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Anguldi:
Will you keep quiet Better protein

Crunch on every bite, tasty as fvck ..

Prettygirl200:
Yeah it's school, it's the reason I haven't been active like before. Make una no vex. They will be launching tapswap on July first naaa, hamster combat don already talk wetyn dem wan launch their own on which is TON

what school do you go to..

Ejiakusmith:
OG this. Moral lesson "mad oo" no be who Sabi Fvck the woman na who sabi give am belle

Walai, the moral lesson kick wella

Those that are saying bankers are well paid .. those ones at the counter collecting your withdrawal/savings slip. How much them dey earn ??

Cause my unku wey dey work for one bank say na 50k be him salary.. abi the man dey Bobo me

immortalcrown:
Do white people do something like this? I mean, do white bankers steal from the costumers of the banks?

Or, is Africa cursed with the most heartless people?

dey play..

Go and watch heist 88 ..

The plan is very similar to this but they weren't successful due to one then betraying them ..

It's a true life story..

1Sharon:
She was engaged, but? Continue.

I shouldn't.. I owe that to her ...

Go share on all football threads around NL..

Hollybratt:
Your papa

your lineage..

I got no problem with fat, just be sexy with it ..

E.g MariaAngeles..

Where I have problem is with the body structured skinny looking ones but I'd make do with slim curvy ones..

pansophist:
You need am my brother. That's the best defense against simping. When you've seen true feminine allure both in looks, class and character, you'll have low tolerance for nonsense they practice back home.

As I dey like this, a broke woman wey be say na from my body she go use light her candle, go look me finish, tell me say I no dey good enough for her, that I'm broke lol, just because other simps don over inflate her ego.

Una dey suffer for woman hand for that place o

no be Small suffer ...


Na y I gats make this youkay japa click...

pansophist:
Why you always dey laugh? lol

There is this Tom and Jerry Episode titled ''Blue cat blues''.

Jerry was competing with Mr Butch, a billionaire cat who can afford her wildest dream of Jerry's crush.

Jerry bought everything within his power, from perfumes to diamonds, and even sold himself to slavery just to purchase a car to flex his cat chick.

But every time he shows up with a gift to impress, the cat babe just depresses his effort by showing him an equivalent of what Mr Butch got for her.

If Jerry bring Diamond ring as a gift, she shows him diamond collection that you need mask to wear because its so shiny and can blind your eyes.

Until one day, Jerry came to face with Mr Butch, then it became clear that he was in competition with other billionaire men, and his effort are meaningless. He would have committed suicide if not for Tom the mouse that saved him.

So lots of times, men are sad that they have tried their best and the lady just does not appreciate it, when in reality, he is competing with other men, and surely she will go for the best.

Tom and Jerry stylishly dey teach something back then lol, but few have the knowledge to spot the knowledge. You can watch the episode below, its just 2 mins.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WOlJOa8-Psk

wasn't tom the cat and jerry, the mouse..

Feldie:
What do you expect when there's an infestation of horrny confused teenage boys here harassing females all day?
If you were a girl would you come here?

The situation is vice versa...

1Sharon:
No it isn't. Not when they knew she was engaged. Most women don't enjoy being PMed we see it as a nuisance. You need to understand that women don't care about attention, if it's not from the guy we want.

Afternoon.

she was engaged but ................

I'd stop here .. she'd have my head on a spike if I say any further ...

1Sharon:
No it isn't. Not when they knew she was engaged. Most women don't enjoy being PMed we see it as a nuisance. You need to understand that women don't care about attention, if it's not from the guy we want.

Afternoon.

Right!!

😏😏😏

techgen:
Las las…real men don’t break up with ladies dat beep up, they leave them to date themselves in the relationship while they enjoy the goodies, while stock last 😏

Word!!

Hollybratt:
Little boy! how is WAEC?

hey kiddo, you done with common entrance yet??

1Sharon:
Lol. Even with that alot of NL men would still PM her, they didn't care. Some of them will even ask her to hook them up with south african women. How overwhelming she must have felt.

pming her is normal ... Ya'll crave and enjoy that attention...


Those trolling her was the problem but she was no slacker herself. She gave it back to them with the same pressure ...

She didn't seem overwhelmed..


Do you not know how to respond to a greeting 😐

advanceDNA:
Guy ..no need to shalaye.....them be victim card players....

.their expectation na men wey go dey all over them, calling them babes, dear, agreeing with wateva they say....anything different from that na toxic, hatred and attack..

They really need to understand that this life is not just Abt them alone, the earlier they do, the good for all of us...

Vlyrics:
LoL... Gay sex is fu..cking fun. If di. Cck never enter you, you don't know what you are missing. Or when you mess your boss and he is mo.aning and begging you to stop, such power!

Again, genetically, guys are better looking than ladies. They are taller, broad shoulders, deep baritone voice, chest, thigh, etc. I no know waiting una dey see for girls. I fu.cked a girl once and I didn't like it, I couldn't go all in, or use the energy I wanted to. She was just saying I'm fuc. king as if I'm raping her, but with a guy I can bang with much more energy.

Finally, bussy is better than pu.ssy. With these few points of mine, I conclude that do you, let me do me.

where would you stick your dick in a man??

I no understand the story

Another thing is, these females don't hang around romance thay much ..

Glance through the diary section and you'd know NL ain't lacking females like it was acclaimed here..

NSNO:
Men have a reputation for being stoic and reasonable but the men we have on nairaland are the absolute worst of all. To them every woman is a prostitute, an evening newspaper, an olosh0 etc.
A woman is missing, she went for to collect d1ck.
A woman was raped, she must have tempted the man or she is lying.
To the men on nairaland, a woman is nothing but a v@g1na and you people will not allow her have her vagina in peace.
Look at someone up there saying that women can never have intelligent conversations and that says a lot about the environment that person grew up in.
Some are in the diary section updating us about their lives.

you shouldn't heap the blames on men on here only .. That situation goes vice versa ...

1Sharon:
Samantha was so open and friendly when she just got here. She eventually grew angrier and angrier until she got fed up and left. Yall are something on this forum.

Wrong .. She left because she was getting married and was going to start a family ...


I think she stated that like a millionth times ..


Although, she did get angry and those were due to trolls ...

Morning

Trevor012:
Leverkusen was favorite guess what happened?

Man city was favorite guess what happened?

Florentina was favourite guess what happened?

Dey play.

Right ..

If e sure for you, stake Dortmund with your life saving and let's see what happens..

Leverkusen cannot be favorite over Atlanta ..

What's the difference between Atlanta and Leverkusen ..

Man city was never favorite over Madrid .. Anyone coulda won that match ..

I don't know about fiorentina ..

But those aforementioned matches was a any team to win, there were no favourites ..

But mardrid against dortmund .. dey play say mardrid no be favorite ... Like I said earlier, if e sure for you, stake Dortmund to win nw.

JackBizzle:
Please, don't. I only watched a teaser of the movie and I vomited. Please, save yourself.

sorry, I'll be falling in deaf hears / ears on this one .

Vischy:
I honestly think Dortmund is winning their first CL title tonight. Madrid will dominate the game, but Dortmund's defense and counter-attacking will be too good for them.

doesn't mardrid play counter attacking football too. ..

Madrid is definitely favorite to go home with this..

JackBizzle:
120 days of Sodom?


If you watch that film, then I know that you are a true psychopath.

Sound thrilling..

I'm gonna watch...

Verbtips:
BA MU SANI BA
ELEJO WEWE
LO WA 'SE SHEY

1Sharon:
I'm not feeling fine at the moment

kpele .. I hope it's not malaria

1Sharon:
Behave.

I'm at my best behavior ma'am ..

It's just that you look like a full square meal and I'd really like to have you for dinner🤤🤤

1Sharon:
kan ganin haka

I do .. it does like one...


If that really is you, then you look tasty ..

Kidding...