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 Celebrities › Re: Bigbrother Nigerian male housemate Tayo is now a father! by Sijioke(op): 8:25pm On Oct 13, 2014*. Modified: 1:02am On Oct 15, 2014 |
This is the picture of tayo baby. Akintayo 6 Likes
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| Celebrities › Bigbrother Nigerian male housemate Tayo is now a father! by Sijioke(op): 7:46pm On Oct 13, 2014*. Modified: 9:01pm On Oct 13, 2014 |
During the evening. Big brother called tayo to the diary room. Tayo said he was suprised when bigbrother called him but when he got there and bigbrother told him that it was a good news. He had already knew it was the news. He was already shedding tears.. Bigbrother congratulated him and gave him a congratulatory card with the picture of the baby boy attached to it. He thanked bigbrother. When he got back to the house.. All the housemates were happy and they all rejoiced with him especially his freind Esther, and his nigerian counterpart. Lilian.. The housemates prayed for him and the baby. They were all happy.. Then tayo named his baby oluwatoye. He gave a testimony of the awesome delievery of the baby. After the dangerous pills his girlfreind took and the doctors bad report that they should terminate the baby, but with the shocking reports God saved the baby's life. He thanked all his freinds that God would strengthen them all and that God would help them in times of trouble. Meanwhile, tayo and lilian the two nigerian housemate among others were nominated for eviction this week after failing the extraveganzer drama performance which would have immuned them from nomination and eviction if the new head of house [samantha] does not add any of them up. 8 Likes 6 Shares
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| Celebrities › Re: See Pics! Is Wizkid Showing Bad Or Good Example To Youths? by Sijioke(m): 3:33pm On Oct 13, 2014 |
Who the hell is wizkid?  1 Like |
| Celebrities › Re: Annie Idibia In Her Kitchen With Baby Olivia On Her Back (Pictures) by Sijioke(m): 7:51am On Oct 13, 2014 |
Is that not 2face trouser, that was hung to the cooker.. 13 Likes |
| TV/Movies › Re: Osuofia Vs Saka: Who Is The Better Comedian? by Sijioke(m): 8:38pm On Oct 11, 2014 |
Sarimah:thank you. |
| TV/Movies › Re: Osuofia Vs Saka: Who Is The Better Comedian? by Sijioke(m): 5:53pm On Oct 11, 2014 |
Sarimah:hi sarimah, am really sorry for the other time.. |
| Celebrities › Re: New List Of Top 22 Richest Persons In Nigeria by Sijioke(m): 5:46pm On Oct 11, 2014 |
No 1)big brother. |
| Celebrities › Re: Who Is Your Nigerian Celebrity Crush? by Sijioke(m): 2:29pm On Oct 09, 2014 |
| Politics › Re: Meet The World’s Youngest Female Billionaire;a College Dropout by Sijioke(m): 12:04pm On Oct 09, 2014 |
yorubakid2:do they use certificate to collect money from bank?? |
| Politics › Re: Meet The World’s Youngest Female Billionaire;a College Dropout by Sijioke(m): 12:00pm On Oct 09, 2014 |
yorubakid2:and you are among the thousands of the people who are aspiring to be like her. |
| Politics › Re: Meet The World’s Youngest Female Billionaire;a College Dropout by Sijioke(m): 11:58am On Oct 09, 2014 |
Most of all the successful people are either college drop outs or illiterates.. This truly means.. That word DETERMINATION.. is necessary for you to be a success. Yet still naija parents still force their children to be a medical doctor as if there aint anyother course in the world.. Moreover, 90% of the most successfull people didnt even Go near that course.. |
| Politics › Re: Why Nigeria Is The Best Country In The Whole Wide World by Sijioke(op): 11:26pm On Oct 08, 2014*. Modified: 6:26am On Oct 09, 2014 |
publicenemy:Go and ask the US government the number of people sadam hussain killed and the reaction of the citizens to it. Before he was actually killed. and they were free at last. 1 Like |
| Politics › Re: Why Nigeria Is The Best Country In The Whole Wide World by Sijioke(op): 11:13pm On Oct 08, 2014 |
One last thing of the utmost importance: Nigeria is the very best country in the world because in Nigeria you will find Nigerians. 1 Like
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| Politics › Re: Why Nigeria Is The Best Country In The Whole Wide World by Sijioke(op): 11:07pm On Oct 08, 2014 |
Just think about it: 24 hour NEPA. How boring that would be? Nigerians would have nothing to talk about. We would have nothing to complain about. We would not be able to have tales by the moonlight. We would spend too much time watching television. The economy would suffer because generator sales would plummet. Those of us making ends meet by selling diesel would be in trouble. Generator repairmen, major contributors to the economy, would go out of business. Spare-parts sellers would not be able to sell even good spare-parts, how much more fake ones. Let’s face it; should Goodluck Jonathan succeed in improving the problem of electricity in Nigeria, it will lose him the next election for sure. He will not even be able to secure the nomination of PDP, which we all know is a party of diesel-sellers and generator repairmen. Valuable corruption There is so much talk about corruption. But if there were no corruption in Nigeria, there would be social upheaval. Can you imagine a corruption-free Nigeria? Don’t even bother. It would be disastrous. Millions would die of starvation. How can a man sustain his family if he cannot lie, cheat and steal? As Nigerians, it is high time we come to terms with who we are, instead of pretending to be what we are not. We are a corrupt people. It is not just our leaders: we are all corrupt. We are thieves. We love to steal. We celebrate thieves and give them national awards. We recognize that stealing is an art. To be a successful thief, you have to be skillful; you have to be ambitious; you have to be imaginative; and you have to be courageous. We are criminals because we are smart. We bring innovation to everything. Nigerians know that successful thieves are men of destiny: renowned statesmen; famous politicians; erudite managing-directors. Therefore we eulogise thieves. We sing their praises. We give them chieftaincy awards. We give them our daughters as third wives and concubines. We prefer them as our presidents, governors and legislators. Who wants an honest man as his representative in Abuja? That is a sure way to ensure you will not get your share of the national cake. Had it not been for corruption, Nigeria would not have survived. Corruption is the glue that holds the fabric of the country together. It ensures that, one way or another, we get paid. It provides a social security system. Corruption helps us to redistribute wealth between the rich and the poor. The rich steal from the government; the poor steal from the rich; and everyone is happy. If there were no corruption, there would have been a violent revolution a long time ago. You can pocket a few monies from work illegally because nobody in his right mind expects you to be able to afford even your transportation costs from your meager salary. If you are caught and prosecuted, all you need to do is ask your mother to come to work to plea-bargain for you. Thanks to corruption, we can put food on our tables. We can send our children to school. We can pay for the aso-ebi. We can keep up with the fashion trends. Traffic jams There is one fundamental reason behind the traffic situation in Nigeria. Nigerians are a wanted people. Therefore, we are always on the run. Somebody somewhere is after us and we need to make quick getaways. We are on the run from our wives. We are on the run from our children. We need to get away from our extended families. But even more urgently, we are on the run from the law. We are on the run from the state government. We don’t want to be caught by the friend we borrowed some money from last year. Thank God for traffic jams. Isn’t it wonderful that you can do all your shopping while driving on the road? How many countries do you know where you have that kind of facility? You can even get your car washed while on your way to work; without having to stop or park. And if there is any problem with your car while you are on the road, you will be grateful that you are in Nigeria. One out of every two Nigerian pedestrian is a London-trained mechanic. In case you are wondering, there is London; and then there is Osapa-London. You also don’t need any GPRS in Nigeria. Every pedestrian knows exactly the way to where you are going. So if you are lost, simply ask for directions and then you will really get lost. Conclusion All this explains why, in spite of everything, Nigerians are the happiest people in the world. We are deliriously happy. Don’t believe the lie. Nigerians complain a lot about Nigeria. But that does not mean we would have Nigeria any other way. We complain because we love to complain. If everything was alright about Nigeria, we would be miserable. Let’s face it, Nigerians love Nigeria. Nigeria is the way it is because Nigerians love it so. If it were not so, we would have made amends in over 50 years of independence.. 1 Like |
| Politics › Why Nigeria Is The Best Country In The Whole Wide World by Sijioke(op): 11:07pm On Oct 08, 2014 |
Two weeks ago, I paid a visit to Dubai for the very first time. Dubai is everything Lagos is not. Dubai works: Lagos does not. Dubai is spotlessly clean: Lagos is filthy. Dubai is bathed in gleaming electricity. Lagos is shrouded in darkness. Dubai is organized. Lagos is disorganized. After a few days in Dubai, I longed to be back in Lagos. What is the attraction of Lagos relative to a city like Dubai? The answer is actually very simple. Lagos is the very best city in Nigeria; the very best country in the world. I have traveled all over the world. I have been to the Far East, to the Middle East, to North and Latin America and to Europe. I have been to over 30 African countries. This qualifies me to make this assessment. Nigeria is the very best country in the whole wide world. Made-in-Nigeria There are too many things that make Nigeria exceptional and without equal. If Nigeria were not so wonderful, there would not have been 170 million Nigerians. Because Nigeria is such a great country, we are determined to give birth to as many children as possible so that even more people can partake of the pleasures of living here. We manufacture babies by the thousands and the millions because we are in love with the country. Nigerians don’t commit suicide. Neither do Nigerians ever desert Nigeria. The very worst thing that can happen to a Nigerian is to be exiled from the country. A Nigerian supporter attends the 2014 African Nations Championship (CHAN) qualifying football match between Ivory Coast and Nigeria on July 27, 2013 at the Robert-Champroux Stadium in Abidjan. Ivory Coast defeated Nigeria 2 – 0. AFP PHOTO Remember this: Nigeria is nobody’s colony. We refuse to be subject to nobody. We are not under the thumb of the British, the Americans or anyone else. Nigeria is the one African country that can be said to be truly independent. We have nationalized all the nationalize-ables. We own the land. There is no foreign settler-community in Nigeria that holds us captive. We are the kings of our castles. Our very best products are made in Nigeria. We make our own mistakes; make our own choices and make our own beds. We rig our own elections. We forge our own passports. We buy our own lies. We deceive our own people. We choose to live in the middle ages and not in the 21st century. We choose to eat in “bukas” and not in restaurants. We choose to eat with our hands and not with forks and knives. We choose to walk rather than fly. Organised chaos Nigerians are natural-born revolutionaries. We like to struggle. We are always fighting something or someone. We don’t like the easy life. That is way too boring. We thrive when there is chaos. We make a profit, where there is confusion. We rise up to the challenge, where everything is upside down. If something is well-organised, our first assignment is to scatter it. That gives us room to maneuver. We can handle chaos, but order is another problem entirely. Nigerians hate progress. It does not agree with us. Some smart Alec decided to introduce traffic-lights on our roads. But when there are too many cars on the road, the last things you need are traffic-lights preventing people from going where they want. Traffic-lights make drivers wait, when they should be going. That is such a waste of time. The same goes for traffic-wardens. When you have them obstructing the roads, there are going to be tailbacks. But if you want the traffic to flow, let it be a free for all. Then you will see the ingenuity of Nigerians. We will climb up any and every possible place, and convert it to super-highways. Moreover, our roads are theaters where drama is always enacted. That means passers-by don’t have to spend money buying tickets in order to watch our plays. You can watch a very interesting TV series just by sitting on your balcony and watching Nigerians negotiate their way every day. In one afternoon, you will see David killing Goliath. You will see Mohammed Ali fighting Joe Frazier. You will see Arnold Schwarzenegger terminating his opponents. You have to admit this kind of free theater is not readily available abroad. NEPA problem Can you imagine a country where there is 24 hour electricity? That is Nigeria’s worst nightmare. For years, many nincompoops have tried to convince us to improve the electricity situation in the country, but we have wisely refused to be taken in by such deception. Why would we want good electricity when most of what we do is done under the cloak of darkness? Why should NEPA work when there are things that need to be hidden, including the rubbish that have taken over our roads. Any right-thinking person knows there are serious criminal issues in Nigeria that should not be brought to light for the sake of national security. |
| Health › Breaking News! Ebola Claims First Victim In America As Texas Patient Dies by Sijioke(op): 6:18pm On Oct 08, 2014 |
Thomas Eric Duncan, first person to be diagnosed with Ebola in the U.S. has succumbed to the deadly disease. The announcement comes just hours after he was listed by officials in critical condition, according to Reuters. “It is with profound sadness and heartfelt disappointment that we must inform you of the death of Thomas Eric Duncan this morning at 7:51 a.m. Mr. Duncan succumbed to an insidious disease, Ebola,” the spokesperson said. “He fought courageously in this battle.” He had been on a ventilator and a kidney dialysis machine since Tuesday and family members said he no longer had a fever and his diarrhea had ended— two of the biggest symptoms of the virus. http://notonlygist..com/2014/10/breaking-news-ebola-claims-first-victim.html?utm_medium=twitter&utm_source=twitterfeed
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| Romance › Re: 15 Lies About Women You Should Let Go(don't Fall For This!!) by Sijioke(m): 12:16pm On Oct 07, 2014 |
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| Celebrities › Re: The Big Brother Africa Craziness Has Started: : See What Luis Is Doing With Lill by Sijioke(m): 3:22am On Oct 07, 2014 |
Rikidony:mr man, dont form.. They do bba in the states also. 8 Likes |
| Education › Re: Covenant University Students Build Cars, Tricycles by Sijioke(m): 11:52pm On Oct 06, 2014 |
handysuzy:na ur car wey go move 60km and stil chop 1 litre? |
| Education › Re: Covenant University Students Build Cars, Tricycles by Sijioke(m): 9:07pm On Oct 06, 2014 |
handysuzy:imagine the rubbish she just said. |
| Romance › Re: ...g by Sijioke(m): 8:37pm On Oct 04, 2014 |
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| Romance › Re: ...g by Sijioke(m): 8:18pm On Oct 04, 2014 |
nonsonnamani:doro is a sharefull giver.  1 Like |
| Education › Re: Overrated Courses In Nigerian Universities by Sijioke(m): 6:16pm On Oct 04, 2014 |
Awon goonz mi dey study boko haram- Engineering. For yankee. After that 6 months trainining in sambisa. |
| Celebrities › Re: INI EDO SMOKES AND DRINKS TOO MUCH – Close Friend Opens Up by Sijioke(m): 6:11pm On Oct 04, 2014 |
Mprex:fine gal.. I rep u jawe. |
| Celebrities › Re: INI EDO SMOKES AND DRINKS TOO MUCH – Close Friend Opens Up by Sijioke(m): 2:04pm On Oct 04, 2014 |
Afrok:another word crappy crap. |
| Celebrities › Re: INI EDO SMOKES AND DRINKS TOO MUCH – Close Friend Opens Up by Sijioke(m): 10:32am On Oct 04, 2014 |
If i click that link. Make no visitor give me ileya gift. 2 Likes |
| Education › Re: The Last Man Standing On Earth. by Sijioke(op): 10:10am On Oct 03, 2014 |
peculiarabacus: Digging my way to the top.....please anybody who knows the way from agege to uniosununiosun ritualist. |
| Education › Re: The Last Man Standing On Earth. by Sijioke(op): 5:09pm On Oct 02, 2014 |
Munalove: I dnt undastandundastand wat? |
| Education › The Last Man Standing On Earth. by Sijioke(op): 4:38pm On Oct 02, 2014 |
FRIENDS LET'S TRY THIS GAME. It's called"THE LAST MAN STANDING" The one who comments last wins. With each WORD that ends your sentence, the next person 2 comment 'll use ur last word 2 start their sentence. Example:'Welcum2 da game" Next person wil use da word 'game' 2 start..."Game of this sort is 4 matured minds" and so on... IF UR COMMENT IS NOT IN LINE WIT DA GAMES RULE, REMUV N TRY AGAIN. |
