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RomanceRe: What Do You Think Of Men Who Meet Their Wives In The Church by Simonwal: 6:18am On May 05, 2010
Its weird,my elder bro did it.he regreted ever done it.this is a girl that dated eachother in the same church for almost five years without sex.
she was a born again but now she is evil.
FoodRe: I Ate Fufu For The First Time! by Simonwal: 8:15pm On Apr 19, 2010
you will soon get JediJedi(pile)
ComputersRe: Unlocking Of Usb Modem: Continue/stop-unclesamtech by Simonwal: 2:10am On Apr 19, 2010
Unclesam,pls continue.
Haters are everywhere,thanks for helping pple
and i believe God will reward u ,if NL cant appreciate u
thanks for unlocking my phones
TravelRe: Tuition Free Education In Sweden by Simonwal: 6:07am On Mar 31, 2010
pls tell me more
Jokes EtcRe: Deliver Us From Akpan by Simonwal: 11:33pm On Jan 11, 2010
Haters pls leave this Atkinboy Alone
the guy is cute i just saw his pics
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Jokes EtcRe: Thought Spelling Was Important? by Simonwal(op): 10:17pm On Jan 07, 2010
@spiderman,yuor inonvatvie was hgily recgonised.
need to fnid anohter rlues for pigdin enlgish
but taht wlil be for afrcian


but tihs is univresal!!!
Jokes EtcRe: Thought Spelling Was Important? by Simonwal(op): 9:15pm On Jan 06, 2010
tahts jsut the rule
Jokes EtcRe: Thought Spelling Was Important? by Simonwal(op): 7:48am On Jan 05, 2010
wahts the gian of bieng a teorrrst?
Faourk hsa tanrsied our imgae
Jokes EtcRe: Thought Spelling Was Important? by Simonwal(op): 10:31pm On Jan 01, 2010
Hppay New Yaer,Tihs is Our Yaer Of Blsis and Juiblee [/b][b][/b][b][/b][b][/b][b][color=#006600][/color]
Jokes EtcRe: Thought Spelling Was Important? by Simonwal(op): 6:24am On Dec 30, 2009
tahkns and God Belss you.
you hvae to lvie yuor old ways,and mkae new yaer resloutoin
doog girl,
Jokes EtcRe: Thought Spelling Was Important? by Simonwal(op): 7:27am On Dec 29, 2009
All the bad pleaces i uesd to go, i go tehm nomroe
All the freinds i uesd to hvae , i hvae tehm nomroe
All the bad drniks i uesd to drniks, i drnks tehm nomroe
infcat im a new benig
Jokes EtcRe: Thought Spelling Was Important? by Simonwal(op): 7:22am On Dec 29, 2009
Waht has God dnoe fro u tihs yaer?
tihs yaer is giong to an end,sahre yuor tsetimnoy wtih us
in our lnagugae grin
RomanceRe: I Rather Remain Single Than Marry A Fat Lady. by Simonwal: 9:31pm On Dec 21, 2009
pls help me,im always attracted to fat ladies
but my privates is small to satisfy them,i do satisfy myself b4 reaching the central'
cos have met a lot of holes before destination
im planning to swap
RomanceRe: I Rather Remain Single Than Marry A Fat Lady. by Simonwal: 1:25pm On Dec 21, 2009
Can i contribute to this thread, cos i have small private
and Fat ladies cannot be satisfy sexually,
no offence ,just because of my weakness
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Fattttttttt, TRY Burn fatttttttttt grin
EducationRe: Does Graduate Need Toefl Or Gre To Study Abroad? by Simonwal(op): 7:16am On Dec 21, 2009
@naija4Life,thanks a lot.
EducationDoes Graduate Need Toefl Or Gre To Study Abroad? by Simonwal(op): 6:55pm On Dec 20, 2009
I am a graduate ,do i need toefl or gre exam to study abroad?[/b][b]
Jokes EtcRe: 9ja Best Hilarious Pics by Simonwal: 5:21am On Dec 17, 2009
nice concept, keep them coming
Jokes EtcRe: Deliver Us From Akpan by Simonwal: 9:33pm On Dec 14, 2009
why pple no dey appreciate good thing,
anyway,thats nigerian 4 u.
@atinkboy,we missed your jokes jare
more of it
PoliticsRe: Benue Bans Ogogoro by Simonwal: 6:18am On Dec 14, 2009
Some gov s are insane and even pple that are contributing to this thread are unfair in their judgement
many pple died everyday cos of bad road,bad water etc.make mr gov make good road a priority not ogogoro stuff
thats nigerian for you,they make trivial things look important,if you ask mr gov how much he has use combating Ogogoro,he will tell you "billions"

Apart from banning of Ogogoro saga,i havent heard one tangible thing done by mr gov
ogogoro is never our probl for now,
THEM NEED ELECTRICITY,GOOD ROAD,GOOD WATER, ETC
ACCIDENT THEY CLAIM LIFE PASS OGOGORO DUE TO BAD ROAD
PoliticsRe: Benue Bans Ogogoro by Simonwal: 7:12pm On Dec 13, 2009
Mr Govy can ban "Ogogoro,
but he must not ban "JEDIJEDI"
JEDIJEDI IS OUR LIFE AGAINST ALL ODDS
YOU KNOW WOMAN STUFF,THEN NO THEY LIKE MAN WEY DEY DO ONE OOO
PLS LEAVE JEDIJEDI ALONE FOR US OO
HERBS WITH OGOGORO THEY WORK cool
Jokes EtcRe: Changes by Simonwal: 7:59am On Nov 29, 2009
this joke is nice
SportsRe: Jose Mourinho's New Found Humility by Simonwal: 5:05am On Nov 28, 2009
Haters, why cant you leave this genius alone
stop all this mess about the special one
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Mourinho: Genius Or Fluke by Simonwal: 2:23pm On Nov 27, 2009
you guys sound like them,
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Mourinho: Genius Or Fluke by Simonwal: 1:46pm On Nov 27, 2009
The main reason why pple are not progressive in life is just they are HATERS!!!
HATER is someone who is jealous and envious and spends all their
time trying to make you look small so they can look tall.They are very negative people to say the least.   Nothing is ever
good enough!

When you make mark you will always attract some HATERS,

If the grass looks greener on the other side of the fence,you can rest assured that the water bill is higher there too

It is high time you haters repented cos God's wrath is waiting 4 you and departed from the hating spirit inherited from ur family
learn to appreciate little things,it will help you in the future.
Above all JM is a great coach,
FamilyRe: For Your Reflection by Simonwal(op): 11:07pm On Nov 24, 2009
ThInK!!!

Jokes EtcRe: Deliver Us From Akpan by Simonwal: 9:49pm On Nov 24, 2009
@kinboy,your jokes are superb
more of it!!! cool
FamilyRe: The Wedding Test by Simonwal: 9:46pm On Nov 24, 2009
lol
FamilyRe: For Your Reflection by Simonwal(op): 4:56am On Nov 23, 2009
What are you doing now?praise Him,

FamilyRe: The Wedding Test by Simonwal: 3:15pm On Nov 19, 2009
this is a real joke or what?
however,phemmmy and posakosa1 cant past this test grin grin grin grin
but me dont like condom grin cool,ask phemmmmmy
FamilyRe: Her Boyfriend Called Me: You Are Not Safe! Pls Help Me O by Simonwal(op): 4:43pm On Nov 03, 2009
Fhemmmy:
Na marry u dey and still dey poke a househelp, her kitten must be so sweet.
Asewo man
femi,you are too funny
you guys are taking this,as a joke
i said i'm 29
is it a crime to fall in love with househelp?
i believe love doesnt descriminate
i'm now praying concerning this stuff,
if Nairaland is no more helping me
29 no be small number
Jokes EtcRe: Deliver Us From Akpan by Simonwal: 4:24pm On Nov 03, 2009
grin grin grin
this is a great jokes indeed
but i believe posakosa1(gun shot) must be akpan
with no doubt grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin
Jokes EtcRe: Thought Spelling Was Important? by Simonwal(op): 4:13pm On Nov 03, 2009
let us advsie Yraadua to aprpvoe it for prfoesiosnal |exmas
for his seocnd trem agneda grin grin grin cool

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