₦airaland Forum

proeast:
Below is the official statement from Dangote/MRS about their price template:

According to the refinery's management, the latest reduction means Nigerians will be able to purchase the Dangote petrol at the new prices in all partner retail outlets.

“For MRS Holdings stations, it will sell for N860 per litre in Lagos, N870 per litre in the South-West, N880 per litre in the North, and N890 per litre in the South-South and South-East respectively.

“The same product will also be available at the following prices in AP (Ardova Petroleum) and Heyden stations: N865 per litre in Lagos, N875 per litre in the South-West, N885 per litre in the North, and N895 per litre in the South-South and South-East,” it stated.

Am ibo.

No body put gun for your head.
Buy anywhere that please you.

helinues:
This drug issue is becoming a menace

These people can't just continue to be spoiling Nigeria names outside the country.

It's a not a must to develop other places

Shut up.

Can a poor man afford drugs?

Na rich people dey sniff am.

bosschinalu:
Location?

You dey ask for location, didn't you see that the screen is bad already?

RealityKings1:
Looks good to me

I pray your sons grow up to dress like him in all ramifications.

Old cargo

Pastorjohn2:
It's important to separate the rich from the poor as even God did not allow Solomon the king to live among the poor.

A rich child has no business interacting with a poor child as the poor child will negatively impact the rich child.

.

porthouse7:
go chop akpu,you will need the strength to go into battle

No fighting please.

Life is too short for that.

porthouse7:
go get it lil boy

Want some candy?

Just let me know, instead of wailing.

porthouse7:
u need it I swear

Why swear my little girl?

tiswell:
This guy has always been a suspect

All of dem

Even
Adeboye
Oyedepo
Oyakhilome
Mbaka
All of them na wash

porthouse7:
school is important in ur life

Leave school for now.

porthouse7:
akpu brain

I go strab you ooo

porthouse7:
dump fufu head

Amala dudu

osazsky:
I also got to discover that their legs are very strong looking like yam and they all have hair in their chest thick once spit

Davido don proof say you be mumu

porthouse7:
useless

useful

porthouse7:
wetin igbo sabi about party

The only thing ibos know about party is spraying of money in the air.

porthouse7:
life is to be enjoyed, and Yoruba sabi enjoy, if dem borrow to party that one no concern you, you can never eat twice in igbo party

Ibos come to spend and to spray money and not to eat free food.

Dirty tin

NewDigitalWorld:
Source: https://punchng.com/lagos-calabar-highway-to-be-completed-in-tinubus-second-term-umahi/

PETER OBI will finish it. Let Tinubu go and play with his grand children by 2027.


This time, DONALD TRUMP and ELON MUSK will be part of Nigeria next general election.

ruggedtimi:
Bongos ikwue has debunked the rumour

Power of money

Zonefree:
Women only play matured when billing is involved.

A 19 year old Nigerian girl will only bill you 5k or 10k for feeding.

A 41 year old Nigerian lady will bill your 800k for house rent. That's maturity in billing.

Oop(out of point)

Axis313:

What?!
Who does that.

Yorubass

Axis313:
Yorubas just love parties.

Dem dey collect loan from bank run am ooo.

Odingo1:
My wife doesn’t kiss, she said she fear exchange of bacteria, I don’t have mouth odour, she only said she have fear or phobia about exchange of bacteria since her teenage age, our marriage is 1 month. We dated for 3 months and kiss few times and had sex once but she insisted that marriage is required before sex. In sex she is not interested in changing styles only missionary and no BJ, she said is a taboo. She is 27 and I am 34.

Did she not suppose to tell me all this before marriage or am I scammed.

Wait till shallipopi catch your wife. If she no 4uck she go suck.

Rebuker:
"I Am Not Underage, I Am a Graduate": Lady Defends Her Marriageable Age

Viral wedding pictures of a young-looking lady have sparked widespread reactions on social media. The pictures, which began trending earlier today, quickly attracted a lot of criticism. Many accused people from certain parts of Nigeria of indulging in early child marriage, strongly condemning the act.

However, the lady in question has come forward to defend her marriage. In a short video she posted, she debunked the rumors that she is underage. She said, "According to the Nigerian constitution, 18 is an adult, and I am not 18 years, I am not 20 years, and not 25 years. I am a graduate. My small stature shouldn't be a barrier to achieving my goal. So, I am not underage, and I wasn't used as collateral or as a loan because some people commented like that."

Watch the video and share your thoughts in the comments.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u4fNIBKQKyI?si=CD8nZ8iQCCy1OCkX

Even basic 4 students dey fuucck and succck. Ask shallipopi.

Godwins4:
Hi guys, I don come again, if you can remember my previous post about palm oil... well, I was cheated, I later discovered that the price was 2k, if enter that woman shop buy something again ehn. make I no talk sha.

So this morning as I no go church, I say make I chill at home with vegetable soup,
Everything in the picture cost 900 naira.
Two pieces of onions #100
Vegetable #300
Fish #500
I have other ingredients at home.

Dey whine yourself.

Except you mistakenly skipped the CRAY at the back of the FISH.

Namaster:
Why are you so "friendly" with a married woman to the extent that she feels ENTITLED to your phone?

You know for a FACT that the husband is already unhappy with your closeness to his wife YET you want to add a GIFT into the mix.

Plus, you may have NO ulterior motive but she's a SECOND wife to a poor man who sleeps at WORK. She's likely SEX-STARVED.

She'll use you for sex and BILL you as a bonus.

Keep your phone and STAY AWAY from her.
Otherwise yours may be the next head we see on Nairaland front page.

Bleep her my brother. Even if nah my wife. The bottom line is if I catch her, I will sign transfer of ownership. And she will be all yours.

muriunited:
Which kind get well soon, RIP in advance, LGBT Pope, Rest in hell

scum

temitope27:
Rip in advance

scumbag

Omoboricash:
Before i could beleive this narrative, can we have the name of victim of that coup and also the beneficiary of the coup. Let compare and contrast. Then we can draw our conclusion.
By mere just putting out statement without presenting fact and fugure would not go well with me.

Take it ehhhh

I dash you.

FSBoperator:
We know who dominate prison population worldwide .

So rest.

Just yesterday someone was lamenting on twitter on the huge number of your brethren in prisons in UAE and India and you are hear spewing trash.

Ofe nmanu nmanu crews on the beat.

Akinboboz:
Make dis dude dey calm down nah.....haba...he's not a governor or commissioner,why is he always blasting everyone regarding osun state.....is the state now family affairs issue.....

the way seyi want take be governor, nah same way him self want take be governor for osun. Since politics is now a family affairs.