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Jokes EtcRe: EARLESS GABRYWYL by sima(f): 8:38pm On Nov 20, 2008
AnthonyKil:
So many children around here
+ u
Nairaland GeneralRe: I Miss You Guys Die! Abeg! Come Back To Me. . . . . :(( by sima(f): 8:36pm On Nov 20, 2008
ye
Jokes EtcRe: Ituen Gets His Revenge On Gabry by sima(f): 8:35pm On Nov 20, 2008
undecided
Jokes EtcRe: Nigerian Slangs! by sima(f): 8:30pm On Nov 20, 2008
@topic. .
can u borrow mi small. . tongue
Jokes EtcRe: Misunderstanding Widow by sima(f): 8:29pm On Nov 20, 2008
i cant afford to read dat joke. . .
Jokes EtcRe: If U.s.a. Was To Be Nigeria: Newspapeper Headlines Will Be: by sima(f): 8:29pm On Nov 20, 2008
why dont u. .
Jokes EtcRe: Dear Girlfriend by sima(f): 8:28pm On Nov 20, 2008
false tongue
Jokes EtcRe: The Newly Weds by sima(f): 8:27pm On Nov 20, 2008
issues. . undecided
Jokes EtcRe: showbobo Wan Spoil My Name by sima(f): 8:26pm On Nov 20, 2008
n' i wonda what hehehe, means. . . undecided
Jokes EtcRe: showbobo Wan Spoil My Name by sima(f): 8:26pm On Nov 20, 2008
spenchuks:
for saying the truth grin
so i luk like a bad gurl abi . . angry
Jokes EtcRe: The Operation by sima(f): 8:24pm On Nov 20, 2008
la la la la la la . . .
Jokes EtcRe: If You Love Someone Quote by sima(f): 8:21pm On Nov 20, 2008
u know i'm always careful nw. . cool
Jokes EtcRe: Where Is She by sima(f): 8:19pm On Nov 20, 2008
DOING what IN UR COOKING POT
he's serves as my dinner in my cookin pot tongue
Jokes EtcRe: A New Id Suggestion by sima(f): 8:17pm On Nov 20, 2008
chickens up dia tongue
Jokes EtcRe: Re: My Child Is A Witch by sima(f): 8:15pm On Nov 20, 2008
lysaa:
plus u
+ u - sima tongue
Jokes EtcRe: Oh Shit! by sima(f): 8:12pm On Nov 20, 2008
**hits my high heels on his head**
Jokes EtcRe: Dementia Test Of The Brain by sima(f): 8:07pm On Nov 20, 2008
1. What do you put in a toaster?

Toast


2. Say "silk" five times. Now spell "silk." What do cows drink?
dey drink silk


3. If a red house is made from red bricks, and a blue house is made from blue bricks, and a pink house is made from pink bricks and a black house is made from black bricks, what is a greenhouse made from?
green bricks


4. Twenty years ago, a plane was flying at 20,000 feet over Germany. If you recall, Germany at the time was politically divided into West Germany and East Germany. Anyway, during the flight, TWO of the engines failed.The pilot, realizing that the last remaining engine is also failing, decides on a crash landing procedure, Unfortunately the third engine fails before he has time to attempt an emergency landing, and the plane crashes smack in the middle of "no man's land" between East Germany and West Germany.

Where would you bury the survivors? . . . in East Germany or West Germany or in "no man's land"?

question to long angry


5. If the hour hand on a clock moves 1/60 of a degree every minute how many degrees will the hour hand move in one hour?

360degrees

6. Without using a calculator -- You are driving a bus from London to Milford Haven in Wales. In London, 17 people get on the bus. In Reading, six people get off the bus, and nine people get on. In Swindon, two people get off and four get on. In Cardiff, 11 people get off and 16 people get on. In Swansea, three people get off and five people get on. In Carmathen, six people get off and three get on. You then arrive at Milford Haven.

What was the name of the bus driver?

sima
Jokes EtcRe: Drinking Problem. by sima(f): 8:02pm On Nov 20, 2008
sylve11:
but bros sammy, clem is a bobo nna undecided
ehmm. . so how come i caught u two naked in the bedroom dat day>?? undecided
or am i mixin something up hia. . ? tongue
Jokes EtcRe: Drinking Problem. by sima(f): 8:01pm On Nov 20, 2008
Sam Milla:
I am the elder here. You will take any name me and my wife Clemcykul give you//
clemcy is a gurl?? shocked shocked shocked or u're gay?? shocked shocked shocked
which one?? undecided tongue
Jokes EtcRe: Drinking Problem. by sima(f): 6:28pm On Nov 20, 2008
studio43:
tori olorun, which one be SIMCARD again cheesy cheesy
i wonder oO. . . i no know any simcard
CultureRe: Do You Speak Yoruba? by sima(f): 6:22am On Nov 20, 2008
hehe. . mo mon ko ti o sor tongue grin
Jokes EtcRe: The New King And The New Kingdom by sima(f): 6:00am On Nov 20, 2008
them - sima
Jokes EtcRe: People Wan Make I Die by sima(f): 5:59am On Nov 20, 2008
fool dumb undecided
Jokes EtcRe: Drinking Problem. by sima(f): 5:33am On Nov 20, 2008
u mean d wings growin on ur ears  undecided
Jokes EtcRe: Re: My Child Is A Witch by sima(f): 5:32am On Nov 20, 2008
all of u na winshes cool
Jokes EtcRe: No Time by sima(f): 5:31am On Nov 20, 2008
i hate u thou undecided tongue
Jokes EtcRe: This is FOR REAL by sima(f): 5:28am On Nov 20, 2008
yeye tongue
Jokes EtcRe: Chei! See Ur Fresident Yar'adua Speech by sima(f): 5:26am On Nov 20, 2008
@topic. .
i am not readin dat oO angry tongue
Jokes EtcRe: Little Nancy's Pet by sima(f): 8:31pm On Nov 19, 2008
actually. . it's nofink angry
Jokes EtcRe: 999 by sima(f): 8:30pm On Nov 19, 2008
of course. Thats why I go hunt down that timmfikk for you now
timm na my brother oO. . shocked tongue
Jokes EtcRe: No Time by sima(f): 8:28pm On Nov 19, 2008
yes and no
see ur yeye brain. . u no fit pick one abi angry tongue

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