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EducationRe: Easy Way To Find The Square Of Number Between 1-100 By Heart by shoturtrap(m): 12:03am On Jul 24, 2014
Ok here's this one.
Any two digit number multiplied by 11 just add the number and put it in between the original numbers if ur answer is a two digit number add the first number to the original first digit. Example

25 x 11 = 2 (2+5) 5= 275
32 x 11 = 3 (3+2) 2= 352
86 x 11 = 8 (8+6) 6= 8(14)6
Add first number of the answer to the original first digit
= 946
79 x 11 = 7 (7+9) 9= 7(16)9= 869.
10 x 11 = 1 (1+0) 0= 110

So that's one short or simple way I used back then in the primary school to quickly solve maths problems involving the 11 multiplication table.
PoliticsRe: Beneficiaries Of Gej's 1.6 Million Jobs Identify Yourselves by shoturtrap(m): 11:58am On Jan 07, 2014
I am one of them. Just my parastatal alone has employed over 700 young men and women since the last 12months. And they pay us all above N120,000 monthly. I am not a GEJ advocate or attack dog oo
FamilyRe: Girls, You Don't Need To Be A House Maid To Make Him Know U A Wife Material by shoturtrap(m): 9:10pm On Dec 09, 2013
They think the can decieve us?
I laugh in chinese "chin yan chu pau grin"
We have eyes and we can see.
Foreign AffairsRe: Facts Most Of Us Didn't Know About NELSON MANDELA by shoturtrap(m): 2:30pm On Dec 06, 2013
Can't believe am the 2nd and the 3rd here. Dancing skelewe.
Foreign AffairsRe: Facts Most Of Us Didn't Know About NELSON MANDELA by shoturtrap(m): 2:29pm On Dec 06, 2013
He was really a great man
PoliticsWhat Has Gov. Rotimi Amaechi Of Rivers State Achieved So Far. by shoturtrap(op): 2:52pm On Jul 12, 2013
please i don't wish to come here to talk on the disagreement or rift between the rivers state governor and the president of the federal republic of Nigeria.

i want to go down more into some other important issues concerning rivers state. I live presently in rivers state and i must tell you people that the state is stagnant. nothing seems to be moving. I will start from infrastructure:
a. Roads- very few roads withing the port-Harcourt metropolis are motorable. The roads are so narrow that it will take you up to 1hr.30mins to pass thru a road that shouldn't take someone up to 20mins. This results to heavy road traffic and road block and government personnel using the alternate route also blocking the lane too. apart from narrow roads, the roads are bad, terribly bad. I consider them death traps that they can pull off your tires when on speed.

b. POWER SUPPLY- since i moved down to this state, I've been hearing that rivers state government has singlehandedly completed some independent power projects. in the sense that they have constructed their own gas turbines and generating station. but my people, its pathetic that light in this very state can go off in some areas like ELELENWO, RUMUKWURUSHI, IRIEBE, OKPORU ROAD, ETc for up to a week or more.

THE HEIGHT OF LAWLESSNESS- Anarchy reigns supreme in the state. Touts collect money from drivers forcefully and police men do nothing about it. if u come near Elelenwo, cult activities and shootouts are the order of the day. people don't move out freely again. Yet the state has a self proclaimed governor of governors.

d. FLOODING AND POOR DRAINAGE SYSTEM- IT floods always when it rains in this town and government here do little or nothing about it. another case at hand is the collapsing WOJI bridge which i learnt was built not long ago by this same governor who claims to be the savior of the people and who cries foul all the time.

And this state remains one of the highest in internally generated revenue and and federal allocation and nothing to show for it for the past few years. some one will come here to tell me that he build schools. the schools are OK and u know our maintenance culture here in Nigeria. Anyone close to this governor should tell him to focus on his people than fighting unforeseen enemies who might not even be after him.
FamilyRe: ~ Why Husbands int!mate With Their Maids ~ by shoturtrap(m): 11:53am On Apr 30, 2013
Shollypopz: The op is just another brainwashed product of an undisciplined man....

A cheat would display his/her colors regardless of how perfect or imperfect his/her spouse is.

Enough of trying to blame one's irrational and shameful act on another, you didn't cheat because your wife spent little time on you, you cheated because you made the decision to or because you lack the self control of a man with foresight.

Nobody can and should ever push you to do what you don't want to and even if they succeed in pushing you, you should be responsible for your actions as long as you didn't HV a gun to your head.

Women should stop making excuses for men. Stop treating them like little kids that don't have a mind of their own or can't discern wrong from right. Let him be responsible for his own actions!
My dear I pity u. U are just another crazy f**l on this blog. I am a man, if my woman does all the op said above. She doesn't cook my food, to her saturdays are for party and hanging out with friends. Then when u come back u are exhausted and tired and want to sleep. No time for the man. When u know he only has the weekends to spend with u. He works throughout week day.

Pls leave all this foolish western life that we see in white men's movies.imagine coming back and ur wife is never there to welcome u. But when she need money or favor she appears like an Apparition to ask for it. If he doesn't give u don't care. But she she is never at home.
I pity u poeple. If u do this to me as a man, I will not only sleep with our maid, I will sleep with ur friends, sisters, enemies. What rubbish.

Its like the wrong is now the norm in our society and people now feel anything goes. A woman should take care of her home. Not put some one to assist her while she runs around for useless things. It means I married that person that is always around to tend to my needs. I just got vexed by SHOLLYPOPZ comment. Nonsense
CareerRe: Can One Settle With A Job That Pays Him N140,000. Monthly? by shoturtrap(op): 8:59pm On Feb 09, 2013
@x-fire and sixteen08, GOD be with u people for ur kind advise. Just wish u people were close to me than just being members of this forum. May GOD almighty send people to advise and render help to you two when u are in need too. Thx amigos
CareerRe: Can One Settle With A Job That Pays Him N140,000. Monthly? by shoturtrap(op): 1:28pm On Feb 09, 2013
I never forced any of u to comment neither did I put a gun to ur head. That's one thing wrong with nigerians. Well thanks all those who gave a nice advise. U don't know me and I don't think I need ur attention for any reason. This question has been bothering me cos I was looking at settling down as a man and also having to save to achieve my personal goals.
A friend told me its still small at that amount (140k) that's why I asked. Don't need ur attention. That's why I said matured minds only.
Looking at nigerias economy, u will understand why and the reason I asked this question. A man in nigeria need to build his own house, buy a nice moderate car atleast, maintain his wife and children, not toi talk of extended family and other miscellenous expenses. Pls if u don't know what to say, my name is SHUT UR TRAP just do that for me.
Pls other married and mature minded people. Gist me. Is it ok to achieve such things I listed above with such a salary?
Thanks for ur advises
CareerCan One Settle With A Job That Pays Him N140,000. Monthly? by shoturtrap(op): 9:34am On Feb 09, 2013
Am scared with the way things are going in this country. Am currently working with a government firm and they pay me N140k monthly. I really wanna relax and plan my life and also invest heavily cos I love to be an employer of labor. Though they are promising to increase it to N200k or above b4 the end of the year. My question here is, should I settle for this job? Or still be looking out for better ones like the ones in oil firms or is this a very nice offer? Looking at the fact that I wanna save a lot in order to invest an start up my own company. Is this job good for such dreams or project and while doing it make plans to settle and raise a family and a wife which I won't like to see them lack for one day. Is this job cool for that?
Matured minds pls. I need answeres
PoliticsRe: Lagos To Introduce Cable Cars For Mass Transportation. by shoturtrap(m): 12:14pm On Feb 03, 2013
Eko ma baje ooooo.
cool
IslamRe: 12 Amazing Tips To Become A Better Muslim by shoturtrap(m): 9:35am On Jan 24, 2013
by ignis: 5:40am

Nice article. I wish the muslims in northern Nigeria can put this into practice, there will be no terrorism and bokoharamism. And there will also be peace.
My observation is that there is always peace in muslim dominated countries, for example Iraq, Afghanistan, Pakistan, Mali, Sudan, Egypt, Iran, Syria, Somalia - just to mention a few. Lest I forget my country, in Nigeria we have peaceful states like Borno, Yobe, Kano, Bauchi, Yola etc
Indeed Islam is a religion of peace. Islam preaches and encourage peace as it is evident all around us.
Nigga u got me cracking up with laughter. U are really crazy grin cheesy grin
Lmao, sure u are grin
Christianity EtcRe: What Is The Connection Between Santa And Christmas? by shoturtrap(m): 2:51pm On Dec 12, 2012
I think the link or connection between them two is that SANTA comes around or visits on the 25th of december, while CHRISTMAS also is on that same day. I think the connection is the day. They both like 25th december and come on that same day. That's my point.
BusinessRe: The Craziest Things Money Can Buy In Nigeria by shoturtrap(m): 1:14pm On Nov 26, 2012
It can buy things like, this ur internet subscription which gave u the opportunity to update crazy or senseless topics like this one.
RomanceRe: Would You Marry A Man Or Woman With Tatoos? by shoturtrap(m): 7:57am On Nov 17, 2012
I will marry the person. If its a lady there are some tatoos I love and if she doesn't have any I will plead with her to just draw a big flower on her waist or upper part of her butt. That thing can drive me crazy anytime. As in she won't be asking for sex cos that alone is a turn on. Well that's my opinion.

There are other tatoos that I don't like sha. Like the ones on the arm, lower part of the legs, on her p*$$y, I see it as a gurl who have gone real wild and is so desperate to settle donw. Asin wild lady. cool cool
PoliticsRe: Why Is Lagos Government Inflicting Pains On Pensioners? by shoturtrap(m): 2:33pm On Nov 14, 2012
Failed government rulling people who don't care. And everyone is praising him @FASHOLA. We haven't learnt anything yes in this nigeria. I went to PH and u need to see what the all mighty and all praised Amechi they decieve port harcourt people. Even in imo state. Rochas is just a scam.
Phone/Internet MarketRe: Need Advice On The Type Of Phone Or Laptop To Buy? Here's The Place by shoturtrap(m): 12:16am On Nov 05, 2012
Please @ OP,
I don't know if u have any idea on how much a black berry Bold7 and a samsung tab 10.1 inches will be now in nigeria. I want brand new ones please or thanks if u can please send me the prices thru my cell phone number 08030550866

Please reply, don't ignor me like u did b4

This is like the 3rd time am doing this after this one am not gonna do or ask u again. Tired

Thx
NYSCRe: A thread for corpers posted to Zamfara by shoturtrap(m): 9:03pm On Nov 04, 2012
For the rest I will be updating to tell u peeps what and what to do. If u encounter any problem. Just paste it here.
NYSCRe: A thread for corpers posted to Zamfara by shoturtrap(m): 9:01pm On Nov 04, 2012
I served in zamfara. Its a nice place to stay if u obey this simple rule "mind ur business" they are peaceful and welcoming. And housing there is one of the cheapest in nigeria.
If u are going from lagos. Board a bus going to sokoto and tell the driver u will stop at tsafe camp. Its on the road, u will pass it on ur way to sokoto.
Then if u are going from the east. I went to camp from owerri. I went to kaduna on monday, slept in kaduna and left the next morning as early as 7am to zamfara, its just a 2.30mins or 3hrs journey from kaduna.
Or if u are from the east, go straight to onitsha and also board a bus going to sokoto. The will also stop u people on their way to sokoto once the enter zamfara.

Its a lovely place, remember
1.They have a lot of flies (house flies)
2. Be careful of what u eat, they are not that neat.
3. Be careful of what u drink (water) they once had a case of LEAD poisoning.
4. Always have money in ur pockets at all times.
5. Also, there have been cases of almajiris stealing or carting away with peoples belongings all in the spirit or cover of lemme help u carry ur load. Please do all the load carrying urself or with the help of fellow corpers and make sure u check all ur loggages @all times.
6. For alcohol takers, its a contra ban in the camp premise. As it can lead to u being decamped.
7. Please don't use too much body spray or perfumes as it can lead to bee attack or flies chasing u around as if u deficated on urself.
8. REMEMBER... FARMING IS OUR PRIDE. cool
Phone/Internet MarketRe: Need Advice On The Type Of Phone Or Laptop To Buy? Here's The Place by shoturtrap(m): 8:44pm On Nov 04, 2012
Please @ OP,
I don't know if u have any idea on how much a black berry Bold7 and a samsung tab 10.1 inches will be now in nigeria. I want brand new ones please or thanks if u can please send me the prices thru my cell phone number 08030550866

Please reply, don't ignor me like u did b4
Phone/Internet MarketRe: Need Advice On The Type Of Phone Or Laptop To Buy? Here's The Place by shoturtrap(m): 7:31pm On Nov 04, 2012
Please @ OP,
I don't know if u have any idea on how much a black berry Bold7 and a samsung tab 10" will be now in nigeria. I want brand new ones please or thanks if u can please send me the prices thru my cell phone number 08030550866.
Christianity EtcRe: Is It Right To Bosom Feed A Baby In Church? by shoturtrap(m): 6:43pm On Nov 04, 2012
As in what's up with people being so so randy nowadays?
As in, its a nursing mother for paul's sake?
Why can't u just see it that way, that she has to feed her baby and also its in the church. Are u there to see bossoms or breasts or worship and listen to the word of GOD. I too I so love bossoms or breasts which ever one u call it, but not that of a nursing mother eyw angry
Abeg nigga next time don't try that again.

And its not wrong to breast feed her baby there, its just how rotten and corrupt our mind and imaginations are. Wonder what was going through ur dirty mind then. What nonsense.

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