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Business / Is Nairaland A Business Or A Non Profit Organisation? by sigmond: 6:34pm On Aug 04, 2013
nlanders i want to know from the management of nairaland what the business model is?
Romance / Checkout Pics From The Preparation To Our Official Launch by sigmond: 8:37am On Jul 31, 2013
Celebrities / For Those Who Love Ghana by sigmond: 10:59pm On Jul 29, 2013
this is a site for those who love Ghana www.uncoverghana.org
Business / What Is The Cost Of Funds At Your Bank/finance House? by sigmond: 7:21am On Jul 23, 2013
i work with standard chartered and it's 30percent p.a
at what is the cost of borrowing at your bank/ feedbacks are welcome
thanks
Business / Re: Why Is Seun Not As Rich As Mark Zuckerberg? by sigmond: 10:07am On Jul 21, 2013
how to i contact the owner of nairaland
thanks
Romance / How Do I Advertise My Online Newspaper On Nairaland by sigmond: 10:06am On Jul 21, 2013
Nlanders, please give me the contact of who to email our proposal to advertise our newspaper website on nairaland.com thanks
your newspaperman
sigmond
Jokes Etc / Tribes In Ghana And Their Dowry List- Just For Laughs by sigmond: 8:28am On Jul 21, 2013
The Gas:-

1. 10 pieces of white cloth (for pregnancy & outdooring)
2. 20 crates of Star beer (10 for the mother-in-law, 10 for father-in-law)
3. Albion or Nissan Bluebird car
4. 4 live pigs (for domedo)
5. One akasanoma radio (for listening to Obonu FM)
6. 2 years advance rent (cos you will be staying with your in-laws)
7. 1 CD compilation of DJ Gblagazaa's Mixx feat Screwface
8. 1 Pair Trawler
9. 1 drum of akpeteshie (for libation sake)
10. Valid residence preferably in James Town, Mpoase, Mamprobi, Chokor, Teshie Tsui Bleeoo, Teshie Tiafi ahe.

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The Ashantis:-

1. Valid visa to Germany/Spain/USA
2. Shares in Obuasi Goldfields
3. 1 Store at a Commercial Business District
4. A degree in "yobbing"
5. DNA Test results to prove linkage to the Asantehene
6. Middle School Leaving Certificate (standard 7 accepted)
7. 5 set of mortar and pestle
8. Cassava & plantain farm (no fufu powder)
9. Speak fluent "capo" language
10. 1 copy of Everyday English
11. Valid residence in areas such as Abossey Okai, North Kaneshie, Sukura, Russia



The Ewes:-

1. 10kg of "atama" snuff (for the father-in-law)
2. Oversized Tema-station suit (for future growth and expansion)
3. Cassava farm
4. Multi-colored XXXL towel for father-in-law (if he's from the Southern Volta)
5. 10 pieces of white "Obroni waawu" singlets (for the father in-law)
6. 8 pieces of multicolored vest (for Mother-in-law). To be used on market days
7. One stall at Asigame (for mother-in-law)
8. Connections to work in government agencies preferably post offices and hospitals
9. 20 sets of neatly wrapped chewing sticks
10. My First Copy Book (for retired fisherman now turned student
11. Valid residence preferably in these locations: Madina, Agbogba, Adenta, Haatso, Libya Quarters, Ashaley Botwe

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The Kwahus:-

1. 3 year valid SUSU Saving bank account
2. Hardware store- dealing in cement, iron rods, paints, roofing sheets etc.
3. Middle School Leaving Certificate
4. Ability to sponsor Easter trips back home every year
5. Valid visa and work permit in Spain preferably apple plantations
6. One drinking spot
7. Valid residence in areas such as Dome, Taifa, Kwabenya, Saint Johns etc



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The Krobos:-

30 packs of GSMF approved condoms
20 funeral cloths
Ability to perform paternity tests often
One blue kiosk
45 pieces of mercy soap/cream and ointment
Residence in a compound house
Ability to go six rounds
Readiness to stalk wife on market days.

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The Akwapims:-

A Presby Hymn book (Akwapim Version)
Akwapim Bible (hard cover)
Broni waawu coat (for Father-in-law)
2 tubers of yam for (otoh - mashed yam and palm oil meal)
1 sack load of snails
2 sack loads of cocoyam (for nyoma)
30 bunches of palm fruits (for mmekwan)

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The Fantes:-

20 crates of Ovaltine/Tetley tea bags
50kg of sausage
77 containers of jam/margarine
67 crates of ideal milk
10 boxes of turkey wings
6 crates of eggs
1 seagoing canoe
Required High School - Adisadel College & Mfantsipim
Connection to work in government agencies such as Post office, Ministries and Newspaper agencies
A dining table set (with six chairs)
cartons of bacon
A set of large frying pans to fry the bacon, sausage, turkey wings and eggs
The man has to prove eligibility to rise up to be a Principal Secretary
Participation in keysoap TV programmes especially Cantata & Concert Party
Qualifies to live in government bungalow
A side plan (done by the most renowned architect in the country Architect.) which will always be in the back pockets, to exhibit/show the building plan he will never be able to put up.
Tons of cartons of beef for light soup.

credit/peacefmonline.com/telegraphgh.com
Business / Re: How Does This Online Newpaper Get A Following by sigmond: 6:28am On Jul 19, 2013
@jude thanks man i needed that props pls my email is jeffrey@telegraphgh.com i will call you latter today
Business / How Does This Online Newpaper Get A Following by sigmond: 9:50am On Jul 18, 2013
my online newspaper www.telegraphgh.com is a new conservative newspaper getting people to my site has been an issue despite us having the best writers and editors how can i get people to be interested in my site for their news. THANKS
Business / Re: Which Bizness I Can Start Wit 1000USDOLLAR IN GHANA by sigmond: 8:31pm On Jul 17, 2013
with 1000 you can do a lot
Business / Re: Online Newspapers Wants Your Accessments Of Its Website by sigmond: 9:59pm On Jul 08, 2013
@straneur, thanks for your input, am trying to figure out our conservatism fits into our african setting then i can have my niche
Business / Re: Online Newspapers Wants Your Accessments Of Its Website by sigmond: 4:38pm On Jul 08, 2013
Immanuella how can you help us improve our service and how much
Business / Online Newspapers Wants Your Accessments Of Its Website by sigmond: 4:33pm On Jul 07, 2013
we are a conservative newspaper and this is our website www.telegraphgh.com check it out and recommend any changes or adjustments thanks
Business / Re: How Can This Online Newspaper Be Successful by sigmond: 12:30pm On Jun 29, 2013
@bademasi thanks for the input my team has already contacted you and are expecting your response.
Business / Re: How Can This Online Newspaper Be Successful by sigmond: 3:50pm On Jun 28, 2013
@texaco1 thanks, do you know of some good writers an buying good african related stories for 5usd per page
Business / How Can This Online Newspaper Be Successful by sigmond: 3:27pm On Jun 28, 2013
nlanders, i need advise on how my online newspaper in ghana www.telegraphgh.com can be a success any advice is highly appreciated

thanks
Business / Online Editors Wanted by sigmond: 2:51pm On Jun 20, 2013
check out our online newspaper, we are a start up and are buying stories 5usd a page www.telegraphgh.com
Romance / When A Guy Loves A Babe More Than He Loves Himself by sigmond: 4:01pm On Jun 11, 2013
This has happened to me twice one with a virgin girl named lynnette when i as about 16 and the other happened 5 years ago. i still can't explained what it was that mad me so mad about these two girls. any ideas? your experiences are welcome
thanks
Romance / Re: Is It Advisable To Marry A Non Virgin Girl? by sigmond: 4:32pm On Jun 08, 2013
@jmoore i have seen the light and i have repented my old life and ways have passed away and i want to live a right and good life and i want to start my married life on a clean sheet i may be soiled from my past history yes my prayer is to get a woman that is right standing and unsoiled a good woman who can find?

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Romance / Re: Is It Advisable To Marry A Non Virgin Girl? by sigmond: 1:12pm On Jun 08, 2013
@SLIDE & Strongface i appreciate your level of in depth thinking, i never cared about this virginity issue till i got serious about marriage and what it carries with it and i counselor asked me a couple of questions which necessitated things stance i have come to accept and true, i was asked if my wife should cheat on me with another man/woman what my reaction will be and i my answer was that if i marriage her a virgin i will be more lenient and forgive her since she kept her self for me but if she was not a virgin before i married her i will be very unforgiving at the least provocation since i know someone has previously been there and in some cases a whole lot of people have been there, now the most dangerous part is that when i guy is unable to sleep with a woman without marrying her that same guy and penetrate her again, and knowing the level of lawlessness of both single and married women when it comes to the area of the sexual life and it is just safe to marry a virgin and it is also a badge of honour for your friends and family to know that she is pure more latter

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Romance / Re: Is It Advisable To Marry A Non Virgin Girl? by sigmond: 11:02pm On Jun 05, 2013
@Caracta she is a feminist and very vocal whiles am the laid back and traditional kind of guy as i work mostly in investment
and private banking and also my close pals are married to virgin themselve and they encourage me to choose wisely
Romance / Is It Advisable To Marry A Non Virgin Girl? by sigmond: 3:42pm On Jun 05, 2013
my aim is to marry a virgin girl, right now a girl who is not a virgin has stolen my heart, is it adviceable to go ahead and marry her or marrying a second hand woman will bring me problems in the future, matured comments only pls
Romance / Do Poor People Also Enjoy Marriage by sigmond: 11:16pm On Jun 01, 2013
Big houses, advance degrees, big machinery(planes,yatch,cars choppers)internation passport holders and private banking
customer,these are what it take for some to enjoy there marriage so i want to know what are some of the things
less resources people do to enjoy the marriage, thank you
Romance / Guys Only by sigmond: 9:13pm On May 28, 2013
Do you agree with me that the bride price of a virgin should be
higher than that of a non-virgin?
Business / Starting An Online Newspaper by sigmond: 2:23pm On May 26, 2013
I want to start an online newspaper, any advice and contacts?
Romance / Why Do Our Elders Advice Us Agaist Women by sigmond: 8:05am On May 25, 2013
why do our elders advice us about the crooked ways of women, there are sayings like

fear women and save your life
woman is the downfall of man

my question is on what basis are these statements made by our elders

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