₦airaland Forum

GIRLFRIEND: Baby, ever since you slept with me you've not called me, text me, flashed me, replied my texts or even returned my calls! What's the problem dear? BOYFRIEND: Nothing o. Have you ever seen a president still campaigning after winning an election?

For those of you saying he ate an Apple given to him by an Indian Lady, How did you know if the news was true? were you there? who poison the apple? what happen to the Indian after they find out that it was the Apple she gave Abacha that killed Him? was there no Security at Aso Rock as at then?

Loll.................

What about does that met here on here on Nairaland, were una dey?

TheSonOfMark:

Yes. On Facebook actually and we 've been together for 15 months now.

Wow interesting. maybe you both would have to wed at Facebook headquarter, Lol

mayorkyzo:
First saw her at a bank..but officially met and talked to her when accompanied a friend to see his female friend..lo and behold saw she was her roomate..the rest is history andd we getting married this September by God's grace

Congrats to you both.

TheSonOfMark:

What about those who met theirs online?

I guess you met your´s online?

I met mine at a Plaza..

The picture says it all, aside that where did you meet your Partner? the one you are married to or the one you are dating now.

I hope the Nigeria’s Golden Eaglets are watching the match between Ghana and Argentina, especially that goal keeper when be basket..

drtwist:
Bros seriously if you will come out I'm ready to mobilize support for you with my money, truth as per say I think we need to create a platform were we can start supporting ourselves the youth since the leaders have refuse to support us.
Only in nigeria will a 40yrs man will still be group as youth 25yrs teenager.

# the youth for 2019

Make the move Bros we shall support you....

One word for this lady

Pavore9:
While her mates are still writing GCE and JAMB in Nigeria.

Hahahahaha, you are right. anyways she is still a Student.

Well here is the picture of the 20 Years old girl who was elected as the youngest lawmaker in UK. When I watch it on CNN, I ask myself can this happen in Nigeria? every time they keep telling us that the youths are leaders of tomorrow, yet the old people would not give the youths a chance.

http://edition.cnn.com/2015/05/07/europe/uk-general-election/

Naija Babe always claiming Virgins since 1960

It has to be the moaner for the ladies.

zealot4me:
The Virgin

Keep it up..

Which category do you fall into...........

Mayweather keep it up ooooo, na your way always cheating and winning with Unanimous decision Everyday for thief one day for the Owner.

Imagine you hire a house help to take care of your Baby, Then on a certain day you came back from work and find your baby like this, what will you do?

witnezHD:
may weather is wining

Not possible. Pacquiao go beat am wella

Mayweather vs. Pacquiao. I just can´t wait to watch this fight, somebody needs to kick this guy ass. I mean Mayweather

prettythicksme:
mtchewww uncompleted list#op add money abeg

I felt the same thing, becos I know girls would need that.

The picture say it all, so give your own answer.

Abeg can someone tell me what this girl is looking for? Make we all help her look for am.

illmatic101:
Hmmm, anytime I see a knife I remember her

Lol hope is not what I am thinking.

What are the things that remind you of your Ex?

rokiatu:
Lala247 see this teacher.

You guys are somehow related, I mean from the Back side Lol. But seriously @rokiatu are you married or engage. you be temptation oooo.

Just imagine this lady as your school teacher, how will you cope? my Brother f9 await you. mean while if the school principle happens to be a Man, then suspect something.

I remembered my waec days,we
had an orientation from our
principal that if an External
supervisor catches you with
Expo that we should Eat and
swallow the expo to destroy the
Evidence. My brothers and
sisters,on this particular day,we
are taking biology and I had an
Expo with me..I didn't know that
the external supervisor have been
monitoring the way my head av
been constantly looking down
until he shouted
"Hey,You!,give me that!'..as he
was approaching to collect "the
mgbo",my classmates,ever
ybody was telling me Sharon Eat it"
"swallow it"..even my principal
was giving me sign to swallow
it..I was just there,tears were
gently clouding my eyes,I know
what I was carrying,I was just
shaking my head to signal
everybody that what I was
carrying is not what I can
swallow..I was carrying MODERN
BIOLOGY TEXT BOOK.. Which
chapter will I start from??..lol
Have a lovely Week pals.

Where is the right place for this post? Well I don’t know. But have any of you ever wonder why some silly post make front page, while the relevant and important post will be left aside. So I want to confirm does the moderators seek Seun opinion before moving a post to the front page? Just saying ooo. I hope they wouldn´t delete this post.