Romance › Re: Good morning by shyling(f): 1:12pm On Jul 08, 2016 |
sumborri: now I see where ur intrest in quoting me lies. Oga am not interested. Go look for ur type. If I were gay, you are too ugly to consider. So please leave me for the women who find me abhorent. They didn't complain to you. Well as a lady I think you should have your but ripped apart |
Romance › Re: Good morning by shyling(f): 11:09am On Jul 08, 2016 |
sumborri: ok we have heard. Thank you doctor. NEXT Pleeeeeeeaaaaaaseeeee The fact that ladies find you abhorrent does not mean you should kill yourself.... Guys can still tear your ass too give it a trial  |
Romance › Re: Good morning by shyling(f): 10:59am On Jul 08, 2016 |
sumborri: who is this one wey common spelling you no fit accomplish. Where e dey do you. Na u be voltron the defender of wierdos ? or u just jobless this morning. No make me change am burst caplock on yo ass oh. Go and continue hawking ur pure water. Obviously a bubble exists in your brain |
Romance › Re: Good morning by shyling(f): 10:23am On Jul 08, 2016 |
sumborri: who is this one. Lesbians shouldn't quote me. Do I know u from adam ? No vex me oh Y mention her aproko but licker |
Literature › Re: Write Your Shortest Flash Fiction. Not More Than 25 Words. by shyling(f): 7:40pm On Jul 07, 2016 |
Audray: Mornin' Shyling . How was ur night? Hey mabebeza... |
Autos › Re: Auto Dealerships Listings? by shyling(f): 6:42am On Jul 07, 2016 |
It's a criminal offence to quote prices in dollars while in Nigeria! |
Politics › Re: Nairaland Forum Anti Corruption Movement To Aisha Buhari "Please Go To Usa" by shyling(f): 6:37am On Jul 07, 2016 |
zeusdgrt: use my profile bbm pin! The mods should ban me then it will prove nairaland's integrity worth Just an advice.... I would have given a second one but y after you rejected the first? |
Technology Market › Re: REDUCE YOUR COST OF BUYING PETROL TO Power your Generator USE Cooking Gas by shyling(f): 6:36am On Jul 07, 2016 |
Are you iso standards and son standards certified or you just want to commit mass murders. Until you are it will be wise to quit advertising here. |
Christianity Etc › Re: HURIWA Accuses Buhari Of Making Nigeria An Islamic Country by shyling(f): 6:31am On Jul 07, 2016 |
Interesting |
Politics › Re: Nairaland Forum Anti Corruption Movement To Aisha Buhari "Please Go To Usa" by shyling(f): 6:28am On Jul 07, 2016 |
Almajiri1: DSS and Efcc are lurking the social media for trails on whom to pay a visit.
People are getting silently taken out in this era of change. They come in various packages. Really tell us more. |
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Literature › Re: Throwback: The British Council Library Ibadan In 1964 by shyling(f): 6:18am On Jul 07, 2016 |
gisthit: Nice one No pictures....are you well? 1 Like |
Literature › Re: Write Your Shortest Flash Fiction. Not More Than 25 Words. by shyling(f): 6:16am On Jul 07, 2016 |
llaykorn: In the beginning, there was the priest. And he was gay. But the day his partner confessed his sins, he was shot. The mystery was the shooter. It's a case of a limping masquerade entering the evil forest and a limping man coming out later. . . Morning Audray.... |
Literature › Re: Write Your Shortest Flash Fiction. Not More Than 25 Words. by shyling(f): 11:32pm On Jul 06, 2016 |
llaykorn: The priest was behind the curtain. The man was there to confess. Then the curtain slid. "You can't confess your sins; they are too much", he said.  Alas he was he that had been trysting with him for over six months.... A priest warming the sheets...mouth agape soul weary he left... |
Celebrities › Re: Sound Sultan's Maid Looks Unkept While His Family Is Beautiful For Eid Mubarak by shyling(f): 11:12pm On Jul 06, 2016 |
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Nairaland General › Re: What Is Wrong With People?!(late Nite Rant) by shyling(f): 11:08pm On Jul 06, 2016 |
Audray: sooooooo you joblessly went ahead to check out my profile and comment on a thread that i opened eons ago. What is wrong with you?! Leave me the F****k alone.! Calm down and ignore. |
Literature › Re: Write Your Shortest Flash Fiction. Not More Than 25 Words. by shyling(f): 11:05pm On Jul 06, 2016 |
EgunMogaji: I take rules outside and give them a proper thrashing.
I'm an anti establishment rebel, what can I say?  You're through with fasting I see. |
Literature › Re: Write Your Shortest Flash Fiction. Not More Than 25 Words. by shyling(f): 11:04pm On Jul 06, 2016 |
Audray: So...you got any pointers?Tips? Off forum. |
Celebrities › Re: Sound Sultan's Maid Looks Unkept While His Family Is Beautiful For Eid Mubarak by shyling(f): 9:13pm On Jul 06, 2016 |
AuroraB: ai need no maid, Shyling  I can take care of my *hitt  I have one for you...though who can take care also of your husband. |
Celebrities › Re: Sound Sultan's Maid Looks Unkept While His Family Is Beautiful For Eid Mubarak by shyling(f): 5:53pm On Jul 06, 2016 |
AuroraB:
yeah, you do  Don't worry...she's hardworking respectable and warm.... She'll be just fine as your maid. |
Literature › Re: Write Your Shortest Flash Fiction. Not More Than 25 Words. by shyling(f): 5:52pm On Jul 06, 2016 |
Audray: Sorry to disappoint you .But I'm no J .Tolkien  You're and more. Just listen to the voice of your own soul..... |
Literature › Re: Write Your Shortest Flash Fiction. Not More Than 25 Words. by shyling(f): 5:50pm On Jul 06, 2016 |
Audray: Don't be a wet blanket. Oops not that.... I still got eyes for you candidly. I just like spurring you on to greater heights.. |
Politics › Re: Youths Must Be Involved In Fighting Crime Expert by shyling(f): 5:41pm On Jul 06, 2016 |
To protect who? You must be raving MADD . If truly you're a security expert you'll know that what this country needs is human security not national security... |
Literature › Re: Write Your Shortest Flash Fiction. Not More Than 25 Words. by shyling(f): 5:39pm On Jul 06, 2016 |
Audray: More life.Are you kidding me?  Nope! Just gets boring reading neophytic writings when you can do far better. |
Celebrities › Re: Sound Sultan's Maid Looks Unkept While His Family Is Beautiful For Eid Mubarak by shyling(f): 5:37pm On Jul 06, 2016 |
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Literature › Re: Write Your Shortest Flash Fiction. Not More Than 25 Words. by shyling(f): 5:10pm On Jul 06, 2016 |
Audray: Hmmm.Have this: ** I slide down slowly,Lower...Your eyes on mine, hungry...dark.Then comes the swirl...long and slow.You shudder and whisper...breathlessly, "More". Good it could use some more life though |
Literature › Re: Write Your Shortest Flash Fiction. Not More Than 25 Words. by shyling(f): 5:08pm On Jul 06, 2016 |
Audray:
YOU are the train aren't you?! Don't project. |
Crime › Re: Photo Of The Police DPO Whose Ear Was Chopped Off In Anambra by shyling(f): 4:25pm On Jul 06, 2016 |
Viewers discretion! |
Politics › Re: I’ll Appeal Court Ruling – Sheriff by shyling(f): 4:20pm On Jul 06, 2016 |
Nuisance. |
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Travel › Re: Nigerians In Pretoria, Sunnyside, South Africa Suffering. by shyling(f): 4:17pm On Jul 06, 2016 |
No mention will be responded to henceforth. Go and get busy. |
Literature › Re: Write Your Shortest Flash Fiction. Not More Than 25 Words. by shyling(f): 4:12pm On Jul 06, 2016 |
Audray: 1.Mark smiled as he casually stepped onto the tracks,the clatter of the locomotive now close,then he yelled at it... "I am a god!" It takes intelligence to know you can control and be in absolute charge of the train. . . it's god without been in it's track..... O Audray.... |