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Hon Patrick Obayaigbon's Morning Charade At Petrol Station by mrkels(m): 11:23am On Jun 19, 2012
This morning Hon Patrick Obayaigbon drove into a petrol station in his sleek, state of the art range rover sports:

Patrick: guy, abeg give me full tank (in benin language)

Attendant: I only speak english,sir

Patrick: Ok brother, good morning. I currently feel a profound desire to replenish the propellant of my motorised automobile. Therefore I cordially request you to transfer from your subterranean reservoir a sufficient quantity of the combustible fluid of the highest octane rating to fill the appropriate receptacle of the said means of perambulation to the brim

Attendant: bros na play I dey play o, my name na Omoh, you fit talk am for Benin!

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Re: Hon Patrick Obayaigbon's Morning Charade At Petrol Station by philip0906(m): 11:53am On Jun 19, 2012
grin grin
Re: Hon Patrick Obayaigbon's Morning Charade At Petrol Station by ijigbamigb(m): 12:01pm On Jun 19, 2012
Lwkmd...
Re: Hon Patrick Obayaigbon's Morning Charade At Petrol Station by ethereal(f): 12:59pm On Jun 19, 2012
Na d gut find trouble na!...lol
Re: Hon Patrick Obayaigbon's Morning Charade At Petrol Station by solodree(m): 1:57pm On Jun 19, 2012
angry grin angry grin angry grin angry grin
lmfao
Re: Hon Patrick Obayaigbon's Morning Charade At Petrol Station by Osama10(m): 2:12pm On Jun 19, 2012
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Re: Hon Patrick Obayaigbon's Morning Charade At Petrol Station by gulfer: 2:48pm On Jun 19, 2012
mrkels: This morning Hon Patrick Obayaigbon drove into a petrol station in his sleek, state of the art range rover sports:

Patrick: guy, abeg give me full tank (in benin language)

Attendant: I only speak english,sir

Patrick: Ok brother, good morning. I currently feel a profound desire to replenish the propellant of my motorised automobile. Therefore I cordially request you to transfer from your subterranean reservoir a sufficient quantity of the combustible fluid of the highest octane rating to fill the appropriate receptacle of the said means of perambulation to the brim

Attendant: bros na play I dey play o, my name na Omoh, you fit talk am for Benin!
This^^^^^ should gravitate with concurrent alacrity to the jocular section of the currency terafirma (Nairaland). hope itried sha... grin grin grin grin

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Re: Hon Patrick Obayaigbon's Morning Charade At Petrol Station by dani1luv: 2:52pm On Jun 19, 2012
[size=13pt]LMAO grin grin grin chei this is what I call a deceptive jokeology, tantamounting the artificial procluxuse in adoration of the abrupt Joke Section grin [/size]

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Re: Hon Patrick Obayaigbon's Morning Charade At Petrol Station by shrek4(m): 2:56pm On Jun 19, 2012
mrkels: This morning Hon Patrick Obayaigbon drove into a petrol station in his sleek, state of the art range rover sports:

Patrick: guy, abeg give me full tank (in benin language)

Attendant: I only speak english,sir

Patrick: Ok brother, good morning. I currently feel a profound desire to replenish the propellant of my motorised automobile. Therefore I cordially request you to transfer from your subterranean reservoir a sufficient quantity of the combustible fluid of the highest octane rating to fill the appropriate receptacle of the said means of perambulation to the brim

Attendant: bros na play I dey play o, my name na Omoh, you fit talk am for Benin!


**FALLS OFF THE CHAIR**

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Re: Hon Patrick Obayaigbon's Morning Charade At Petrol Station by shymex(m): 3:01pm On Jun 19, 2012
ROFLMBAOOOOOOOOOOOOO grin grin grin grin
Re: Hon Patrick Obayaigbon's Morning Charade At Petrol Station by tellwisdom: 3:03pm On Jun 19, 2012
grin grin grin grin grin grin Hits head on pole

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Re: Hon Patrick Obayaigbon's Morning Charade At Petrol Station by dani1luv: 3:10pm On Jun 19, 2012
tellwisdom: grin grin grin grin grin grin Hits head on pole
[size=13pt]slaps his ogor grin grin grin[/size]

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Re: Hon Patrick Obayaigbon's Morning Charade At Petrol Station by Nobody: 3:10pm On Jun 19, 2012
really funny
Re: Hon Patrick Obayaigbon's Morning Charade At Petrol Station by OkikiOluwa1(m): 3:13pm On Jun 19, 2012
I laf soteee mess (fart) komot my yanch, water drop 4rm my eyes, ikunmu (phlegm) drop 4rm my nose, I come fall down yakata 4 ground, break tiles made of granite!
Lmao.

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Re: Hon Patrick Obayaigbon's Morning Charade At Petrol Station by bonna4u(m): 3:14pm On Jun 19, 2012
grin grin grin nearly got hit by an airplane.

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Re: Hon Patrick Obayaigbon's Morning Charade At Petrol Station by lifestyle1(m): 3:15pm On Jun 19, 2012
Hilarious sad
Re: Hon Patrick Obayaigbon's Morning Charade At Petrol Station by AdeniyiA(m): 3:16pm On Jun 19, 2012
ask n it shall b given(trouble or mercy),seek n u shal find ,knock n ....- i bet d guy has gone back to school. LMAO!
Re: Hon Patrick Obayaigbon's Morning Charade At Petrol Station by Nobody: 3:18pm On Jun 19, 2012
grin grin grin grin
Re: Hon Patrick Obayaigbon's Morning Charade At Petrol Station by realghy(m): 3:20pm On Jun 19, 2012
yeeeeeeeeeeh oh my God laugh don kill me here.
Re: Hon Patrick Obayaigbon's Morning Charade At Petrol Station by Cheggoon(m): 3:23pm On Jun 19, 2012
Patrick wit big..big beke...!
Re: Hon Patrick Obayaigbon's Morning Charade At Petrol Station by Oyedey4u(m): 3:25pm On Jun 19, 2012
LWKMD....... Na so i fall from AEROmolue.......
Re: Hon Patrick Obayaigbon's Morning Charade At Petrol Station by veraponpo(m): 3:25pm On Jun 19, 2012
laugh don kill me oooo
Re: Hon Patrick Obayaigbon's Morning Charade At Petrol Station by iKoksi(m): 3:27pm On Jun 19, 2012
grin grin grin yanga dey sleep, trouble come wake am!

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Re: Hon Patrick Obayaigbon's Morning Charade At Petrol Station by Hottestbuoy(m): 3:28pm On Jun 19, 2012
MuHhahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahhahahahhaa.
Seriously speakinq, this man must be qrosteque of the hiqhest orðer...........a classic case of misplaced qrammatical Bullet!!?!! Qosh!!can't stop laffinq off ma Ass!!!
Re: Hon Patrick Obayaigbon's Morning Charade At Petrol Station by Sijo01(f): 3:29pm On Jun 19, 2012
hahahahahahahahahahahahaha
grin grin grin grin grin
tnk God am alone here oo

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Re: Hon Patrick Obayaigbon's Morning Charade At Petrol Station by Nobody: 3:30pm On Jun 19, 2012
I laugh till all ma teethe fall off

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