₦airaland Forum

Elliot2:
This is a welcomed development! Education is not cheap! Besides, I really want governments at all levels to increase tax, electricity bills,school fees- I mean just anything that can be increased. That will help citizens to question governments expenditures and citizens voting behaviours. The era of collecting one cup of rice and one thousand naira from politicians to vote for them will soon be a thing of the past. shey most students like to form slay queens and king on campus and do not take part in national politics. Na now body go hear am!

NwaAmaikpe:



So Lazarus Morka is also an ass-licking pastor?

NwaAmaikpe:



Women are so heartless.
You are tired of the marriage now.


You were not tired of the marriage when your family gave him heavy marriage list.
You were not tired of it when he rented an expensive wedding hall,
You were not tired of it when you two snapped fancy prewedding pictures.
You were not tired of it when he brought you overseas.
You were not tired when he transformed you from a bushmeat to a human being.

Now he has made you a human being you are tired.
Now you have gotten your resident permit and you are tired.
Now he has made you attractive enough for other men you are tired.

My sister you must be joking.
Marriage is for better and for worse till death do you part.
If you must leave the marriage, then do the needful.
Pay back everything he has spent on you or wait for one of you to die.

Useless woman.

NgeneUkwenu:
Why Is Nobody Wearing Igbo Attire there? Evidence We are not represented on the board of NNPC.

This marginalization must stop!

#BoycottNNPC

kidman96:
You all should shut ur traps... There has been fuel scarcity in every administration sincere 1980s. And for those of you insulting this country you need to know that the problem with this country is you and I and those in power.... Get in ur vehicle and drive around Lagos for 3 hours you will understand what I am saying. Nigerians are criminal in nature only a few honest ones. The average Nigerian don't care how their actions affect their neighbours. Some days ago one of my staff who is in his 60s was given a N36,000 counterfeit Naira by a young man. Imagine people carrying on with the #freeevans campaign earlier this year and youths dying to protect or criticise criminal politicians who are being hounded by the EFCC. Before you blame the government take a look at yourself and the things you do in private when no one is watching. Every Nigerian is culpabe. Nigerians deserve what they get. Until they change their mentality there will never be change.

SIMPLYkush:
i am really enjoying this scarcity. I lured a milf over and banged her hairy pussy all for the sake of 1 litre fuel, isn't that amazing?

NwaAmaikpe:




This is so true but only a few will decipher the underlying subtle message hidden in that poster;

A woman is used to represent the successful category
While
A man is used to represent the unsuccessful category.

MORAL
No matter a man's wealth, exposure, intelligence or experience, a woman with a kpekus is ahead of him naturally. For instance; Ime 'Okon' Bishop vs Daniella Okeke.

Simply because all men are victims of the 'wetin man do man?' syndrome.

CONCLUSION
No woman with a kpekus should be unsuccessful. It is a master key to all of life's doors.

FortifiedCity:
Straight to the points, no time for sugarcoating words. If you are a lady and at least one person doesn't woo you or compliment you in a day, it means,

1. You are dirty: Guys like clean girls. If you don't get wooed, improve on your hygiene. You want me to tell you how to be clean, Call me "Babanla" and I will know you need to know how to be clean.

2. It means you are not attractive: An attractive lady always gets attention. You might be clean but simply unattractive. You want to be attractive, call me "Chairman" 5 times and I will tell you how.

3. Your village people have covered your face: Yes oo you might be pretty but your village people have spiritually turned your face to a masquerade so that nobody notices your beauty. You want to be free from this one, abeg no call me, call Baba God, this one pass me.

4. You are a smello: Has a guy ever come close to woo you but gradually walks by or pretends not to have wanted to speak to you. Aunty he perceived a smeellll....yuck. Bathe very well and use deodorants. Want to know more, Call me "Sugar" and I will know you need it.

5. You are always indoors: OK maybe you want to marry your gateman or Akpan your house boy. No problem. But if you don't want to, call me, "Igweee" and I will tell you what to do.

Babes see,I have the solution to all your problems, just be a good girl and you are good with me

chennycharm:
https://www.mbgnsilverbird.com/sites/default/files/MBGN-2017-Miss-Zamfara-Chinenye-Okonkwo.jpg

I am representing Zamfara State.

You can vote for me on instagram by clicking this link>> then like the picture you see there https://www.instagram.com/p/BYnoPSQBA26/

Go to facebook too and like and comment on my picture>> https://mobile.facebook.com/SilverbirdMBGN/photos/a.497867026973637.1073741834.134391599987850/1482358188524511/?type=3&refid=17&_ft_=top_level_post_id.1482358911857772%3Atl_objid.1482358911857772%3Apage_id.134391599987850%3Athid.134391599987850%3A306061129499414%3A2%3A0%3A1506841199%3A174632106097555164&__tn__=EH-R


You can also share the Instagram and Facebook link to your friends on social media.

Thanks, I appreciate.

adenuga360:
Craziest Nairalander of all time. Your comments are always funny and full of intellect.

galaxy15:
I'm just sad for Walcott, it will be eleven years in arsenal an no premiere league tittle. See Kante don chop 2 sharp sharp. Wise Fabregas ran away!

menwongo:
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