₦airaland Forum

Godwins4:
Hi guys, I don come again, if you can remember my previous post about palm oil... well, I was cheated, I later discovered that the price was 2k, if enter that woman shop buy something again ehn. make I no talk sha.

So this morning as I no go church, I say make I chill at home with vegetable soup,
Everything in the picture cost 900 naira.
Two pieces of onions #100
Vegetable #300
Fish #500
I have other ingredients at home.

Dey whine yourself.

Except you mistakenly skipped the CRAY at the back of the FISH.

Namaster:
Why are you so "friendly" with a married woman to the extent that she feels ENTITLED to your phone?

You know for a FACT that the husband is already unhappy with your closeness to his wife YET you want to add a GIFT into the mix.

Plus, you may have NO ulterior motive but she's a SECOND wife to a poor man who sleeps at WORK. She's likely SEX-STARVED.

She'll use you for sex and BILL you as a bonus.

Keep your phone and STAY AWAY from her.
Otherwise yours may be the next head we see on Nairaland front page.

Bleep her my brother. Even if nah my wife. The bottom line is if I catch her, I will sign transfer of ownership. And she will be all yours.

muriunited:
Which kind get well soon, RIP in advance, LGBT Pope, Rest in hell

scum

temitope27:
Rip in advance

scumbag

Omoboricash:
Before i could beleive this narrative, can we have the name of victim of that coup and also the beneficiary of the coup. Let compare and contrast. Then we can draw our conclusion.
By mere just putting out statement without presenting fact and fugure would not go well with me.

Take it ehhhh

I dash you.

FSBoperator:
We know who dominate prison population worldwide .

So rest.

Just yesterday someone was lamenting on twitter on the huge number of your brethren in prisons in UAE and India and you are hear spewing trash.

Ofe nmanu nmanu crews on the beat.

Akinboboz:
Make dis dude dey calm down nah.....haba...he's not a governor or commissioner,why is he always blasting everyone regarding osun state.....is the state now family affairs issue.....

the way seyi want take be governor, nah same way him self want take be governor for osun. Since politics is now a family affairs.

Zulu11zulu:
I still believe is not my business, but I don't see sowu olu finished his term tinubu will remove him before April 15th.

noise

Rebuker:
Summary:

Peter Obi, former Governor of Anambra State, has called for the immediate reopening of markets affected by the closure of the Head Bridge Market in Onitsha, which was shut down due to drug-related activities in a section known as Ogbo Ogwu. While condemning illicit drug trade, Obi emphasized the importance of fairness in law enforcement and urged for transparency during shop inspections, involving store owners in the process. Reflecting on his tenure, he advocated for a balanced approach to public health and economic stability, urging the state government to reconsider the current strategy to minimize hardship on traders.

A moo iwe

Namaster:
Abortion is BETTER than this.

they are same. No better one.

Jakumo:
Yes, I agree with you that Nnamdi Kanu is not very intelligent at all and that he deserves to lose his UK citizenship as punishment for violating the terms of acquiring that UK passport, due to his terrorist activities.

You are a stuewpid boi.

Jakumo:
Caged terrorist suspect Mr. Nnamdi Kanu was born in Nigeria where, as evidenced by his very strong Ibo accent, he spent a minimum of 20 years before winding up as a desperate canoe-smuggled asylum-seeking immigrant living on the fringes of society in England.

Mr. Kanu eventually acquired citizenship of the United Kingdom via naturalization. By law the path to UK citizenship via naturalization is subject to specific conditions and prerequisites relating to personal conduct and political leanings that must be met by each individual applicant for UK citizenship. Failure to meet those conditions, or failure to disclose such illegal activity, is grounds for citizenship denial and revocation if already granted.

The application forms that must be filled to apply for UK citizenship contain questions that seek to establish whether each applicant has ever in the past been involved in terrorist activities anywhere in the world, and also seek to determine whether each applicant has at any time published online hate propaganda designed to sow discord and trigger violence.

Mr. Kanu most certainly would have filled out his UK citizenship forms to indicate that he had never engaged in terrorist activities or published messages that could encourage violence anywhere in the world. In good faith, Mr. Kanu was thus granted his UK citizenship, predicated on adherence with the implied contract stipulating that the declaration made on Mr. Kanu's application form claiming he had never participated in terrorist activity was truthful.

At some point either before or after acquiring his UK citizenship, Mr. Kanu began to solicit money online in support of a secessionist regime called Biafra which sought to excise itself from the rest of the Nigerian federation as had been unsuccessfully attempted in the late 1960s at the cost of 2 million lives. Not content to raise funds for his neo-Biafran cause, Mr. Kanu commenced to perpetrate one of the most flagrant violations of human rights ever inflicted on a people anywhere in the world during peacetime.

Insidiously called "sit at home", and enforced by gangs of men wielding assault rifles, Emperor Kanu, from his comfortable abode while living off unemployment handouts in the United Kingdom, haughtily decreed that his own tribespeople back in Nigeria should be deprived of their fundamental right to freedom of movement at gunpoint. The number of Ibo lives lost and livelihoods annihilated by that dark season of repression visited upon Ibo land by Mr. Kanu's criminal gangs, will never be accurately quantified.

Finally captured and caged like a chimpanzee under lock and key in Nigeria where he belongs, Mr. Kanu has been seen by the world as he goes on trial on terrorism charges that violate the terms under which he was issued citizenship of the United Kingdom. That UK citizenship was never guaranteed for life because it was premised on the expectation that all immigrant applicants qualified to become UK citizens would never engage in any activity that could be construed as terrorism, lest that citizenship become subject to permanent revocation.

His Majesty's government in the United Kingdom would do well to wash its hands of terrorist and genocide instigator Mr. Kanu, by moving quickly to revoke his UK citizenship thereby ensuring that Mr. Kanu is also barred from obtaining a UK visitor's visa if at all he ever gains freedom from jail after his treasonous public declarations of war against the Nigerian federation

stupidd boi

Ttipsy:
Wait how can someone walk around with out bra and pants??
Are you loosing it

Keep whining

Oma shey ooo

Tit4Tat1:
It's always like that.. Try something new with ur spouse, go on vacations, play and joke as often as you can.. Just try to have some fun and see the spike coming back into your marriage

you don't handle a woman with kid-glove.

The best he can do is to take a beautiful second wife.

funkmrflexx:
I've been married close to 4 years now with a 2 year old boy, but marriage isn't what I envisioned it to be.

Like the said, if marriage was renewable every 5 years, I wouldn't even bother. I feel like I'm losing myself to this thing called marriage, aside from the responsibilities that comes with providing, the mental and psychological stress.

I've never been this stressed in my life and I'm someone who's usually able to handle a lot of stress, I just feel like I need time alone from everything and everyone, no calls, no text. Nothing.

And my wife even makes it worse with threats of leaving the marriage over any small issue. I think the biggest mistake of my life is getting married and I know a lot go men go through this to but they can't talk.

And that's why a lot of men die young these days.

Just take second wife and if possible, third wife and see how you will enjoy the rest of your life.

No capping bro.

Go and ask ned nwoko.

MichaelSokoto:
maintenance free
One century guarantee
Inheritable
#2k only!

Ofe mmanu mmanu tinz

treesun:
https://dailytrust.com/brace-up-for-electricity-tariff-hike-fg-tells-nigerians/

Tinubu e diri ayi nma ngwogwo.

Welcome them with $50 each.

Useless gun-ment

flokii:
That Annie looks like a very toxic person.. she knows the man she married is a star and will have friends. She is the type that'll be monitoring the Innocent man's calls and who he is seeing, when and at what time.

If separation will make things better, they should part ways and allow the world rest.

You think the world care? If they do, I don't.

[quote author=Sonnobax15 post=133852156][/quote]well educated and riding Keke tueh!!

You can do better bro even if there is dignity in labour. You pass this level nah.

delzbaba:
some men are brutal in there expression of love and anger, why would you batter someone you love like this? when you went for the introduction and traditional wedding, what were the warnings you were given? after marrying her now you have turned her into a punching bag

common gerrout

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BIG BIG TINZ NI MO LIKE A YA YA!!!

christejames:
This is horrible









[i]Where did he learn this act from[/i] ?

osun and Ogun state people ooo

danvon:
He has my full support, I might even travel to Anambra just to vote for him.

All he has to do is arrest all market leaders and lock shops of those who refuse to comply, same with transportation workers and government workers.

You can't be supporting terrorism and wish to live in peace.

I would like to hear his opinion on that fake albino terrorist.

Senseless talk.

I can decide to be resting every Monday. Is it by force to open shop? Am I working for you?

Samantha125:
I checked it out and it's for crossdressers... It's only available in the USA on Amazon... I was thinking of buying it and surprise my husband with it just to see his reaction...🤣🤣🤣🤣

Please surprise me as well with it after receiving package. I go shift your womb go your neck walahi

I know you wanna suck my thing
But no be that can pesin I be ... in shallipopi's voice

EmperorCaesar:
No be first day dem remove subsidy?
When dem float Naira?


Must you compare?

Wetin carry Tinubu enter here

Ebi like say e pain you.

yoruboid:
God bless Yorubaland and its intellectuals

Always putting Nigeria on the positive global map

you mean in area of SKULLarship?

Bebold:


Male German Shepherd

Is better than giving hookup girls 200k per night.

Igbo:
Tinubu is not giving these people breathing space

dey whine yourself.