₦airaland Forum

sharpwriter:
Lol.. Hilarious where did you get this?

My brother from experience.

Factcheck0001:
typical Igbo who acts before he thinks

So u go beat d president?

You never see am before abi you dey whine mi ni?

Or you no dey when dem stone Jonathan?

englishmart:
If you had a rare 5 minutes with the president of the federal Republic of Nigeria, how will you utilise those 5 minutes?

Spit on him 1sec

Remove that yeye cap and give him 50 knocks on his gorimakpa. 50secs

20 slaps 10secs

Run get plier and use it on his scrotum 2mins

Give him 20 uppercut 2mins

Give him 50 smack down 1m

Throw him inside lagoon. I think my time is up

Roseodd:
Please I urgently need advice.
I would have love to start a business,but I don't have ideas of any business now.
I have landed properties,I am also thinking of starting of building my house.
Please help me with advice 🙏🙏

How many rod you fit buy with 3million. Not to talk of cement.

Because you have a terrible president.

NiRfreak:
Try marry first

That lady you mentioned is a single mother. Don't waste your energy on her. They are very violent species.

Landlords have stopped renting their houses to them. Let them stay with thier parents.

2aces:
Men of these days don't really know why they are getting married, some do it because they see their friends or mates do and they don't want to be left behind, others do it because of societal pressure.
You should understand marriage is not mandatory to any man, you should only decide getting married When you have gained enough maturity to understand it's implications, so you don't get disappointed and full of regret when you finally get to know what is required of you as a family man or woman.

Especially those guy wey dey keep beards like davido. Single sense no dey most of them head.

Sirchiboy:
Are you cursing your uncle

I did not curse anyone. I only made a statement

Sirchiboy:
Send me your account make I send you 2k to buy chilled beer

You no well rara

Bookhub:
I am tired of life in general before I use to think all I need is money but I was wrong, if with money you will still feel empty and depressed,I want to die and maybe reincarnate as someone stronger emotionally in my life if reincarnation is real,I use to blame people who commit suicide but now I envy their guts,yesterday as as the rain i slipped and fell hiting my back on a block,I wish it was my head so I will just exit once and for all but I was unlucky,the day I die will be my happiest day on earth let me rest.

Another one.

EXOUSIAng:
She is just running around looking for where to hang her problem.
Silent you for acting like a mad woman on the floor?

She's bigger than you. Come rain, come sun, come harmattan.

Dummy.

iamnotillicit:
Yes she should face the music...

Are you the DJ?

helinues:
Let the matter rest

We can't continue nagging on things we should be familiar with

It's same way Lagos is no man's land to them. So allow them to wallow in their delusional thoughts

O du e' gan abi?

kpankpangolo:
Fishermen, soldiers and farmers are both physically and mentally tough. The average person would die in five days.

Oh gerrout.


People wey dey do 40days fasting nko? Are they all fishermen?

BlueStripper:
Only Heaven knows how much you will wail when you conclude your NYSC and cant secure a job.

By the way, why would a corp member rent a house of 1.2 million during their service year? Is NYSC a job?

Seems this generation has lost everything valuable including their sense of reasoning and response to life issues.

Am still looking for lagos in Nigeria since Tinubu promised to do what he did in Lagos to Nigeria.

LeeSmart:
Wish i could post my wife's facial reaction right now😆😆....Omor Newcastle for the win

Backside reaction is ok

donareal:
Honestly, we accept too much nonsense in this country.

Talk to oonanuga please

lathrowinger:
Agulu fraud package, yes Daddy. Religion war master planner, 2face...

Dem need pour your hot pepper water for body.

Riff rat 🐀

obembet:
I believe most of us love our Parents equally but, we tend to be a little closer showing our Mother our love better. But why in some homes the children after making it in life come back to take better care of their moms than their dads?

Of course, I know that some fathers are what I call deadbeat dads who must have bottles of beers every evening at the expense of hungry children.

But there are alot of father out there who care so much about Thier children.

Another thing we need to understand is that Nothing brings a man more happiness than having a successful son, seeing his son surpass him. In this context, fathers often raise their sons with a firm hand, instilling lessons through tough love and challenging environments. But many of us don't see this, we only focus on hash and hard training.

Many children still don't know that some moms manipulate the children emotionally to believe they care for them more than their fathers do.

My TAKE

As a father, apart from been a responsible father, father should always try to provide things what their children want and give it to them directly. Father should no allow someone else to take Thier efforts glory.

Also, Give your kids hugs, kisses, hold hands, rub their backs, or snuggle with them. Let the children see this.

Most of nowadays mother are selfish and only care about themselves alone

Source: obembet

You have said it all.

My children are all boys. 11yrs twins and 13years. They don't joke with me.dem no even fancy their mama self, whether she's away for 1month.

Colour photocopied.


If you know you know.

ERockson:
This is not necessary this time Mr man, at least they just reassigned the case to another judge this week. Why are these people avoiding justice by all means. Kanu will face justice and if found guilty he would be sentence and maybe thereafter, president can grant him pardon if necessary...

Oloriburuku ni ooo foooooooofuuuuuuuuul

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Nnamdi kanu son no get first name?

Dialpad:
May her soul rest in peace. For those going through tough times, trust me, suicide should never be an option.

Better days ahead, be patient

Pray make such situation no reach you, then you will understand that it is an option.

Trending121:
Jesus Christ ! This one weak me

Cc : Nlfpmod

E weak you bah,

Like say you dey show your own papa love....

Dilijingsly:
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Whatever you call it, the ppan is to remain on top

Is it healthy for our politics?

Dilijingsly:
Tinubu knows how to play this game called politics more that the aforementioned persons combined.. He will surely emerge victorious in the elections

Which game self?

Bribing inec chairman and police?

SoftSport:
A secret three-hour meeting, crossing party lines, all this talk about "rescuing" the country, something big is definitely cooking, but let’s be real, Jagaban is always 100 steps ahead.

100 steps my foot.

Obi won him in states where we have lenient people like Abuja and his lagos and he is 100 step ahead.

Is wike that spoilt everything. That's why most time you see him speaks like he is the President just like Elon musk.

OlofofoCorner:
Nothing will come out of it......The case will die a natural Death

Take it easy.

Putinofrussia:
Says a mumu that doesn't know anything about economy.

Scumbager

Ushman333:
Abnormality is when you make an inconsequential low IQ man your god.

You mean person like Mc olu... and balablu ?

Ushman333:
Terrorists care about no one, when a terrorist loves you it's because it's using you, a terrorist do not love anyone but themselves.

You sound abnormal. Ogini na fio?