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Phones / Re: How To Play 1080P Blu-ray Movie On HTC One X by shutupp: 9:09pm On Dec 28, 2013 |
Just get mx player and play your fvcking video |
Phones / Re: Applications On Your Phone That Does Amazing Things by shutupp: 10:15am On Dec 27, 2013 |
Just one app.., boss of all rooted app Greenify best of the lot no comments |
Phones / Re: Solution To Etisalat Bis Not Connecting On Non BB Device 2014 by shutupp: 12:40pm On Dec 26, 2013 |
Many people don't even understand what he's trying to say..., read well and use ur initiative. ibot_jaycob: still not working. 1st thing, how do you put a micro sim inside bb? had ti use a friends q10 n wen I called customer care , those guys know the model of phone you using, was told point blank that etisalat complete plan won't work on q10 that it has its separate code which i 1k for 265 mb. So I told the customer care lady that I wanted to use it on a bold 5, she said it will work on it, meaning ni need to activate anything since you did a bb subscription, it will only work on bb subscription, I ignored it n inserted my sim inside my s3 n subscribed for the 15mb ish, after exhausting the 15mb, it stopped working. my conclusion, anything that involves calling customer service, just don't bother. that's not a solution.What is this one saying..., who is even talking about micro Sim? SMH |
Romance / Re: She Recognized His Voice.... I Don't Understand by shutupp: 11:23am On Dec 17, 2013 |
JudismphD: Dey console yourselfWatin b ur own sef, at least let me console small na |
Romance / Re: She Recognized His Voice.... I Don't Understand by shutupp: 10:08am On Dec 17, 2013 |
sweet-tease: |
Romance / She Recognized His Voice.... I Don't Understand by shutupp: 10:02am On Dec 17, 2013 |
This kinda funny but really I think there's more to it., few months back I was in another state I met a girl and we talked a little for 2 wks I got her number and traveled back to lagos, we talked on phone for like 7 times, and all of a sudden I didn't call her again for like 3months so I called her yesterday with a new number as I was about to introduce myself she said 'I know I recognize your voice' and the truth is I have a normal voice like everyone else so she recognizing it after a long while wen we haven't even talked much, LADIES does that mean she's always thinking about me? |
Romance / Re: He Doesnt Call Her by shutupp: 9:45am On Dec 17, 2013 |
Calls r overrated....... simple |
Phones / Re: Help On How To Download HD Games On Techno Phantom Tab by shutupp: 9:53pm On Dec 12, 2013 |
Goto playstore dwnld any game u wanna. Or better still search Google. Example - nba12k apk+data.... Fifa 14 apk+data Nfs most wanted apk+data The amazing spider apk+data.... Etc Dwnd d data in rar or zip. Unrar or unzip it place the folder in Android/data or obb depends on what u download install the apk lunch u |
Jokes Etc / Re: Ladies Are Always Unpredictable by shutupp: 4:43pm On Dec 12, 2013 |
Burnaaboi: no pointI blame u? |
Jokes Etc / Ladies Are Always Unpredictable by shutupp: 4:02pm On Dec 12, 2013 |
LADIES ARE ALWAYS UNPREDICTABLE ~ I bought her a nice gift last year, she said she couldn't find the words to thank me. So I bought her a dictionary this year. She broke up with me. ~ They will argue with you for more than 20 minutes and they will be like "I'm not even going to argue with you"... Ahn ahn, what have you been doing since?? ~ At 20 - 25yrs, they will be screening guys to date as if it's MTN project fame, and by the time they are more than 28yrs, they will start searching for guys as if it's Gulder Ultimate Search. ~ Every girl always pray for HARD WORKING man as husband, but they don't respond to greetings from Brick layers, Barrow pushers, etc ~ Most of this ladies will be killing themselves trying to wear expensive weeve-ons, when they all know that most of us guys don't even know the difference between a Brazilian hair and Darling Yaki. 1 Like |
Romance / Re: Humiliated By A Guy by shutupp: 4:38pm On Dec 06, 2013 |
Inshot I have tired |
Romance / Re: Humiliated By A Guy by shutupp: 8:05pm On Dec 05, 2013 |
No time abeg shey glo bis don dy work for android? |
Romance / Re: Humiliated By A Guy by shutupp: 8:03pm On Dec 05, 2013 |
Duke_Nija: There's so much perversion in the society mehn. I've had countless experiences in the past. Its like everybody is on heat. You'll see a female banker well dressed, doing you Poo and you can't do nothing about it. LolI dey tell u |
Romance / Re: If A Girl Should Tell U This!!! What Would U Do?? Advice Pls by shutupp: 6:37pm On Dec 05, 2013 |
#ClamingInnocentThings |
Romance / Re: Humiliated By A Guy by shutupp: 6:25pm On Dec 05, 2013 |
Hmmm 2 Likes |
Romance / Re: I Can't Believe That Guys Will Sleep With Those Rough Looking Girls In Brothels by shutupp: 10:41am On Dec 03, 2013 |
No offense Alikaxon: Thank u very much for ur advice. I'll take it. Do have a nice day at work or are u a business tycoon like me?Lol see person when dy claim business tycoon SMH 2 Likes |
Romance / Re: By Force By Fire I Must Make Front Page by shutupp: 6:50pm On Dec 02, 2013 |
I tire o |
Romance / Re: I Wonder Why Some Guys Will Get Erecktion While Dancing With A Girl In A Party? by shutupp: 6:40pm On Dec 02, 2013 |
Men I remember some time ago during a musical show olamide was on stage the place was so crowded and in front of me was this succulent girl., I come watch show jeje o, all of a sudden I started feeling something sweet turned my eyes away from olamide I noticed this girl in front of me grinding me die, am 100% sure she noticed it and liked it, it's only natural for it to happen to guys 4 Likes 1 Share |
Romance / By Force By Fire I Must Make Front Page by shutupp: 5:58pm On Dec 02, 2013 |
Watin sef I don provoke, all this yrs when I don dy for NL I nvr enter FP one day. All my username all my topic Watin sef they do me? Mod by force by fire I must enter FP or should I take it as if I have been duped? |
Romance / Re: Girl And Guy Phoneversation. by shutupp: 2:51pm On Dec 02, 2013 |
Booty butt chic: SMDBELT!must u spoil the fun |
Religion / Re: P0rnography Addiction by shutupp: 3:52pm On Nov 18, 2013 |
Romance / Re: How Do You See Women Who Take Gifts From Men by shutupp: 2:56pm On Nov 16, 2013 |
mama-gee:why |
Romance / Re: Why People Close Their Eyes Whilst Kissing by shutupp: 2:48pm On Nov 16, 2013 |
#enter thread noticed people commenting on op lips check her picture blinked twice exit topic |
Romance / Re: How To Sleep With Any Girl U Want Without Spending by shutupp: 9:24pm On Nov 15, 2013 |
ivyy: I don't think any matured guy would think of such much less execute the aforementioned.u try 1 Like |
Romance / Re: How To Sleep With Any Girl U Want Without Spending by shutupp: 6:41pm On Nov 15, 2013 |
demelza: All this stress just to enter woman leg? |
Romance / How To Sleep With Any Girl U Want Without Spending by shutupp: 5:29pm On Nov 15, 2013 |
Men it's quite simple, a friend thought me this awhile back all u need is 2 phones, here's how it works. 1st send a customized msg to your line. The title of the msg should b 4rm FirstBank or any bank you like (u can do dat 4rm any online sms site) locate the girl u want. In a bar or anywhere., start a conversation with her after introducing urself bla bla bla.... Pretend as if u just received the msg look at ur phone and act upset ''what!!! What wrong with this bank people they just keep charging me for no reason" nonchalantly show her the phone. NOTE: in the msg u text 2 urself from Firstbank let it be your a/c been debited with N1000 bla bla bla ur balance is N4,887,000 make sure she sees the amount, in her mind she will fill u just showing off with ur money., not knowing u showing off with wot u don't have While she's reading it tell her it's been going on all day. Talk to her 4 a Lil while den get her number. Call her the next day evening u guys should talk for like 10min tell her u work for NBC (always works) tell her u been thinking about her, she's pretty, bla bla bla (toast her 4 awhile sha) then ask her to accompany u to a friends engagement party at abuja ( I stay in lag I use abuja) she might hesitate a Lil tell her u guys will take a flight there and persuade her to think about it. NOTE: the party should b in 5days time. Call her the next day and invite her for a date in a guest house (tell her to meet u there) rapor with one of their worker if the babe bring along a friend the worker should send them back claiming u just left. If she's alone he should escort her u ur room, ask her what she wanna drink, most likely malt get 2. She will ask if u stay there and tell her u stay at the biggest area where u reside ask her if she wanna check it out, she will say yes., tell her that wanna take a shower 1st, while in d bathroom use ur oda phone 2 send another customized text saying N3m been credited to ur a/c make sure ur sms tone is loud enough, from the bathroom ask her who's calling, she will say it's a text, then ask her what it says? Gbam she will read it. Come out later sit close to her say some sweet things to her then kiss her, she may draw back a Lil with some persuading she will definitely give in GBAM!!! after u done tell her to hit the showers, immediately wear ur cloth and runaway.... boys are not smiling 4 Likes |
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