Nice One

This picture of the emir of katsina and his entourage admiring a traffic light in london sometime around the 1920s surfaced on Twitter.
I guess they are startled and amazed by the light and how it flicks or changes. Guess, then there was nothing like cars in the north not to mention tarred roads.
Did we even have electricity back then in Nigeria chai.

Am not a fan of RADIO BIAFRA.
But I heard NBC or a permanent secretary went on air to tell people they've jammed RADIO BIAFRA. and tell the president Buhari that they have brought down the transmission. But this morning my colleague was still listening to it. And I heard the guy who was broadcasting was bragging that they can't bring them down.




Link: Nigeria Broadcasting Commission Finally Bans Radio Biafra - Politics - Nigeria
https://www.nairaland.com/2451654/nigeria-broadcasting-commission-finally-bans

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These pastors will stop at nothing in their quest to kure people to their churches or programs.

Please Mr spider,
Tell us how much it will coat to raise a building like a 5bedroom duplex in Elelenwo port Harcourt. If one acquires land and fence it. How much will it cost from foundation to painting and finishing. Pls or do me a private message sire pls. I have a plan for something like that pls lemme know ur cost for such projects.

How many of us faced this as a youth Corp member?
Hilarious.....

Hmmm. This is serious

Let's ask her pussy how she take get there. Rubbish.
Teach our younger generation better things, science, development, good and healthy politicking, to be wonderful technocrats,
That hard work pays,
Not all this beauty pageant people bring up to cover up all the atrocities on earth and make do with young girls body all in the name of making you a queen for one year.


Well am not a hater. Kudos to her. But I think this pageant thingy is too much abeg.
Miss earth,
Miss tourism
Miss anambra
Miss world,
Most Beautiful university girl
Miss continent
Miss my village
Miss I've got shape and curves pass,
Miss Abuja,
Miss chairman bed warmer,
Miss......
What nonsense

Hmmm. All na election

I don't believe he'll exist sha.

I will comment soon.
By the way has any of you seen my missing goat?

Wow, that's crazy sha

Following my dear

HBD to her

Ok oooo.
We dey watch

Ok ooooo.
Just watching

He result pasted so far by the Independent National Electoral Commission (INEC)
By states:

KOGI
APC:264,851
PDP:149,287

ABIA
APC : 13,394
PDP :368,303

ONDO
APC :299,889
PDP: 251,368

OYO
APC :528,620
PDP :303,376

EKITI
APC :120,332
PDP :176,474

NASARAWA
APC :236,838
PDP :273,460

JIGAWA
APC :885,988
PDP :143,904

KWARA
APC :302,146
PDP :132,602

ENUGU
APC : 14,157
PDP :553,003

OGUN
APC :308,290
PDP :207,950

KATSINA
APC :1,345,441
PDP : 98,937

OSUN
APC :254,739
PDP :168,476

KANO
APC :1,903,999
PDP : 205,819

ABUJA
APC :146,399
PDP :157,195

AKWA IBOM
APC : 58,411
PDP :953,304

RIVERS
APC : 69,238
PDP :1,487,075

KADUNA
APC :1,127,760
PDP : 484,085

So far a total of 16states plus the FCT have been called by the state REC

And the APC have the upper hand with a margin of 1,765,874 against the PDP


Stay tuned as I will be updating this topic from time to time as my correspondent brings more finished results. Pls this is not just speculations or assumptions. These results were called by the state REC And they are authentic. You can go and verify them

Last update:- 06:25pm


UPDATE COMING......

Wow. Apc
Una no go kill us

One of the most common questions I receive from African American men deals with razor bumps. It is estimated that up to 80% of African American men suffer from razor bumps at some point during their lives.

Razor bumps, also called Pseudofollicultis Barbae, can occur in any area that hair is temporarily removed by shaving, waxing or tweezing. These painful bumps and pustules occur when hairs curl back into the skin causing your body to perceive them as “foreign” (like a splinter) and produce an inflammatory response. This inflammation can cause bumps, pus, discoloration and keloidal scars.

As every man cannot wear a full beard as well as James Harden or George Clooney, there are many who desire a more conservative look. For those that “fear the beard,” the prospect of razor bumps can be daunting.

Here are a few tips to help put the bumps to rest and keep you smooth, neat and office-ready.

Preventing Razor Bumps:

1. Don’t cut hair too closely. Focus on looking “clean-shaven,” not necessarily feeling “silky smooth.” If using a razor can be avoided, use electric clippers to trim hair to about a millimeter in length. This is short enough to be considered office appropriate and keeps bumps at bay.

2. Change shaving techniques. If you must use a razor, use a single-edged razor and shave in the direction your hair grows. Remember, “Go with the grain!”

a. Do not repeatedly shave the same area. Do not stretch or pull skin while shaving.

b. Shave while your hair is wet and use a moisturizing shaving cream or gel. Softening and hydrating the hair allows the razor to cut the hair cleanly with less force causing less irritation and reducing irregularly cut hairs that are prone to becoming ingrown.

c. Shave at least every 3 days to reduce the time hairs have to grow and curl back into the skin.

3. Use proper post-shaving care.

a. Starting 1 day after shaving, use a soft bristle brush, wash cloth or Buf- Puf (ask a female friend about it) to gently massage the face and neck at night to help remove and loosen dead skin and hairs to keep them from curling back into the skin after shaving.

b. Alternatively, use a daily moisturizing product that contains salicylic acid or glycolic acid to gently exfoliate the skin and keep hairs growing in the right direction. I like Tend Skin and Ingrown Eliminating pads by Bliss. They both also contain many moisturizers and soothing agents. Remember to see product instructions regarding how soon the product should be applied after shaving.

Treatments for Razor Bumps

1. Avoid shaving until all bumps have healed. Remove ingrown hairs by gently inserting a toothpick or sterile needle under the hair loop and releasing it. Do not pluck. Using warm compresses can help soothe discomfort and open pores.

2. See a board certified dermatologist. I often prescribe a combination of an antibiotic gel and a topical steroid or retinoid (Tazorac or Retin-A) for moderate cases. Oral antibiotics can be effective in the right patient. Eflornithine cream can also be prescribed to reduce hair growth; however, it takes many weeks to see an effect and must be used indefinitely. Intralesional steroid injections can be used to treat keloidal or hypertrophic scars. In severe cases, laser hair reduction using a Diode or Nd:YAG laser can be curative. You will have have great results with both.

Most importantly, be patient and remember that razor bumps are stubborn annoyances that can last for many weeks but in most cases will resolve. With a little preparation and by employing consistent, healthy skin care techniques, you can stop them before they begin.

Well don't know what to tell u now

The deputy governor of Rivers state, Tele ikuru who is the second in command to Gov rotimi Amaechi has left the All progressive Congress to the Peoples democratic party PDP just six days to the election.


Ikuru made this declaration today.

Here's the link below.

http://www.channelstv.com/2015/03/22/rivers-state-deputy-governor-defects-to-pdp/



That's the link. Its also on channels tv

Lovely. Nice of them

So bad

Wow. Kudos to them

A NEW NIGERIA NATIONAL ANTHEM.
I pleadge to Nigeria my country.
To be gentle, loyal on election day,
to vote Jonathan and sambo on the 28 of March 2015
To stop Buhari with all my strength. To protect my PVC and uphold no violence and trouble,
so help me God! Amen..........
Share if u agreed...

Nice write up

Joan Rivers,

Legendary comedienne Joan Rivers died in a Manhattan hospital today, a week after she went into cardiac arrest during a routine throat procedure.

In a statement, her daughter Melissa said the 81-year-old passed away peacefully, surrounded by her family.   

The legendary comedienne was rushed to Mount Sinai Hospital a week ago after going into cardiac arrest during an outpatient procedure on her vocal chords at another clinic, which is now under investigation. 

She has been at the center of American entertainment since her breakthrough in 1965 when she broke through on the Tonight Show. 

The mother of one, daughter Melissa, and doting grandmother to Melissa’s son, Cooper has most recently hosted Fashion Police on the E! network. 

'It is with great sadness that I announce the death of my mother, Joan Rivers,’ Melissa Rivers said in a statement released to the press Thursday.

‘She passed peacefully at 1:17pm surrounded by family and close friends. My son and I would like to thank the doctors, nurses, and staff of Mount Sinai Hospital for the amazing care they provided for my mother.

‘Cooper and I have found ourselves humbled by the outpouring of love, support, and prayers we have received from around the world. They have been heard and appreciated."

‘My mother’s greatest joy in life was to make people laugh. Although that is difficult to do right now, I know her final wish would be that we return to laughing soon.’

Earlier in the day, TMZ reported that the New York state Department of Health is now looking into Yorkville Endoscopy - the clinic where Rivers had the ill-fate surgery.

State officials said they are reviewing the case, but have yet to launch an official investigation.

Spokesman James O'Hare said Thursday that the department is looking into 'the whole matter.' He declined to discuss specifics.





Source:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2744030/BREAKING-NEWS-Joan-Rivers-dies-age-81.html

Please my people this has been bothering me. Why has ASOEBI wearing to weddings nowadays a business avenue or a money making venture either to the about to wed couple or the parent of one of them. Especially the girls mum.
The worst is that this people know that most or all their friends cannot comfortably afford to buy and sew the material or that half of their friends aren’t gainfully employed or have a meaningful source of income. Yet you subject them to buying them ASOEBIs. The other day a female friend of mine called me and asked me to lend or give her N12,000 that her friend is wedding and that she must buy the ASOEBI for the event. Some spend upto N15,000 buying and making the ASOEBI.
The part that drives me crazy more is that this couple get these materials cheaper and sell it almost twice their original price to their friend and insist they buy it. Whereby the friend doesn’t buy, that’s the end of that friendship or a seed of discord. You will see a mother telling her daughter that she will get the material for ASOEBI in her wedding that she should tell her friends to come and buy and it’s a must buy. And in some cases u see ladies and even guys doing all sorts of thing or going to any length to buy these materials be it a particular type of colour of suit or a kind of material. At the end of the day you may never wear that cloth again.


I thought ASOEBI was meant to help make the event colourful. Why add extra money to the material, why not help subsidise the price for them, like if you buy at N4000 you tell them I mean your friend that you are gonna give it to them at N2000. Or better still get a cheaper nice material for the thingy than the ones one has to break banks to afford.
Please lets help ourselves. The change we want starts with us. Thank you.