₦airaland Forum

chibwike:
Ok, i was slapped brutally by my dad....because of a girl.

How did it happen?. Well i was in the church oh during a vigil, singing my praises jeje...all of a sudden i had a tap on my back..on looking back i saw that it was the lil sis of the babe that actually caused my slap.

She said her sis wants to see me outside...we had initially been staring at each other in the church since (you know that love look na) so that made me feel that maybe she has decided to make the move.

Sharp sharp, i hurriedly stopped my singing and proceeded to follow the messenger outside. Over-happiness made me forget that my dad was sitting close to me.

Omo the man followed me up oh...i was just walking happily and he was at my back moving with me
. When i got there i was like 'babe you said you wanna.......' before i could complete the statement..the slapped landed on my face GBOA!. I turned immediately, on seeing my dad..i became weak..i just gave myself away so he can use me...

For some time i could not look at her face.

Twas really shameful.

P.s i was still young then oh.

The bolded comment made me laugh out loud!

Michellla:
"I couldn't just stand the humiliation and was forced to leave that night after which I passed the night in an uncompleted building"

We know you lying,but continue

Loool...happy birthday to you though.

Beans purges me and gives me heartburns.

I dont believe there is anything like a fast charging or flash charging battery. Check the chargers of most phones that 'supposedly' have batteries that charge fast, they are usually with an output of 2.0A. Hence its safe to say that the charging speed of any phone depends on the output of the charger used and not the battery type.

Lagos is the economic capital of Nigeria and Lagosians are very smart. Whenever i go to other states in the country i can't help but wonder how the residents there can survive in Lagos coz they take things very slowly, no ginger at all.

Informative

IndianBwoy:
Wow and you must be The Seun Osewa .

Feel very blessed 4 u to pass by my thread.


Btw about these 2, the dog doesn't like the cat but the cat annoys the dog and the dog has no choice but to put up with him, considering he is very silly. .

Lol, thankfully your dog has unwavering patience else your house would have been a war zone considering the silliness of your cat! What is the breed of your dog though?

Even though i feel this is a constructed article, it still raised some very salient points. We blacks are the cause of our downfall. We are so quick to point fingers.

Kanye West and his eccentricity though. I remember back in 2005, he was my favourite rapper then. He still got the flows but he has too much baggages.

I think most Nigerians are egocentric and have this attitude of: "i have it better than you; i can afford this better than you " not minding the consequences of our actions on the economy We are so quick to blame the government on any single thing.

Is there a functional water corporation in Edo state? Why impose tax on botehole owners when there is no water n no jobs. People are using that water to put food on their table.

Less talk more action. I'm tired of this already

Now these are the kind of information that should be making front page. Very educative

Nigeria's staple food is rice. Its still a surprise how bad most Nigerians fart smell. Terrible!

Nice one OP. Very informative but you did not mention the LYNX. Although it is closely related to the puma but smaller in size.

I personally feel that Nigerians are more industrious and more entrepreneur-minded than South Africans but the economic policies in South Africa might be a bit less hostile than those of Nigeria. Nigeria has the largest ecinomy in Africa tho.

sauceny:
Since independence,Nigerians have lost their job more than ever,under the dispensation of the new led government APC

Please tender your facts and statistics sir, before coming online to spew unproven information. Ps: I am not a partisan supporter. Just being objective here.

I really hate it when people talk without fact. Pastor Bakare prayed for Nigeria during Jonathan's tenure, the same way he is doing now in Buhari's. I personally feel he did right by speaking the truth even if Buhari is his friend. He has every right to be worried about the state of the nation. He is a Nigerian first before he is a pastor.

I swear i do not see any resemblance i dont know what you people are seeing tho.

This is very funny i must say.

Lurcky:
Oga I hope Fashola will read this your letter because Fashola's tenure in office was a waste of time and resources. His policies back then were mainly for the rich with little for the poor.

With the way he handled lagos, he is inexperienced to handle three important ministries merged together

but the output of his tenure is more than that of most states combined so i don't see your point

I got to see that movie in the late nineties and i must say, together with the likes of hostages, state of emergency etc were the best nollywood movies of that time.

Dear Minister Babatunde Fashola,

As do the rest of the country, I congratulate you on your recent appointment as Nigeria's Minister or Power, Works and Housing. I wish you the best and hope pray and plan to support you to bring out the best for Nigeria and Nigerians whom you pledge and are appointed to serve. It is because we are lagging behind by decades that I write you in all urgency.
We have no time to waste. There are just a few matters I will like to press. I am certain you have the capacity to deliver; I just wish to emphasize and stress what we need delivered.

Nigeria Has Always Been For The Rich
Nigeria has for the past 30 years, 14 years of PDP godfathers (IBB, Gusau, Abdulsalami, Dangote and co) and 16 of PDP sons (OBJ, GEJ, Dangote and co) served to provide what facilities and infrastructure it may, for the advantage of the rich and cabal and to the extortion of the poor. We have highways built by the state planned to have toll gates to tax the poor commuters. We have phone companies provided by the Obasanjo regime that tax Nigerian customers triple what their peers pay abroad. We created a cement monopoly that charges triple per bag than the world average, making it impossible for us to own our own homes. Our new cars in Nigeria are sold at above the costs in all neighboring African countries and in the West. I can go on and on.

If They Will Extort Us, We Don't Want Them
One thing is providing facilities and the other is extorting the masses with these provisions. Indeed you can provide all the infrastructure of modernity, but if these are provided as a means to covet state fiances and set traps and siphons to eternally extort the masses, then in truth the masses would rather be in darkness and without homes.

It is not poverty or the lack of power and houses that is behind Boko Haram, MEND, Ombatse and Radio Biafra and other terror organisations, no, as I have written expansively on in the past, it is Institutional Disenfranchisement: the robbing of poor Paul to feed rich peter, the impoverishing and deportation of the poor to pave wealth and comfortable accommodation for the rich that is behind the unrest. Maiduguri peoples lived in huts without power and were satisfied. Their problem did not come from the lack of, but the wickedness of the extortionist cabal.

What I am saying is; please build with 90% of the money allocated, for the poor, by the poor, with the poor and for the poor; who are the majority of Nigerians. Create opportunities for local and small business entry-level power generation so Nigerians do not have to bow to the Cabal.

How Come There Is No Public Housing In Nigeria's Large Cities?
It is a shame that across Nigeria you do not have housing for the poor. This is called "Projects," Poor or Public Housing in the US. I wrote about this in early 2014 and again to you in August of this year. Public housing is NOT "affordable housing." I am not aware of any public housing complexes in the entire large states of Nigeria like Lagos, Kano, Port Harcourt and Abuja where these are most critically needed. I may be wrong. That last such public housing complex I knew of was 1004, built decades ago.

The idea of humanity and civilization is that you cannot keep the poor far away from the centers of big cities and force them to commute for miles to wealthy paradises, to work to clean and cook and back without expecting social instability and terror. The poor must have areas where they too are accommodated in all cities for equality and fairness.

In America, in the middle of Manhattan, you have Projects. Projects are public housing complexes with government stabilized and substituted rents. You only pay rent based on your reported earnings and even live for free if you earn nothing. This is not done in the civilized world because they are wealthy, but because they understand the ABCs of society and prevention of more costly crime and terror.

Giving an example, I am not sure where the menial earners who will be working in Eko Atlantic city will reside? Are there poor housing complexes there? If not, do we plan for them to commute from out of the city to and from work every day? This would be criminally wrong. We must demolish houses within Eko Atlantic if so and raise a few Public housing complexes for moral and social progress. In Abuja and Lagos, we must demolish within rich neighborhoods to erect Public housing for the poor, otherwise our CHANGE tenure would come to an end with us only succeeding in further expanding the financial and physical distance between the wealthy and the poor.

I Don't Think There Is Anywhere To Deport Nigeria's Poor To
This is Nigeria now. There will always be poor...and there is no where to deport the poor to, unless Togo and Ghana, so we have no choice but to embrace them.
We must treat the rich and poor equally or else we are destroyed. Leviticus 19:15 "'Do not pervert justice; do not show partiality to the poor or favoritism to the great, but judge your neighbor fairly.
"...Those who came before you were destroyed because if a rich man among them stole, they would let him off, but if a lowly person stole, they would carry out the punishment on him. By Allaah, if Faatimah Bint (daughter of) Muhammad were to steal, I would cut off her hand.” [Al-Bukhaari]

Think about the real reason why the Chibok girls have lived so `long in Sambisa; and think about the Boko Harm dead and may the Lord lead you. We will watch you and help you make Nigeria the best it can be for us all.
As you build Nigeria, please think of the poor and utilize the poor who voted for Buhari and created your path to this position. Please do not use contractors who have in the passed for instance, used 200xs the money, lets say $900,000 to build two boreholes that should not cost more than $3000.

Again, "even though you are not an engineer," I trust your capacity to deliver. Nigeria will not spoil.
God bless you and grant you success.

Dr. Peregrino Brimah; http://ENDS.ng [Every Nigerian Do Something] Email: drbrimah@ends.ng Twitter: @EveryNigerian

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Let me just drop this here

TechRez:
You can tell is not really enough proof.

Samsung doesn't update more than 10-devices when there is a big update. The S5 didn't make that list..

http://techviral.com/list-of-android-device-that-will-be-receiving-android-6-0-update/

Check the source tho.

TechRez:
I am sorry, S5 isn't getting the update buddy.

Unless if Sammy changed their mind lately..

I can tell u that S5 would get the update although a bit later compared to the S6

Collinz2:
if u are usin verizon version u might wait 4 a long time.

Thankfully its not a verizon version

Lol, S6 series would get the rollout first in the samsung family then S5 and the note series so...no worry. We go get the update in a month time tops!

ollah1:
lol, s6 never see u dey hope for s5. No even dream about am till Q1 next year

How much??