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AnthonyKil:+ u |
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@topic. . can u borrow mi small. . ![]() |
i cant afford to read dat joke. . . |
why dont u. . |
false ![]() |
issues. . ![]() |
n' i wonda what hehehe, means. . . ![]() |
spenchuks:so i luk like a bad gurl abi . . ![]() |
la la la la la la . . . |
u know i'm always careful nw. . ![]() |
DOING what IN UR COOKING POThe's serves as my dinner in my cookin pot ![]() |
chickens up dia ![]() |
lysaa:+ u - sima ![]() |
**hits my high heels on his head** |
1. What do you put in a toaster? Toast 2. Say "silk" five times. Now spell "silk." What do cows drink? dey drink silk 3. If a red house is made from red bricks, and a blue house is made from blue bricks, and a pink house is made from pink bricks and a black house is made from black bricks, what is a greenhouse made from? green bricks 4. Twenty years ago, a plane was flying at 20,000 feet over Germany. If you recall, Germany at the time was politically divided into West Germany and East Germany. Anyway, during the flight, TWO of the engines failed.The pilot, realizing that the last remaining engine is also failing, decides on a crash landing procedure, Unfortunately the third engine fails before he has time to attempt an emergency landing, and the plane crashes smack in the middle of "no man's land" between East Germany and West Germany. Where would you bury the survivors? . . . in East Germany or West Germany or in "no man's land"? question to long ![]() 5. If the hour hand on a clock moves 1/60 of a degree every minute how many degrees will the hour hand move in one hour? 360degrees 6. Without using a calculator -- You are driving a bus from London to Milford Haven in Wales. In London, 17 people get on the bus. In Reading, six people get off the bus, and nine people get on. In Swindon, two people get off and four get on. In Cardiff, 11 people get off and 16 people get on. In Swansea, three people get off and five people get on. In Carmathen, six people get off and three get on. You then arrive at Milford Haven. What was the name of the bus driver? sima |
sylve11:ehmm. . so how come i caught u two naked in the bedroom dat day>?? ![]() or am i mixin something up hia. . ? ![]() |
Sam Milla:clemcy is a gurl?? which one?? ![]() |
studio43:i wonder oO. . . i no know any simcard |
hehe. . mo mon ko ti o sor ![]() |
them - sima |
fool dumb ![]() |
u mean d wings growin on ur ears ![]() |
all of u na winshes ![]() |
i hate u thou ![]() |
yeye ![]() |
@topic. . i am not readin dat oO ![]() |
actually. . it's nofink ![]() |
of course. Thats why I go hunt down that timmfikk for you nowtimm na my brother oO. . ![]() |
yes and nosee ur yeye brain. . u no fit pick one abi ![]() |
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