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unite4real: 1. when we saw Egrets flying, we would start singing " LEKE LEKE GIVE ME WHITE FINGER" Surprisingly, we noticed white patch on our nails.

2. whenever an elder sent me on errand, they wud spit on the floor and said if it got dry before i came back, my navel wud get rotten. Omo come see speed.

true talk...its suprising we saw white patch on our nails

When i was a lad i use to blive any time d rain is fall and the sun is up @ the same time...that a lion has given birth. Lolz

Thanks @critic master...mtwcheeew

Peep and get out

Ever wonder if animal had facebook...these wud likely be their status update.

RAT: frnds d owner of our house jst bought a new CAT. We dey park comot 2moro...see ya

DOG: I hate calabar people

COCKROACH: Frndz jst discoverd new mortein na perfume didn't even kill me. Made me smell good.hahahaha

CHICKEN: frndz if am not updatn my status 2mao jst knw am being served at Mr. BIGGS....luv ya

PIG: am angry. Ds humans carryn rumour dat i spread flu...wat de f**k.

COW: my pikin wan suck milk bt ds aboki dn remove everthing. Mtwcheew

GOAT: frnds Thank God 4 my life. Motor almost jam me o, i for don die like fowl.

Fowl: (comment on goat status) nor mind ds yeye humans wen dey drive like Goat....

Laugh it out

Thank u very much @ benz. Will try and call u. But can someone use a single decoder and show two stations independently

Hello guys am thinking of starting up a viewing centre 2 support myself. Please anyøne with an idea of how much i wud need to start up a viewing center...i mean costs and things i wud need. Thanks for ur invaluable contribution

To hell with her. I dnt give a damn for her.

Is so pathetic broda. Dat ds churches are only money consious

Lol