I feel d moon follows me everywhere I go dat I am a true child of God

My mum scared me with an imaginary monster which forces me to behave.. Was troublesome back then.. I still have scares from back then wc I can't expain.

when i was small, i was told that;
1) if u beat a child with broom, d child will grow thin
2) if u use mirror at night u will have nightmare
3) if u are poopo and look at ur anus, ur finger will come out.
4) if ur teacher in sch beat u and u take d cane to anthill, d teacher's hand will swell.
5) if u take holy comminum home, ur house will be filled wit blood. that it will only d priest to collect back.
more to come

When i was a lad i use to blive any time d rain is fall and the sun is up @ the same time...that a lion has given birth. Lolz

When I was a kid! I always wanted to grow up to become an Armed Robber... I would raise my chest and proudly say " I want to be a Great Armed Robber" always thought they were honest careers and tough people are often involved.. Damn my Uncle for deceiving me all those years.

Until I got scolded in Primary 2.. Then I understood with an explanation from my teachers..

Wen i was a kid,i was made 2 blive that wen we c a white bird flying,i.e leke leke,we wave our hands so it can make our fingers white.
Also,as a kid,if a masquerade flogs u, u die of unknown sickness
also,wen u dont pay development levy in schl,u wont get tall (develop). Dis was d trick so we dont eat the money

gregg2: That Isreal, Jerusalem, Nazareth etc were in haven.

Yes ooo. until I got an atlas with d help of my able claa teacher then, MR FOLORUNSHO OJELADE.

Is it a tradition or funny belief that if your car hits a duck, you have to place some money in the mouth of the 'dying' animal?

As kids, we were told that if an adult sends u on an errdnd, and spits on d ground, u hav 2 go nd get bak b4 d spit dries up otherwise ur navel will get rotten. I used 2 run wit all my strenght to avoid this..

Again...i tot women breast contains manufactured milk like cowbell nd peak milk later i realise its jus anoda products of milk

when i was a child i was told dat if i mistakenly swallow a seed be it orange seed or any seed it wl elongate from my stomach n come out 2ru my head.damn i used to b so scared n carefull.but grow to c its totally imposible.

CuteTj: As a male kid, i was told that the slightest body contact (even just holding hands) with a female will automatically result to pregnancy. I never discovered the truth until i started taking biology classes. I feel like giving my mum a knock for the smooches i missed earlier on!

Badt guy.

Omo! Those primary school days, each morning I wan leave house for school, I go turn look the dog and fowl, then for my mind I go say: "Kai, una lucky oh, una no dey go school, me every morning dem go wake me from sleep make I come baf go school"...lol

1. if you touch d comressor of a fridge you will be electrocuted
2. if sit to eat by the door you will not be satisfied
3. if you look at your shadow you will be having bad dream
4. my parents have the same tribal marks so i taugh they were siblings so i kept wondering hw sibling marry each other.
5. I taught all white men dont buy cars but they manufacture by themselves so whenever my daddy travels I will tell him to get a car from his friends and bring it to nigeria.

1. when we saw Egrets flying, we would start singing " LEKE LEKE GIVE ME WHITE FINGER" Surprisingly, we noticed white patch on our nails.

2. whenever an elder sent me on errand, they wud spit on the floor and said if it got dry before i came back, my navel wud get rotten. Omo come see speed.

Stevez32: When I was a kid, I used to think dat mum nd dad's names were actually "mum" and "dad".... I used to tink dat cartoon on T.V's were actually behind the T.V...... I used to think dat 69 is just a Number!

YES so when i was asked to put BRO before calling my brothers ans SISTER before elder females then i referred to daddy as brother baddy and mummy as sister mummy.

Used to believe (as my mom told me) that pregnant women have had the babies put in their bellies by Angels!!!!

KNEW BETTER WHEN I WAS AT INTERGRATED SCIENCE CLASS IN JSS1. . .

.If everywhere suddenly becomes silent, an angel is passing.
.Money grows on trees.
.When i and my cousins go out to play witout my parents permission, while coming back, we'll cut a grass and speak to it, telling it that we are lockin my parents mind from flogging us, then we'll tie the grass into a knot and throw it away.(It always worked. Lol)
.If i swallow an orange seed, it'll grow on my head over night.
.Willi-willi lived at my uncles backyard(we never stepped our foot there)
.There re people living inside our radio and tv set.
.Whenever an Egret is flying by, esp in the evenings, we'll sing "chekeleke yem mbo ocha bia were oji" meaning "chekeleke give me white finger and take my black finger" it worked, we notice white marks on our fingers after the bird passes.

AS A KID,WENEVA I WANT TO TRAV WIT MY DAD,EIDA AIR OR LAND,I ASK MY DAD,HW DID DS PPL KNW WE TRAVELLIN TODAY THAT THEY ALSO ARE TRAVELLIN WIT US.ALSO DT ONE OF THROWIN UR UP TOOTH WEN IT FALS OFF TO D ROOF AND BURYIN D DOWN TOOTH .FUNNY U KNW,THANKS OPS FOR BRINGIN DS UP.I ENJOYED PLAYIN MONKEY POST AND GAME BOY THEN.OH SWEET MEMORIES,WEN MILITARY WS RULIN DS COUNTRY,NO B NW WEY TINS DON SPOIL

I once asked my dad if he claims d world is round, y r dos @ d side n down don't fall. Reasonable question don't u tink?

-I used to believe then that United states of America was in the sky
-some mystery children hunters called gbonmon gbonmon

as a kid used to believe there was someone always lurking around our kitchen and toilet every night. i was usually scared stiff to go ease myself beyond 10pm except someone volunteers to go with me. I always had this impression that the guy's face cannot be seen, very dark appearing like a shadow but always comes lurking around till day break when he leaves and returns again at night. so going to toilet was a no no, i'll rather bear it if no one comes with me.

Ninilowo:
YES so when i was asked to put BRO before calling my brothers ans SISTER before elder females then i referred to daddy as brother baddy and mummy as sister mummy.

your own worse o! lol

I ALSO ENJOYED EATIN DONKWA,SALEWA,SMOKIN UZU,EATIN AYA AND ALSO I ENJOY COOKIN WIT FRNDS WEN WE WR KIDS,WE'L TK OUR PARENT'S FOODSTUFF IN BITS AND COOK EM IN TINS OR SMALLER POTS USIN FIREWOOD.

i used to think the moon was following me when i'm walking at night
i used to wonder why everybody is not moving since we were told in geography that the world is rotating - i wondered how the world can be rotating and those in it are not

my dad's friend had a white wife called joyce, so whenever i saw any white person, i called them (he/she) them joyce i thought every white person is called joyce

i wondered what spoke in the speakers

I used to think "death" in nigeria films were real!!

When i was a child, they told me that a woman born a child through anus...

we were told as kids then in my compound dat if u put a bucket of water outside during a full moon dt we shall c Awolowo,Zic nd Tafawa balewa holding meeting in d moon ;every go com 4orm seriousnes watching d lie

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234GT: When I was a child, our landlord was a short man. I would always look at the height of the man and the height of the two storey building and wonder how the man was able to build the house.

muhehehehehehehe! U no well o

234GT: When I was a child, our landlord was a short man. I would always look at the height of the man and the height of the two storey building and wonder how the man was able to build the house.

muhehehehehehehe! U no well o

[quote author=first_lady]when I was young I use to think when a guy touch my boob I will get pregnant I use to be very scared sitting close to guys. "THAT WAS THEN"

but now op u don't giv dem freely because u'ii still ''get pregnant'' jst joking

i use to think that my body was made of electric, that when a wire is faulty i fall sick. And that i can never die even if i was thrown down from a 10 storey building...(i blame it on the too much cartoon i saw then)

PortHarcourtBoy: Omo! Those primary school days, each morning I wan leave house for school, I go turn look the dog and fowl, then for my mind I go say: "Kai, una lucky oh, una no dey go school, me every morning dem go wake me from sleep make I come baf go school"...lol

this is sooo funny!

i used to think babies came from the anus
i wondered why the government cannot print so much money so that everybody would be rich