₦airaland Forum

jesse8048: Bugatti (n) is a name of a person, animal, place or thing.
U ok

9-zeros:
@shy n all: Am sorry 4 neva sayin goodbye. Goodbye.

mykejones: Wow!
I'l be damned!!
For real?
Congratz 2 d 2luv birds..atleast,the hous has produced sometin beautiful despite it's dilapidated fate now.
Nwayz..congratz.
Sigba!!!
Sigba!
How many times i call u?
Ok o

Tunbolity: Its a lie,Aki wife never born ooo

uzor02: D̶̲̥̅̊ name Ȋ̝̊̅̄§ chibuzo don't knw if it rings a bell bt I knw well I had a short friend who I always hang out with

Nonywendy: im nt miss, im mr. Bt all d same no þroblem. U can cum to cali....add me on fb for clarification... Nony Azodo

annastacia15: I was initially posted to borno state, we just concluded our orientation camp in benue state and I was redeployed to akwa ibom state. When is the best time to report and how do I influence my ppa to be in the capital. Please akwa ibom corps members reply me. Thank you.
Note:Orientation camp ended 15th august.

uzor02: Could dis be nancy

uzor02: Serious!!!!

flairlady: wow,good to hear from all of you again,i really missed da big house,i was posted to a bakery in a warri suburb,DSC express,delta state,and evrything is fine.i would be working with the quality assurance dept of the company.any MDGs corper in the house?

Nonywendy: was also in platoon 5 bt dint meet her

uzor02: I was in platoon 9 too n we were D̶̲̥̅̊ best in akwa ibom camp

Ms_Steph: same wit mine. We r d same. We came 9th in almost everitin. But 1st in Mr mancho nd dancing

Ms_Steph: I was also in platoon9. 1 oooooooooooooo

Gombs: lol..I did the last one tire...Lol...Fact is i dont do any of the above listed since i left primary school...Lol..Whenever i think of the above listed,i'd scream and say "thank God i've grown up" ...Lol

Gombs: Pls eh house...Let's leave the ppa gist and deviate small...Shygal ppa wan make me sue nysc for taking my to one village in the south south...Anyways,Which of these did u do as a
child?
1) Dip the bread inside the tea?
2) Mix the entire white rice and
stew before eating
3) Pour dry garri on your beans
porridge
4) Share the meat and let the
eldest pick first
5) Crack the bone and suck out
the marrow
6) Can't eat the meat until u
finish the food
7) Put the morning tea inside the
freezer to block
Bite the crown and put it into
d bottle of coke
9) Use the meat to finish d
remaining eba
10) Put the medicine inside the
roll of eba
11) Licking the plate with your
tongue
12) Or pickin your nose n rollin into ball what you picked outta your nose.

Be sincere(i know say some of us still do ALL of the above...Lol), Reply with Number &
keep the fun going!!
Cheers...

Kwinjane: Am serving in Rivers State. PH actually. d place is fun oooooo. Am teaching @ FGGC abuloma. Corpers weee ooooooo

don blacky: Well it wasn't me dat it happend 2,but i was in d car too(my co learner)..... It was a frnds driving skool,he offered 2 help me learn,so on dat faithful day,i was bhind d wheels taking instructions 4rm my frnd....but there was dis busybody at d back seat(cos if its nt ur turn 2 drive,u will seat at d bck seat(co learners))d busybody kept on shouting nd also instructing me.lyk he is nw an expert.telling me wat 2 do nd wat nt 2 do.i bcame angry nd came down 4 him 2 drive(even d instructor was angry). So we asked hm 2 drive...he was all excited nd jumped in nd even refused listening 2 d instructor,b4 we knew it,he zoomed off.at 1st he was doing fine,then he increased his speed nd d problem started. We got 2 a bend,he didnt slow down,at 1st i was comfortable tinking he knws wat he was doing,nt until i looked at his face nd saw him sweating nd panting,i tapped d instructor nd held his shoulder...meanwhile d "SABI GUY" was still on full speed nd there was a thick bush in front of us.i nd d instructor sensing dat we were heading 2wards d bush,started shouting"march break,march break". D guy removed his hands 4rm d steering nd bent his head down looking 4 d breaks shouting"wey am wey am wey am". (4 my mind i say"i die well,na who send me ehhhhhh"instructor dey shout "jesus ehhhhhhh"...we just entered d bush wit full speed nd kept on hitting nd falling plants untill we were stopped by a thick plantain plantation....d instructor nd d busybody were slightly injured....when we came down,d instructor gave d guy a very big slap nd heavy kick..but i couldn't do any tin(cos i was shaking all over,nd praising God silently). Mehn 4 two weeks i no near motor,it was d instructor nd my mum dat persuaded me 2 go bck nd continue(4giv my english pls)

don blacky: Well it wasn't me dat it happend 2,but i was in d car too(my co learner)..... It was a frnds driving skool,he offered 2 help me learn,so on dat faithful day,i was bhind d wheels taking instructions 4rm my frnd....but there was dis busybody at d back seat(cos if its nt ur turn 2 drive,u will seat at d bck seat(co learners))d busybody kept on shouting nd also instructing me.lyk he is nw an expert.telling me wat 2 do nd wat nt 2 do.i bcame angry nd came down 4 him 2 drive(even d instructor was angry). So we asked hm 2 drive...he was all excited nd jumped in nd even refused listening 2 d instructor,b4 we knew it,he zoomed off.at 1st he was doing fine,then he increased his speed nd d problem started. We got 2 a bend,he didnt slow down,at 1st i was comfortable tinking he knws wat he was doing,nt until i looked at his face nd saw him sweating nd panting,i tapped d instructor nd held his shoulder...meanwhile d "SABI GUY" was still on full speed nd there was a thick bush in front of us.i nd d instructor sensing dat we were heading 2wards d bush,started shouting"march break,march break". D guy removed his hands 4rm d steering nd bent his head down looking 4 d breaks shouting"wey am wey am wey am". (4 my mind i say"i die well,na who send me ehhhhhh"instructor dey shout "jesus ehhhhhhh"...we just entered d bush wit full speed nd kept on hitting nd falling plants untill we were stopped by a thick plantain plantation....d instructor nd d busybody were slightly injured....when we came down,d instructor gave d guy a very big slap nd heavy kick..but i couldn't do any tin(cos i was shaking all over,nd praising God silently). Mehn 4 two weeks i no near motor,it was d instructor nd my mum dat persuaded me 2 go bck nd continue(4giv my english pls)

smart-dude:
aldou i had no accident...but ma eye saw ma ears dat day...i was frightened wen a teepar was behind me and to make matters worse my rear view mirror was bent so wen i lukd at it to c d oda car i saw no driver....it was just like in d spirit world for me....i nearly fainted....but calmed myself down dat there was no way in hell dat car was moving by itself....so i decerelated a little and it passed den i saw d driver......lol

Oliver like me: Well, mine happed like dis and i called it 2go love,
i met dis girl on 2go, after some chat we excharge numbers and she angry 2 my girlfriend, we have been 2gether 4 about 5 mouths now, on july 15 dis year, she came 2 my place and we were 2gether from 3 in the af2non til 8 in d night, so i told her to start going home cus it late, she said dat i should follow her to her dad place where she stays, so i did, few blocks b4 we wil reach her dad place, i told her 2 go home cus i don't want questions 4rm her dad, she said ok but b4 i leave i should romance her a little which i agree, we went 2 a dark corner where nobody wil reconize us, we started romancing, we spend about 2hr romancing suddenly i saw some1 pointing touch light at us approching fast, immiadiatly she said, eaya i don enter trouble O, my daddy. I reply yur dad, she said yes , i told her dat since he has nt com 2 close 2 us, we should run and hide but she said no dat i should stand and told her dad dat am excouting her, i don't knw what took my leg 2 run, i discharge b4 she knw it, as i was runing i fell into pit, i came out of d pit and went hom, i did't sleep house dat very day, thinking dat her dad we com dat night, cus she is d only child her dad have and her dad is an retired Army, i left my mum place 2 work around 5:30am the next day, i went online whether she is online bt she is nt, i was 2 afraid 2 call her, i was restless 2ru out dat day, later in d evening she send me txt 2 com online which i quickly did.
She told me dat that man was nt her father and i have loose her dat we can nt be 2gether again, i ask her why, she said my action show dat i can't stand 4 her in time of trouble dat am nt man enough 2 b her man.
Am miss her now very badly

mastroesco: Sup Gal, hope you doing Great. Am Obinna who kept calling from Taraba Camp if u can remember. How's AK State?
Na una dey enjoy oo. This people no get teachers o. Na coppers the wan give all d work load then Pay 2k at month end. Na just Extra PPA go help sha. Where u at now??

Okoya: Guess u ve not seen ur inbox on FB.... Was redeployed..... Ur no is always switched off!

anitank: Okoya was redeployed. He's been wanting to hook up wit u.

Okoya: Which LG? I'm posted to Eket....