₦airaland Forum

ehie: Only God knows what we are eating in Nigeria...our stup..id government is definately not even aware of GM food,that cause all sorts of genitic defects and cancer

I dunno about you oo as for me and my family we eat from our farm at the back of our house.
On a serious note, most Nigerians are less exposed to these GMO foods.

Una sha get time...

IbroSaunks: I'm sorry sigba, I left...relocated to Osun state..

okay. Enjoy.

@ibrosaunks, wre wre.u posted to.for ur ppa?

Students balme school authority, school authority blame students. Na wa o!!

ahmsta: Heheheheheh!!!! .... Application letter indeed.


Something telling me this is an intentional write up though... But u still gat me LMFAO!!!

Lol, i saw it online, dunno if it was formed.

Lol, saw this somewhere, thought i should share it here.

APPLICATION LETTER INDEED.

Dear sir,
I am Name is tenager, I
apply to my job of
...
security guard to you
boss in your company of
ECO BANK. ...I am complete
to Sitted 7 examination
certificate in 2003. My
skool here... Okingo OBE
very good. ... I am 29 ears
to be Born of age and no
wafe and no childish. My
father dead long time ago
and my mother is marry in
BENIN REPUBLIC country
there 10 years now, no
sees her until now, so
nobody known to help
me...no money and food
and tea and drink. My
certificate is just sitting in
home for itself, but passes
in Mathematics,
Geography, Science and all
subjects but fail in English
because of Ofuaku Albert
teacher teaching me is
look jelous of myself. Me
because wear expenses
cloth and shoe than
teacher igbo. I here that
people you want security
guards to your company
and I...... tell you I am one of
that job experience for 2
years looking video for
Rambo I, II and III. I also shot
thief dead. I want to join
the company of You and
chase criminal and thief
out with SMG of me. I can
fight for SMG, arrow,
spear, panga, knife, stick
and stones. Me also can
fight for boxing like
Tyson. Please consider my
aplication very careful
and call me any time
because me have hand
telephone now. I am red
for interview with you if
you like me. Me have no
photocopy certificate
because the photocopy
machine there at Niger
Delta shop is a long time
and very old it can
mistake spelling in the
certificate, that is why.I
am very hornest and I
didn't steal since I born
until now, I can speak
English free. I have no
very much to right I have
end here. Please also
greet your wife and
childish!
Yours faithfully!!!
Ademola Mathew

Ok. Congrats .

Kslib: Good for them.. Their over feeding don too much.. Haba.. Sue dis one for battery right,sue dat one for design right,sue did foe dat... Inshort,i wan sue for apple for name right.. Who give them the right to call their company "APPLE".. I think we already get fruit wey dey bear the name apple... I for sue them for design right,if to say person no chop small comot for their own apple design.. Abeg,any courageous and fearless lawyer should contact me.. Asap

Lol.

@Topic
What do they mean by misleading appologies please.

Ibrosaunks, how's Nsit-Attai tody?

pendusky: A cover letter is not a job application - it's a short and specific letter that should always accompany any resume, folio or any other application documents that you send to a prospective employer...i think its not a new thing but people dnt knw...i can remember when the white men shook their head in agreement when they saw my cover letter during the interview... Jst google cover letter sample...u wil see samples...

Thanks.

My bathtub and toilet, i wash it with vim, bleach and Izal thrice a week.

pendusky: My first ever interview was at Mobil in Eket and the interviewers wer white men... u needed to listen attentively or u wont get their accent... the interview was taken place at a hotel, ther we wer given free meal 'serve ur self' while waiting for ur turn... Then 5 people turn by turn wer called inside a 18seater bus to their main site, guy we wer sharp, we buckle our seat belt (safety matter) as we wer monitord, ther they measure our coverall and safety boots as if u don get d job already, and then one white man tested our practical knwledge, after that we went bk, then gear up for the main oral interview... The two white men here wer friendly... That simple question why do want to work with us is trickish, You need to knw d company mision and vision statements, it helps... Then always use cover letter for ur cv... Smile...and called every1 even d cleaner sir

Pls i dont understand what u mean by using a cover letter, i'l appreciate if u explain. Thanks.

binger: Anythin more than 500grand,am broke. Cos i can be vry xtravagant at times.and when i see digits reaching 7,i feel i have a lot and go into spending spree

God, na this kynd customer i dey pray for oo. Send this type my way. Amen.

searay: I think GEJ should be blame for this. Really a sad news.

GEJ? Blame? Ghana? Let me assume you joking.

pweeryambre: My cousin and her husband totally left food arrangement in d hands of one hired woman dat looks more like a bouncer,along wit her team. she kept shoutin at piple and were so stingy in sharin d food,I for one, ate one tiny leg of chicken with amount of rice dat measured abt 5 scoopes of spoons. It was horrible.and at d end. One big (ite ona) pot of egusi soup got stale, along with 3 coolers of fried rice, and lots of semolina wrapd in celo bag where just in heaps lookin at us. I say its better to leave wedding plans in hands of relatives who knows better than a total stranger.

My dear, i no even know where to stand on cos i vowed not to involve family members on Item 7 after the experience i had frm my friend's wedding, it was her family members that wre serving the food and drinks, u need to see how food was flying over our heads on big trays carried by my friend's fat fat aunties, serving their husbands, kids and their guests, some people ate more than once while other'ss didnt eat anything, it was really bad. If possible on my wedding day i'll stand up and serve cos i want everyone to eat to their full.

luluosas: My friend in the office won his own from the promotion www.jumia.com ran sometime ago.

Cool, the promo has ended, i guess.

Uta. Igbo.

joanana: in Slot, it is sold 4 90,000

Nna mehn, that's enough to start my dream business as an aspiring enterprenure.

miketonic: anything that involve death and cemetry... it turns me on...lol i dont know what is wrong with me... even looking at this picture makes me wanna do the do..lol

Na so serial killer dey take start..

Super1759: to the flood victims,how did they get to know about the diverts. Atimes,we nigerians are eager to conclude,even here in Nairaland. We are toooo impatient and think with without reasoning

What do u mean??

IbroSaunks: For real?? We should totally hook up

lol, i hope u get posted to my LGA.

Awwww!! Congrats dearies, i'm happy for u guys, i wish u guys jrny mercies to ur camps and a peacefull and healthy stay in camp. As for those of posted to Akwa-Ibom state, Akwa-Ibom ado okay, we re waiting for u all, Welcome in Advance.

Motivating...

Showing too much care and love, though we are still dating i've gotta stop it cos he's taking it for granted. Nice thread, 've learnt alot.

Aahh!! She's fulfilling all rigteousnes naw. Free her joor.