your nonsensical ideologies on others. angry
Nonsense
Events / Re: My Dead Friend's Funeral Is Causing Problems by shortgun(m): 9:24am On Apr 10
Villa12:
you're lucky i am not one of your late friend family. You and your friends will be locked up and investigated. You're responsible for his death. Nobody can stop me, not even my father, mother, elder brother, elder sister. Nobody! Useless friends
Keyboard king Kong grin grin
If you see me for real life you go evaporate grin grin
Locked up for what crime exactly?
You watch too much nollywood don't confuse the movie world with reality.
Events / Re: My Dead Friend's Funeral Is Causing Problems by shortgun(m): 12:55am On Apr 10
westside365:



The so called friend no be your family member, you kon carry the Mata for head pass his family. I talk am, that burial organisation na there you go renew your power from the Ogboni or Blood money that i suspect you are. People who act like you always have a dirty secret or blood money. For your mind you go talk say this guy get me.
OK, I be ritualist carry police come arrest me.
Make i send you my address?
Romance / Re: Deleted. by shortgun(m): 12:25am On Apr 10
eepeepook:
Spoken like a true JSS 2 boy. Don't worry, when you grow up, you'll find out two working parents are the best way to maintain a home.
Nonsense! This is exactly what most lazy men who have failed in providing for their families will say. You expect a woman to feed you, clothe you, Pay your rent and still respect you.
Dey play grin grin

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Events / Re: My Dead Friend's Funeral Is Causing Problems by shortgun(m): 12:17am On Apr 10
dan4oster120:
I suspect that this group of friends who are planning on fun festival for their late young friend must have their hands in the death of their late friend and just want to celebrate the successful execution of their late friend in the wake keep... Police please do the needful for this wicked friends.
This is how you people go about making spurious allegations just to dent people's image. If I decide to take up this your senseless dumb accusation against my person you will be begging like a he-goat in heat. You better withdraw the accusation and tender an apology to me before I use you as a scapegoat.
Nonsense
angry
Events / Re: My Dead Friend's Funeral Is Causing Problems by shortgun(m): 12:10am On Apr 10
Juliearth:






His family members are right. Why hire a DJ for the wake keep of a man who died in his prime? That is very insensitive.
His family members are wrong. Do you think we lack places to have fun if it's fun that's our interest in the wake keep?
Personally, I can hire a dj to perform for me 365 days in a year so make una rest abeg.
Our late friend deserves the best he can get in his funeral and we as his friends are willing to make it happen.
BTW, his immediate elder brother has given us the go ahead to hold a proper befitting wake keep for him so every other mf can go n rot in in hell
sad
Romance / Re: Deleted. by shortgun(m): 11:02pm On Apr 09
eepeepook:
Only one party can’t maintain the family. Nobody marries liabilities in the form of housewives.
If you want your woman to remain faithful, fearful and accord you all the respect as the head of the home you must never allow her contribute funds to the needs of the house. You must remain 100% the provider.
The percentage of the amount a woman brings to the house is directly proportional to the amount of disrespect she will throw at you

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Romance / Re: Deleted. by shortgun(m): 10:50pm On Apr 09
Puss360:

You didn't answer my question? Should she have a job or be a full-time housewife?

She as a full time housewife reduces her chances of encountering men who she will choose over you.

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Romance / Re: Deleted. by shortgun(m): 10:27pm On Apr 09
Puss360:

Are you saying she should be jobless? As in , to be a full-time housewife?
Oga anything that takes your wife outside exposes her to the temptation of succumbing to the antics of men. She can't resist them all

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Romance / Re: Deleted. by shortgun(m): 10:16pm On Apr 09
This is the reason why your wife should not work angry
Anytime your wife steps out of the house countless men will woe her, many of them richer and more handsome than you.
It will be delusional for you to think she will resist all of them.

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Events / Re: My Dead Friend's Funeral Is Causing Problems by shortgun(m): 10:11pm On Apr 09
KillahPriest:
Immature kids una. You want to hold party for such a young man, please do so at a club or lounge instead of disrespecting his family and memory or are you happy he died without a wife and kids ?
Ok
Politics / Re: You Lack Power To Sack Abure - LP Tells NLC by shortgun(m): 9:19pm On Apr 09
The crises in the labour party has all the hand writing of Tinubu all over it from planting a stooge in the person of Apapa who was severally disgraced by many courts to the unconstitutional arrests and persecution suffered by Abure the Labour party chairman all in a bid to scuttle the chances of his excellency Peter Obi in the 2027 presidential elections
We all know Tinubu has a penchant for disregarding competent courts of records in the country

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Events / Re: My Dead Friend's Funeral Is Causing Problems by shortgun(m): 9:13pm On Apr 09
westside365:



Oga go sit down with your big mouth bla bla bla. Mtcheww. The way and manners you talk, I suspect you be Ogboni or Money ritualist. I suspect whatever means you are earning your money, it's not legal neither is it clean.
Poor man's mentality, anyone who's successful must be a ritualist angry
If you decide to do the funeral of your late friends like that of dogs that's your problem. As for me and my friends our late friend must be given a befitting wake keep that he deserves, you all can go and die angry
Events / Re: My Dead Friend's Funeral Is Causing Problems by shortgun(m): 9:08pm On Apr 09
prophetfire:
. You and your friends are compounded mumu , all of you.
Party over a young man that died tragically!!
Maybe it's even you people that killed him and wants to rejoice over his death.
Oga shut up abeg, are you wiser than all the pharaohs who pyramids were built to honor their passing?
You will just open mouth like Cow to spew garbage
. angry

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