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luminouz:
I can't relate!!!

I no dey give shishi....not clothes, or phones or wig, school fees, or rent. I sacrificed sleepless nights on xtracool those days sha.

1. Some years back, I was dating this spoilt brat(only child stuff) and I wanted us to celebrate Xmas oh for ibadan...I made 20k from home lessons and I wanted us to go shopping for ShopRite and Ventura!!! We reached Ventura first and I saw my niggas and was talking to them and she said she would just go in and get ice cream. I gave her the 20k to keep.

15mins later, banny came out with one yeye chain and said babe, you like this and I said yeah and she said she used my money to buy it. I asked her why...she said 'how much is 20k, please grow up'.

Instantly, I changed am for the geh like 'Are you mad, Na your papa dash me the money? If you don't go collect my shiit back now, I go craze!!! I hustled her back to the shop and asked for my shiit back. She quickly transferred my money back to my account and I left her there, looking after me, like lucozade. That was the end of that relationship. Her mom begged me taya but I said nope. The uselessness that made her daughter manless was her entitlement and bad character. She has a car, good job and all that. But for my socalled gf to brokeshame on top my money? Nah nigga!!! I ain't for that shiit. That would have been my first time to spend 10k on a girl.


2. Then, one girl came invited and saw my one bedroom crib and was advising me to move out to a better place because I should be preparing to get married, as unmarried men are not responsible. Then, she proceeded to carry soup wey I manage cook and pour my palm oil inside polybag to carry home. I let her reach gate and call bike, I came out and snatched my palm oil away and poured the soup inside gutter right in front of her. Then I asked the bike man to carry her home.

No mercy for leeches!!!

nuh... Brutal but inspiring..

I no dey give woman shi shi too ..

Most of them would tell me.. "why is it so hard to collect money from you"

Constipation..

Drink a lot of water

Parafin oil

Next time ask for payment 1st or part payment.

So road safety go catch me if I no obey traffic rules

MisterKennedy:
Ukaface I've been trying to message you for almost 3 years now but you've been bowing me away. I really like you so much Ukaface. I ain't just bluffing, it's coming from my heart and I really want us to connect on a more personal level.... I want us to be friends outside Nairaland. Please can you message me on WhatsApp if I send you my number or can you send me yours or even your Facebook handle or anything you want us to connect with that you use regularly.

my gawd!!!


*Face palm*

So I'm riding my bicycle on the road lane and the traffic light goes red .. Are my expected to stop to or it's non of my business..

1Sharon:
My body is average. The light skinned woman with big front and back are distractors and will give you another man's child.

The ugly women that you ignore are the good wives.

Average in what way?

A big back with no front...

A big front with no back..

No big front and no big back but fleshy

Which is you??


An uglee chic with the nicest of body never gets ignored, I suppose..

CuntPeddler:
Rowan is a name for the Gealic tribe people of Ireland, Wales and Scotland.

Yup .. did a lil research about it already..

1Sharon:
Yes I'm ugly. But I make the best wife.

Right..

I didn't hear you say I've the nicest body too



Since they say uglee girls have the better bodies

ICTspecialist:
while you look like what?
Jobless bush woman next time learn to shut up.
You mustn't comment on every threads

could you please let Sharon be ..

She's actually right btw.. He definitely is not English judging from his face and name, esp. his first name...

udomonday:
so going gray means getting closer to your grave,have you not seen Frey haired 35year olds?

that wouldn't be as much as Rowan's or it's a genetic disorder

CuntPeddler:
He’s not English but Welsh. As in from Wales

I'm pretty sure he's of Indian descent or countries similar to India..


His name depicts it to .. "ROWAN"


Modified



It's actually of IRISH DESCENT..

1Sharon:
You shut up. Ugly dolt.

Aren't you both ug lee??

Just asking.....

Austinbiggy:
You said he was not fluently due to stammering, I have watch some of his comedy and he speak well.

Article said, he eventually got around it..

What do u do to have your earnings increased...

MzansiCoolio:
Cool, then I'll f u up in return if u lack sense. You think gays and leftists cant fight? I'll mess u up homophobe! That's the only language you understand 🥊🥊🥊

let's see hiw you survive the jungle justice ..

Come to Nigeria and show your fighting skills, you won't live to tell the tales ...

Niok:
Fvck you

fvck Nigeria

abduleez1:
This anime season dey properly dull for me...

I remember a time wey we get Vinland Saga, Hell's Paradise, JJK, Chainsaw Man, AOT, dey follow each other every 3 months.

This period ehn, I no understand wetin dey sup.

Demon Slayer still dey slow this period.
Omo, I don miss JJK my favourite anime. I pray that show reach 10 seasons.

I also need to see JJK..

Just finished seeing the new bleach TYBW ..

MY problem with Anime is, I do not always get to see it to it's concluding part ..

E too long and their flashbacks is just too much and really annoying..

1Sharon:
Men don't want to date ugly women because they are shallow, just because we are too black and not too endowed, we make the best wives. The good looking women are giving you guys another man's child and I laugh when it happens.

Ugly women are good women and not like the rest.

Are you ug lee

pansophist:
The man sef.

Making a video to disgrace his wife, but ends up proving that he doesn't have sense. She is your wife. You don't make a video to disgrace her. Solve your issues without a camera.

All he just did is give strangers the license to insult his wife, the mother of his kids, and a woman he has sworn to be one with.

could be an arranged marriage and really doesn't like her..

[quote author=MartinCorridon post=130425655][/quote]Fvck you

FeliciaOja:
After the same men will be forming Red pill
The bible said He that find a good wife will live long.

A woman is the best thing that a man can never do without.
If you like shout Fear Women, just know that your mother is also a woman and without her you will not be born.

okay, noted..


I dealing with malaria nw, can I suck some so I don't have to spend exorbitantly on drugs...

Dexy4yah:
How did she break the internet?

she used a sledge hammer and bam, the Internet broke ... 😐

1Sharon:
Good-looking women are heartbreakers and give you another man's child. Build with that good hard-working ugly woman that you see today.

Right!!

LexngtonSteele:
I can NEVER share rent or school fees.

I hate laziness in women but if she contributes a significant chunk of finances, no reason why the man shouldn't contribute significantly as per chores.

God forbid I lose source of income and she's the breadwinner.. na to enter YouTube learn recipes oo.

you sound like a wimp ..

1Sharon:
Thats how men miss their blessing.

Men of today. Our fathers of old could never. They had multiple wives and sired many children. Men of today talking about silly standards.

You will grow old with regret. Find an ugly woman and grow with her. Good looking women are heartbreakers.

"Ugly woman" lmao .. where is this coming from??

They say my hand is beautiful cause it's soft ..


One of the best compliments I ever received from a female..

Those caucs looks fat ... They're suppose to be hunked..