₦airaland Forum

suwailad:
if you want to be in the limelight, start trekking for whatever hideous reasons there is.

1000likes for this alone.

Next inauguration, I hope it will be a Made in Nigeria car...and not a free advert for Benz

Hopeful...
May God help Mr President and his team to deliver the change they promised and bear this burden of great expectations.

martyns303:
I think some NL's are just unreasonably illogical, I am disappointed and disgusted by this kid's attitude and am looking for the best means of cautioning her and for someone to even insinuate me accommodating thoughts of being with a kid makes me sick beyond measures.

There are some really sick people up here.

Someone else meant think am making a fuss but really the manner in which this kid is conducting herself is to say the least unimaginable, I am the one seeing what is happening.

Are you uncomfortable with the looks?
A good approach is to be a positive influence on the girl's life, if you can handle it. Use her crush on you as a leverage to advice and direct some of such conducts. Ask why she's selling water and what are her plans. Questions like that usually scare away some and keep others in check.
She's not molesting you, am not sure about your own motive though. Reaction formation?

then, she cried for the remaining 4 months, asking God everyday “Why me”
Shoro niyen?

So he just woke up after 16 years? People be making comments to blame a machinery they were part of.

The General is going Commando!

These are Hurats...imagination of a human bitten by a rat!

After. But what's with him and black?

Diezani will be playing "Catch me if you can" with Buhari!
If they like let them run to Mars; if we can export Kashamu, nothing will stop us from importing them if necessary.

Dear GEJ
For all the contracts and deals you passed my way...thanks!
Senator DM

Buhari should just seize it and claim it as national treasure. They should then put it in a museum for us to see and salivate

publicenemy:
This is a joke...right.

No, it's not.
There is something called PT strip.

Posting receipt?
That's what happens when you have more money than sense.

Fake!
Timpre Silva should not make the cut.

Ben Bruce laying down Presidential Marker come 2019...
Let's wait and see

Lol!
Very interesting incentive...
Am not sure if they have enough of both natural and marriageable resources to sustain it.

Sorry Mr President-elect, Patience is leaving with GEJ

Pictures and I still don't believe it

Only if you are drinking garri and groundnut +/- salt.
Man must chop talk!
These days am more restless without data than without food

Very funny.
Feeling Don Jazzy more and more...he's able to turn a dis into a joke and laugh at himself.

Tigers...R.I.P
Mosquitoes sef kill pass tigers.

Carrot..promise her you won't stop her career, that you will stay home with the baby if there's the need to for her to fulfill her carrier. That you are coming with your parents tomorrow to inform her father and accept full responsibility. Promise her heaven and the world.

Stick... Tell her you have informed the police ( abortion is still illegal) and have discussed with your lawyer. Tell her you have someone trailing her and if she should try it, she will be arrested immediately along with the doctor! That you will tell her pastor/imam/babalawo or whatever else she believes in. Promise her hell and damnation...
NB..sharp girl will just tell you, you are not the father!

Mehn...na to get pole use am as transmission line!

She for lure the man come naija and finish the man here...Nigerian police will say " the gods are to blame"

Makapounse:
pleas don't give Fashola any portfolio, he is callous, he has no mercy for d poor, if you mistakenly allow him in your government he will surely spoil your government, his callous made PDP won some seats in lagos rep. Which they never won before..

If he's that callous, they should have won the 20 and not just 5!
I sense some personal resentment here, Fashola might not be a saint but he delivers... that is enough to win election sometimes.

Now GMB will be running a geriatric cabinet! I feel we have lots of over-qualified, dynamic, energetic and enterprising young men than to engage these old war horses.

Okay.
...your letter did nothing to douse the tension, I consider this as a e-xenophobic attack. But being the big brother that we are, we are moving on to better things and issues of greater importance.
Next!

43...and still counting

This guy must not escape jail!