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Religion / Re: Reply To "Why Muslims Are Better Than Christians" By Bishop Sam Zuga by Shurtman(m): 3:53am On Mar 04, 2018
true2god:
Muslims are very ignorant of their own book and history. 99% of Muslims never knew that the current Qur'an is the handiwork of Uthman. He approved the version he wanted and asked the rest be burnt. It is in the hadith I provided in my earlier post. How can you burn and evidence and expect a sane man to accept your claim? This is exactly what Uthman ibn Affan did?

If a part of the Bible had been burnt, wil you still accept it as true?
If you were asked to compile the sayings of Robert Mugabe or Donald Trump. Would you take everything and anything everyone says. If no, what would you do with the rest so that they do not affect your compilation and if yes, then you are more naive than required.
Religion / Re: Reply To "Why Muslims Are Better Than Christians" By Bishop Sam Zuga by Shurtman(m): 5:55am On Feb 28, 2018
TerrificTim:
This is crazy!

I can't comment on an Islamic thread but Muslims can comment freely on Christian threads?

Well, fact one
A Muslim will always carry the Arabic version of the Quran. Their Imams can quote crap for them and they will nod in reply. It is so easy to brainwash them. You have to go to school for 8 years in order to read their Quran in the original language. Yet, they refuse to use the English version

Fact 2
They have too many unnecessary rules guiding how things should be done. Things like how to poo, how to have sex, how to discipline a child and even how to sleep. And if you disobey, it is a sin cheesy

Please DO NOT allow yourself to be beguiled by YOUR IGNORANCE or that of the people around you. Everything u posted is irrefutably wrong and misleading. Please get your facts right before talking so as to avoid been ridiculed in the future.
Foreign Affairs / Re: Trump Vs Clinton: When Did Nigerians Start Having Opinion In American Politics? by Shurtman(m): 3:46am On Nov 09, 2016
Billyonaire:


These show how timid you are. You agree you are a global citizen yet you are so ignorant about monitoring the emergence of global leadership. I have no problems with a man remaining ignorant, but what bothers me is when you try to impose the blanket of ignorance on others who have free will. What a cave man this is.

To really believe billionaires dont come online and do not interact does show another level of your stupidity. I repeat, some of us have investments outside of this ceasepit and even in the USA. We have relatives, friends and wives, and kids and we bother about who occupies the seat of govt in USA.

As human beings, we also care who Americans give access to nuclear weapons, so we form opinions, we influence opinions and we do whatever it takes to make sure no unreasonable person occupies the global seat of power.

Like I said earlier, you are a very ignorant person, and I have seen your picture on the blog, you can not stand in my face in real life, cos my little cousins that I groom are better off than you in every ramifications.

Go and sit down!
I have been reading your comments and I think I understand where you are coming from but the fact is that you CANNOT vote during the American election and the campaigning for each candidate is useless in Nigeria. I think that is the Op's point
Jokes Etc / Re: Funny Pic Group by Shurtman(m): 4:26am On Jul 12, 2016
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Phones / Used Samsung Galaxy S5 by Shurtman(m): 2:29pm On Dec 23, 2015
Please I'm looking to buying a used samsung s5 with little scratches and it shouldn't be refurbished. Please anybody willing to sell should contact me on WhatsApp 08165716002
Phones / Re: Samsung Galaxy Note 4 And Tecno Phantom 5 (confused) by Shurtman(m): 11:13am On Dec 22, 2015
Baadal:
Note 4 is far better....i can offer you mine like new....2 months old very very clean Gold colour 4G LTE variant with the fast adaptive charger and earpiece working perfectly upgraded to latest os....location is Lagos.call/whatsapp 08025220285

How much do you wanna sell it. I'm extremely interested
Education / Re: Tips For Beginners In Writing And First-time Writers by Shurtman(m): 6:41am On Mar 11, 2015
Excellent post. Thanks Op
Gaming / Re: Post Your HD Games Screenshots by Shurtman(m): 1:54am On Mar 09, 2015
Thanks all of una for the link. I'm gonna try 'em out
Gaming / Re: Post Your HD Games Screenshots by Shurtman(m): 9:19pm On Mar 06, 2015
harden:
backstab hd
never seen a game like dis

Please help a brother, for the past 3years I have been looking for backstab HD for android. Can u send me a working link to download it.
Romance / Re: The Disadvantages Of Marrying A Virgin. by Shurtman(m): 7:40pm On Feb 16, 2015
Allureoftheseas:


May Lucifer bring sorrow upon your life, stupid bitch, you will suffer and never find happiness with any man, you animal.

Just because she stated her opinions shocked
Literature / Re: ........rebbecca......... by Shurtman(m): 2:34am On Aug 19, 2014
I have just finished reading your story and I want to tell you how much I appreciated
your clearly written and thought-provoking story.
While much has been written on love and romance, your
story expresses both the positive and negative
aspects of this important topic, without taking an
emotional stance on either side of the issue.
Thank you for your thorough research and clear
writing. Its been fun reading such a great piece.

N.B.≈ The story lacked proper twist and turns to keep the suspense level of the readers high and it seems it was easily predictable. Tho it had a simple plot,it was too simple keep the readers excited for long.

Above that all,it was an amazing piece of writing. Looking forward to seeing more from you.
Technology Market / Re: updated: Most affordabe MTN DATA. 1.5GB @ 850. 3.5GB @ 1750. 5GB @ 2400. by Shurtman(m): 6:48pm On Jul 31, 2014
gmcbiz: Its resolved now, u can confirm ur data
What actually happened was that etisalat set a limit to how many lines you can transfer data to ( I didn't know initially), so when i reached my limit i didnt even know, and once I add a new number, one old number goes off. But now I ve got a new sim so I can accommodate more subscribers
So Sorry for the inconviniences
Any other person affected should contact me or post it here
@niggaman pls Sorry for.being a bit rude, I shouldnt have sounded that way
Thanks
Its been resolved. Thanks

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Technology Market / Re: updated: Most affordabe MTN DATA. 1.5GB @ 850. 3.5GB @ 1750. 5GB @ 2400. by Shurtman(m): 11:41am On Jul 31, 2014
Bro,I bought 250MB of etisalat data on the 29th of July and it has disappeared. What's going on bro. The picture below is just a proof. The last time I checked my balance was 229MB. I want it back. Thanks. My no is 09099917017

Literature / Re: Ade's Chronicle: A Tale by Shurtman(m): 8:35pm On Jan 03, 2014
Wow!!!
Mehn,u hot. Thanks for this great piece.
Abeg come update jhur
Literature / Re: Ade's Chronicle: A Tale by Shurtman(m): 6:23pm On Jan 01, 2014
I love twist and turns bro
U rock.
Ehm................................................can I have some more??embarassed
Literature / Re: Ade's Chronicle: A Tale by Shurtman(m): 2:48pm On Dec 31, 2013
Nice one bro.

Buh I need more.
cool
Literature / Re: Ade's Chronicle: A Tale by Shurtman(m): 2:47pm On Dec 30, 2013
Abeg oga yettocome,come update na

This is a very interesting story. I'm held spellbound. Please put me outta ma misery and update. Thanks.

~shurt man™
Literature / Re: My Complicated Love Story With My School Mum by Shurtman(m): 8:33pm On Oct 23, 2013
Mad man!!!!! You too have learnt to put people on suspense abi




Datz a good thing. Are we going to get an update tonight?


Cos I can't wait!!!! grin grin grin grin grin
Literature / Re: Life's Symphony: A Short Story by Shurtman(m): 9:39pm On Sep 22, 2013
Wow!!!!!!! A very interesting update. I want more.
Guy you are da bomb.!!!!!! grin
Literature / Re: Life's Symphony: A Short Story by Shurtman(m): 6:47pm On Sep 20, 2013
Okay don't get deterred by lack of comments just do ur thing and they would come naturally.
Waiting semi patiently for an update. cool
Literature / Re: The Preacher's Son!!! by Shurtman(m): 9:11am On Sep 20, 2013
gosifechris:

*with big chest up*

you bastardozing pevert, what is your problem dude,if you dont enjoy it why cant you just unfollow the post

who dragged you from page 1 to 35

clown *hisses*skalewag*hisses*hisses harder and then harder again...pervs...
Duh!!!! See dis flat chest baby.
I know say na brëåst dey dere no b chest tongue
Literature / Re: The Preacher's Son!!! by Shurtman(m): 6:12pm On Sep 19, 2013
Wassup people

*Clears throat*
Ummm Peter no sorry udak. Hmmm.
Can u please reduce the sexual content of the story. It's interesting though but I think the sexual part is more than the story itself.
*Sees the angry mob*
*Running away* But na truth I talk na. grin
Fabulous story.
*Talking to myself*
I have to find a seat in the front row.
*Walking away*
I have no option but to bring a chair from the back to the front.
*Ignores the protesting viewers*
Waiter please give me fifty sacks of popcorn,ten crates of soft drink,ten bottles of honey and twenty solid plates of pounded yam. That would be all for now. I'm watching my weight. grin
Literature / Re: The Preacher's Son!!! by Shurtman(m): 6:11pm On Sep 19, 2013
Wassup people

*Clears throat*
Ummm Peter no sorry udak. Hmmm.
Can u please reduce the sexual content of the story. It's interesting though but I think the sexual part is more than the story itself.
*Sees the angry mob*
*Running away* But na truth I talk na. grin
Fabulous story.
*Talking to myself*
I have to find a seat in the front row.
*Walking away*
I have no option but to bring a chair from the back to the front.
*Ignores the protesting viewers*
Waiter please give me fifty sacks of popcorn,ten crates of soft drink,ten bottles of honey and twenty solid plates of pounded yam. That would be all for now. I'm watching my weight.

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Literature / Re: Life's Symphony: A Short Story by Shurtman(m): 5:40pm On Sep 19, 2013
Yettocome:



H i Cool Crown, (Adetutu)
I saw your note and all I can say is that I am flattered by your proposal. Do not look at my unscrupulous and idiosyncratic handwriting. I know it's below standard to your own cursive style, it wasn't my fault, my teacher in pry school failed to beat me enough to change it.
I am glad that you found me worthy of friendship, albeit, studymateship. And I hope this will last for a long while as we both help ourselves to the pinnacle of success, which is to pass our WAEC with distinctions.
I also marvel at the extent to which you went to find out about this short and block headed boy. Thanks.
I live in Idera street part of Ayegbami, so I hope we can head home together and thus start our talks from there. Hope you don't mind. See you after classes.
Olaoluwa Ibrahim Adeona
a.k.a. Obe Kote
Wow!!! Chai!!!! Oluwa oo!!!! *calms down*
I'm fascinated and interested. Fire on. I swear I go follow to the end. You gat my word. I would protect you against haters and bad belle.
*Takes sword and rifle*
Any hater and bad belle go regret why im enter this thread.
Literature / Re: False Pretenses <1ST POSITION, ROMANCE STORY OF THE YEAR AWARD, 2013> by Shurtman(m): 2:23am On Jul 26, 2013
I was expectin d next update 2day..................
did u actually 4get to update cos of sendin mails to pple? Did u actually 4get ur main thing?did u allow ur self to get distracted? I'm disappointed undecided
Anyhowz, nyc write up. I'm HOOKED. grin
Literature / Re: False Pretenses <1ST POSITION, ROMANCE STORY OF THE YEAR AWARD, 2013> by Shurtman(m): 9:31pm On Jun 27, 2013
Madam repo! I don dey read ur story and as I dey luk am so na MOPOL I go use carry u, simply because u don carry me go wonderland and me don lost 4 dere. Also,no network coverage 4 here and all I dey see na Kite and Ise. Abeg finish the story my mama don dey complain sey any tym she enta my room 4 nite come check me.................... she say I dey alwayz mumble two names Kite and Ise. Finish am fast ooooo b4 u kill person ooo.

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