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RomanceRe: Good morning by shyling(f): 1:12pm On Jul 08, 2016
sumborri:
now I see where ur intrest in quoting me lies. Oga am not interested. Go look for ur type. If I were gay, you are too ugly to consider. So please leave me for the women who find me abhorent. They didn't complain to you.
Well as a lady I think you should have your but ripped apart
RomanceRe: Good morning by shyling(f): 11:09am On Jul 08, 2016
sumborri:
ok we have heard. Thank you doctor. NEXT Pleeeeeeeaaaaaaseeeee
The fact that ladies find you abhorrent does not mean you should kill yourself.... Guys can still tear your ass too give it a trial grin
RomanceRe: Good morning by shyling(f): 10:59am On Jul 08, 2016
sumborri:
who is this one wey common spelling you no fit accomplish. Where e dey do you. Na u be voltron the defender of wierdos ? or u just jobless this morning. No make me change am burst caplock on yo ass oh. Go and continue hawking ur pure water.
Obviously a bubble exists in your brain
RomanceRe: Good morning by shyling(f): 10:23am On Jul 08, 2016
sumborri:
who is this one. Lesbians shouldn't quote me. Do I know u from adam ? No vex me oh
Y mention her aproko but licker
LiteratureRe: Write Your Shortest Flash Fiction. Not More Than 25 Words. by shyling(f): 7:40pm On Jul 07, 2016
Audray:
Mornin' Shyling . How was ur night?
Hey mabebeza...
AutosRe: Auto Dealerships Listings? by shyling(f): 6:42am On Jul 07, 2016
It's a criminal offence to quote prices in dollars while in Nigeria!
PoliticsRe: Nairaland Forum Anti Corruption Movement To Aisha Buhari "Please Go To Usa" by shyling(f): 6:37am On Jul 07, 2016
zeusdgrt:
use my profile bbm pin! The mods should ban me then it will prove nairaland's integrity worth
Just an advice.... I would have given a second one but y after you rejected the first?
Technology MarketRe: REDUCE YOUR COST OF BUYING PETROL TO Power your Generator USE Cooking Gas by shyling(f): 6:36am On Jul 07, 2016
Are you iso standards and son standards certified or you just want to commit mass murders. Until you are it will be wise to quit advertising here.
Christianity EtcRe: HURIWA Accuses Buhari Of Making Nigeria An Islamic Country by shyling(f): 6:31am On Jul 07, 2016
Interesting
PoliticsRe: Nairaland Forum Anti Corruption Movement To Aisha Buhari "Please Go To Usa" by shyling(f): 6:28am On Jul 07, 2016
Almajiri1:
DSS and Efcc are lurking the social media for trails on whom to pay a visit.

People are getting silently taken out in this era of change. They come in various packages.
Really tell us more.
LiteratureRe: Throwback: The British Council Library Ibadan In 1964 by shyling(f): 6:18am On Jul 07, 2016
gisthit:
Nice one
No pictures....are you well?
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LiteratureRe: Write Your Shortest Flash Fiction. Not More Than 25 Words. by shyling(f): 6:16am On Jul 07, 2016
llaykorn:
In the beginning, there was the priest. And he was gay. But the day his partner confessed his sins, he was shot. The mystery was the shooter.
It's a case of a limping masquerade entering the evil forest and a limping man coming out later. . . Morning Audray....
LiteratureRe: Write Your Shortest Flash Fiction. Not More Than 25 Words. by shyling(f): 11:32pm On Jul 06, 2016
llaykorn:
The priest was behind the curtain. The man was there to confess. Then the curtain slid. "You can't confess your sins; they are too much", he said. grin
Alas he was he that had been trysting with him for over six months.... A priest warming the sheets...mouth agape soul weary he left...
CelebritiesRe: Sound Sultan's Maid Looks Unkept While His Family Is Beautiful For Eid Mubarak by shyling(f): 11:12pm On Jul 06, 2016
AuroraB:
Lemme know when you done monkeying about embarassed embarassed sad
Just a helping hand. Have confidence in your abilities.
Nairaland GeneralRe: What Is Wrong With People?!(late Nite Rant) by shyling(f): 11:08pm On Jul 06, 2016
Audray:
sooooooo you joblessly went ahead to check out my profile and comment on a thread that i opened eons ago. What is wrong with you?! Leave me the F****k alone.!
Calm down and ignore.
LiteratureRe: Write Your Shortest Flash Fiction. Not More Than 25 Words. by shyling(f): 11:05pm On Jul 06, 2016
EgunMogaji:
I take rules outside and give them a proper thrashing.

I'm an anti establishment rebel, what can I say? grin
You're through with fasting I see.
LiteratureRe: Write Your Shortest Flash Fiction. Not More Than 25 Words. by shyling(f): 11:04pm On Jul 06, 2016
Audray:
So...you got any pointers?Tips?
Off forum.
CelebritiesRe: Sound Sultan's Maid Looks Unkept While His Family Is Beautiful For Eid Mubarak by shyling(f): 9:13pm On Jul 06, 2016
AuroraB:
ai need no maid, Shyling undecided
I can take care of my *hitt cool
I have one for you...though who can take care also of your husband.
CelebritiesRe: Sound Sultan's Maid Looks Unkept While His Family Is Beautiful For Eid Mubarak by shyling(f): 5:53pm On Jul 06, 2016
AuroraB:
smiley yeah, you do wink
Don't worry...she's hardworking respectable and warm.... She'll be just fine as your maid.
LiteratureRe: Write Your Shortest Flash Fiction. Not More Than 25 Words. by shyling(f): 5:52pm On Jul 06, 2016
Audray:
Sorry to disappoint you .But I'm no J .Tolkien sad
You're and more. Just listen to the voice of your own soul.....
LiteratureRe: Write Your Shortest Flash Fiction. Not More Than 25 Words. by shyling(f): 5:50pm On Jul 06, 2016
Audray:
Don't be a wet blanket.
Oops not that.... I still got eyes for you candidly. I just like spurring you on to greater heights..
PoliticsRe: Youths Must Be Involved In Fighting Crime Expert by shyling(f): 5:41pm On Jul 06, 2016
To protect who? You must be raving MADD .
If truly you're a security expert you'll know that what this country needs is human security not national security...
LiteratureRe: Write Your Shortest Flash Fiction. Not More Than 25 Words. by shyling(f): 5:39pm On Jul 06, 2016
Audray:
More life.Are you kidding me? undecided
Nope! Just gets boring reading neophytic writings when you can do far better.
CelebritiesRe: Sound Sultan's Maid Looks Unkept While His Family Is Beautiful For Eid Mubarak by shyling(f): 5:37pm On Jul 06, 2016
AuroraB:
They think leaving her unkempt makes her unattractive to their hubby lipsrsealed undecided
Oluwa! I need no maid tho cheesy
I have one karishika for you....free of charge!
LiteratureRe: Write Your Shortest Flash Fiction. Not More Than 25 Words. by shyling(f): 5:10pm On Jul 06, 2016
Audray:
Hmmm.Have this:
**
I slide down slowly,Lower...Your eyes on mine, hungry...dark.Then comes the swirl...long and slow.You shudder and whisper...breathlessly, "More".
Good it could use some more life though
LiteratureRe: Write Your Shortest Flash Fiction. Not More Than 25 Words. by shyling(f): 5:08pm On Jul 06, 2016
Audray:
grin YOU are the train aren't you?!
Don't project.
CrimeRe: Photo Of The Police DPO Whose Ear Was Chopped Off In Anambra by shyling(f): 4:25pm On Jul 06, 2016
Viewers discretion!
PoliticsRe: I’ll Appeal Court Ruling – Sheriff by shyling(f): 4:20pm On Jul 06, 2016
Nuisance.
TravelRe: Nigerians In Pretoria, Sunnyside, South Africa Suffering. by shyling(f): 4:17pm On Jul 06, 2016
No mention will be responded to henceforth. Go and get busy.
LiteratureRe: Write Your Shortest Flash Fiction. Not More Than 25 Words. by shyling(f): 4:12pm On Jul 06, 2016
Audray:
1.Mark smiled as he casually stepped onto the tracks,the clatter of the locomotive now close,then he yelled at it... "I am a god!"
It takes intelligence to know you can control and be in absolute charge of the train. . . it's god without been in it's track..... O Audray....

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