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9-zeros:
chai sigba, so u finally enter one chance. lol.

My Uj durling no be one chance o! He's d real deal.

ujchief: another uniben graduate. The other one was ice-FISH, dis one na dennis-BEE, wheres aligator, chimpanze and gorilla? Laff wan tear my empty stomach

LOL, HahahahahahaKwakwakwakwakwakwa, you no well o!

naijaobi: GOOD MORNING EVERYONE...
WOW, AV MISD A LOT O...AV BN AT SCHL TO FINISH UP MY CLEARANCE

Eh ya. I can imagine how stressfull it can be. Hope you re done wit it. We missed you more.

ujchief: i wont mind being caught hornie, if anyone asks me why i was sent out of camp, with a big smile on my face, i'll proudly say, 'i was robbing my luv's back'.

Awww, that's so touching. If you can do this that means you can also die for me, chei, i have found true love, whatelse do i want in life?

Phewww! I finally made it here.
@Nori darling, i was'nt quite, i dozed off after a hot bath.
@Uj love: you'll scrub my back every morning in camp, pray they dont catch u
@Sufi, abeg no vex, u didnt inform us about ur birthday like Teteyeks did. Happy birthday in arrear sha.
@Doc Loskee, what's for breakfast i'm starving, i missed dinner.
@All, maximum greetings to y'all, have a lovely day.

bukkylois: Okoya pls help d ladies and get normal shorts....we don't want to see ur hairy legs

Kai, this girl, u wont kill me wit laughter o! Hairy legs(my imagination just ran to Tom's (in the cartoon, Tom and Jerry) skinny and hairy legs

Phewww! At last, 'm on the same page wit u guys, i wanna go nd have my bath, dunno how many new pages i'll have to read when i get back.

anuz: @ sigba, i ve bn outside since wiv ma loads. Nobody to help wiv arrangement. Nid Help.

My services are exclusive to Ujchief, ask for his permission on this.

ujchief: Also, i saw madam silat, she must be reading from page 142 to catch up. She'll get to pg 180 and discover we've moved! Thats a pity!

Yeah, by the time she gets here, we re in page 80. This na real punishment o! I left for a few mins and behold, 4 new pages. I'm thinking of skipping pages o! Thank God Sufi is not here to catch me.

ujchief: yessssss! Now i'm lovin thiz rum. It beats that silly boring big broda rum showin on mnet...sigba dearie, where do i keep my luguages?

Dont worry, i'll arrange ur stuffs for u.

norilicious: hey una wicked o..i tot we wer one family see d bunk u guys left for me...broken bunk, right beside d door... sigba shy n loskee so u gals cnt even kip beta space for me??hey! let me rush bck to d old house n get my mosquito net..if mosquito gets too much here i will go n squat wit oga 9 jst for d nite.*winks*

Lol, sweetie, there's space for you na. Climb upstairs there re many rooms there.

ujchief: buh i stil prefer ur bed. Nutin beats it! I could get to sleep there at 5pm and wake up 11am next day, i really miss the old house *sobs*

Oww, kuchi kuchi baby, pls dont qwai, come and share my bed wit me..

bukkylois: Ladies what kind of hair style is appropriate for camp

For me, i'm doing it allback Ghana braids, i dont think there'll be time to be brushing weavons and applying serum.

anitank: What happend to the old house

Go and start ur punishment, start reading from the page u stopped. You almost broke our hearts wit ur goodbye speech.

promzy143: I guezz I gat here rada 2 late...hope der's gona b space 4 mi 2 crash 4 d nyt...pray I dnt get dis late 2 camp...wana tnk evri1 in da houz. I wont b rng 2 say NL wil neva hv a houz dis swt - PAST PRESENT FUTURE...hvnt gotn 2 camp yet n its all 2 fun in here. Kudoz 2 9-z, shygal, T.stone, sigba, ujchief n evri1 in da houz...ya'all rockI guezz I gat here rada 2 late...hope der's gona b space 4 mi 2 crash 4 d nyt...pray I dnt get dis late 2 camp...wana tnk evri1 in da houz. I wont b rng 2 say NL wil neva hv a houz dis swt - PAST PRESENT FUTURE...hvnt gotn 2 camp yet n its all 2 fun in here. Kudoz 2 9-z, shygal, T.stone, sigba, ujchief n evri1 in da houz...ya'all rockI guezz I gat here rada 2 late...hope der's gona b space 4 mi 2 crash 4 d nyt...pray I dnt get dis late 2 camp...wana tnk evri1 in da houz. I wont b rng 2 say NL wil neva hv a houz dis swt - PAST PRESENT FUTURE...hvnt gotn 2 camp yet n its all 2 fun in here. Kudoz 2 9-z, shygal, T.stone, sigba, ujchief n evri1 in da houz...ya'all rock

You re welcome dearie. You aint late, the house is big enough to contain u.

ujchief: i'm here swtie, they'v taken all the comfortable rums, i'll be squating at the kitchen for now.

Oh dear! Every disappointment is a blessing, the kitchen is really beautifull and u'll love it there, it's very warm there too, warmer than my bed

kinnad: Shygal i see u o! U made us worried here. I c u sigba,hope u're gud. Ma man odicowest i c u also. Hav a nice day y'all

I see you too K.
The following are yet to find there ways to the new house. Ujchief, Bj88(i see u peeping), Bukky, Moshood, Norilicious, Tete(i've accepted ur friend request) etc. Pardon me, if i omitted your name, not intentional.

Morning guys. Hope y'all slept well on ur new beds, hmmmm, i perceive sweet aroma of pancake from the kitchen. Who's preparing it? I know it's Doc Loskee(very sure). Lemme take a peep

norilicious: were is sigba...??am here nw u r no were to b found...

Sweerie, i'm here oh. In our new house.

This our house fine o. See plasma Tv na , The house is freezing cos of the number of split units in it, wow. I'm enjoying it here. WELCOME HOME SWEETIES

Shygal: Evenin evry1...

Welcome 2d new house.
Kudos! to 9 d philosopher... winks*
Thnx 2doze of u dt chkd up on meee while i ws away esp uncle mi, beauty, cutie sigba, nori, doci doc, uj, okoya n ma monsheri. I'm feelin vry special ryt nw 2knw dt sm of u noticd ma absence. Well, i'v bin dwn wiv fever buh am getin beta nw...d cloza d camp date d more restless i get...am jus scared of evrytin, jus tinkin of my jorney 2a strangeland, my stay on camp, my ppa, my accomadatn, infact am jus scared. goodness! am already gettin sick of all dis tots. Anyways;
@9 i miss u too
@uncle mi, i'll inbox u ma num, tnx 4d concern. *happy*
@bj n sammygold, tnx 4d calls n msgs, i'm way grtful 2knw dt u both spared ur airtym 2reach me whil i ws away. Tnx again!
@bukky tnk God d bomb didnt harm any memba of ur fam, may God cntinue 2kip u n ur homies safe.
@every1 viewin dis thread; helloooo, 1luv

You re welcome shy. Check ur fbk. wall.

Loskee: hello people... sending my shoutouts: sigbagbagba

Lol, my doc, i like the way you remixed my name.

T.stone:
GOOD EVENING HOUSE! I DEY HAIL ALL OF UNA OH!

@Boss 9-zeros, I see you bro.

@Moshoodn, MX tinz I guess? Am sorry I cldnt show up. Just coming by Tues.

@Shygal, Princess where are you?? I guess is hightime I started getting mobile line now!!!

@Okoya, keep the gud work up Oga!

@sigba, I see you babe.

@BJ, where are you too??

@Naijaobi, I remain humble sir.

@evrybody, I SEE YOU ALL!!!

I WAS TOLD POSTING WAS VERY DIFFICULT THIS BATCH! MOST RUNZ WERENT SUCCESSFUL!!!
BUT I BELIEVE OUR IS SETTLED. MUCH LUV.

Goodevening sir T. I see yhu too.

bukkylois: Amen oh, it happened so close to my house, d noise was deafening, broke most of the windows in my house, am so grateful to God for d safety

Wow. Thank God for you and ur family o!

My friends in Jos, how re u all doing? Just heard the sad news and saw the gory pics, (made me sick) i pray u all are safe, pls stay in ur homes and remain in God's protection, i pray for God's protection to be around u and ur families. Much love.
@Shygirl, what's wrong? Where re you? Just say hi to us naw.

kinnad: plz sigba leave me alone o! M not in d mood of laughter. A gal i luvd so much,thinking we're meant 4 each oda just cald me dis morning,in4ming me she's married nw wit a kid. We lost contact yrs ago,bt she finally got my num only 2 brk dis kinda news 2me ~crying ~

Lol. You re crying while she's enjoying her marriage. My friend get up and move on, no time.

HAPPY SUNDAY PALS, Lol, saw this somewhere and decided to share it wit u guys cos i'm not stingy.

WEALTH is when you buy a 1st class return ticket to the UK just topick up a dress.. (Money speaking)

TROUBLE is slapping a soldier in front of quarter guard in a barracks.. (you may not live well enough to tell the story)

FAITH is using the last money on you to buy a wallet.. (Abegiiii)

IRONY is having the chairman of an Okada Association driving a Range Rover Sports.. (you go fear naa)
STUPIDITY is having six cars while living in a rented apartment.. (Lagos mumu:q)

WISDOM is dating your landlord's daughter.. (Over kaku)

FOOLISHNESS is taking a N5,000 cab to watch a film of N1,000.. (abegiii! Why not wait for the pirated copy joor)3-|

LOVE is buying suya for your girlfriend and eating only the onions.. (that is true Calabar love♥♥)

STINGINESS is when you finish reading this and you don't hit da LIKE n sHArE button......... .....make your freinds dem follow u laugh
HappY sundaY sweeties.

luvola: where is sigba ?anydude that see heR should tell her to add me on f.b - ola aol.my one and only admired dude #admiring mode activated#. i cant wait for june 26 wembly final posting.happy sunday to u all.

I've sent you a friend request, i poked u also.

Edukelly: [color=#000099][/color] OMG, I HATE DIS thread NOW. ђã†̥s U̶̲̥̅̊ GUYS TURNiNG DIS INTO. I TAUGHT THE topic Ȋ̝̊̅§ ABOUT nysc BAtCH B 2012. ђã†̥ kind OF Discable Act Ȋ̝̊̅§ Dis. Ooo. Dis Ȋ̝̊̅§ fragile. Pls U̶̲̥̅̊ guys SHoULd be more professional.

Can you use a phone or computer next time if you wanna type on this thread? I tried so hard to make a meaning outta all u typed, last time i stressed my brain this hard was when i was studying Greek.
You said we should be professional, LOL. Last time i checked, we re professionals in the act of keeping a smoking thread alive and that's how it's gonna be in the next one year. Got that?

luvola: i left this thread at page 118 and it took me 5days to read all up to date. Kudos to u dudez. @ sigba - i am eyeing u ,i dnt mind u given me just a chance.

Lol. I'll pray over it. Just Gimme 40days.

Viewing this topic. chokomania aka spoon of God, Okoya ( m ), bukkylois ( f ), Abbasufi , flairlady ( f ), Gods-child ( m ), ujchief ( m ), sigba ( f ), T.stone ( m ), Ezemarcel , odicowest ( m ), fashrola ( m ), naijaobi ( m ) and 2 guest(s)
Pls give him the Mic to say hi. He's peeping.
NORILISCIOUS, SHYBABY, BJ, AMYTANK, LOSKEE where una dey? It's just Bukky and I in the building hanging out wit the boys.