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Too funny to be true but it is, I bet if someone does same list for Nigerian musicians, it would be even more hilarious.

^^ I heard the Last Train out of Paris is actually the last train out of paris during the nazi era or something , Diddy is trying to think out of the box lmao,

@ Chiogo , ur album cover is for Luniz, those guys can do no wrong in my book.

You might want to check again,  it looks like a shoe,  so chika do you like a shoe shaped manliness?? lmao

@ Mama Gee

Whitney Houston - On a crack rolercoaster
Celin Dion - Everybody except Nigerians ( lol) are quite sick of her voice ( grating, boring, etc)
Madonna - Ok voice, gave Gaga her blueprint , not much going on in the music department.


The thing is that we have chosen cheap risque entertainment over quality and durable music so you have the likes of Lady Gaga, Rihanna, etc who are all a variation of the same person.

Have some of the albums (esp the No limit albums - dont ask me what I am doing with them lol ) and I made google my friend

They actually made it sound like Vocal was headlinning the show or something smh

@ Rapjunkie

Na so u hate MI reach/

She is quite good. Half Nigerian Half Irish.

The Israelis audacity knows no bounds, They are a very selfish people who will go any length to protect their interests and shut down criticism. They might have a had a case some decades ago but I am not quite sure they deserve that golden child treatment they get from most western countries currently.

^^ Abi na lie lol

Richard & Willie - Funky Honky, Nasty Ni**er


This would make Michael Richards, Don Imus, Dog the Bounty Hunter, Al Sharpton & Nas proud.

The Sensuous Black Woman Meets the Sensuous Black Man


Umm isnt this self explanatory!!

Ignoring that he is leaning on a Cadillac that is apparently floating in front of a cheap motel with a big booty girl leaning on him. Keith  is rocking a pink Kangol with matching pink and black speedos. Only Kool Keith, crazy mofo…

Babygirl from HWA – I’ll Put It On Ya

Now that’s more like it. One of the Hoes With Attitude (gotta love a justifiable excuse to call women hoes) with a lotta backside but no face. Babygirl was telling all you dudes out there “Holla At Me, I’ll Put It On Ya” with this album cover. Lace cat suit with her donkey visible? Check. Ugly backside face hidden so it doesn’t ruin the booty shot. Double check. Unfortunately, the future copies of this album had that nice Parental Advisory sticker hiding her backside and made the CD absolutely worthless.

HWA - Az Much Ass Azz U Want

Don’t even ask me that question. Until I saw these Hoes With Attitudes the answer was a lot. Now? You can keep all that backside. Well…maybe after a bottle or three of MD 20/20 or St. Ides Special Brew would these self proclaimed “hoes” look appealing of a good romp. Regardless, the name and album cover caught many people’s attention. But do I remember a single song these “hoes” ever had? Hell to the nah.

Luther Campbell - In The Nude

Look…another album that the cover truly surpasses all the music Luke has ever done. If this ain’t selling intimacy then I don’t know what is. Either way, looking at Luke in the tub with some unclothed honeys makes every man feel like they need to step their game up to be like the gap-toothed-booty-music phenom. My only question - what in f*ck is ol’ girl in the front so happy about? Doesn’t she just ruin the sexiness of the cover? Oh wait, another question - Did Luke f*ck all of them that night or did they just get out the tub and move along with their day after the last pic was taken? I’ll opt for the former.

This is probably my favorite cover of all-time. There isn’t a whole lot to it, just a gigantic fucking polar bear on a chain. Words can’t really do it justice. I just get this great visual of the man eating bear waking up, looking at the 3 foot chain, then ripping Kilo’s head off without even getting up. It may be too cold to be a hot day, but it’s never too cold to have a pet polar bear tear your flesh off.

Isn’t it baffling how the term “zip zap rap” didn’t catch on. Maybe, it has to do with the man slingin’ the slang; Devastating Dave, The Turntable Slave. Just check those leather nut huggers, you just know “zap” is covering up a mean moose knuckle. That isn’t the best part though, neither is the jheri curl mullet, it’s the mean mug and double point combo that really does it for me.

Lil Flip – The Leprechaun   I don’t know how this didn’t murder Lil Flip’s career before it even got off the ground. A fugging Leprechaun? Look, I get that they were trying to be clever with this cover and trying to play off the Lucky Charms cereal box, but some things just need to be left alone. That’s like Method Man recreating the infamous Lil Kim Hardcore album pose for his next Tical installment. This shite is George W Bush with down syndrome retarded.

Ok, so what do we have here? Some gangsta azz fools ready to set trip right? Upon closer inspection you’ll notice that this could be classified as the homo thug before the disease was widely spread. Note the arm draped over his man’s shoulder and how close his cheek is to his thugged out homeboy. If that ain’t the most gayest of gangster embraces then I don’t know what is. And is he holding this dude’s hand? Pause.

Let’s be honest, this cover isn’t all that bad except for…yes, fu.c.king dog! Why not a Pitbull, Rottweiler, German Sheppard or a Doberman? You know, something that looks the part when going for intimidation (though you would think a name derived from pirate slang would do the trick)? No Limit’s Skull Duggery instead opted for this small mut - which can’t weigh more than 15 pounds - give it some vampire teeth and some bright red eyes. If the giant looming skulls behind him don’t get’cha, rest assured the rabid squirrel dog will.

LOL This one always make me laugh, i can forgive people that made terrible album covers 10-15 years ago when technology wasnt great but this album came out last year!

Nothing says street cred like putting a “ho in check.” But nothing says street cred and promotes your athletic prowess like slam dunking “said ho” through a basketball hoop. In the business that’s referred to as the hoop and the harm.

* come on. It even features a rapper named Icey Hott.

Saying Jay is nothing without Dame is a no brainer. Jay stays making power moves and weres Dame?
Jay is one of the top three richest hip hop dudes ( Diddy and 50). Jay is the only one among the three who stays vacaying with his chick and still be on top, Last i heard about Dame, he was trying to ressurect Rocafella which is an epic fail in the making.

I tire oh,

This was a shoot out, I guess the police were lucky this time. The mexican gangs are very vicious most especially when it is the police.

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Jay signing Lil Ho Chin Minh doesnt really make sense musically unless of course there are other reasons we do not know.
Someone here was saying Jay z'S old is irrelevant, are u kidding me, where have been the last 6 months, did u just wake up from hibernation or something??

~^^^^^^^^^^ Dude are u speaking English??

@ Medjai,
Arent you posting on the wrong thread



The England team are on the plane to South Africa, when all of a sudden Wayne Rooney pipes up.

'Boss, why didn't you pick Theo Walcott?'

Fabio Capello calmly replies, 'Walcott didn't show the form required to make the squad- we have other wingers who will supply you Wayne'.

Rooney nods his head in agreement, but then frowns,

'But what about Joe Cole. He's injured all the time, and has done Bleep all this season. Why was he picked?'

'Ah,' Capello nods like a sage, 'Joe Cole has the ability to unlock any defence at the vital moment'.

'Definitely boss, you are right,' the rest of the squad mutter in agreement, 'But what the Bleep possessed you picking Emile Heskey'

Capello smiles knowingly, and hushes his voice,

'Heskey said if I didn't pick him, he'd fill in for John Terry while we are away.'

Nigerians love moaning,  Fact is the coach has made his decision which i believe is irreversible. We as fans now have to get behind the team, encourage them and hope for the best.