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Vincent 4: Mad people...una de talk of camp forgetting una go Bleep tire for there..........
Things to take to de camp
1.Aborttion tablet in case
2.white quinene
3.andrew liver salt
4. cartons of condom like 5 or 8

Watch tongue man, no one is mad here.

Thanks Bukky for the list of things to buy. I'll go look for disposable undies, i sure need it.
Pls concerning the statement of result, my school didnt give it to me, they only gave me success letter(which stands for certificate) how do i go about it? Is it really important to go to the camp wit it(statement of result)? Thanks.

moshoodn: SINCERELY, THIS IS THE COOLEST, MOST SOOTHING WORDS ANYONE EVER SAID SINCE LAST NIGHT IN RESPECT OF THE LITTLE ISH. . .

THANKS A LOT, CUTE ONE. . .

HOUSE IS BACK TO NORMAL. . . YOU CLOSED THE CASE.

Thanks dearie. Goodmorning house. Have a lovely dai.

Goodnight my doc.

Hmmm, it really rained cats'n'dogs in the house, i hope it's not too much champagne from Ani's birthday crusade.
My two sweethearts were having a fight.
Nori darling, i know you've forgotten about it all even as u re asleep u'll wake up wit a smile, pls dont let ur mind get sour, forget about it all, you know i love seeing u in the house. Sweetdreams sweetie and pls dont dream of BankyW tonight, lol. Love ya.
Uj my love, the only one who makes me smile, u know anytime i see u my heart leaps with joy, pls i dont like it when you re angry or get into a fight, abeg forget about what happened last night and let's all move on wit one heart. You know i love you plenty.Kisskiss.
Sir Moosh, pls dont be angry, you know you re the one incharge of the house now, as Mr 9 and Shy went to Dubai on a shopping spree, pls forget about what happened and let's move on. I remember when Shy and I had problems wit Odico that he even threatened to shoot us wit his gun, we apologised to him and life continued. This thread is standing out already, it's natural to quarrel but it's not healthy to bear grudges in our hearts and start beefin, that's where the division starts, pls lets just forget what happened and move on. I love you all.

moshoodn: HMMMMMM. . . WELL, THE FIRST STEP IN SCIENCE IS OBSERVATION. . .

NICE OBSERVATION, RIGHT ONE INDEED.

NOW, LEMME GET YOU YOUR HYPOTHESIS.

"She's got a nice backside cos she's got straight legs, good carriage(swag), good height, and admirable a.s.s"

nell07: Sigba dear....
I see u o.

I see u too sweerie. Missing you on the other side.

anitank: Lol! I don't do panty host or leggings with gowns swty. I think I got great legs and so I can't help flaunting dem *winks* Dat day jst wasn't one of my days

You can say that again.

anitank: Lmao! Dat wld be d day I wore a very short gown to schl, den d wind decided to deal wit me. It so breezy I had to hold dwn my dress wit both hands. D entire faculty was lookin at me laughin. I felt so ashamed I had to beg someone to go call a cab guy for me. Mheeeeen, it was a hell of a day for me.my frnds tuks pics of me sef....leme shw u

#15tonguesout# next time you wear a panty hose or leggins. You have a nice back side, cant help but notice it.

's up Shy. Dont expect me to welcome you cos i dey vex for you. I hope you re ok sha.

ujchief: *clears throat*...can i get a vicks blue in da houz?

Lol. My lips are enough to free ur congested airway.

nell07: and since everyone wants to go on d 30th....
Dat means there'll be a queue on d 30th.. And on d 2nd'll be free as most ppl'd ve signed in.... And then comes nelson...d only one standing to register

Lol. This boy, you wont wound me wit laugh oh.

fashrola: so u r going to AKS too?

Yes i am, i must thank you for all the informations you gave us about Ak, it helped me decide on serving there, i actually wanted to serve in Rivers state, but your infos made me change my mind. I believe i'll enjoy every bit of my stay there and get oppourtunities for biz and jobs. Thanks again. Akwaibom ayaya.

anitank: So u're among those on d 'watch weight' quest? Hmmmm, ulcer dey town sha. I eat anything and everything eatable o

You no get wahala naw..

norilicious: happy birthday Annie...wish u LLNP..missin sigba..were is she??....

I'm here my delicious norilicious, i don miss you sotey i come adapt to not seeing you in the house, how's you?

nell07: *EMBOLDENED d word 'retaliate' for my mind*
heheheheh dat must be wat they mean when they say 'SWEET REVENGE'

Lol. Nelly sweerie. How's you naw?

uzor02: Hello big house U̶̲̥̅̊ guys re D̶̲̥̅̊ bomb U̶̲̥̅̊ re doing a great work here helping us knw what to expect in camp kudos keep D̶̲̥̅̊ flag flying am new here D̶̲̥̅̊ name Ȋ̝̊̅̄§ chibuzo am male a graduate of Michael okpara uni n I will love to serve in akwa ibom.....una too much

Welcome to our big house. I hope to meet you in Akwaibom camp.

anitank: Sigba I alredy ordered a jumbo sized caked for u,u shld get it within d hour

Lol. See me see big cake, 'm watching my weight but i wont mind compromising cos of you. Thanks sweerie. I shall retaliate.

bukkylois: disposable undies r rily kul, 5pieces of panties for 200, just wear n throw away

Where do i get them? Do they come in packets?

Happy birthday Ani. Wish ya the best.

bukkylois: Hehehe nell buy disposable boxers

Disposable undies. Tell me about it. The price etc. Not heard of that before.

Okoya: A girl put her dad's pix as her DP on fathers day. Her
friend pinged her, Sayin: "So u too dey collect from
dis maga"! I hate dat big fool,he no dey use
condom........ lols

Lol. Heartbreaking.

OKOYA i see you. I saw ur messages, sorry i dont know what's wrong wit my browser, it shows 'm online while 'm offline, i didnt mean to ignore u, i was offline. Thanks.

Nell, 'm online. It's a boring sunday.

anitank: Lol I tire o. And its SIGBA that started d false alarm. She can't wait to eat d b.day cake. Babe relax u hear? I go order one full cake jst for u alone. Thankx all d same luv *hugs*

Lol. I'm expecting it.

mykejones: Guys!!! Kaduna under attack.
Zaria has been tripply hit and my area has just been hit too.
Make una pray 4us o

Wow. I hope you are safe.
Loskee, are you safe? May God protect u all and ur families.

ujchief: @1, u wan mark ur teritory, tel us say u wan hook up wif loskee, gud 4 u, but u for stop there, u messed up wit ur pnt 2,
@2, me and sigba are good, she aint complainin, & i aint unfaithful, so chil bros T. Shes prety, and i knew it even b4 i saw her pix.
Like i said earlier, u should hav stoped at pt 1

The art of marking one's teritory. Guys u need to book Uj for a tutorial.

anitank: I didn't know dere wld b a picnic in camp

Lol. This babe, you no well.

Okoya: Two big packs of golden morn
Two big packs of kellogs corn flakes
One big pack of rice krispies
One extra size of Dana milk
One pack of complan
Two packs of hollandia yogurt
One small bottle of alomo bitters
Sevens pieces of apples
One pack of horlicks
Three pieces of Irish spring
One dettol...........

Hmmm, are you going for Omugwo?

ujchief: u guys cant beat the ujchief/sigba conection. Wireless hi fi, bluetooth compatible, runs in all OS, with foolproof antivirus and inbuilt internal memory! We rock!

You go fear na. I'm feeling the boy

kinnad: Time 4 some moment of truth b4 i lay down ma head. I'll gv just two
1. D most admired gal n d houz is dr.Loskee lotachi,but sorry guys ~we're committed 2 each oda~(Loskinnad)
2. D most beatiful in da hauz is nancie sigba,but it appears d guys r blind,save ujchief who's nt even faithful 2 ha(still eyez oda chiks )
well u guys shld try n go 2 church o! Lets go n show God how grateful we r

Hmmmm, lol, i'm blushing. Thanks cuttie, you re mouthed. Ujchief hope you've heard, hold me well o.