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toba: MY DAY WAS FINE. i had a hectic day but thk God i made it home hale and hearty.

Its becos im not sentimental thats why i feel free to mingle with u guys.

are u one of those that would prevent me from marrying their muslims sisters? do u have a very pretty muslim sis or cousin?

I wont condemn a non-muslim, God forbids that... who am i to judge humans like me?? Ur welcome , sir.... but the privileges are limited... so sorry about that... ur free to talk to anyone tho... u can marry whoever u deem fit... not my call tho... everyone knows whats good for them... hehehehe

valacious: mister, he is not alone in this line of thought. I believe this man was killed by efcc, maybe he's got secrets, cos i cant reconcile bedsheet suicide in naija detention cell! And let no one blame Gej pls.

That makes 2 of you.... by the way, do you realize the man's case has nothing to do with the FEMI OTEDOLA/FAROUK LAWAN's case??

toba: pathetic response. I'm i not a human being?

Pathetic?? Thats plausible.... Anyway, ur human.... but the response to the greeting "Salam Alaikum" is strictly for the "True Believers", "The Mumeens" .... Lets drop this already... How was ur day??

waja: . Mr large mind, that man can't take his life like that. Beside, he's a foreigner. A citizen must have led the way and he followed. In order not to implicate the 2nd Farouk, He was killed.

Are u done with the lectures?? **YAWNS** am bored..... Have a good night, Sir!

toba: salam my fellow muslim brethren

Ur not a muslim, u dont deserve a response..... sorry!

SimonAndal: Since when did our "detention" centres acquire bathrooms?

Take ur time and rephrase ur sentence abeg.....

Only a shallow mind will assume the man was killed..... i rest my case!

tchaik: They have killed the guy and shared the money joor!

Thats a very weak comment.... apparently, u r alone in that school of thought...

deols: wow. I may be gettn d meanings of d word, judgement wrong. I ddnt mean to judge.

U belong to d exceptions to my theory then. If i find many more exceptions, it might get some modifications.

Probably...... Anyway, i av got a very flexible mind... am just tryna protect mysef from the poachers... being over-protective??

Just called... cant here a word.... i have 20k... do u mind?

Follow @AlhajiSpartan ............

maclatunji: It is ladies that I know to be apt to be jealous. I was already posting to you. I have not written to any lady here directly hence the greeting. Ok Salam to my fellow gentlemen in the house as well.

Happy?

**HOLDS LAFF**

deols: i kinda agree wv ur theory. I might actually be on d same course as u are. But I thnk u'r on dat course because u prolly arent ready to be serious. Whoever u'd be in a relationship wv wld only get to av drinks wv u, eat out wv u for a long while. Nothing serious happening soon.

But if u were truly ready, u'd be searching nd not only u wld be but every oda person who cares enough and u'd be surprised that she wasnt so far away.

Also talkn from experience evn though, there's always at least an exception to d rule.

** HEAVY SIGH** .... and i begged not to be judged oooo.... anyway ur wrong about me not ready to be committed... i am so ready, but i av been hurt way too many times, i would be a fool to ply same path again, dont u think so?? i will rather stay in my shell, wait for the right person to come fetch me... i am not giving up, neither am i up for games, but i am sure i will identify her when she come around...am willing! ... Thanks for the hint tho...

bhusayor: See as you jump gun. He was actualyy referring to tbaba as that somebody..

Are u done?? Please pass the mic..... How is it going with u?? hope ur gud... cheers

ogugua88: I'm surprised no one mentioned @GbaGaunDeteCtor lol. His name says it all!

@msbelle21 is another good one to follow.

Jez follow back already... @AlhajiSpartan

Here is a chance of getting more followers... Just drop ur Twitter handle.... NLanders will check ur TL and follow you if you are fun enough... lets do this....
Oh... mine??
Check............... @AlhajiSpartan

eniafelamo: Alhamdulilah!!

Kewl.... Enjoy the rest of ur day.... btw, stay on this thread ooo

mrkels: This morning Hon Patrick Obayaigbon drove into a petrol station in his sleek, state of the art range rover sports:

Patrick: guy, abeg give me full tank (in benin language)

Attendant: I only speak english,sir

Patrick: Ok brother, good morning. I currently feel a profound desire to replenish the propellant of my motorised automobile. Therefore I cordially request you to transfer from your subterranean reservoir a sufficient quantity of the combustible fluid of the highest octane rating to fill the appropriate receptacle of the said means of perambulation to the brim

Attendant: bros na play I dey play o, my name na Omoh, you fit talk am for Benin!

**FALLS OFF THE CHAIR**

eniafelamo: @shrek4, u and mac said it na, its applicable both ways

**nods** ..... How has ur day been??

eniafelamo: *clears throat* Representing- present sir

**ahem** How is it going with u guys?? U aint posting, we av a sensitive issue herein.... say sontin nau...

Now, where are the ladies ....

Look right and left for motor cars, look up for planes, look down for bombs and then you are good to go. And
please, don’t forget to look back for kidnappers….And then walk zigzag to avoid stray bullets or okada

maclatunji: ^Relax, what we are saying is don't push it, let it flow naturally. Women need men as much as we need them, when the desire to match each other is close to 50:50 between the Man/Woman, you have a healthier relationship you can build on. Not one that is one-sided or overly skewed in one direction. The other party male or female will take the highly interested person for granted.

Chop Knuckle abeg....

Women are like shadow... follow them, they run away.... turn away from them, they follow u

maclatunji: Yeah!

........... Thats whatz up oooo

maclatunji: Shake my hand.

You agree with me??

Really, here is what i think about being single and searching: Look the other way, dont search.. what is urs will find its way around to you... i have come to realize that "Searching while Single" is just a distraction(for me oooo)... ur emotion will be toyed with, you expect alot from someone thats not willing to give average.. you start assuming every girl u come across is the right person... So, i have decided to "lean back" ... am just gonna lay back and watch as it plays out... i hope for the best but am gonna expect the worst tho....


**DISCLAIMER** the above theory is based on MY experience and idea... dont take it personal and please dont judge!

olawalebabs: Somebody has been viewing this thread all day without posting. waiting for that man to comment now.

Warris ur own?? must i comment?? i like reading abeg... u guys shuld do the postings...i will read for u... hehehehe ... Goodmorning Sir!

Yield: awww, eeya pele!

Eshey ooooo....

**clears throat**

Wisdytech: CHOOSE YOUR RELATIONSHIP
STATUS
(1)SINGLE
(2)SLEEPING AROUND
(3)IN A RELATIONSHIP
(4)IN A FIGHT
(5)ON THE REBOUND
(6)ENGAGED
(7)MARRIED
(ABOUT TO GET
DIVORCED..SORRY
(9)DIVORCED
(10)LONELY
(11)IT'S COMPLICATED
(12)CAN'T TALK ABOUT IT
(13)IN A OPEN RELATIONSHIP
(14)DISASTER
(15)DECIDING BETWEEN TWO
PEOPLE
(16)HAPPILY CHEATING
(17)HOPING TO ESCAPE
(18)DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT'S
COOKING
(19)BEERHOLIC
(20)SEARCHING

JUST NAME THE NUMBER ONLY!
=DJ WISDYTECH=

As for me ooo..... NO. 10 explains it allll