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Jokes Etc › Re: Thought Spelling Was Important? by Simonwal(op): 6:38am On Oct 23, 2009

it was jsut a jkoe
it is olny idoit taht dosent unedrtsnad idoims

Jokes Etc › Re: Thought Spelling Was Important? by Simonwal(op): 6:34am On Oct 23, 2009

Kunbee:
Are you calling me an idiot all because i said it wasnt funny

kunbee,it was neevr lkie taht
i was jsut kididng grin

i'm srory

Jokes Etc › Re: Thought Spelling Was Important? by Simonwal(op): 6:18am On Oct 23, 2009

Kunbee:
I read it without a hitch but its not funny

it is only idiots that doesnt understand idiom
as i early said,it is strictly for great minds
make i pass joo

Culture › Re: From The Source?ile-ife by Simonwal(op): 6:15am On Oct 23, 2009

POSAKOSA1:
Rapist don reach. Who else did you rape ?

why the blaspheme

Culture › Re: From The Source?ile-ife by Simonwal(op): 10:31pm On Oct 22, 2009

tpia.:
do you guys welcome visitors abi na tiwantiwa

The Irunmole- is it a forest? (Igbo Irunmole)

lol ;

tiwantiwan
ori re a kan ke awee

Jokes Etc › Re: 3 Stages Of Life by Simonwal(op): 9:38pm On Oct 22, 2009

donsponky:
that joker face just dey make me laff

;Dna your teeth b dis??
just kidding cool

Jokes Etc › Re: Thought Spelling Was Important? by Simonwal(op): 9:32pm On Oct 22, 2009

tne quoets fro graet mnids
1.yuo cnat beecom graet yb imiatitno.
imiattion is limiatino

2.whne yuor pocktes iz empyt
aks yuor hnads WHY

3.teh wya ot eb nothnig
iz ot do nothnig

4.drsse as yuo wlli be addrsseed

5.fro anytinhg worht havgin
one muts pya teh prcie

Jokes Etc › Re: 3 Stages Of Life by Simonwal(op): 8:51pm On Oct 22, 2009

shayoor:
meaning wat

make hin dey appreciate my reseach grin

Culture › From The Source?ile-ife by Simonwal(op): 8:40pm On Oct 22, 2009

are you from the cradle of yoruba land?
ya gbo ooo
ife oye eji giri ,ejigiri ke gbe Ife ga
olori aye ,ife o ye,ka mu ra lati tesiwaju
Oranfe onile ina, odua a feriri jagun
okan le nirinwo Irunmonle
E GBE WA LEKE OTA GBOGBO
ILE ODUA,IFE LO WA
OPA ORANMIYAN,ILE-IFE NI,
YA GBOOOOOOO
ORI RIA A KAN KE OOOOOOOOOO

Jokes Etc › Re: Thought Spelling Was Important? by Simonwal(op): 7:19am On Oct 22, 2009

jamace:
I rade hte wolhe tignh coecrrtyl sa fi I woret tehm.

thuogth Splelign wsa improtnat huh

for aplpicatino?
for JABM?lol grin

Jokes Etc › Re: Thought Spelling Was Important? by Simonwal(op): 6:38am On Oct 22, 2009

tayo_ast:
hye poelpe, tihs si knid fo fnuyn!!

LVIE LIEF,KNWOGIN THTA EVREYTHIGN THTA HAS BEGNINIG MUTS HAS AN EDN

Family › Re: Her Boyfriend Called Me: You Are Not Safe! Pls Help Me O by Simonwal(op): 6:10am On Oct 22, 2009

Fhemmmy:
Attention-Deficit Disorder

Agnesqueen:
@Simonwal

How can you come to this place and brag about raping a child. Im pretty sure that poor girl was not up to 21, you are really sick. I hope God repays you with the same action that you commited against this little girl, i guess your daughter will most likely get what you caused against this young girl. My previous comment should be disregarded and i hope the girl's boyfriend gets his hands or weapon if he pleases. And how dare you bring God's name into your unspeakable action. Go to hell

Agnesqueen,i believe have tried to accomodate some of the crap posted by thousands of pple here
it is just pple that are taking this too far.it is natural for human being to feel erotic at a point in time
i was not saying what i did was good,but i just need constructive idea from you pple
if you can solve a problem,baby dont add to it

is it a crime to post this?i wasnt happy @home neither on NL
you pple were just posting as if you guys are SAINTS
AND IF I WERE TO EXAMINE ALL OF U PPLE'S LIFE,IT MIGHT BE FULL OF MAGGOTS
BE PRATICAL IN ALL YOUR JUDGEMENT,YOU ARE KILLING ME HERE lipsrsealed

Sports › Re: Dede Ayew (Ghana's U-20 Skipper) Denies Speaking To Pastor Joshua by Simonwal: 5:48am On Oct 22, 2009

3kay945:
many among you who detest T.B. doesnt ve anythn to support your hatred, but only base it on 'dem say', d man is touchn lives positively, simple

i love that

Family › Re: Her Boyfriend Called Me: You Are Not Safe! Pls Help Me O by Simonwal(op): 10:22pm On Oct 21, 2009

Fhemmmy:
Another ADD patient?

what ?

Family › Re: Her Boyfriend Called Me: You Are Not Safe! Pls Help Me O by Simonwal(op): 10:20pm On Oct 21, 2009

Outstrip:
I think you made up this story for attention.

How do you mean outstrip?

Jokes Etc › Re: Jokes Section Amusement Park 1 by Simonwal: 9:41pm On Oct 21, 2009

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giwgfdw8cub uiohfyhygbu wuih2ohuyhuy p2iou2hyhtr2uh u23hjuwhe32iuh
2uthyhuggg wgbhoywhfuwhgy wghu32yhgyuhgwj wgh3uhuyhgduqfha ihhuihoqhfi

all na joke,
abi wen i no know wentin i go type grin

Jokes Etc › Re: 3 Stages Of Life by Simonwal(op): 9:34pm On Oct 21, 2009

studio43:
Na for yaba left u do the research abi? Come u think sey na nursery school children dey here?

guy e never reach that now,
no b joke?
try encourage me cos i don use over a month on this work
afterall i be your elder bros grin

na still joke b that ooo

Jokes Etc › Re: Thought Spelling Was Important? by Simonwal(op): 9:28pm On Oct 21, 2009

chubysoft1:
That's aswermoe. Do u konw i hrrudlely lkooed for a pen and ppaer to cpoy evrey slnige wrod you psoted?

tahnks

Jokes Etc › Re: Thought Spelling Was Important? by Simonwal(op): 9:27pm On Oct 21, 2009

zuuby:
gyus ,

Psoetr jsut shwoed the pwoer of the hmuan mnid.

tahts corerct grin

Ben-10:
that's waht jolbesssnes can csuae, I'm not suprirsed.

i cluod uesdantnrd

Romance › Re: Since I Met Her, I 've Been Having Bad Luck by Simonwal: 9:18pm On Oct 21, 2009

the fact is, look beyond the girl's plight now
look beyond it now
keep on praying

Sports › Re: Dede Ayew (Ghana's U-20 Skipper) Denies Speaking To Pastor Joshua by Simonwal: 8:58pm On Oct 21, 2009

Nigerian plsooo, is high time we changed !!!
leave this greatest man of God alone
havent you heard that touch not my annointed,and do my prophet no harm
PASTOR T B JOSHUA,GOD WILL STRENGTHEN YOU MORE!!!

Jokes Etc › Re: Jokes. . . .please Choose Your Best. by Simonwal: 6:38am On Oct 21, 2009

guy you try oooooo,
i don post many,na abuse those snail head guys they trow to me
keep it up Dami

Jokes Etc › Re: 3 Stages Of Life by Simonwal(op): 6:23am On Oct 21, 2009

@studio
haba,a month research

Jokes Etc › Thought Spelling Was Important? by Simonwal(op): 5:56am On Oct 21, 2009

Only great minds can read this.

This is weird, but interesting!

fi yuo cna raed this, yuo have a sgtrane mnid too

if you can read this , you have a strange mind too
Cna yuo raed this? Olny 55 plepoe out of 100 can.

can you read this? olny 55 people out of 100 can

i cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg.

i could not believe that i could understand what i was reading
The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid, aoccdrnig to a rscheearch

The - power of the human mind, according to a research
at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it dseno't mtaetr in waht oerdr the ltteres in

at cambridge university, it doesn't matter in what order the - in
a wrod are, the olny iproamtnt tihng is taht the frsit and last ltteer be

a word are, the only important thing is that the first and last letter be
in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can still raed

in the right place. The rest can be a total mess and you can still read
it whotuit a pboerlm. This is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed

it without a problem. This is because the human mind does not read
ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Azanmig huh? yaeh and

every letter by itself, but the word as a whole. Amazing huh? yeah and
I awlyas tghuhot slpeling was ipmorantt! if you can raed this comment on it

i always thought spelling was important! If you can read this comment on it

Jokes Etc › 3 Stages Of Life by Simonwal(op): 5:48am On Oct 21, 2009

We have 3 stupid stages of life………,

Teen age:

Have Time + Energy …but No Money

Working Age:

Have Money + Energy …but No Time

Old age:

Have Time + Money …but no Energy

use best of your time,your life lies in your hands

Romance › Re: Ladies: Impress Your Man. by Simonwal: 5:43am On Oct 21, 2009

its funny

Family › Re: Family Mathematics by Simonwal(op): 12:04am On Oct 21, 2009

maedan:

Now I know why I was never really good at Math. Cos your post is verrrry confusing. I'd better read it again though .

Family › Family Mathematics by Simonwal(op): 11:46pm On Oct 20, 2009

Equations! - This is the best I have read in a LONG time

Equation 1

Human = eat + sleep + work + enjoy
Donkey = eat + sleep

Therefore:
Human = Donkey + Work + enjoy

Therefore:
Human-enjoy = Donkey + Work

In other words,
A Human that doesn't know how to enjoy = Donkey that works.

++++++++++++ +++++++++ +++++++++ +++++++++ +++++++++ ++ ++
Equation 2

Man = eat + sleep + earn money
Donkey = eat + sleep

Therefore:
Man = Donkey + earn money

Therefore:
Man-earn money = Donkey

In other words
Man who doesn't earn money = Donkey

++++++++++++ +++++++++ +++++++++ +++++++++ +++++++++ +
Equation 3

Woman= eat + sleep + spend
Donkey = eat + sleep

Therefore:
Woman = Donkey + spend
Woman - spend = Donkey

In other words,
Woman who doesn't spend = Donkey

++++++++++++ +++++++++ +++++++++ +++++++++ +++++++++ +

To Conclude:
From Equation 2 and Equation 3

Man who doesn't earn money = Woman who doesn't spend

So Man earns money not to let woman become a donkey!
And a woman spends not to let the man become a donkey!

So, We have:
Man + Woman = Donkey + earn money + Donkey + Spend money

Therefore from postulates 1 and 2, we can conclude

Man + Woman = 2 Donkeys that live happily together!

Enjoy every moment of Life.

Time is like a river, you cannot

touch the same water twice because

the flow that has passed will never pass again.

Family › Re: Her Boyfriend Called Me: You Are Not Safe! Pls Help Me O by Simonwal(op): 9:55pm On Oct 20, 2009

All the post here looks[b] lesbian[/b]
It makes me look as if i was the first person ever to commit this barbarity
among thousands of pple that has contributed.

now i believe man must hold his manhood for urine to have directions

I pray to be free from this mess

Family › Re: Her Boyfriend Called Me: You Are Not Safe! Pls Help Me O by Simonwal(op): 10:59am On Oct 20, 2009

aisha2:
People like you make me sick. You raped a girl and say it is the work of the devil, you forced her for 25 minutes till u wore her down and you want help, U just made me throw up my lunch. Stupid idiot, u are not only on your way to the ghetto but on your way to hell with that kind of mentality. Why in the name of God will you force someone to have sex with you and only be repentant because her boyfriend threatens you. You are not even worried about how she feels but about your damn self

i said we struggle for 25mintues;but it was a romantic struggle
it does happen to everybody that has a girlfriend
cos some ladies want the men to go extra miles,before given in it to them eventually

However,pple were posting as if have crucified Jesus Christ
i need constructive advice from intellectual nairalanders,that's the more reason i posted the thread
You can never cut off your head cos there is a lice on it,
nobody holy pass,try and be lenient in you judgement
IT IS NEVER A RAPE,BUT OT LOOKS ,

Family › Re: Her Boyfriend Called Me: You Are Not Safe! Pls Help Me O by Simonwal(op): 1:26pm On Oct 19, 2009

POSAKOSA1:
i hope that the boyfriend beats you to death.

I THOUGHT YOU ARE MY FRIEND
YOU COULD BE IN MY SHOE TOO,TRY TO BE LENIENT IN YOUR JUDGEMENT

Family › Re: Her Boyfriend Called Me: You Are Not Safe! Pls Help Me O by Simonwal(op): 1:19pm On Oct 19, 2009

Nairalanders,this is getting too serious
I begged the girl,and that this shameful scene will never happen again before leaving for work this morning
but to my surprise,[b]she told me i will be helping her in all home chores[/b]henceforth

her bf sent me another message,that he has been keeping her for a long time without touching her
and he thought she was in a right place i.e she will never have a time for anyman
because of the tight schedule of her work at home and at my uncle's wife shop
that i shd always watch my back.

pls HELP ME NL

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