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CelebritiesRe: Ice Prince: I Spent ₦340M On Weed In 6 Years, Almost Rendered Me Useless by shurlah(m): 3:28pm On May 28
Bro enter studio give us jams
Iamdbull:
Dbull on this one!!!!


Spent only 3400 on Vaseline for soapy in 6 years choose your vices properly
RomanceRe: Help! My Experience With Church Girl I Wanted To Marry by shurlah(m): 4:48am On May 22
So the pastor will be the head of the house abi 🤮
Bro shoyld send the questions back to her for her reply.

Every man should work on themselves to attract women then you will not have to explain much.
Imagine Op is the church youth leader , the questions will not be this much from her.
Sonnobax15:
lipsrsealed
Stop wasting your time trying to woo her directly bro. Confront her pastor angry. If he agrees to you,then,it's finish angry. Girl wey dey attend every church activity from Monday to Saturday angry.

I know her type angry
CrimeRe: Pastor Tayo Sobowale Accused Of Rape By RCCG Member (Video) by shurlah(m): 6:12am On May 06
Head of fish , 😁
Gagare1:
Pastor asked a member to give him head. I no understand, him no get head before? Abi na another thing wey I no know?

Please, what is the head he is talking about?
CrimeRe: Kidnappers Of GUO Bus Passenger Demand ₦50M Ransom by shurlah(m): 11:46am On Apr 22
Driver might have carried hitchhikers along the road.
Maxymilliano:
But according to the company management, empty bus was dispatched with no passengers
PoliticsRe: Gawuna’s Phone “not Reachable” As Tinubu Mounts Pressure To Stop His Defection by shurlah(m): 5:10am On Mar 26
In this life, until the final whistle is blown you cannot be sure of victory. I almost won is still losing
angelboy01:
If Bola is doing this then he's not sure of winning. Forget The judiciary, INEC and the likes. You have about 32 governors in the bag but still scared then that tells you he's not sure of himself. Even INEC won't save him..
SportsRe: One Of A Kind' Messi Hits 900 Career Goals by shurlah(m): 9:17am On Mar 20
Pepper dem grin grin
aieromon:
Kundus is in order......

Numbers don't lie though. cool
CrimeRe: Choir Leader Electrocuted While Helping Robbers Steal Church Instruments by shurlah(m): 7:18am On Feb 13
RealLordZeus:
And what if he is trying to prevent the robbers.. truly dead men tell no tales
In the middle of the night with no night vigil?
Is he the security man?

Security incidents usually have an insider.
CrimeRe: Man Post EFCC Office As A Hotel For Sale, EFCC Responds by shurlah(m): 8:02pm On Feb 10
Professor, he wrote only serious buyers should dm meaning he is selling whatever is in the picture.
He will learn the hard way
Phabulous4:
That young man is smart! Their is a huge disclaimer in his post and It must have been carefully thought out!.

No explicit word for sale!

By using the phrase Hotel available, you can only assume that he was referring the EFFCC building as an Hotel, no one can prove that.

He played a long ball and still kept possession.

But here in Nigeria, He can be victimized by just doing this.


Source: https://x.com/i/status/2020922896823222588
FamilyRe: Meet The Chinese Billionaire, Xu Bo, Who Has Fathered 100 Children Worldwide by shurlah(m): 7:06am On Dec 30, 2025
Turbocharger ke, the guy na global sp3rm donor .

He, PAvel dur0v(telegram guy) and El0n mu5k

They will send money and sp3rm for artificial insemination to selected ladies.
Aleister:
Omo …the guy’s waist must have turbocharger grin
HealthRe: Stubborn Athletes Foot, How To Get Rid Of It. by shurlah(m): 9:43pm On Oct 05, 2025
All the above medications are overkill. Use petroleum jelly lavishly on it and thank me layer
BusinessRe: Nigerian Lady Calls Out Chinese Shipping Company Over High Clearing Fees(photos) by shurlah(m): 2:38pm On Sep 16, 2025
erad:
Shipping is actually done by weight and not space taken so I'll take this with a pinch of salt.
By both
BusinessRe: Nigerian Lady Calls Out Chinese Shipping Company Over High Clearing Fees(photos) by shurlah(m): 2:38pm On Sep 16, 2025
Tohsynetita1:
Which shipping company did you use?
It is shipping company fault.
You definitely paid for oxygen.
Imported Chinese air
BusinessRe: Aliko Dangote Was A Real Hustler 39 Years Ago (Throwback Photo) by shurlah(m): 5:14am On Aug 22, 2025
meobizy:
1. 1986 was 39 years ago, not 40.

2. Nothing new. Igbos the country over know that dealing in markets is a quick means to wealth. Men who started with him are likely multimillionaires or silent billionaires today.
Nothing like silent Billionaire. When you make $1B it must be known
Christianity EtcRe: Daughter Of Apostle Babalola, Mama Ogini, Replies Pastor Biodun Fatoyinbo by shurlah(m): 6:45pm On Aug 15, 2025
janedonez:
All these may not be necessary, the CAC team has responded, Pst Biodun has apologized, no need bringing Mama into this whole stuff. PST Biodun may have had tongue slip in his sermon but disturbing Mama with such issues is necessary.
Prophet of God tongue slip on altarhuh?
CrimeRe: Why Is This Young Man Smiling After His Arrest By NDLEA? (pic) by shurlah(m): 8:06pm On Jul 10, 2025
I you go to his Facebook page, you will see vacations cars and lavish lifestyle.
InvestmentRe: Nigeria Leads Worldwide In Crypto Ownership by shurlah(m): 7:42pm On Dec 17, 2024
Pojomojo:
Yeah

I'm recruiting a Web3 community manager

The candidate must have a good knowledge and understanding of the Web3 and crypto space.

Remuneration is $300 to $400 monthly.

If interested, apply by dropping your mail address.
Foreign AffairsRe: Stranded U.S Astronaut Looks Thin, Tattered And Sick In Space (Graphic Photos) by shurlah(m): 7:16pm On Nov 11, 2024
WriterNig:
🇷🇺 Russia offered to help bring the Astronauts back home but the US ego and pride would not let them.

Despite everything the 🇺🇸 US have done to Russia.

Russians are a classy people.
When Russian nuclear submarine KUrst sank, America offered help, they refused and all the sailors died.
HealthRe: Cameroonian Bride Drops Dead While Dancing During Her Own Wedding Reception by shurlah(m): 8:08pm On Nov 10, 2024
Pepperdemisback:
Might be high Blood pressure, poisoning or village people.
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Christianity EtcRe: CAN Directs Lord’s Chosen To Vet Testimonies Before Presentation by shurlah(m): 6:03am On Oct 06, 2024
obonujoker:
So, if God heals me of an incurable disease for instance, that defies all odds, I shouldn't testify it to God's glory?

Or if I declare that I'm a chosen, and God delivered me from the Den of Kidnappers,I shouldn't testify of it to God's glory??

CAN should better watch it, lest they become the Pharisees and Saduccees, who turn out to be fighting God.

As Christians, we ought to please God, and not men or the world.
simple. Come to church with before and after test report from a reputable health organisation to prove your healing. After all Jesus healed lepers and sent them to the priests for confirmation in the new testament. Not coming to the altar to open your mouth waaaa without evidence
BusinessRe: What Business Can I Start With ₦500k? by shurlah(m): 8:49pm On Mar 05, 2024
Jennyclay:
Biko, Come use the money to buy wig for me. The wig i intend to buy is just 300k only!

Biko! Thank you!
What is the ROI on your wig? Me too wan invest
AutosRe: Pricelist Of Tokunbo Cars In Lagos - March 2024 by shurlah(m): 1:59pm On Mar 04, 2024
yad2eidi:
cars dealers are the worst set of people. most of them have cars they bought when dollar was 500 per dollar , but they will still sell the car for the present rate of dollar. ogun kee all of una
How will they replace their stock?
AgricultureRe: Farmers & Consumers Whatsapp Group Buy And Sell by shurlah(m): 12:42pm On Jan 25, 2024
08100055090
AgricultureRe: POULTRY MARKET Whatsapp Group by shurlah(m): 12:42pm On Jan 25, 2024
08100055090
Car TalkRe: How Much Is Car Papers Renewal In Your State? by shurlah(m): 11:21am On Dec 23, 2023
post=127584743:
PRICE LIST

1. REGISTRATION OF VEHICLES (New or Tokunbo):
The cost of registering: Saloon=N45,000 Jeep/space Bus=N47,000 Bus =N55,000

This will include:

Plate Number, Proof of ownership certificate, Road worthiness, Central Motor Registry Receipt, Vehicle License, Insurance, Computerized vehicle Inspection, Number Tag, Reflective tape, AutoVIN Certificate

REQUIREMENTS: Copies of all relevant documents of the vehicle.

2. Renewal of Vehicle Licence, Road Worthiness Certificate and Insurance
COST:
Saloon Car = N13,000
Jeep/SUV/Space Bus= N14,500
Pick-Up vehicles=N19,000
Truck Vehicles=N32,000

REQUIREMENTS: Copies of all relevant documents of the vehicle.

3. CUSTOMIZED PLATE NUMBER =N130,000

4. DEALER PLATE NUMBERS =N130,000

5. TINTED PERMIT =N15,000

6. Driver’s Licence for 3 years (Fresh Applicant) =N25,000

Driver’s Licence for 5 years (Fresh Applicant) =N30,000

Driver’s Licence for 3 years (Renewal) =N13,000

Driver’s Licence for 5 years (Renewal) =N17,000
Details?
TravelRe: Beautiful Images Of Lagos; Nigeria's Economic Capital by shurlah(m): 6:50am On Dec 10, 2023
10mobile:
Catapault, you can do better reporting. Tell us a place in Lagos represented in each photo - like the twin tower. To be honest, I suspect that some of those pictures are not taken even in Africa.

But, if all these are Lagos, even if the photos are over edited, they are good to help us visualize having such a country.
All photos are from Victoria Island, Ikoyi and Eko Atlantic axis of Lagos
Christianity EtcRe: A Church All Night Will Not Allow Me Sleep by shurlah(m): 1:46pm On Oct 29, 2023
grin
pendusky:
God called you and you refused and run away grin, now they are bringing it to your door step... Sorry you need to accept that call
CrimeRe: I Think I Might Have A Case Of Money Laundering by shurlah(m): 1:17pm On Oct 03, 2023
Nairaland1stson:
I have suspicion that someone wants to use my account to launder money. A lady visited my shop demanding to purchase goods worth millions of naira she was so much in a hurry or desperate for someone who intends to perform such transactions. She was accompanied by a man she claimed to be her sick husband, two kids, and another young man. She claimed she needed to perform the transaction as soon as possible so she could travel down to a neighboring state for her husband's treatment.

There was no much negotiations as it seemed she was the one begging for the goods to be sold to her. After confirmation she said I should bring my POS machine so she could make a transfer, I already had suspicions on her so I told her i didn't have one and besides who would want to perform transactions worth millions of naira with a POS machine mode of payment. I suggested that she heads to the bank or make a transfer from her mobile app, which she shrugged off immediately like it was not even an option.

The young man with her insisted I get a POS vendor so that the transaction can be made which I declined and told them that there were many around the vicinity that they can go get one if they wish to. The young man left and returned a few minutes later with one, when they arrived the woman suddenly said she was scared and needed to invite the person who referred her to our place. She called this person and he arrived shortly, he was someone known to us in the past but not well known. She then requested that I get another POS vendor, which I suggested that they should get back the previous vendor they invited earlier. The young man went back again and returned with the vendor. The woman gave the vendor a debit card, which the vendor tried pulling the whole money at once, but it didn't go.(exceeded limit) The POS vendor then proceeded to split the money and it was successful. So she was only able to make part payment for the goods.

They were about to leave when I reminded them that I was supposed to issue a receipt for the part payment deposited into my account. Which I did later, and they left. Fast forward to the evening same day, she called me claiming that her husband's health was demanding much, and she wouldn't be in need of what she purchased earlier that I would have to refund her immediately.

What rose my suspicions on them are:

1. The acclaimed husband of hers, whom she claimed had stroke as at when they visited the shop, I saw him earlier when they alighted from a Keke napep which dropped them across the road and he was walking very fine but when they began to approach my shop he began to limp like he couldn't walk properly and the woman held his hand for assistance (they didn't know that I had seen him earlier walking properly without any form of aid) when they were at the shop, the acclaimed husband who had stroke sat and crossed his legs, is that even possible for someone suffering from a stroke?

2. Why would they insist on only POS mode of payment (for a transaction worth millions)

3. Why would a woman whose acclaimed husband is sick with stroke decide to perform such a transaction (her pirioty should be making sure her husband is taken care of medically)

4. I know you must be wondering what it is she bought, but I will not be disclosing such for privacy reasons (Hint: it is a single item)

5. She was incoherent when I asked for the name and address that would be added to the receipt (it seemed like she was guessing the name and address)

What are your thoughts? Should I refund the money immediately, if I will, what are the measures to be taken to ensure I am on a safe side
Figure out a way to transfer the money back to the source account

If they stole the debit card and processed transfer through you, you will be suspected of been an accomplice
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RomanceRe: Why Do Ladies Do This? by shurlah(m): 8:04pm On Aug 27, 2023
Labdi69:
I have noticed this more than once. Whenever i take a lady out to a fancy restaurant, she always looks for a way to talk down on the food and make it seem she’s been to better places.

This has happened more than once and with different ladies its not a cooncidence. Mind you, these are pricy restaurants.

For someone like me, even if the food is not good, i wont even say anything especially when im not paying.
Why not confirm where she wants to go if it is within your budget fine else you can suggest somewhere else

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